( ί ί) HAPPY THINGS!
( ί ί) Walken without rhythm, so I won't attract the worm!
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( ί ί) Shooting an elephant!
( ί ί) Free used panties!
( ί ί) Burning a public toilet with shit everywhere!
( ί ί) Spring is here!
( ί ί) Here being the Northern Hemisphere, which is the BEST Hemisphere!
( ί ί) 8 FILLES
( ί ί) Six Grapes! Best Port EVER!
( ί ί) Moving back to the west coast after living in flyover country for two fucking years!
( ί ί) Penis ejaculation!
( ί ί) Pen0s ejaculation!
( ί ί) VENEREAL DISEASE
( ί ί) Using Dadfs pube razor for my beard!
iEΝEj Mittens, that makes nobody happy. Not even your dad who wished for a boy instead of a girl.
( ί ί) SEEING THE HOLY MOUNTAINS
( ί ί) Mittens
( ί ί) THIRD TRIMESTER ABORTIONS!
( ί ί) Sauerkraut!
iEΝEj Is >>941 talking about what I think he's talking about?
( ί ί) SEEING THE HUMAN MELTING
( ί ί) WEARING THE HOLY MITTENS!
( ί ί) Penguins!
( ί ί) Pandas!
( ί ί) Muffins!
( ί ί) They fill me with intense pangs of pleasure!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) wat
( ί ί) Buttons!
( ˃ ˂) ˂) ˂) ˂) ˂) ˂) ˂) ˂) ˂) Sing-ing in a Bar-ber-shop No-ne-e-et!
( ί ί) bacon sandwiches
( ˃ ˂) Neat but not NEET and kind of l33t!
( ί ί) SOAD
>>955
( E-E) Itfs a nonet, assbucket. Nine dickmuffins singing together.
( E-E) Fuck. This isnft a story thread. What am I doing here?
( EE) Joining fem when I canft beat fem!
( ί ί) Sexy REACTION
( ί yί) hamsters?
( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) HAMSTERS!!!
( ί ί) Warm Soft Pretzels for Breakfast!!!
( ί ί) Caramel frosted brownies!
(@₯ิ ₯ิ) How's my favorite little girl?
|c Whoops, look at the time! Gotta run!
( ί ί) who the fuck was that.
( ί ί) Little popsicle sized ice cream bars!
( ˃ ˂) With mitten wrappers!!!
( ί -ί) Though I could do without the yarn in my ice cream.
( ί ί) late night salsa-
Morning cartoons!
( ί ί) ORIGAMI RABBITS!
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( E-E) Rabbit orgasms.
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( E-E) Dangerously Furry NekoRei!
( ί ί) ( ί ί )
( ί ί) LSD IS SURE HAPPY!!
( ί ί) SCREAMING EAGLES!!
(@^ิ౪^ิ) Poking best friend's naughty bits!
( ί ί) A soft pretzel and a Diet Pepsi for breakfast!
( ˃ ˂) Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ί ί) Horsey Sauce!
( ί ί) Gay magic! ( ˃ ˂) IT'S SO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
( ί ί) PENIS.
( ί ί) dat PS TRIPLE
( ˃ ˂) wwwww
( ί ί) Washing away the sins of the past!
( ί ί) Unmistakable Signs of the Impending Mittenocolypse!
( ί ί) Being able to make over 999 posts!
( ί ί) The arduous but satisfying preparation for thread #3!
( ί ί) The love only a completely brainwashed pet can give.
( ί ί) Coming home to steaming piles of spite on my comforter!
( ί ί) Though maybe that's not so great after all.
( E-E) Being a steaming pile of spite on Mitten's comforter.
( ί ί) Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets(tm)!
( E-E) Eating Mitten's last Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets(tm)!
( ί ί) Hoping there won't be another installation of this thread!
( ί ί) Lost Hopes! Thank you, St. Jay Squeeksand, for favors granted!
( ί ί) The second to last post!
( ί ί) I love happy endings!