Help me (14)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 05:04

So today in my high school senior summer school biology class my teacher was talking and I wasn't paying attention. She was going on about fetal growth and how it develops or something like that. Since I wasn't paying attention and she hates me, she broke my day dreaming and asked me "what is the result of the fetus if it is loses a significant amount of oxygen in the first nine weeks?" Obviously, I didn't know, so I said "it turns into a dickgirl." She was furious and that this and is now telling me that she will fail me unless I can prove that dickgirls really exist.

I need to prove that dickgirls exist, or I will fail this class and not graduate high school. I'm not talking hermaphrodite/intersex people here, I need to prove that real dickgirls exist. Please help me DQN.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 05:38

I don't believe you, and you should do your own damn homework anyway.

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 06:40

I am a real dickgirl. Ask me anything.

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:17

Do you bleed out of your penis every 28 days? Does >>1 fail on multiple levels?

5 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4714 20:49

You know, with very minor editting this could EASILY become a L&R topic...

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 20:51

>>3

what is love?

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 21:19

>>1 PLACENTA

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 23:41

>>5
what is L&R

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 00:51

>>8
love and romance

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 02:18

>>4
If you have a Visa check card, your money is safe and secure.

>>6
Valium

11 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4715 03:39

>>1
See what you started?

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( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 11:23

（*´O） I think we should merge this thread with "ITT we write a formal business letter"

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 11:37

Hi, everybody. I am >>1's cell phone. Nice to meet you.
I am writing this message via Imode.
My owner did a stupid thing again. He has made this thread.
I have to apologize to you guys for him. I really mean it.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 11:21

So...how did this turn out?

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