umm lets see... text for today's events...
silence.
silence..
more silence.
"Omae........"
dangerous silence.
-another fucking closeup to my eye
Opponent knows I'm ubersuper good but throws a measly kunai at me anyway. --> do the 'im too good for this ' sidestep
silence
-do the dignified frown.
-have flashbacks to why I became such a morbid bastard. Don't try to understand it.. just relive 'em.. its japanese and even japanese don't get it.
-exit flashback
"I have been here too long. I have a really scary reason to go away now but I'm not telling you."
-do the subduing frown.
-hold suspense for 3 minutes so the whole 'scary soundtrack' can get played to the end.
-"sengbongzakura"
-don't watch special effects.
-Scene with opponent ripped in thousand pieces against simplistic background. He'll be taken to Kongoha superchakra healing nonsense and be reassembled. In three days he's gonna be back to normal and have new powers.
-Jump in the next best tree.
naturokun daisuki yo
sakura-chan!!!
uwaaaaaah
kage tampon fetish no jutsu!!!!
shine
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my IQ is 500 points! I take part in death threatening situations because I'm so smart!
mendokusai
>>11 I take part in death threatening situations because I'm so smart!
...death... threatening?
Lamen! Lamen! Lamen! Yay! Dattebayeioh!
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NARUTO!
"I am Konoha's beautiful green beast! and I will abide by my way for the Ninja! 5th gate Open!!!!!!"
Pure Pwnage ensues...
FIN
I will be Hokage!! because, because, its my way of the ninja! OOh!
(゚∀゚) Did somebody say Narutaru?!..
(゚A゚) Oh, Fishcake with Autism? Nevermind then.
My enemy is formidable, as expected from a member of the pebble-clan....
This environment is clustered with boulders and loose rocks, difficult enough to manouvre in without tripping... let alone fiendish traps.
gasp
I've infiltrated their base, retrieved that book hokage wanted and started my way out when they caught on to me. 'Ksou!! how?
That guy with the freaky outfit and the painted face nearly took me down with his jutsu.
Where is Karou? where is Nali - did they get discovered too....
'Ksou!! I need to shake these enemies and find my team.. What's up with these dumb rocks.........??
Rocks stand up and take threatening poses. Our hero stops in his tracks Damn persistent pebble-clan bitches! Not only tracked me, but set up a trap in this short time!
everybody stands still in their threating/surprised pose for five minutes while a wannabe spooky tune plays and the camera focuses on everyones face after another. fade out to outro
requesting Naruto monologue GEORGE ZIMMER style, ending in "BELIEVE IT"
I'd do it myself but I stopped watching around episode 150
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its nayroodoh get it right or pay the price
nyoro~n
I will be hokage! I am super strong! that's why I associate myself with dogs, pigs, frogs and dicks!
きめえブーン書き込むなチンカス野郎
-shikimaru, I 'm sending you on a secret mission on which you will probably die.
-how boring. And now I'm supposed to gather all my little friends and go for it?
-yes, but first bring Naruto in so that we can pointlessly repeat the mission content, Which I am telling you now.
-how boring. And then when we stand in the gate I can repeat it to the less important characters in the show.
-yes. It makes the viewer feel like he's more important than Nekoji, Shokoji, doggy and the rest of em fools for hearing info earlier than them.
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!!!!! What what what what NAAAANNIII?????
-shut up naruto. we haven't said anything yet. Your mission is to go to zombie village and do something. Something. Chickymaroo will tell you more about it later. Now.
Naruto.
....
be careful
....
-??
Naruto pondering- I wonder what hokage-boobs-sama was talking about?
Sakura - my boobs aren't small!
Next scene Naruto has 41 bumps on head and scratches all over.
Chickymaroo - boring... can we have silence now? meh.. this is so lame. OK. we're going to zombie village. Hokage was quite specific about this mission. Our goal is something inside the village. It has tremendous powers, but nobody knows about them. I know, but I'm pretending not to, because its so dangerous. I'll have Nekoji in back doing his shagra-radar thingy. Shokoji will go in front because he's so fat, he will protect us from any initial attack. Narutoad and doggy, you walk around aimlessly, the rest of you hoodlum protect the sides. I'll be walking in the middle because I'm the most important to the mission. I'm the only one with brains after all.
Nekoji- so standard procedure. for the hundreth time already
naruto - let's do it!!!!
everybody sequentially nod heads. slowly, with shots of each person individually, so as not to confuse immature viewer.
ヘ/ヽ-、
| /./^ ヽ
| レ ゚∀゚) SAKURA'S FORESKIN LOL
リU ゞiつ
[(ヽ__ゝ
.∪∪
ミll^´二ヽ
ヾ ´д`)mendokusai mendokusai mendokusai mendokusai
U/xx.ij
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ヘ/ヽ-、
| /./^ ヽ
| レ ゚д゚) oh shi
リU ゞiつ
[(ヽ__ゝ
.∪∪
OROACHIMARY!!! raaah raah raaah...
rasengan!!!
(meh, steps aside - naruto accidentally crashes through mountainrange bigger than rocky mountains)
ooowooooh (panning out)
evil smirk.
"sasuke, only one week and i will loli to isho under the moon" muhahaha
puts pinky in front of mouth