ITT we make a DQN joke (33)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 04:07

>>11 gives the name of Person A
>>5 gives the name of Person B

>>7 is the setup to the joke.

Person A says ">>4"

Person B says ">>19"

Person A says ">>12"

Person B says ">>2" (punchline)

It's impossible to mess this up!

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 04:09

That's the joke.

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 04:22

This joke is pretty awesome already, IMHO

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 04:27

So I heard your duck was hammered flat?

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 04:31

Mittens-San

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 04:38

there is no point in having a >>6 in this thread. I'm useless ( ﾟ-ﾟ)

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 04:52

wait if im >>8 that means i dont participate either wow fuck you guys are so mean why wont you let me play with you :(

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 05:28

wait if im >>8 that means i dont participate either wow fuck you guys are so mean why wont you let me play with you :(

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 07:49

This thread is going places.

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 08:00

Fucking mittens, nigga.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 08:13

⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 09:56

So that's why you hate yourself and want to die?

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 10:05

I must say >>7 did an excellent job.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 10:12

YARE YARE

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 13:20

These structured threads are confusing! By revealing the rules ahead of time, you destroy any hope of randomization! The cat is dead before we begin the experiment, and that's not fine. That's not fine at all!

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 14:14

boooooon

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 15:16

age

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 15:23

v

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 15:23

Not my duck, you twat, my DICK.

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 16:55

wait if im >>8 that means i dont participate either wow fuck you guys are so mean why wont you let me play with you :(

⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃: So I heard your duck was hammered flat?
Mittens-San: Not my duck, you twat, my DICK.
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃: So that's why you hate yourself and want to die?
Mittens-San: That is the joke.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 20:50

HAHAHAHA! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 21:19

>>20

That's actually a pretty funny joke, if a bit nonsensical. Good work, >>1-san.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4825 08:24

so what's the joke?

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4825 08:41

>>20

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4831 16:07

This thread marks the height of DQN's joke-creating power.

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4833 05:54

Subtle, yet effective. The mark of DQN is strong in this one.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4833 20:37

The Elitist Superstructure finds this thread distasteful.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4833 21:29

That was awesome

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 21:18

Distasteful.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4835 21:21

VIRUS ALERT! VIRUS ALERT! VIRUS ALERT! VIRUS ALERT!

there is virus in this DON'T DONWLOAD

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 17:00

So, ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ and Mittens-san are hanging out at wait if im >>8 that means i dont participate either wow fuck you guys are so mean why wont you let me play with you :( and ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ says
"So I heard your duck was hammered flat?" and Mittens-San says "Not my duck, you twat, my DICK." And so ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ asks "So that's why you hate yourself and want to die?" and Mittens-san says "That's the Joke!"

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 18:15

>>31
roffle mao!

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 11:09

This joke is VIP QUALITY

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