ITT we insult the poster above us [PART IV] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:11

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 12:41

>>1-149 fail

151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 13:21

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152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 16:08

„‚P‚T‚P‚ΝSHOCK

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4798 21:04

>>152 tried so hard and came so far, but in the end, it didn't even matter.

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 05:33

>>153 tried to fart and aimed so far, but in the end, it only made him fatter.

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 08:19

>>154 likes chubby gals.

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 08:00

>>155 likes a nicely proportioned sheep.

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 09:31

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:48

>>157 can't think of a good insult.

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 19:58

>>158 couldn't either

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:22

>>159 couldn't come up with better

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 23:03

>>160
broke the standard with his extraordinary insightful deduction, on very rare occasions even posts like his will make impact. And the tide ensuing will bear amazement and inspipiration even future generations in the present, past and future "ITT we insult the poster above us" threads will feel within them.

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 02:56

>>161 needs a gf

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 03:41

>>162
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164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 04:46

>>163 enjoys Japanese porn

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 08:37

>>164 enjoys furry porn

166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 10:18

>>165 doesn't enjoy porn

167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 10:19

>>166 campaigns to ban porn

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 13:11

>>167 was supposed to be an insult? ('A` )

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 14:47

>>168 was supposed to be an insult? ('A` )

170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 16:35

>>169 wasn't supposed to be an insult.

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 20:22

>>170's mom should have swallowed him.

172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 12:04

>>171's mom should've checked that condom for holes... Then again, what heroin-hoar still does that? all that matters are the $10 for the next shot...

173 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 17:47

>>172
tl;dr

174 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 20:26

>>173 is a lazy, illiterate nigger.

175 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 20:30

176 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 20:31

>>175 is the same person as >>174.

177 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 20:37

>>176 is the same person as >>1-999

178 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 03:03

>>177's name is Squeeks.

179 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 12:40

>>178's name is Sage

180 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 18:50

>>179 is trapped in the eternally repeating month of September 1993, being brutally murdered at the end of each iteration.

181 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 05:06

>>180 did a shitty job of programming this board.

182 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 06:36

>>181 couldn't program a pocket calculator

183 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 14:08

>>182 is a pocket calculator

184 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 16:00

>>183 doesn't even have a pressable special key

185 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 21:29

>>184 is a bOƒΦOtch

186 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 22:08

>>185 Is a quarter of Grandpa's age, yet looks thrice as old as him.

187 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 23:23

>>186 would still hit >>185.

188 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 23:41

and >>187 wants to be in the bottom of that pile of ancient man-meat, under >>185 and >>186.

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 00:23

>>188 is a cub

190 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 02:02

>>189 is a buc

191 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 02:05

>>190 is a mirror

192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 07:01

>>191 is a butthead

193 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 13:10

>>192 sages because deep down he knows everything he posts sucks.

194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 13:55

>>193 only writes sucking comments in the hope that they will suck him for once.

195 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 17:05

>>194 is a Panda

196 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 20:37

>>195 wishes his daily diet were long, hard shafts of wood.

197 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 20:40

>>196 knows a lot about long, hard shafts of wood.

198 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 21:13

>>197 is a long, hard shaft of wood.
OH AND >>1 IS AN IDIOT

199 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 21:25

>>198 had his replaced with a long, hard shaft of wood due to an unfortunate lumberjacking accident.

200 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 02:32

>>199 wishes he had an unfortunate lumberjacking incident instead of missing 200 GET.

201 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4810 04:54

let 200 get fall away due to short comings in the pants

200get

202 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4810 04:54

let 200 get fall away due to short comings in the pants

200get

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 09:18

>>202 makes no sense, and doesn't know how to single click

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 21:23

DAILY SAGE

205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 22:39

>>204 doesn't know how to age and so is trapped in the eternally repeating month of September 1993, being brutally murdered at the end of each iteration.

206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 06:59

>>205 Doesn't realize that the month of September 1993 hasn't ended yet,

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 07:11

>>206 Doesn't realize that >>204 hasn't been murdered yet.

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 11:02

>>207 is too much of a pussy not to perpetuate the string of non-insults. Pussy.

209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4812 10:17

>>208 offers free candy and a ride in his nice car to little boys in scout uniforms

210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4812 10:20

>>209
Is not a girl, not yet a woman

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4812 23:25

>>210 longs for a dickgirl.

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4812 23:50

>>211 loves to use the words like "dick" "cock" "fuck" and think they are funny.

213 Name: Russ : 1993-09-4813 00:07

>>212 loves to use "dick" "cock" and thinks they are erotic

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 00:37

>>213 has not read properly the poster above him and actually loses the threads.

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 02:42

>>214 lost his marbles

216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 03:37

>>214 has no balls

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 04:08

>>216 would have liked to suck those balls.

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 06:18

>>217 sucks balls every day

219 Name: ( ί ƒŽE) : 1993-09-4813 11:05

>>218 forgot Poland

220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 11:43

ff

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 12:30

>>220 cannot grasp the concept of writing.

222 Name: anime_expert_(seen_346+_anime_completely,_last_finished:_Full_Metal_Panic:_Fumoffu)!ULtRa/DrpY : 1993-09-4813 15:21

>>221 doesn't know what to do with his life

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 15:50

>>222 knows what to do with his life, unfortunately.

224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 15:54

>>224 fails at understanding time

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 22:54

>>224
Understood the concept of time the minute he died of lupus.

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 00:20

>>225 is a Panda

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 06:56

>>226 it's not lupus.

228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 09:36

>>227 nyoro~n ( ί ƒΦί)

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 09:40

>>228 can't do a proper nyoro~n (L₯ƒΦ₯`)

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 10:07

>>229 is all out of smoked cheese, if you know what I mean.

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 16:00

beef jerky and >>230's dick have a lot in common

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 16:13

>>231 loves the taste of beef jerky and dick.

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 18:56

>>232 is allergic to beef, and can only eat dick

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 19:52

>>233 is Dick

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 20:02

>>234 is Bush

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 20:04

>>235 is a feminist democrat.

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 20:05

>>236 is Clam

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 20:10

>>237 is a member of N.O.W.

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 20:43

>>238 is a member of C.O.B.R.A.

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 21:14

>>239 is a member of P.A.N.D.A.

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 22:15

>>240 is a member of V.I.P.

242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 22:18

>>239>>240>>241 behaved as expected.

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 23:06

>>242 is the leader of P.A. P.A. P.A.N.D.A.

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4815 01:21

245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4815 02:51

>>244 won nothing in the lotto with that line.

246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4815 06:38

>>245 is a crap ass

247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4815 09:45

>>246's digestive system craps on both ends.

248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4815 11:36

>>247 is a big fat butt

249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4815 14:04

I like >>247 and I cannot lie

>>248 on the other hand I can't stand

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