ITT we insult the poster above us [PART IV] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:11

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

440 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4838 21:52

>>439 belongs in a retirement home

441 Name: Bubba : 1993-09-4839 00:04

>>440 belongs in a institution for severly disturbed patients

442 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 00:22

>>441 can't wait for 1993-09-5000

443 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 03:11

>>442 has his own personal kareha installation where he changes the date to 1993-09-5000 and faps to it.

444 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 03:22

>>443 can't figure out how to install kareha

445 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 04:29

>>444 doesn't know what kareha is

446 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 11:12

>>445 thinks it's in Hawaii.

447 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 11:20

>>446 thinks Hawaii's into I.T.

448 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 12:16

>>447 thinks he's into IT for being able to change the text on a button in Visual Basic

449 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 13:49

>>448 doesn't know how to change the text on a button in Visual Basic.

450 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 18:45

>>449 wishes he had buttons.

451 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 19:47

>>450 will get himself in the guinness book of records one of these days if he continues his hobby of "filling own orifices with multiple blunt, elongated objects"

452 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4839 22:20

>>451 looks up to bob goatse as a role model

453 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 01:06

>>452 looks up goatse.

454 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 03:01

>>453 plans to name his child goatse.

455 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4840 07:58

>>454 eagerly awaits the day he can show his child his 'secret place'.

456 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4841 04:27

>>455 is in contact with his inner self

457 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 01:42

>>456 regularly molests his inner child.

458 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 01:47

>>457 was molested in utero

459 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 03:56

>>458 was pity-molested.

460 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 04:41

>>459 wishes his mother would pity-molest him

461 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 07:57

>>460 wishes his father would pity-molest him

462 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 09:40

>>462 is a panda molester

463 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 11:01

>>462 frequently dresses as a panda and fondles himself

464 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 18:16

>>463 supplied the panda suit

465 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 19:52

>>464 lovingly made the suit out of his own armpit hair

466 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 21:47

>>465 helped >>464 cultivate his armpit hair.

467 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 22:16

>>466 thinks armpit hair on men is actually unnatural.

468 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 22:59

>>467 grows armpit hair for fun

469 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 03:18

>>468 lovingly maintains a mulch pit that's 98% armpit hair

470 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 05:08

>>469 was pitimolested by a dead sheep

471 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 05:08

>>469's Diet comes almost entirely from >>468's mulch pit.

472 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 05:09

>>469 being unable to grow armpit hair himself, steals from those who can.

473 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 11:59

The refreshbutton proved to be too advanced for both >>471 and >>472

474 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 13:57

>>473 spells 'refresh button' like this 'refreshbutton.'

475 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 15:46

>>474 thinks refresh is F6

476 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 15:47

>>475 needs CTRL+W

477 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 15:57

>>476 doesn't know what he's talking about

478 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 23:17

>>477 thinks he's a unix guru because he uses the unbuntu desktop his friend installed for him to surf the web

479 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4844 02:35

>>478 uses a windows compute-te-te-te

bsod

480 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4844 03:02

>>479 thinks he's elite h4xx0r for crashing Windows.

481 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4844 05:20

>>480 thinks he's elite h4xx0r for crashing Linux.

482 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4844 06:19

>>481 thinks he's the Kaiser

483 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4844 06:48

>>482 thinks he's a DIVIDING DRIVER

484 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4844 10:01

>>484 wants to live life, but jumped off a cliff

485 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4844 21:01

>>484 is in the dark of night

486 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4845 16:06

>>485 didn't realize that >>484 insulted himself.

487 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4845 16:39

>>486 is a bad person. >>484 would NEVER insult himself.

488 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4845 20:58

>>484 is clearly illiterate

489 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4845 22:12

>>488 didn't use a full stop, or 'period' as it is known to our American cousins.

490 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4845 22:54

>>489 also failed to point out >>484's clear mistake in referring to >>484 rather than >>486, leading one to doubt >>489's status as a true elite grammarian.

491 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4845 22:55

>>490's no better either.

492 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 02:32

That fucker >>491 better watch his back AND his front.

493 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 03:21

>>492 is a front for the grammarian mafia

494 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 04:46

>>493 is an affront to all elitism.

495 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 07:21

>>494 better not shout, because Squeeks is coming to town

496 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 09:07

>>495, NO U better not cry.

497 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 09:55

the emperor has no clothes

498 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 10:15

>>497 is one of those idiots that keep missing the point

499 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 12:09

>>498 thinks M->F post-ops can get pregnant

500 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 12:42

>>499 both knows they can't from personal experience, and left the field wide open for 500GET

501 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 15:41

>>500 would resemble a cleanly transparent baggie if you beat all the shit out of him.

502 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 15:46

>>501 used a swear word.

503 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 16:03

>>502 is probably exactly the sort who's going to go and tell a teacher

504 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 17:10

>>503 ran as fast as he could to tell his mommy

505 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 20:50

>>506 likes to insult me.

506 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 21:19

>>505 is doing it wrong

507 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 22:03

>>506 is anal about proper conduct.

508 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 22:11

>>507 is an anarchist hippie.

509 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 22:36

>>1-508 are having a circle jerk with each other

510 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 23:45

>>509 circle jerks with his stuffed animal collection.

Because nobody else likes him.

511 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 06:19

>>510
And that's not a bad thing, that's a good thing.

512 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 08:28

>>511 on the other hand, is a bad thing.

513 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 10:38

>>512 uses emergency mittens for release.

514 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 12:57

>>513 circlejerks on his stuffed animals while wearing emergency mittens

515 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 17:24

>>514 keeps clicking on the emergency mittens button and jacks off while doing so

516 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 19:35

>>515
function mittensFall() { if (!getRefToDivNest("snFlkDiv0")) { return; } var scrWidth = 0, scrHeight = 0, scrollHeight = 0, scrollWidth = 0; if (typeof window.innerWidth == "number") { scrWidth = window.innerWidth; scrHeight = window.innerHeight; } else { if (document.documentElement && (document.documentElement.clientWidth || document.documentElement.clientHeight)) { scrWidth = document.documentElement.clientWidth; scrHeight = document.documentElement.clientHeight; } else { if (document.body && (document.body.clientWidth || document.body.clientHeight)) { scrWidth = document.body.clientWidth; scrHeight = document.body.clientHeight; } } } if (typeof window.pageYOffset == "number") { scrollHeight = pageYOffset; scrollWidth = pageXOffset; } else { if (document.body && (document.body.scrollLeft || document.body.scrollTop)) { scrollHeight = document.body.scrollTop; scrollWidth = document.body.scrollLeft; } else { if (document.documentElement && (document.documentElement.scrollLeft || document.documentElement.scrollTop)) { scrollHeight = document.documentElement.scrollTop; scrollWidth = document.documentElement.scrollLeft; } } } for (var x = 0; x < numFlakes; x++) { if (ycoords[x] * scrHeight > scrHeight - pictureHeight) { ycoords[x] = 0; } var divRef = getRefToDivNest("snFlkDiv" + x); if (!divRef) { return; } if (divRef.style) { divRef = divRef.style; } var oPix = document.childNodes ? "px" : 0; divRef.top = Math.round(ycoords[x] * scrHeight) + scrollHeight + oPix; divRef.left = Math.round(xcoords[x] * scrWidth - pictureWidth / 2 + scrWidth / ((numFlakes + 1) * 4) * (Math.sin(lrFlakes * ycoords[x]) - Math.sin(3 * lrFlakes * ycoords[x]))) + scrollWidth + oPix; ycoords[x] += downSpeed; } }

517 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 01:08

>>516 is gay for the "View Source" button

518 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 14:25

>>517 is gay for the back button.

519 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 16:59

>>518 is gay for the Reply button

520 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 17:02

>>519 is gay for a gay.

521 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 20:33

>>520 is too gay for a gay

522 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 03:42

>>521 knows, because he has experience.

523 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 12:16

>>522 is so politically correct, he will deny that Condi Rice and Hillary Clinton are great MILFs

524 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 12:22

>>523 is so fat, when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house am I right?

525 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 13:01

>>524
comes straight out of 1995

526 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 13:28

>>525 is too stupid to notice it's still 1993

527 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 20:32

>>526 will die at the end of September.

528 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 22:25

>>527 will die

529 Name: ‭ : 1993-09-4850 22:33

>>528 will

530 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 22:53

>>529 w

531 Name: ‭ : 1993-09-4850 22:53

>>530 carries out but is not w

532 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 00:56

>>531
Failed to carry out w

533 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 01:51

>>532 carries in and is v

534 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 05:07

>>533 is so fat they roll outta bed and hit the ceiling

535 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 05:16

>>534 has no kneecaps

536 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 06:34

>>536 wears kneehats

537 Name: ‭ : 1993-09-4851 07:45

>>536 scares kneecats.

538 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 08:53

Somebody forgot to remind >>537 that you mash the potatoes AFTER you cook them.

539 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 14:06

>>538 mashes his potatoes "traditional style".

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