ITT we insult the poster above us [PART IV] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:11

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

496 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 09:07

>>495, NO U better not cry.

497 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 09:55

the emperor has no clothes

498 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 10:15

>>497 is one of those idiots that keep missing the point

499 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 12:09

>>498 thinks M->F post-ops can get pregnant

500 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 12:42

>>499 both knows they can't from personal experience, and left the field wide open for 500GET

501 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 15:41

>>500 would resemble a cleanly transparent baggie if you beat all the shit out of him.

502 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 15:46

>>501 used a swear word.

503 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 16:03

>>502 is probably exactly the sort who's going to go and tell a teacher

504 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 17:10

>>503 ran as fast as he could to tell his mommy

505 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 20:50

>>506 likes to insult me.

506 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 21:19

>>505 is doing it wrong

507 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 22:03

>>506 is anal about proper conduct.

508 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 22:11

>>507 is an anarchist hippie.

509 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 22:36

>>1-508 are having a circle jerk with each other

510 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 23:45

>>509 circle jerks with his stuffed animal collection.

Because nobody else likes him.

511 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 06:19

>>510
And that's not a bad thing, that's a good thing.

512 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 08:28

>>511 on the other hand, is a bad thing.

513 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 10:38

>>512 uses emergency mittens for release.

514 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 12:57

>>513 circlejerks on his stuffed animals while wearing emergency mittens

515 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 17:24

>>514 keeps clicking on the emergency mittens button and jacks off while doing so

516 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 19:35

>>515
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517 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 01:08

>>516 is gay for the "View Source" button

518 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 14:25

>>517 is gay for the back button.

519 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 16:59

>>518 is gay for the Reply button

520 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 17:02

>>519 is gay for a gay.

521 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 20:33

>>520 is too gay for a gay

522 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 03:42

>>521 knows, because he has experience.

523 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 12:16

>>522 is so politically correct, he will deny that Condi Rice and Hillary Clinton are great MILFs

524 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 12:22

>>523 is so fat, when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house am I right?

525 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 13:01

>>524
comes straight out of 1995

526 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 13:28

>>525 is too stupid to notice it's still 1993

527 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 20:32

>>526 will die at the end of September.

528 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 22:25

>>527 will die

529 Name: ‭ : 1993-09-4850 22:33

>>528 will

530 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 22:53

>>529 w

531 Name: ‭ : 1993-09-4850 22:53

>>530 carries out but is not w

532 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 00:56

>>531
Failed to carry out w

533 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 01:51

>>532 carries in and is v

534 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 05:07

>>533 is so fat they roll outta bed and hit the ceiling

535 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 05:16

>>534 has no kneecaps

536 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 06:34

>>536 wears kneehats

537 Name: ‭ : 1993-09-4851 07:45

>>536 scares kneecats.

538 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 08:53

Somebody forgot to remind >>537 that you mash the potatoes AFTER you cook them.

539 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 14:06

>>538 mashes his potatoes "traditional style".

540 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 14:11

>>539
　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick
　（つ　　 つ　　　 like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 2000 by".
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

541 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 04:27

>>540 looks at the pretty girls, but the pretty girls never look back. nor do the regular girls. nor do the ugly girls. there's one fat troll in the attic, who looks at him. In /love, >>540 is talking about getting her attention. He will never get laid. stupid sucker!

542 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 06:38

>>541 is obviously a girl do to obvious ad-hominem attacks.

543 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 10:47

>>542 is a misogynist lesbian-hater.

544 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 11:54

>>543 is an emasculated feminazi sympathizer

545 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 12:27

>>544 is jacko

546 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 12:30

>>545
secretly likes jacko's

547 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 12:57

>>546 secretly likes to jacko.

548 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 15:45

>>547 lost everything to his jacko addiction

549 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 18:01

>>548 listens to the heaviest metal

uuuhrrraagagaghhh!!!

550 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 00:49

>>549 thinks nothing's more metal than Metallica.

551 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 01:43

>>550
Only listens to metal because Maddox said it is manly

552 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 02:59

>>551 listen to haruhi song.

553 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 03:24

>>552
Listens to miko miko nurse long version at double speed.

554 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 03:25

>>552
cannot know proper grammer!!

555 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 06:28

>>554 can't spell "grammar"

556 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 16:15

>>555 actually likes it when Link from the terrible 1980s animated Zelda series says "Well excuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuse ME Princess!"

557 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 16:38

>>556 was around in the 1980s

558 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 16:40

When >>557 was around in the 1980s, he was AROUND in the 1980s!

559 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 20:45

>>558 wishes he was AROUND in the 1980s

560 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 20:50

>>559
Spent all of the 1970s disco dancing.

561 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 21:03

>>560
Still spends his time disco dancing.

562 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 21:05

>>561
Has DDR Danced to every version of DDR, to every song withing that version.

563 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 01:20

>>562 has dreams of being invited to choose the songs for the next DDR, and the developers will hug him and call him friend.

564 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 03:09

yeh, >>563

565 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 07:50

>>564 couldn't think of an insult

566 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 07:53

>> 565 dropped the dodongo

567 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 07:59

>>566 fails at linking

568 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 09:44

>>567 is going to be the next prostitute murdered in the UK

569 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 12:03

no 568

>>567's hobbies involve various barnyard animals and a lot of lube

570 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 14:27

>>569 was seriously offended by >>568's insult.

571 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 14:56

>>570 is seriously offended by THIS insult.

572 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 15:09

>>571 is serious about trivial matters.

573 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 15:20

>>572 is seriously trivial

574 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 15:36

>>573 always loses at Trivial Pursuit

575 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 16:07

>>574 lost to a panda

576 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 17:03

>>575 fapped to a panda

577 Name: ⊂二二二二二二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 17:53

>>576 will marry a panda

578 Name: ⊂二二二（ oωo）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 18:03

>>577
Will marry BOON's extended arm

579 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 18:06

>>578 will copulate with boon's gaping right eye

580 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 19:01

>>579 will copulate with boon's gaping vagi...oh never mind, >>579 just sucks

581 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 19:10

>>580 does not realize panda's are a menace to society

582 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 19:15

>>581 menaces panda society.

583 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 19:23

>>7,12,75,76,110,132,195,226,251,285,286,409,414,462,463,464,575,576,577,580,581,582
same person

584 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 19:35

>>583 just realized the heart of The Elitist Superstructure

585 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 20:07

>>584 just won the heart of >>583

586 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 20:13

>>584 does not realize he is complimenting someone.

587 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 20:14

>>585 is the ugly girl around here.

588 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 20:43

>>587 is the pretty boy around here

589 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 21:00

>>588 is definetly the ugly girl around here.

590 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 21:16

>>589 is saying that just to cover up his ugliness+girlyness.

also, 590GET, only a matter of thyme before 599USD

591 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 21:52

>>590 be strokin'
He be strokin'
He stroke it to the east
and he stroke it to the west
and he stroke it to the woman
that he love best

592 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 22:05

>>591 fucked up the lyrics to a musical epic.

593 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 22:32

>>592 fucked up DQN

594 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 22:38

>>593 is so ugly, when he was born, the doctor needed to put tinted windows on the incubator.

595 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 22:45

>>594 is already dead

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