>>814 is broken, and to out of date to be worth repairing.
>>818 thinks he is god's gift to women because his arms are longer than mine
>>822 has no idea exactly how many people are laughing at him
>>825 has bizarre sexual fetishes of the gross and messy kind.
That's pretty funny, coming from someone as perverse as >>826
>>828 has been investing in night-vision goggles and hidden cameras to make sure they know the whole of it
>>837 will probably die before he could accomplish that.
>>839 doesn't doubt the mystical power of his harmonic crystals
>>841 tried to buy stocks, but got confused and bought socks instead.
>>843 visits 4chan too much
>>854 seeds the internet with spurious capital letters to make his foes look tiny in comparison.
>>860 enjoys having indecent relationships with lions.
>>868 spent ten minutes figuring out how to type that.
>>874 buys all the witchcraft books at the bookstore in hopes of casting a love spell.
>>875 couldn't even light a cigarette when he casts Magic Missle.
>>884, like a good german, thinks anything involving butts is erotic
>>887 is a hard-working brioche, but all his efforts are in vain as he will soon be devoured
daily sage
>>891 is a sagetard
>>893 broke the sage train
>>898 still thinks that site is a blood site, but not just right wing propaganda since last year.
>>899 was part of a failed right-wing plot to achieve 900GET
>>901 doesn't know about my theory about the role jews played in 9/11