Sir Simon Doodles, Esq. cordially invites you to his annual Consumate Sophisticate Block Party!
As always, powdered wigs, Astroglide, Earl Grey Tea, scones, aromatic cedar, badmitton shuttlecocks, soft cheese of your choosing, and 5 inch buttplugs (latex rubber only please) are required at the door.
Hand sanitizer to be provided.
Hope all can attend! Lets make this year the best one yet! RSVP now, while you still can!
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