( ´ω`) Junior, what's this 4chan business?
（・∀・） 4chan is to 2chan what Clonepa is to you, Grandpa!
( ・ω・) I may be a crapass but please don't compare me to 4chan.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Allow me, Junior.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 4chan is an image board that claims to be for all the internet to enjoy except Japan because they're a bunch of leeches.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) However, thanks to one section called /b/, 4chan has left that lofty and admirable goal way behind and embraced its true calling.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 4chan is an internet retard magnet. Anonymity + no rules = lame ass ignorant bullshit unparalleled anywhere else on the net. It's like the secret elephant graveyard, but for internet humor. Played out stupidity goes to 4chan to die.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unfortunately, once the brain-damaged shitheads in /b/ grab a hold of the dead joke, they deny it a solemn, dignified passing and keep beating it over and over for years.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In short, 4chan sucks.
( ´ω`) Thank you, Mittens. That was enlightening.
( ・ω・) That sounds nothing like me. I know you like me deep down.
Ooo... kay.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Good work, Clonepa!!!!!
>>5
japs aren't country-banned anymore
>>12
Is Russia still country-banned?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>14 proves my point. Everywhere else on the internet, NO U has fallen into disuse because, quite frankly, it's stupid. On 4chan, everybody uses it every chance they can because those little socially retarded autistic mongoloids will laugh at the same joke every day of their pitiful little lives.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's really rather sad.
( ´ω`) That's terrible! How could we help these benighted souls?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mandatory sterilization. They're already too far gone, but if we can keep them from breeding, the human race will be vastly improved by their dying out.
( ´∀`) OH U, Mittens. You're such a wonderful Elitist! <3 <3
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 8<
Okay, >>18, come here. This is for the good of humanity.
( ´∀`) OH SHI
(´^ิ౪＾ิ) lol wat r u talkin about 4chan is great lolol
（・∀・）Oh cool we get to use 4chan memes in this thread without pissing off elitists!
（・∀・）DIVIIIIDING DRIVEEER!!
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Who's the moron bumping all the 4chan related topics
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sauge
PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL
>>26
/NewDis/ fags
4chan can suck my dick for all I care
Sure, the "No one under 18" sign appears at most websites, but how many 17 and unders ever gave a damn?