BLOWTAX FUCKING OWNED!!!1! (46)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 19:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihx8f8sKVh0

GERMANS OWNING JEWS ALL DAY LONG!!!!

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 19:20

　 ＿＿
　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and a little cultural sensitivity would be appreciated!
　（つ　☆ つ
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 20:09

I accept full responsibility for getting into the ring and being beaten up, since it was my choice and I obviously knew there was no way I could beat a man with 10+ years of boxing experience, a man who runs 13 miles a day and trained extra hard for the last half year JUST TO BEAT UP ON WEBMASTERS WITH NO BOXING EXPERIENCE (I found all this out the day of the fight, by the way).

But honestly, the dude was a dick about the entire thing and instead of keeping it as a fun, lighthearted, goofy PR stunt, he honestly went at everybody like a big jerk. I don't really give a shit; I bowed out before I could truly get my shit kicked like the two dudes after me, one of whom spent an hour vomiting nonstop and had to be hooked up to an oxygen machine, and then other dude who had blood all over his face.

Sure I agreed to box and I have no regrets about it. I just think that maybe, just MAYBE, there was a TEENY TINY bit of lying and deception on Uwe Boll's end. You know, how he said he'd get us some trainers who would teach us how to box. And he didn't. Or how he said he'd give us some time to spar with a real boxer. And he didn't. Or how he said it was just a PR event and he'd go easy because it was just "for fun." And he didn't. Or how he said he'd get protective cups and boxing gear for the boxers. And he didn't.

Who cares though, it's over with and (besides getting hit in the head) I had fun while learning a crucial fact: the people from the Internet who hate Uwe Boll are completely, 100% justified, because he's a douchebag.

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 20:54

>>3
It's like alien vs predator reversed: Whoever loses, we win.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 21:20

>>4
Fucking signed, although I don't know who the fuck Uwe Boll is.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 21:26

>>3
Ahahahahaha, cry more blowtax.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 21:51

>>5
German filmmaker, responsible for gems such as "Alone in the Dark" or "Bloodrayne".

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 22:16

>>3

>crucial fact: the people from the Internet who hate Blowtax are completely, 100% justified, because he's a whiny douchebag.

Fix'd, amirite?

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 23:21

uamrite!

But I thought you guys loved lowtax? or is that 4chan?

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 23:29

the ones who don't love him are the ones who can't spare :10bux:

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4773 09:34

[i]WHAT[/i]

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4773 15:08

fucking queer desrved every punch. lol BLOWTAX more like SUCKPENSION

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4773 15:15

>>9
the ONLY people who love lowtax are here--> forums.somethingsawful.com

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 01:53

>>9, see >>13 + signed.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 13:31

what the fuck is this thread about?

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 14:15

>>15
BLOWTAX FUCKING OWNED!!!1! (15)
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1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 19:10 [Del]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihx8f8sKVh0

GERMANS OWNING JEWS ALL DAY LONG!!!!

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 15:20

I wonder what Lowtax did that makes him so hated?

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 15:28

He had the horrible idea that both charging for forums access and ruthlessly banning retards from those same forums would result in a community worth being a part of. Naturally, as 95% or more of the internet community is made up of retards, this makes them really really mad.

lol hope u got 10bux

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 15:31

Also, he tends to put up stuff he thinks is funny, rather than what retards think is funny. Most of the second category ends up on Drew Curtis Presents Drew Curtis' Fark.com or in /b/

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 15:57

Voted 1

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 16:15

Something Awful:
Self-centered and intellectual and laughing at everything, recognizing their inherent superiority to the rest of the world.

4chan/4-ch:
Anonymous and profane and laughing at everything, recognizing the mutual stupidity of everyone in the world.

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 17:06

SA is just one big circle jerk for uptight nerds with no lives. They act big when behind their PCs, but in the real world they are nothing, as proven in that vid.

True story.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 17:25

>>22 /b/ is just one big circle jerk for uptight nerds with no lives.

lol fixd it 4 u

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 17:46

>>22-23

>Internet is just one big circle jerk for uptight nerds with no lives.

Everybody happy now?

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 17:47

>>23 DQN is just one big circle jerk for cool relaxed nerds with no lives.

fixxd

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 18:02

The Elitist Superstructure is one big circle that find this thread distasteful.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 18:50

Yet but unlike at SA, you don't get B& here or on 4chan.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 18:51

I forgot the a and h

lol!

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 18:54

>>27 >>28
plz go back to any other place.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 19:27

SA is a group that I'm not part of and it makes me insanely angry that anyone else would want to be part of that group that I'm not part of!

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 19:37

[Del]

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　／　 ＼／＼ /＼　 　　　　you can just chill and do whatever
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32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 19:42

>>29
What don't you make me

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 19:42

HAY GUYS I BELONG TO THE SECRET SOMETHINGAWFUL FORUMS SECRET CLUB FOR COOL INTERNET PEOPLE IN THE KNOW HOW. LOTACKS TOLD ME THAT 10 BUX IS TO KEEP THE IDIOTS LIKE YOU OUT. IT'S NOT LIEK IM THE IDIOT FOR PAYING 10 BUX TO POST ON A FORUM AND GIVE FUNNY MATERIAL TO LAWLTAX FOR THE FRONT PAEG ESSENTIALLY PAYING HIM TO WORK FOR HIM OK?

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 19:47

>>33 is a fine example of the sort of intelligence you will find on SA

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 19:57

[Del]

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　／　 ＼／＼ /＼　 　　　　you can pay :10bux: and do nothing
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　　　　　　　／ヽ　 )） ヽ　 )ヽ　)と　　, ｲ

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 19:59

　 　 　 /＼
　 　 ／　　＼
　　 /　／ 　　＼　 　　　　In the Elitist Superstructure of aSmallWorld
　／　 ＼／＼ /＼　 　　　　you can just chill and do whatever
　＼＼／＼　／　　＼　　　　　　and borrow a yacht and racehorse.
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　　　　　　 ○(　　 ｲ○　 （　　　,つ, ,ﾟДﾟ)
　　　　　　　／ヽ　 )） ヽ　 )ヽ　)と　　, ｲ

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4775 20:15

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38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 08:00

>>33 They seem perfectly happy with the situation, and rather then see it as "theft", see it as the forums' contribution to the rest of SA. Either the SA forums are so good you actually like "contributing" to the site and making Lowtax money, or Lowtax has a very pervasive and effective cult of personality.

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 10:22

it costs money to maintain such a large site

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 12:27

>>39 don't bring logic into this

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 17:04

4chan costs money too

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 19:10

lol unliek DQN which is free and don't cost anything lmao

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 20:16

>>42
Compared to 4chan, 4-ch is most probably dirt cheap to run... but it probably still costs a lot of money, so:

http://4-ch.net/view/donate

44 Name: O.o : 1993-09-4776 20:16

o.o.o.o.o

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4776 20:27

>4-ch, which sees tens of thousand of users each month

lawlz, this one always kills me

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 05:58

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　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and a little cultural sensitivity would be appreciated!
　（つ　卍
つ
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

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