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Y M TH BN F M SWRD
STL Z MY BDY, ND FR Z MY BLD
Y HV CRTD VR THSND SWRDS
NKNWN T DTH
NR KNWN T LF
HV WTHSTD PN T CRT MNY WPNS
YT THS HNDS WLL NVR HLD NYTHNG
S S Y PRY, NLMTD BLD WRKS
Wll, nvr mnd ll tht, >>1. Ths hs nthng t d wth ths thrd, bt wld y jst lstn t m fr lttl bt? S, wnt t th lcl Yshny tdy. Rght. Yshny. nd th dmn plc ws pckd s fll f ppl, cldn't vn fnd st. S lkd rnd bt, nd fnd sgn tht sd "150 yn ff". Wht th hll s wrng wth y ppl? r y dts r smthng? ny thr dy y wldn't vn thnk f gng t Yshny, bt f t's 150 yn ff, y ll flck n hr? t's jst 150 fckng yn! 150 yn! nd y'r brngng th kds t. Lk t tht, fmly f fr gng t Yshny. Cn-fckng-grtltns. nd nw th gy's gng, "ll rght! Dddy's gng t rdr th xtr-lrg!" Sht, cn't wtch ny mr f ths.
Yshny shld b fckng brtl. Tw gys st fcng ch thr crss -shpd tbl, nd y nvr qt knw f thy'll sddnly jst strt fght rght thr. t's stb-r-b-stbbd, nd tht's wht s dmn grt bt th plc. Wmn nd kds shld sty th fck wy.
Wll, fnlly fnd st, bt thn th gy nxt t m gs, "'ll hv lrg bwl wth xtr grvy!". S nw 'm pssd ff gn. Wh th fck rdrs xtr grvy ths dys? Why r y lkng s gddmn prd whn y sy tht? ws gnn sk y, r y rlly gng t fckng t ll tht grvy? wntd t fckng ntrrgt y. Fr bt fckng hr. Y knw wht? thnk y jst wntd t sy "xtr grvy".
Nw, tk t frm th Yshny vtrn. Th ltst thng mng th Yshny prs s ths: xtr grn nns. Tht's th tckt. lrg bwl wth xtr nns, nd gg. Ths s wht smn wh knws hs sht rdrs. Thy pt n mr nns, nd lss mt. lrg bwl wth th rw gg, tht's rlly fckng wsm. Nw, y shld knw, f y kp rdrng ths, thr's rsk mplys mght wrt y p. Ths rlly s dbl-dgd swrd. rlly cn't rcmmnd ths fr mtrs.
nd y, >>1, wll, y shld rlly jst stck t tdy's spcl.
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m lkng fr Bnt Bx, t cnt b pnk (thts jpns fr pnk) r ny grl clr. t hs t b f 2 r mr ktb (thts jpns fr 2 cmprtmnts) nd hs b b chb (smll) szd. nd hs t b rlly kw (ct). ls t hs t b bt 10-20 bx. nd y hv t pst pcs f t frst ( wnt t mk shr t's kw (ct)). nd t wld b nc f t cm wth mtchng chpstck hldr (WTH chpstcks). H! nd t CNNT hv ny crtn pctrs, r b md t f plstc. t hs t b md f crmc, r smthng lk tht. ls t wld b nc f t ws md n jpn. nd nt n chn r cr (kr) r whtvr. hv fnd Bnt Bx smlr t th n m dscrbng n -by, bt t ws 1 ktb, nd dnt wnt my ghn (rc) t tch my thr thngs (t cn gt wt nd wld nt lk tht, pls 2 cmprtmnts lks mr kw)
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(EΝE) Grndp, ths thrd s nxpctingly plr nd fn! Wht d y thnk?
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this was done before, but i can't seem to find the other thread.
fr sm rsn mst f th txt n ths thrd s rltvly sy t rd.
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VWLS! RN WY!!!
D Y LK T TLK WTHT VWLS?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_words_without_vowel_letters
gmrng
gmrng.
hw r y?
'm dtctv Jhn Kmbl!
wnt t sk y bnch f qstns nd wnt thm nswrd mmdtly.
>D Y LK T TLK WTHT VWLS?
>http://n.wkpd.rg/wk/Lst_f_wrds_wtht_vwl_lttrs
HTML?!
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'm prtty sr th frst sntnc s " fr n vwls." N cl n th rst, thgh.
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n thnks.
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RLY?
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H'S DMN N H'S GNN B CHSNG FTR SMN
H'S GNNG N Y S Y BTTR LK ALV
H'S BSY RVNG P TH PWRFL MCH 5
ND WHN TH DDS R GNST HM ND THY'R DNGRS T
Y BT YR LF SPD RCR WLL S T THRGH
G SPD RCR, G SPD RCR
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( ί ί) MTTNS!
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T TK M FCKNG 100 MNTS T RD LL THT!!!
WHEN THE CEMENECETEN DEVECE CEMS THEY'LL BEEE SERRY
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fgsfds?
Lt's sy grc nd fll t brkfst
rn rn mmmkrnrnrrnrn
rnrn mmkrn
"Lt's gt t 1000 by x" nd "TT w x" r jst nthr wy t sy " wnt t mk pplr thrd bt hv n rgnl ds." n f ths knds f thrds vry nc n whl mght b knd f fnny, bt dmn gys, ly ff t lttl, t's gttng ptntly rdcls scrllng dwn thrgh fll pg f nthng bt th sm txt.
spps ths txt wll b cpd nt vry rply bcs vry trc f fr thght nd crtvty hs bn drnd frm DQN. (r rthr, t nvr xstd n th frst plc bt w sd t t lst cpy ntrstng thrds frm 2ch.) W nd t gt sm f th ld crp bck; t my hv bn crp bt thr wr t lst sm brn clls n th prmrdl sp.
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