[Part 8] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:59

( LƒΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 01:08

(EΝE) 2GETing for later use!

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 09:35

( LƒΦ`) Junior, I come from the futior.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:52

(EΝE) It's almost time!

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 01:59

( LƒΦ`) Who was the bastard that gave me CPR? I was busy boning Mohammed's virgins.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:06

(EΝE) You mean Mohammed never...

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:07

( EƒΦE) I'm sorry.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:08

( LƒΦ`) Nope. He said they were annoying.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:18

( ί ƒŽί) I gave you CPR, Gramps!

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:19

( LƒΦ`) I didn't ask about your emergency mittens, idiot.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 07:16

( EƒΦE) Crikey you're cranky, I shan't revive you again you ungrateful old coot.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 12:50

( E-E) You asked what hell was. You should already know. You're in it, after all.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 13:27

( ί ƒŽί) I wonder if there are mittens!

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 14:31

( E-E) In hell they burn mittens.

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:03

|( LƒΦ`) Okay, if you're not even going to try to make a proper Grandpa thread out of this one, I'm leaving.

|ƒΦ` ) Hey, alcohol, how's it hangin'?

|œc

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:07

( ί ƒŽί)

( ί - ί) Burn mittens?

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:11

( ί ƒŽί)

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:34

( E-E) Don't you know, Grandpa? In hell there's only watered down Milwaukee beer to drink.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:44

( LƒΦ`) Whatever-your-name-is, don't worry about that. I've been drinking so long my urine is 80 proof.

20 Name: i OƒΦOj : 1993-09-4929 16:04

>>19
Does it live in your bladder for months/years?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 18:46

( LƒΦ`) Junure, I come from the future.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 18:50

(EΝE) Grandpa, are we caughtin a time loop, doomed to repeat ourselves over and over again?

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 22:40

(E⌢E) ... grandpa?

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 22:42

( LƒΦ`) Who the hell are you?

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 01:01

(E⌢E) How the hell should I know? This is your thread.

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:40

(EΝE) Oh, it's Mini-me... I think?

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:55

@@@@@@.Q( LƒΦ`) Let's see...
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| @Master @|^

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ I think I shall take up that writing job I had once again.
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:59

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ "his throbbing member then entered her core"
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 08:24

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ Oh shi- I forgot to handle the null pointer exception
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 08:26

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ Oh shi- I forgot to handle the null pointer exception
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 08:26

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ Oh shi- I forgot to handle the null pointer exception
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 09:24

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ "A bird
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)@@@@With one body
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|@@And two beaks
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|@@@@Pecking itself to death."
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

33 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi LƒΦ`j“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4930 10:49

@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@@) @@ƒ I am a boon to the literature everywhere.
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 11:02

( E-E) Yes, you make everything look good by comparison.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 13:01

( LƒΦ`) Who the hell let you in here anyway?

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 13:11

( E-E) I've always been here, just in the darkness.

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:20

( LƒΦ`) Well, at least you're not craptastic like clonepa.

( LƒΦ`) But you still need to GTFO.

(EΝE) ***shudder*** gramps and slang... ***shudder***

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:28

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was slang like in your day?

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:38

( LƒΦ`) I remember the times when I'd get on my fliver and ride the sunset while chugging giggle water. It's was the bees-knees.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:03

(EΝE) ...

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:04

(EΝE) I liked Bligwig more than Fliver.

(EΝE) Silflay hraka, Grandpa!

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 18:34

( LƒΦ`) Your French is awful, Junior. You should say "S'il vous plait."

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 21:48

(EΝE) I can't say you have a good english either.

( LƒΦ`) you shut yer yap

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 22:40

( ίΫί) What's with all these odd-balls in my thread, Junior-sama?!

(Π` ցL) I'm not sure grandpa-chan, but they're starting to freak me out

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 22:53

(EΝE) Let's see if I can fit in...
(EΝE) KAWAII NEKO-CHAN IS ME!!!!

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 00:38

( E-E) You were probably aware that you were in hell by the continued presence of Clonepa, but these characters here are just to remove any doubts you may have had.

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 01:42

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) Security Kitteeeen!

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 02:36

Π*L°MΠ Okay, nya. You guys don't belonge here and gotta go.

(Π` ցL) That's okay Kitten we're fine where we are.

( ίΫί) Yeah! fine where we are Kitten-face!

Π*L°MΠ Alright then, nya.

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 03:47

( LƒΦ`) Junior, my shotgun. We have trespassers in the house.

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 05:39

(EΝE) NURUPO!

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 09:14

@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@Y“ρ“ρO)
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@< Ok, that's it. Now it's time to take YOUR alzheimer's medication!
@@@(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=
@@^ ^_½X@
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 09:25


First, you two weirdos! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @`;'`'; @@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,`'
@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.''`;'`'; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[( ίΫί)[(Π` ցL)αc¦
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@`@@``S@`,@@,`'S@'`,`,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ `;'`'; @ Sζ@ @

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 09:30


Now you, weirdy-McSad-Face!
@@Y“ρ“ρO)@@@@@@
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@If you kill me I will become
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=@@@@@@@@@@(E-E@) more powerful than you
@@^ ^_½X@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@can possibly imagine.
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
No, you'll just get the power to
come and talk to people in a wobbly
voice as a badly superimposed blue
ghost thing.@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@Y“ρ“ρO)@@@@@@
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=@@@@@@@@@@(E-E@) Oh...right...
@@^ ^_½X@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@@

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 09:33

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@ @ @ @@ @ @ @@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@@ @ @`;'`'; @@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,`'
@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@@@@@@.'.''`;'`'; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@@@@@sthip!/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[[[(EoE@) αcˆ@@''`;'`'; @@ζ
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@@@@@_SS@_Sζ
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@@@@`@@``S@`,@@,`'S@'`,`,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@ @ @ @ `;'`'; @ Sζ .,;( xΫx),..,...(Πx Φx),.,,.,

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 09:36

Now for you, youngie McGrandson!

@@Y“ρ“ρO)
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@
@@@(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=@@@@@@(EΝE ) Grandpa, it's me! Junior!
@@^ ^_½X@
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@
Oh right, sorry@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@..,;( xΫx),..,...(Πx Φx),.,,.,( x-x)

Shouldn't you be in bed?@

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 13:57

>>(E-E) use the force, grandpa!

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 13:58

(EΝE) Wow, you even suck in death.

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 17:32

( E-E) Of course he would suck. He's meant to annoy you.

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 19:36

(( E-E)) Being a weird blue ghost kind of sucks.
@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@ __Q@
@ ΪPPR^'ά`"'_^@@„
@@ P_@@@@`=`)^P
@@@@@ _) †(ƒj)(ƒj)
@@@@@@(@@@@ƒmQTj@ @< Me, you telling!
@@@@@@( @@@@@@^
@@@@@@@@@Ό½Ό½
@@@@@@@@@@@„«
@@@@@@@@@@@„«

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 23:56

(EΝE) Grandpa! Natumi's been kidnapped by Evil McEvilpants!

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 00:19

( LƒΦ`) Thank God, Junior.

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 00:57

(EΝE) Sheesh, Gramps, why do you have to be such an asshole? I love Natumi more than Mittens!
( ί -ί) ...
(;EΝE) Sorry about that.

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 01:00

@@@@Ώ
( ί -ί) ™
@Όœc™))ΝE) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
@@™

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 01:02

( LƒΦ`) I like the way this thread's going already.

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 01:06

( `ΝL) Hahahahaha!!!!!
(EΝE) It's McEvilpants!!! Get him, Grandpa!

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 01:28

( ί ƒŽί) Evil!

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 01:55

( `ΝL) Hahahahaha!!!!!

( LƒΦ`).....

( LƒΦ`) Junior, since when were you Chinese?

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 02:00

<EΝE> Grandpa, are you feeling okay nida?

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 02:22

( LƒΦ`) That bottle of 87 proof whiskey must be catching up with me. Better go grab another.

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 02:48

(EΝE) Don't fall into Evil's trap!!!

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 03:28

( LƒΦ`) That's not a question.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 03:36

(EΝE) Press the A button to jump!!!!

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 03:46

( LƒΦ`) Kids these days. You got two perfectly good legs, no need to jumpstart machines.

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 04:03

(EΝE) Gramps, you moron. We're stuck inside 4-ch: The Game!
( LƒΦ`) "..."

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 05:45

( ί ƒŽί) Oooh! I have big boobs now!
( ί ƒŽί) ...BOOBIES!

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 10:06

(EΝE) No, mittens, you don't.

( ί ƒŽί)

( ί -ί)...

( ί ƒŽί) I still have hands! I can put mittens on them!

( LƒΦ`) That's the spirit.

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 12:22

( E-E) As you can see, every Grandpa thread brings us all closer to complete and total insanity.

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 13:14

( ί ƒŽί) I dont think I can do a barrel roll with these mittens on, how do I do that?

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 13:57

( LƒΦ`) Get in the barrel, Jew!

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 17:12

Π*ί°ί) Freedom!

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:01

( EƒΦE) FREEDOM? OR FREE DOOM?!?

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:24

( LƒΦ`) couuugghhhh
( xƒΦx)

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:43

( ί ƒŽί) Grandpa, are you sleeping?

( ί -ί) .....

( ί ƒŽί) Mittens!

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 19:19

(EAE) Grandpaaaaaa!!!!!

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 19:42

( EƒΦE) Who's your grandaddy now, bitches?

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 19:42

( LƒΦ`) Yes?

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 19:42

TIME PARADOX

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 19:45

Get the hell out of my thread! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,`'
@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.'';''; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[(EƒΦE )αc¦'`;'
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ'`;'
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@S@`,@@,'S@',,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ;''; @ Sζ@ @

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 20:38

( EƒΦE) I feel slightly hurt by your hostility.

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 20:49

( LƒΦ`) I'll write that down.
( LƒΦ`)?

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 20:50

( LƒΦ`) Damn fonts, that was supposed to be a pencil.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 21:40

(EΝE) It's one of those bending gag pencils, Grandpa.

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 21:46

@@ @ƒ~@ΪQj
@@ @ @@ ./
@@@@@@/QΘ
@@@@@ /,,LƒΦ`jI'll show you gags!!!
@ ^^ ‚Ɓ@@@@j@ @ |@|@Άή―
@@@@@@ ‚x@/ƒm@@@ l @@@Άή―
@@@@@@‚Δ /@j@@ < @>_ΘΏ@@Άή―
@@@@@ Q/‚΅'@^^.‚u EAEj/
@@@@@iQƒtœc@@@@@@@/

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 22:00

(EAE) I don't get it.

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 22:09

( LƒΦ`) Do I have to explode on you?

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 23:03

( ί ƒŽί) Explode!

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 23:58

( E-E) I wonder how long it will be until Grandpa's mind has completely degenerated.

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 00:00

SHUT THE HELL UP!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,`'
@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.'';''; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[( E-E)αc¦'`;'
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ'`;'
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@S@`,@@,'S@',,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ;''; @ Sζ@ @

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 00:04

( E-E) The rate of degeneration is quicker then I had expected.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 00:04

( E-E) , Oh, and 100GET.

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:00

GO AWAY!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,`'
@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.'';''; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[( E-E)αc¦'`;'
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ'`;'
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@S@`,@@,'S@',,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ;''; @ Sζ@ @

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:24

( E-E) At this rate, he will be completely insane before the end of this thread.

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:32

(@LƒΦ`) I've been completely insane since thread 1.

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:34

( EƒΦE) He's now Zombiepa. His brain is rotting after his brush with death,

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:40

( E-E) We're not talking "Well-thought out plans I'm-only-considered-insane-because-I-have-no-limits" type insanity. We're talking "gibbelsig a barnacle beam junior, tiddly biddly biddly" insanity.

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:53

(@LƒΦ`) Shut yer tiddly biddly, Gibbelsig.

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 05:08

WHO'RE YOU CALLING ZOMBIEPA?!

@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.'';''; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[( EƒΦE)αc¦'`;'
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ'`;'
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@S@`,@@,'S@',,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ;''; @ Sζ@

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 07:57

( EƒΦE) He gets crankier and crankier by the hour. BTW that birdshot is a pain in the ass.

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 12:30

( LƒΦ`) And so concludes my lesson on shitty threads. Any questions, Junior?

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 12:36

(EΝE) I love you, grandpa.

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 14:28

( LƒΦ`) I love you too, Junior. Now let's get to work!

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 14:30

@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.'';''; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[( EƒΦE)αc¦'`;'
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ'`;'
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@S@`,@@,'S@',,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ;''; @ Sζ@

@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.'';''; @@Sζ
@@@(@EΝE) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[( E-E)αc¦'`;'
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ'`;'
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@S@`,@@,'S@',,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ;''; @ Sζ@

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 15:35

( E-E) ...andpa, it's time to wake up...

( E-E) GRANDPA!

( E-E) Ah, you're awake at last. I thought you'd never get up.

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 15:39

( LƒΦ`) Well, one more load won't hurt.

@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.'';''; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[( E-E)αc¦'`;'
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ'`;'
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@S@`,@@,'S@',,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ;''; @ Sζ@

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 15:41

( E-E) OKAY OKAY I'm leaving I GET THE HINT YOU OLD FART

(E-E )

|œc

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 15:43

( E-E) WAKE UP GRANDPA

( E-E) YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 15:47

(EΝE) Give it up, beady eyes. You're not going to convince him he's asleep.

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 15:49

( E-E) Of course. I'm not going to convince him of anything at the moment. He's asleep and clearly can't hear me.

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 15:54

( LƒΦ`) I'm not asleep, pinhead. I'm just trying to figure out what the hell kind of punchline you're leading to with all this WAKE UP GRAMPAPPY crap.

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 15:57

( E-E) Grandpa sure talks a lot in his sleep.

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 17:22

@@Y“ρ“ρO)Yeaah!@@ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.'';''; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[( E-E)αc¦'`;'
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ'`;'
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@S@`,@@,'S@',,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ;''; @ Sζ@

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 17:51

@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.'';''; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[( LƒΦ)αc¦';'
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ'`;'
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@S@`,@@,'S@',,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ;''; @ Sζ@

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 17:53

( LƒΦ`) Understand, Junior?

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 17:55

( E-E) Junior, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Grandpa's gone to the Big Sleep.

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:00

( LƒΦ`) No I haven't.

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:02

(EΝE) You went there yesterday, Grandpa. You came home singing and smelling like aftershave.

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:03

( LƒΦ`) Oh, yeah. That was a great night. The Big Sleep is my favorite pub.

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:05

(EΝE) They have good sandwiches!

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:08

( LƒΦ`) That they do, son. That they do.

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:09

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Mars heating up just as fast as the earth is?

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:11

( LƒΦ`) Solar-system wide global warming caused by rampant SUV purchases in America, Junior.

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:16

(E⌢E) ... I didn't get to finish my Grandpa's Dead gag.

|⌢E)

|œc goodbye forever!

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:26

(EΝE) Grandpa, what kind of car do you have?

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 18:28

( LƒΦ`) I drive a Nash Rambler, Junior.

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 19:15

(EΝE) Grandpa, how come Mom said you were good in bed? Are you good at sleeping?

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 19:21

( LƒΦ`) Oh, yes. I could sleep like the wind back in those days...

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 20:12

( E-E) Grandpa, what's your training scheme?

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 20:29

( LƒΦ`) Well, I start with 2000 Hindu squats. I might tell you the rest if you can do 500 of them.

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 23:56

(EΝE) Grandpa, which Pokemon do you like the most? I like my level 42 Charizard.

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 00:39

>>138
(EΝE) That's nothing, grandpa. I can do 1000 Hispanic squats.

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 01:31

( LƒΦ`) I wasn't telling you to do the squats, Junior.

( E-E) ...495, 496, 4-9-7, 4----

( x-x)

( LƒΦ`) Shame, I was looking forward to revealing my training scheme.

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 01:43

( x-x) ...

( x-x) ...

( x-x) ...blade...

( x-x) ...seek out battle...

( E-E) ...blade

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 11:45

( E-E) O.K, now 498... 499... 500... Done. Now for the rest of that scheme?

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 12:40

( LƒΦ`) Actually, those were 500 Gujarati squats. Not quite the same. Try again, but with more unaspirated plosives.

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 14:47

( LƒΦ`) Try not to die while doing them this time, too.

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 19:56

( E-E) Grandpa, why the hell are you making me do situps when you can give me the scheme NOW?

(EΝE) Dude, shut the fuck up.

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 20:31

( E-E) Ok, here goes...1...2...3...

( LƒΦ`) Junior, I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap! Such dirty language!

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 20:56

(`EΝE) FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 21:50

( E-E) 132... 133... 134...

( E-E) Junior, just stop. You're not intelligent enough to be edgy.

150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 21:52

( E-E) 135...136...137-
( x-x) COOOOUGHHHHH

151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 21:58

( E-E) Oh lord, that hurt.

( E-E) 138... 139... 140...

152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 22:40

( LƒΦ`) Count properly! You skipped everything between 3 and 132.

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 00:03

( E-E) Damn, you're perceptive...

( E-E) O.K I'll jut do five sets of one hundred. Here we go!1... 2... 3...4... 5... 6...7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16... 17... 18... 19... 20... 21... 22... 23... 24... 25... 26... 27... 28... 29... 30... 31... 32... 33... 34... 35... 36... 37... 38... 39... 40... 41... 42... 43... 44... 45... 46... 47... 48... 49... 50... 51... 52... 53... 54... 55... 56... 57... 58... 59... 60... 61... 62... 63... 64... 65... 66... 67... 68... 69... 70... 71... 72... 73... 74... 75... 76... 77... 78... 79... 80... 81... 82... 83... 84... 85... 86... 87... 88... 89... 90... 91... 92... 93... 94... 95... 96... 97... 98... 99... 100...

( E-E) Set 2! 1... 2... 3...4... 5... 6...7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16... 17... 18... 19... 20... 21... 22... 23... 24... 25... 26... 27... 28... 29... 30... 31... 32... 33... 34... 35... 36... 37... 38... 39... 40... 41... 42... 43... 44... 45... 46... 47... 48... 49... 50... 51... 52... 53... 54... 55... 56... 57... 58... 59... 60... 61... 62... 63... 64... 65... 66... 67... 68... 69... 70... 71... 72... 73... 74... 75... 76... 77... 78... 79... 80... 81... 82... 83... 84... 85... 86... 87... 88... 89... 90... 91... 92... 93... 94... 95... 96... 97... 98... 99... 100...

( E-E) Set 3! 1... 2... 3...4... 5... 6...7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16... 17... 18... 19... 20... 21... 22... 23... 24... 25... 26... 27... 28... 29... 30... 31... 32... 33... 34... 35... 36... 37... 38... 39... 40... 41... 42... 43... 44... 45... 46... 47... 48... 49... 50... 51... 52... 53... 54... 55... 56... 57... 58... 59... 60... 61... 62... 63... 64... 65... 66... 67... 68... 69... 70... 71... 72... 73... 74... 75... 76... 77... 78... 79... 80... 81... 82... 83... 84... 85... 86... 87... 88... 89... 90... 91... 92... 93... 94... 95... 96... 97... 98... 99... 100...

( E-E) Set 4! 1... 2... 3...4... 5... 6...7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16... 17... 18... 19... 20... 21... 22... 23... 24... 25... 26... 27... 28... 29... 30... 31... 32... 33... 34... 35... 36... 37... 38... 39... 40... 41... 42... 43... 44... 45... 46... 47... 48... 49... 50... 51... 52... 53... 54... 55... 56... 57... 58... 59... 60... 61... 62... 63... 64... 65... 66... 67... 68... 69... 70... 71... 72... 73... 74... 75... 76... 77... 78... 79... 80... 81... 82... 83... 84... 85... 86... 87... 88... 89... 90... 91... 92... 93... 94... 95... 96... 97... 98... 99... 100...

( E-E) Last set! 1... 2... 3...4... 5... 6...7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16... 17... 18... 19... 20... 21... 22... 23... 24... 25... 26... 27... 28... 29... 30... 31... 32... 33... 34... 35... 36... 37... 38... 39... 40... 41... 42... 43... 44... 45... 46... 47... 48... 49... 50... 51... 52... 53... 54... 55... 56... 57... 58... 59... 60... 61... 62... 63... 64... 65... 66... 67... 68... 69... 70... 71... 72... 73... 74... 75... 76... 77... 78... 79... 80... 81... 82... 83... 84... 85... 86... 87... 88... 89... 90... 91... 92... 93... 94... 95... 96... 97... 98... 99... 100...

( E-E) There we go.

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 00:05

I'm sorry Junior, but I asked for exhaustation, not exhaustation.

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 00:32

( LƒΦ`) Who the hell said that?

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 00:33

i OƒΦOj I did!

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 00:40

( LƒΦ`) You're that fat retard's grandpa, aren't you...

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 00:58

i OƒΦOj Yeah, I am.

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 02:12

(›£ί„Dί)›£ WHO are you calling a fat retard?

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 02:15

i OƒΦOj Don't say such bad words! You damn kids these days!

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 04:44

( E-E) Thanks for the advice, Gra-
( x-x)
( E-E) Crap, only have one life left. Gonna have to use this one we-
( x-x)
( LƒΦ`) Good riddance.

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 04:44

( E-E) Thanks for the advice, Gra-
( x-x)
( E-E) Crap, only have one life left. Gonna have to use this one we-
( x-x)
( LƒΦ`) Good riddance.

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 05:09

(›£ί„Dί)›£ WHY do you mess up the space-time continuum by jumping 5 seconds back in time?

164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 06:14

(EΝE) Grandpa, why are all these Z-list characters taking over your thread?

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 08:17

( LƒΦ`) Junior, can you do the San Fran thrusts?

(EΝE) ... yes.

( LƒΦ`) I want to see 500 them, now!

(EΝ(›£ί„Dί)›£ WHAT ARE YOU DOING! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 09:31

( LƒΦ`) Those are more like San Diego thrusts. Twist your wrists some more!

167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 11:17

( E-E) Grandpa, where can I continue my training?

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 15:39

( LƒΦ`) Well, you could go to

( ○ƒΦ○) WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 16:58

( E-E) Granpa, do you know of Chopin's Etudes?

170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 17:31

( LƒΦ`) Chopin's nudes? No thanks.

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 19:54

(EΝ( ί ƒŽί) Wheeee!

172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 22:53

(EΝE) Grandpa, isn't the "ITT we solve the question above us" thread exactly the same as this thread, only without us?

173 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 22:56

( LƒΦ`) Sort of, but it isn't as awesome.
(LƒΦ` ) Aaaand it's time for me to go to the bar.

174 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 23:50

||
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||(LƒΦ` ) Sure is a nice bar, alright.

175 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 23:59

( LƒΦ`) ughghhghghJUNIORRRRR I NEED MY MEDDSSSSSSSS, GIBBLESIG!!!

176 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 00:46

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177 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:18

(EΝE) Grandpa, are you feeling ok? You look like you might be hallucinattttTTTTIITIIIIIII
WOB WOB WOB ~~~(~EΝE~) WOB WOB WOB (EΝE) DODODododo...YOUYOUyouyou....NEEDNEEDNEEDneedneed....YOURYOURYOURyour....MEDSMEDSmedsmeds?
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178 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:29

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@@@@@@@@@@i@LƒΦ`j@@Junior, I just had this weird dream!
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179 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:37

( LƒΦ`) ...guess I really do need my pillslslssllsll

180 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:43

is it just me or are you bitches gaining skilz?

181 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 02:04

( LƒΦ`) I'm hearing voices. Pills please!

182 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 02:58

(EΝE)‚Β- Here you go.

183 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 03:32

( LƒΦ`) Hey, this tastes like rat poison.

184 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 03:32

( LO`)ζƒm

( LƒΦ`) -Gulp!-

( LƒΦ`) ...

(;;LƒΦ`) Junior, are you sure these are the right pills?

185 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 03:45

(EΝE) You fool! You just ate tanasiζˆζˆζˆζˆ

186 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 03:47

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@@@@@@@@@@i@LƒΦ`j@@Junior, I just had this weird dream where I ate
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ tanasinn!
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187 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 04:56

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188 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 05:27

( LƒΦζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ
ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ
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ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 06:40

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) What the hell was that all about?

(EΝE) I guess you're already tanasinn.

190 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 06:55

(ζLƒΦ`) Heh, now that crapass can get a taste of my

‚fˆ‚qζ‚`ˆ‚mζ‚cˆ‚oζ‚`ˆ‚rζ‚hˆ‚mζ‚m!

191 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 11:29

( E-E) It has finally happened. Reality as we know it has completely collapsed into random chaos. We shall now see if what is said is true - "Out of chaos comes order".

192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 11:46

(ˆEƒΦE) It's not, I could've told you thaζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ

193 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 15:52

(EΝE) Hey Clonepa, while you're here, how do I get past you in this game? http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1172764434/l50

194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 18:18

( LƒΦ`) You're best off finding out yourseζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ

195 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 19:08

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>>ˆζ(`> Don't think, ˆζ, and you'll be tanasinn.

196 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 21:40

(ˆEƒΦE) Let's fight...TO THE DEATH.
(ζLƒΦ`) I'll beat you...

197 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 00:41

(EΝE) Grandpa! Hˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ
(EΝˆζ

198 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 05:55

(ζLƒΦ`) Damn it, Junior, be careful around the tanasinn!

199 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 09:36

@`;'`'; @@`'; @@ζ@@@,'; @`'; @@ζ
@@@@,'; @ Sζ'`;'Sζ@@@,'; @@@,'; @
.'.''`;'`'; @@@b@@,'; @I am become theζˆstroyer of worlds!
ζ'`;'c@@@_@@@@@@@@@^ζDon't think. feelζˆζˆsinn!
@ζˆ@@c\@@@(ζΝζ)@@\c,'; @ζ'`(Grandpa, help! Oh gζˆ!)
ζ'`;'@@c@^@@@@@@@@_@ζ'`;'cFeel ζˆou'll be Tanasinn!
cˆ@@'@ `;'`'; @ bζ@@@@@ζ'`;'
ζ@ `;'`'; @ Sζζ@ `;'`'; @ Sζ
`@@``S@`,@@,`'S@'`,`,@@@,'; @@ζ'`;'@@,'
`;'`'; @ Sζ .,@@@,'; @`'; @@ζ@@,'; @

200 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 10:59

( E-E) 200GET for stability!

201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 11:08

(ζΝζ) ζˆeζˆζaˆ ζinˆζˆdζˆ
(ζLƒΦ`) So, what do we do about him?

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 11:21

(ˆEƒΦE) Eh, he'll get used to the whole eternal suffering thing eventually.

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 11:45

(EΝE) How many times are we going to do this before the tanasinn consumes us all?

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 15:41

( LƒΦ`) Well, I'm done...

205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 18:33

( E-E) Has order arisen from the chaos?

206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 19:10

( LƒΦ`) Chaos and order cannot be defined and therefore it is impossible to tell if order has arisen from chaos or vice-versa.

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 19:11

(EΝE) Fnord?

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 19:21

( LƒΦ`) No thanks.

209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 19:37

(EΝE;) OH GOD IT'S BAζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆNASSIN

210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 20:48

(EΝE) Oh ..phew.. it's gone.

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 21:59

@@@@@@@@`````›````````
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP
@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i@LƒΦ`j@@Junior, I just had this weird dream where I became
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ tanasinn!
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:13

@@@@@@@@`````›````````
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP
@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i@LƒΦ`j@@Junior, I just had this weird dream where I had this weird dream that I became
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ tanasinn!
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:14

@@@@@@@@`````›````````
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP
@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@iζLƒΦ`j@@Junior, I just had this weird dream where I wasn't
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ tanasinn anymore!
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:17

@@@@@@@@`````›````````
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP
@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i@LƒΦ`j@@Junior, I just had this weird dream where I had a weird dream about becoming
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ tanasinn, and then I woke up again and said
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^ I had a dream that I WASN'T tanasinn!
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:35

(EΝE) GROMBLAG, YEB UX UX UX SLORPADIG SLAMBOOLEE A GIBBELSIG?

216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:48

@@@@@@@@`````›````````
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP
@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i@LƒΦ`j@@Junior, quit babbling. I'm trying to sleep.
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 23:29

@@@@@@@@`````›````````
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP
@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@iζLƒΦ`j@@Junior, I just had this weird dream where the word
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ tanasinn didn't exist!
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 23:41

@@@@@@@@`````›````````
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP
@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i LƒΦ`j@@Junior, I just had this weird dream where I said
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ I had a dream where the word "tanasinn
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^didn't exist!

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 23:44

(EΝE) Stop sleeping, Grandpa! I just got engaged to Mittens!
( ί ƒŽί) WEDDINGS!

220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 01:21

@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i LƒΦ`j@@Eh, whatever. Just go get married in your own thread.
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^

@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@...stupid kids... zzzzzzZZZZzZzzZZzz
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 01:29

(EΝE) But Grandpa, you've got to be there!

222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 02:16

( @L@ƒΦ@`@)

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 02:22

i LƒΦ`j Who the hell are you?

224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 03:04

( @L@ƒΦ@`@) I'm Inflatepa.
( ί ƒŽί) Will you come to my wedding?

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 03:26

@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i LƒΦ`j@A new 'pa?!
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^

( @L@ƒΦ@`@) Yeah, that'd be me.
( ί ƒŽί) He said that he'd come to the wedding, unlike you, jerkass!

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 03:54

@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@...great have fun kids... zzzzzzZZZZzZzzZZzz
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 04:03

( ί ƒŽί) Grandpa sure is sleeping a lot.

( ί ƒŽί) I wonder if he's going to die?

( ί ƒŽί)

228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 04:04

i LƒΦ`jW-what?

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 04:58

( ί ƒŽί) I said we're serving beer at the wedding.

( ί -ί) Hearing always declines with age.

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 05:30

( LƒΦ`) Okay! When does the thread start?

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 10:15

( ί ƒŽί) When you give us the funding to create it.

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 10:39

( LƒΦ`) Funding? What happened to the father of the BRIDE paying for things?

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 11:51

( ί ƒŽί) Well you see... Grandpa, you are my father.

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 12:49

(EƒΦE) oO( Marriage? With a 6 years old?

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 15:25

@@@...hmmm...
( LƒΦ`) ( ί ƒŽί)

@@i ί ƒŽίj
@ @Ώ
( LƒΦ`)œc@Π*ί°ί)
@@@...ah HA!...

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 15:27

(EΝE) Natumi???

(TΝT) waaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 15:34

( LƒΦ`) I knew it the moment she said "funding."

( LƒΦ`) ...greedy little nit.

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 15:37

(EƒΦE) ...and I~ helped!

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 15:59

Π*ί°ί) Just hand over the money, and no one will get hurt!

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 17:35

Fine. Here's a dollar.
( LƒΦ`) ½[$]

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 17:37

Π*ί°ί) ½[$] Muahahahaha!

>foom< ====================== Π*ί°ί) Sayonara, suckers!

242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 17:40

(EΝE) Grandpa!

( LƒΦ`) Shhh! Wait for it....

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 17:42

( LƒΦ`)Ώ@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @...CURSE YOU, GRANDPA!!!! >

( LƒΦ`) Hee hee hee! I live for that!

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 17:44

(EΝE) What happened?

( LƒΦ`) I gave her a Canadian dollar. It's worth about 13 cents.

245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 17:46

( ί ƒŽί) Hay guys, what's going on in this thread?

246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 18:18

( ί ƒŽί) ...We really were going to get married!
( ί ƒŽί) WEDDINGS!

247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 18:23

(ί- ί ) I'll have to go get my white mittens!

248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 18:32

(EΝE) There's plenty of white mittens in your "mittens" drawer.

249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 18:41

( LƒΦ`) That little hussy doesn't deserve to wear white mittens.

250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 18:49

(EΝE) Shut up, Grandpa. I love her.

251 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:18

( ί ƒŽί) ...WHITE MITTENS!
( ί ƒŽί) Do you like them, Junior?

252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:31

( LƒΦ`) Junior, what AA character around here HASN'T humped her?

253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:32

( ί oί) ...!

254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:40

(EΝE) Well, Natumi and Darkpa and BU-N and George and Oppai-Oppai and...

255 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 21:10

(EΝE) of all the Deus ex Machina we've used, this ranks at the bottom.

256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 21:21

( E-E) I haven't touched her.

257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 21:34

( LƒΦ`) Don't worry, Junior. If I've learned anything in my long life, it's that no matter how far you sink, there are always greater depths to plumb.

258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 23:24

i@MƒnLj ... did somebody say my name?

259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 23:43

( LƒΦ`) Let's fight to the death to see which pa is better!
i@MƒnLj I've waited for this day my whole life...

(EΝE) GEMU...SUTATO!!!!!

260 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 00:39

( LƒΦ`) Nice Engrish, Junior.

261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 11:13

( E-E) WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE OF HISTORY

262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 17:02

..@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@(ƒΦ` ,,)‚Β
@ΘQ@l¨@@(‚@‚­
iMƒnƒ°™„ŽOƒjQ_j`
@R‚@smackoI‚΅ƒ~@
@@R‚Β_‚@@@@@@@ƒ~

263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 17:05

i@Mƒn#j No fair! I wasn't ready!

264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 19:01

( LƒΦ`) Crybaby.

265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 20:17

..@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@(ƒnL ,,)‚Β
@ΘQ@l¨@@(‚@‚­
iLƒΦ ƒ°™„ŽOƒjQ_j`
@R‚@smackoI‚΅ƒ~@
@@R‚Β_‚@@@@@@@ƒ~

266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 20:20

( LƒΦ#) No fair! I was distracted!

267 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 20:22

& why did this bump without any posts???

268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 22:18

( LƒΦ`) Because it's a legendary thread.

& ...?

( LƒΦ`) Because you're small and ugly.

269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 23:46

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(>A<) What did you do with Grandpa, Nida!?

270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 00:05

@@i LƒΦ`j Up here, Junior.
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271 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 03:23

( „‚`ƒ) THE MASK TALKS?!?!??
<˜€MΝL> interesting `nida

272 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 06:45

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273 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 09:48

( E-E) ROUND 2... FIGHT!!

274 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 10:10

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275 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 10:12

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276 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 10:32

( EΝE) Wait, so who won the first round?
( LƒΦ`) I did, of course.
i@MƒnLj Lies. I was clearly the victor.

277 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 16:22

( EΝE) Grandpa, why aren't they moving? This is kind of boring.

278 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 19:06

( LƒΦ`) Action shots.

279 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 23:07

(EΝE) Why don't you do an action shot, Grandpa?

280 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 00:19

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281 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 00:26

(EΝE) Great! I thought you were only a head.

282 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 02:48

( LƒΦ`) I'm always ahead.

283 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 05:18

(EΝE) Grandpa, I am a spy who is triple-crossing the American, Chinese, Russian, and Japanese governments, armed with several nuclear warheads and suicide martyrs fully capable of taking out the very framework of these countries alone within seconds. That alone is only the front of a hidden plan, as I have ulterior motives as to why I'm maniuplating world affairs and several headstrong powers within the U.N. as well as other underground organizations and committees.

(EΝE) So anyway Grandpa, I was wondering if you had any cool stories similar to mine?

284 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 06:27

( LƒΦ`) I accidentally started WWI. There I was, sipping coffee at a nice Sarajevo Starbucks when my eyes spied this splendid carriage entering the street. Twas that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand. A fidgety looking fella the next table over began rooting in his bag and I figured must be a bomb or something since every hates that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand. So I bellowed 'Mein gott! Bomben und granaten, Kapitän Haddock! Gott straffe England! Achtung!' Well, the carriage stopped and began backing out. While everybody else dived for cover at my commanding voice the fidgety fella began running away from me towards that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand. With shaky hands I drew my Colt .45 and tried to put some lead poison in the villain's crooked back. Sadly I missed and hit that pompous ass Archduke Ferdinand instead. I noticed the true villain had stopped and quickly tackled him, dispensing of the incriminating evidence by surreptiously slipping my gun into his coat pocket. Thus, due to my overexcited youthful disposition I would be the cause of WWI and ultimately WW2. For good measure we can add the Cold War.

( LƒΦ`) So, Junior, I walked the walk, you can only do the talk.

285 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 06:34

( LƒΦ`)‚™ Oh yes, I also got this medal for apprehending the villain singlehandedly.

286 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 07:00

(EΝE)‚ˆ That's nothing! Take a look at this medaˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ

287 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 19:17

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ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ
ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ( LƒΦ`)ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ
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ˆζˆζˆζˆI have attained a level beyond tanasinn.ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ
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288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 20:13

( LƒΦ`)‚ˆ Damn, my medal turned into tanaˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ

289 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 20:54

( LƒΦ`) Oh, Darkpa?
i@MƒnLj Yes?
@@ @ΘΘ@@ @@@Θ™Θ@@curse you!
@@@( LƒΦ`)‚߂Β);:)ƒnLj.,C';
@@(‚Α@ί‚‚@Ό@@Ό)
@@/@@@) bap bap (@@@_@@
@@( /PΎ@@@@@@ΎP__)@

290 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 20:58

@@@ @@ΘQΘ
@@@@@i LƒΦ` j @Who wants Chinese for dinnerH
@@@@ /ά@@ MR
@@@@/@/@@@ Ι._QM
@@@ (@/R@@@|_Q__Ej
@@@@_ /@@@|@@ ^@ _
@@@ @ i@@ _Ι |@ /.ΘQΘR
@@@@@ | @ /@/@ |ή<;:;)ƒnLj |
@@@ @@|@ /@/@@RiΏΏjΙ
@@@@ @(@ )@) @@@PPP
@@@@@ |@|@/
@@@@@ |@|@|.

291 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 00:21

( E-E) GRANDPA WINS

292 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 03:40

( LƒΦ`) Was there ever any doubt?

293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 03:53

@@i LƒΦ`j
@ @Ώ
( EΝE)œc@i@MƒnLjWas there ever any doubt?

( E-E) DARKPA WINS

294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 03:57

@@@ @@ΘQΘ
@@@@@i MƒnL j @I'm beside myself.
@@@@ /ά@@ MR
@@@@/@/@@@ Ι._QM
@@@ (@/R@@@|_Q__Ej
@@@@_ /@@@|@@ ^@ _
@@@ @ i@@ _Ι |@ /.ΘQΘR
@@@@@ | @ /@/@ |ή<;:;)ƒnLj |
@@@ @@|@ /@/@@RiΏΏjΙ
@@@@ @(@ )@) @@@PPP
@@@@@ |@|@/
@@@@@ |@|@|.

295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 04:10

@@@ @@ΘQΘ
@@@@@i LƒΦ` j @Who wants cock for dinnerH
@@@@ /ά@@ MR
@@@@/@/@@@ Ι._QM
@@@ (@/R@@@|_Q__Ej
@@@@_ /@@@|@ @@@@
@@@ @ i@@ “ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ‚@@@@@
@@@@@ | @ /@/@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@ @@|@ /@/@@@@@@@@
@@@@ @(@ )@) @@@@@@@@@
@@@@@ |@|@/
@@@@@ |@|@|.

296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 13:56

(EΝE) Why does it look like you're still holding the top of a bag, Grandpa?

297 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:09

@@@ @@ΘQΘ
@@@@@i LƒΦ` j @< Check me out, Junior,
@@@@ /ά@@ MR@@@@Flex! Fle-ku-so!
@@@@/@/@ .)(. Ι.R
@@@ (@/R@ŽO@|_“ρ“ρ“ρ_j
@@@@_ /@@@ |@@
@@@ @ i@@ _Ι |@
@@@@@ | @ /@/@
@@@ @@|@ /@/@
@@@@ @(@ )@) @
@@@@@ |@|@/
@@@@@ |@|@|

298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:40

( E-E) CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:44

(EΝE) Grandpa? Why is that little beady-eyed guy trying to change our thread into a Mortal Kombat thread?

( LƒΦ`) Because he's stupid, sonny. Because he's stupid.

300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:45

( LƒΦ`) Also, 300get.

301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:52

( LƒΦ) junior quicj gte ( LƒΦ)fire pantce junior jujnior JUNIROOO

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:56

( E-E) I'm sorry Junior but Grandpa has been a gibbering retard the whole time.

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 15:03

@@( E-E)
@ @Ώ
( LƒΦ`)œc@Π*ί°ί)
@@Ah HA again!

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 15:06

(EΝE) but .... why?

Π*ί°ί) No reason. I just like calling people gibbering retards.

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:13

(EΝE)(EΝE)(EΝE)(EΝE)(EΝE)(EΝE)WOBWOB(v-ΝE)(EaE)(EAE)(EmΝmE)
( LƒΦ`) I need the pillsNOW JBGIAKGKEOSTJAS GIBBELSIG

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:32

(EƒΦE) Sorry, I pushed the red button again.

(EΝE) ...again?!

(EƒΦE) I said I was sorry.

( LƒΦ`) Idiot.

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:46

( E-E) And chaos returns to order once again.

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:49

@@( E-E)
@ @Ώ
( LƒΦ`)œc@Π*ί°ί)
@@Quit putting that stupid mask back on!

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:50

( E-E) Junior, what you don't understand is that I'm actually Head Nurse of the Senility Acres Nursing Home.
@@ΘQΘ
@@(@E-E ) It's Grandpa's time.
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:51

( LƒΦ`) No, it's not. Shut up and go away.

311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:53

(EΝE) Yeah, start your own thread, Mr. Likes to Dress Up Like A Nurse!

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:54

@@ΘQΘ
@@(@E-E ) Just take the medication, I'm not paid enough to put up with your shit.
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:55

@@( E-E)
@ @Ώ Oh, what a surprise.
( LƒΦ`)œc@Π*ί°ί)
@@@@@@/.@V@Κ
@@@@@@(|___:|__|)
@@@@@@ (___)Q)

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:57

@@ΘQΘ
@@(@E-E ) I turn my back for two goddamn seconds and this happens.
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:58

( E-E) Oh, just play along, okay? I'm building up to a really funny payoff here. Laff riot stuff, okay? Really. Funny stuff. It'll be great.

316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 16:59

( E-E) Really funny. Trust me!

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 17:02

( LƒΦ`) ...

(LƒΦ` ) Goodbye thread. It was nice knowing you.

|ƒΦ`) Hey, alcohol! Long time no see!

|œc

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 17:04

(EΝE) I'm going to the library.

|ΝE) Bye!

|œc

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 17:06

i@MƒnLj ... (E-E )

i@MƒnLj ... so what was the gag you were building up to?

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 17:10

@@
@@@@@@( E-E)
@@ΘQΘ@Ώ@Whoever guess- Wait, YOU?
@@(@E-E )œc@( EƒΦE)
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 17:14

( ά-ά) Hey grandpa, I sold all your alchohol to teenagers for massively inflated prices.

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 17:17

i@MƒnLj Grandpa and Junior left. Beady Eyes over there is trying to inflict some kind of comedy on the thread. Go pester him.

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 17:20

@@ΘQΘ
@@(@E-E ) Personally I want to know who it is who's distributing masks of my likeness.
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 17:29

( =( E-E)) You mean these masks? They're cute.

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 17:36

@@@@@@( E-E)
@@ΘQΘ@Ώ@Why.
@@(@E-E )œc@( ά-ά)

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 17:37

(EƒΦE) I'm gonna go get a taco.

|ƒΦE) Bye!

|œc

|ƒΦE) ...can I borrow a dollar?

327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 17:40

@@@@@@
@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(@E-E )@Go bother Grandpa for one.
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:11

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329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:32

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330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:35

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(@E-E )@
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 19:27

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@( E-E@)@... doo doo doody doo...
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 19:30

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(@E-E )@
@@/.@V@Κ‚Β( E-E)
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 19:31

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(=( E-E))@
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 20:22

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(=( E-E))@Joke's on them. This is yet another of Grandpa's drug-fueled hallucinations.
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 20:34

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(=( E-E))@
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:01

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(=( E-E))@Really, I am going somewhere with this bit. I promise.
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:18

@@
@@@@@@ΘQΘ@@
@@@@@@(=( E-E)) Wake up, Grandpa.
@@@@@@/.@V@Κ
@@@@@@(|___:|__|)
@@@@ @@(___)Q)
@@@ΘQΘ@@Ώ
@@@(=( E-E))œc It's time for your medication.
@@@/.@V@Κ
@@@(|___:|__|)
@@@@(___)Q)
ΘQΘ@@Ώ
(=( E-E))œc If you take them right away, we'll give you some pudding for dessert.
/.@V@Κ
(|___:|__|)
@(___)Q)

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:04

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(=( E-E))@
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:19

||ΝE)

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| < (yeah, he's still there.)

340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:25

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(=( E-E))@Get up, Grandpa, we don't want to have to discipline you.
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
@@ (___)Q)

( LƒΦ`) junior a gibbelsig firepance junior JUNIORRRRRR

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341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:53

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| < (I don't care, Junior. Go get me some pretzels.)

342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:58

( LƒΦ`) fjaifjajgiajiI TAKE NO GROMBLAG PILLS FIREPANCEFIREPANCE

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 00:07

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344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 00:19

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@@(=( E-E))@D-doctor!
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345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 03:42

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346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 10:59


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@@(|___:|__|)@ @„ @@@Head@@@@„ 
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Wh...it's a prosthetic head!

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 11:48


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Grandpa, I know you're there. I can see you, you know.

( LƒΦ`) AAAAAWWWWWWWW NO PILLS FIREPANCE JUNIOOOOORRR

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 17:13

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349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 18:23

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(=( E-E))@You know I'm the head nurse here, right? SECURITY! Escort the good doctor away.
@@/.@V@Κ
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350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 18:50

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

( LƒΦ`) It was a hell of a lot quieter around here, that's for damn sure.

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 20:45

@@QQ@@@@@QQ
@^ ? _@@ ^ ? _
k@i??jl@k@i??jl@ƒ I'm hungry.
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352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 21:04

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ Hey, that's my thing nya.
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353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 21:26

(EΝE) THERE'S A BOMB

354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 22:29

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(=( E-E))@Don't worry, it's all a part of my gag. It'll be clear soon enough.
@@/.@V@ʁ@Anyway, good to see you back.
@@(|___:|__|)
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355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 23:11

Does giving prosthetic head feel like giving real head?

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 00:13

( LƒΦ`) Yes. Although it doesn't feel real.

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 01:32

( LƒΦ`) On the other hand, my wife never had a vibrational speed control knob on the back of her head.

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 03:06

(EΝE) Where was it located then?

359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 03:20

( LƒΦ`) It was an external unit, Junior. Back in our day, they were so big that we needed a separate room in the house just to store one.

360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 06:06

( LƒΦ`) GIBBELSIG LIGER FIREPANCE JUNIOR JUNIOOOOOOOOR

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 08:54

(EΝE) Grandpa, did you realize that next thread our power level will be OVER 9000?

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 10:03

( LƒΦ`) Stop reading 4chan, Junior.

363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 18:31

(LƒΦ`) In fact, that goes for all of you.

364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 19:11

(EΝE) Grandpa, how do you know it's from 4chan?

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 19:31

( LƒΦ`) It's got that 4chan stench, Junior.

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 20:04

( ά-ά) Oh don't mind me, my evil farts don't stink that much.

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 21:33

( LƒΦLƒΦ`) tiddly biddly biddelsig gibbely firepance pills JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIROOOOOOO JUNIOR HELP PILSL
(EAE) It's getting out of hand!

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 21:39

( LƒΦ`) Just put it on top of the roomba and let it go clean the kitchen floor.

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 21:41

( LƒΦLƒΦ`) JUNIOROROROOROROROO

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 23:03

( LƒΦLƒΦ`)
( ά-ά)

(EAE) Nothin's happening.

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 00:08

( ƒΦ) How do I look, Junior?

372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 00:40

(EΝE) Put your eyes back on!

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 03:55

L(ƒΦ)` Thos' pills 're strong... or they don't mix with th' beer ..

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 04:04

ƒΦ Ah...

(EΝE) Grandpa?!

(EΝE) ...

R(EΝE)ƒm kintana kintana
@< ƒΦ ^@@J...junior?

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 04:57

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376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 05:29

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 09:43

( LƒΦ`) It lacked Tanasinn.

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 13:07

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the wheel?

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 15:53

( LƒΦ`) We had to lubricate heavy loads with the blood of slaves if we wanted to shove 'em anywhere.

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 16:01

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the pocket calculator?

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 16:02

( LƒΦ`) I memorized log tables.

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 16:16

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the defeat of Ottoman Sultan Bayezid I at the hands of 14th Century Mongol leader Tamerlane?

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 16:36

( LƒΦ`) It was very lively in the Balkans. Wouldn't be that lively again until that fateful day I was sipping a frappucino in Sarajevo.

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 16:49

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before multicellular organisms arose?

385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 16:51

( LƒΦ`) It was a fierce paramecium vs amoeba death match from which only the most cunning could survive. None of us had brains in those days, though, so cunning usually meant lucky.

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 16:53

(EΝE) Grandpa, did you know Fred Flintstone?

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 16:54

( LƒΦ`) Ah, yes. Big guy, freakishly tiny legs. It's a wonder he could get that car up to highway speeds with those withered little limbs. Fine man to share a beer or three with after a hard day's work.

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:04

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the formation of the solar system?

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:23

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390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:31

( EƒΦE) Don't worry Junior, I'll take over the role of grandpa now!

( EƒΦE) Hello, kids!

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:34

(EΝE) What was lifelike texture before oppai balls?

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:35

( EƒΦE) I don't know, I was too busy playing with my dolls.

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:41

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) You're useless, I want Grandpa back.

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:57

( LƒΦ`) Hello, kids. I took the battery out of the prosthetic head, so it should'nt be bothering us any more.

( LƒΦ`) What this post really means is:

( `ƒΦL) QUIT IT WITH ALL THE JUNIOR FIREPANCE CRAP IT'S NOT FUNNY.

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 17:59

(EΝE) Yay, Grandpa!

(EΝE) Now about my solar system question...

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 18:07

( LƒΦ`) wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob wob

397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 18:29

( LƒΦ`) Ah, yes, back before the solar system formed... I wasn't alive back then, so I can't tell you. Sorry.

398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 18:33

(EΝE) Grandpa, why does some idiot keep posting you making nonsense sounds?

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 18:35

( LƒΦ`) He's probably autistic, Junior. Many internet users are.

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 18:39

( ί ƒŽί) 400get!

401 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 20:02

( LƒΦ`) See? There's one right there.

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 20:23

( ίƒΦί) I'M AUTISMPA GUYS!!!

403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 21:57

( LƒΦ`) Go back to Austin, Texaspa.

404 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 22:02

( LƒΦ`) And lay off the mescalin, you're not some alcoholic redskin.

405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 22:38

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(EΝE) Hey, Grandpa.

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 22:50

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( LƒΦ`) firepance
( ίƒΦί) firepance
( EƒΦE) firepance
( ά-ά) firepance
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407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 22:59

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(@E-E )@That settles it. I'm having you all commited.
@@/.@V@Κ
@@(|___:|__|)
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408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 23:27

( LƒΦ`) You're just a candy striper. You can't commit shit.

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 23:36

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(@E-E )@Yes I can! I-
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@@ΘQΘ@@
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410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 23:42

@@ΘQΘ@@
@@(@E-E )@Well, I'd commit you, but it's too much paperwork at the moment, so...
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411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 01:05

@@ΘQΘ@@
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412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 03:07

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413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 03:10

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you know gay magic?

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 03:11

( LƒΦ`) Gibbelsig masterfarts?
(EΝE) No, Grandpa! Gay magic!

415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 03:28

( LƒΦ`) Ask 4chan.

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 03:30

(EΝE) I asked them about it, they just said "I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK."

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 03:45

( LƒΦ`) Well, there's your answer.

418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 03:53

(EΝE) I don't get it.

419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 03:53

( ί ƒŽί) I was told "Tits or GTFO Mittens!"

420 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 03:54

( LƒΦ`) 4chan is not for kids or educated intelligent people. It's for basement dwelling retards like Clonepa.

421 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 04:42

(EƒΦE) I like my basement. It's cool and quiet.

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 04:48

(EƒΦE) lol buttsechs o rly towercat teh rei lol

423 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 05:10

(EƒΦE) sorry, sometimes I get 4chan waves.

424 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 05:53

( LƒΦ`) Go to hell, crapass.

425 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 06:12

(EƒΦE) zomg teh rei
( LƒΦ`) firepance
(EΝE) GRAAAANDPAAAAA
( ί ƒŽί) Mittens!

426 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 06:37

( LƒΦ`) Sigh. Thread's all yours, idiots. I'm out of here.

427 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 06:54

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( E-E) ...

( E-E) aw, he took the fun out of it.

428 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 07:57

( ί ƒŽί) Mibbelsig!
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429 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 11:21

( E-E) That tears it. I don't care how much paperwork it is, I'm having this entire thread commited. I'll be back with the relevant authorities.

430 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 12:20

<LΝM> Im gonna nuke you.

431 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 15:06

( LƒΦ`) Commit anything yet?
( E-E) We ain't committed shit!

432 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 16:33

( LƒΦ`) I hate faggots.

433 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 16:57

( LƒΦ`) And The Gays can go to The Hell.

434 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 18:21

( LƒΦ`) and the illusionists

435 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 18:28

( E-E) doctor I NEED MY PILLS GIBBBELSIG!!!!! FIREPANCE!!!!

436 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 18:41

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Here's some cyanide. Take two and call me in the afterlife.
|.@V@ʂE
|___:|__|
|__)Q)

437 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 18:59

( E-E) ‚E
( EoE)Eƒm
( E-E) -Gulp!-
( x-x)

438 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:07

( E-E) Thanks, doc.

( x__x)

439 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:08

( E-E) bye everybody!

( x__x)

440 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:10

( LƒΦ`) Thanks, son.

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) No problem, Dad.

441 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:14

(EΝE) Grandpa, how can this thread recover from such a massive derail?

442 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:15

( LƒΦ`) Just start asking questions again, Junior. It'll be just like old times!

443 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:23

( LƒΦ`) PILLS JUNIORORORRRRRRR
( LƒΦ`) ‚EPILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS PILLS FIREPANCE PILLS PILLS
(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) No, dad! Don't!
( Lo`) Eƒm
( LƒΦ`) -gulp-
( xƒΦx)

444 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:33

( xƒΦx)
( LƒΦ`) Cyanide can't kill me!

445 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:33

( LƒΦ`) -urk-
( LƒΦ`) Wait, i guess it can.
( xƒΦx)

446 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:34

( LƒΦ`) Fooled you, didn't I? I used to do that one at parties all the time in the 40's. Now about those questions, Junior...

447 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:36

( LƒΦ`) ...they'll have to wait for late-urk!-
( xƒΦx)

448 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:36

( LƒΦ`) Nevermind, Junior. The thread is truly lost.

|ƒΦ`)

|œc

449 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:41

( ί ƒŽί) Grandpa, can I take the pills?

450 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:41

|ƒΦ`) -urk!-
|ƒΦx)

451 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:42

( ά-ά) Let's all take the pills, Mittens. They're all that's left.

452 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:59

(EΝE) ‚E
(EoE)Eƒm
(EΝE) -Gulp!-
(EΝ -) huh?
(EA -) aughhh...
( LƒΦ`) Junior, no!
(EA -) G-graaandpa...before I die..I want to tell you something.
( LƒΦ`) What is it, Junior?
(EA -) ...kintana kintana has a deeper meaning...you must find it...it is located in afri -URK!-
(x A x)
( LO`) NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

453 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 20:02

( LƒΦ`) But...what was I supposed to find? A scroll? A mysterious woman?
( ί ƒŽί) MITTENS?!
( LƒΦ`) WE'LL GO TO AFRICA TO FIND OUT!
( LƒΦ`) by the way, shut up mittens.

--GRANDPA: THE MOVIE--

454 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 20:56

-in Africa-

( LƒΦ`) Well, here I am...

( -ƒΦ`) Urk...what is this?

( xƒΦ`) Shit! I forgot there's only AIDS in Africa! Junior tricked me!

455 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 20:57

( ίƒΦί) Cut! That wasn't in the script!

456 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 21:01

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x Hi, I'm Catfishpa. 'sup?

457 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 21:03

( ίƒΦί) You can be the villain!

458 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 21:07

( LƒΦ`) BU-N! Help me push this stone over so I can get in this cave!
i OƒΦOjOkay!
( LƒΦ`) Thanks.
( ί ƒŽί) I wonder if we'll find mittens in here!
( LƒΦ`) There are no mittens in Africa.
( ί ƒŽί) ...

( LƒΦ`) Ah-hah! A scroll!
( LƒΦ`) It says -
"Kintana kintana means 'ultimate spirit.' Chanting it 5 times will end all war."
( LƒΦ`) ...That sounds easy!
ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x Not with me! Hahaha!!!

459 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 21:21

(EΝE) Grandpa! I'm back!

460 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 21:36

( LƒΦ`) I guess that means it's time for the epic final battle!

|ƒΦ`) I don't think I'll be able to stand acting in this garbage without another beer.

|œc

461 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 23:04

( ίƒΦί) Drunk fighting?! That's great!

462 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 01:02

ƒ°>(ƒΓίƒnί)„x HIYA!!!
( LƒΦ`) block aaaaaaHHAHGHAHGHGAG
( LƒΦ`) GIBBELSIG BEAMM!!!!!

463 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 01:05

(EΝE) ...Grandpa... you're peeing on him...

464 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 01:17

( LƒΦ`) That's the thing, Junior!
ƒ°> Crap, now I'm just a fin.

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 01:33

ƒ°> waaah waaah i'm going home
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( LƒΦ`) kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 02:20

( ί ƒŽί) Yay! Everything's normal again!
( ί ƒŽί) NORMAL!

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 02:29

( ίƒΦί) CUT!

( ίƒΦί) Ms. Mittens, that was absolutely pathetic. Try again.

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 02:45

( LƒΦ`) Who are you? I haven't seen you befo ( ಠƒΦಠ) WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 02:54

( ί ƒŽί) How do I do it, Autismpa?

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 03:54

( ಠƒΦಠ) FIRST YOU MUST CHARGE YOUR LAZOR

( LƒΦ`) Then say "shoop da whoop!" The Kaiser sure hated to hear us say that, Junior.

471 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 04:25

( ί ƒŽί) IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR!
( ί ƒŽί) Shoop da whoop!

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 04:26

( LƒΦ`) And then you go back to 4chan like the little brain-damaged shithead you are.

473 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 04:39

( ί -ί) ... that's harsh.

474 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 04:40

( LƒΦ`) Mittens, the only place where 4chan catchphrases are funny is on 4chan. Learn it, know it, live it.

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 04:41

( E-E) GRANDPA YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILLS OKAY?

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 04:48

( LƒΦ`) Firepance this.
( E-E) STOP RAPING ME! SECURITY!

477 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 05:33

( LƒΦ`) ahhh... I miss the old days when raping was legal
(@߁Νί) ...
(@߁Νί) It wasn't ever legal...
( LƒΦ`) well the past is in the past

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 06:10

Π*L°MΠ Did somebody call for security nya?

479 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 06:16

( E-E) GRANDPA RAPED ME!
( LƒΦ`) I-I can explain!

480 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 06:35

Π*L°MΠ No need for an explanation.

Π*L°MΠ Beady eyes, you're coming with me.

481 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 11:14

( LƒΦ`) Beady eyes was a man?!

( LO`) Noooooooooooooooooooo!

482 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 18:00

( E-E) Lucky for you, I'm all woman.

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 19:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's a woman who is not all woman?

484 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 21:53

( LƒΦ`) A product of gay magic.

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 22:18

( E-E) I don't believe in magic.

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 03:03

( LƒΦ`) You HAVE to believe! </disney>

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 03:26

( E-E) How is the magic gay?

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 04:09

( LƒΦ`) It's happy. Gay magic is happy magic.

489 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 07:10

( E-E) Im not a happy person.

490 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 11:50

( EƒŽE) Gay ma...

( E-E) Crap.

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 13:38

( LƒΦ`) You shouldn't be happy. Gay magic is one of the most profoundly stupid catchphrases that ever sprung up around here. It's like we suddenly have 11 year olds posting all over this board.

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 14:35

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's the best way to stop this crappy gay magic catchphrase?

( LƒΦ`) That's easy Junior! Just don't respond to it. Ignore replies that contain it - you won't be missing out on anything, because they're never funny and always terrible. Assume that the poster who posts such words is a troll and a flamer. You know how we deal with trolls, right Junior?

(EΝE) Anooo....Don't feed them!

( LƒΦ`) That's right sonny, don't feed them! So remember, just ignore replies which contain that silly catchphrase, and the trolls will soon get bored and go away.

( LƒΦ`) And hopefully they'll take that beady-eyed guy with them. I hate that sonofabitch.

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 16:09

(EΝE) Grandpa, you're the best!

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 16:10

( LƒΦ`) Yes, yes I am.

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 18:34

( E-E) You're an elitist superstructuralist faggot.

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 18:50

@@@@Ώ
( LƒΦ`) ™
@Όœc™))-E) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
@@™

497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 21:02

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was it like during the war?

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 21:05

( LƒΦ`) It was terrible! I was stationed in Abashiri, on Hokkaidou. What an awful time we had.


I remember once the volleyball net broke. It was hours before they fixed it! Dark days, junior, dark days.

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 23:02

(EΝE) No, Grandpa! I mean the war! Blood and stuff!

500 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 23:20

( LƒΦ`) Oh, the war... yes, yes, yes...

( LƒΦ`) Plasma bug fire was shredding the Fleet. I was in with the 358th Mechanized Infantry, and we were burning down toward Klendathu at maximum landing insertion velocity. The dropship rattled like an earthquake in a subway station all the way down. Once on planet, we locked, loaded and started shredding the Bugs with waves of magnetically accelerated gauss needles. Puuchico was one of the first to get torn apart by the warrior bugs. We lost five more in the next two minutes, and in the end, only three of us made it to the pickup point.

501 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:49

(EΝE) Grandpa. Squeeks threw your old threads away. Don't you even care?

502 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:53

( LƒΦ`) Deleting old threads is kind of like the onset of Alzheimer's, Junior. It only really bothers other people.

503 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 01:42

(EΝE) Grandpa, what will the world be like when I'm as old as you?

504 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 01:52

( LƒΦ`) You will be married to Mittens, with 6,000 AA children. You invented the cure for the common cold. You will die on April 20, 4001. Hitler will then torture your soul.

505 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 01:56

(EΝE) Wait, 4001? Then, when will 1993 end?

506 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 02:04

( LƒΦ`) Whenever September does.

507 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 02:32

(EΝE) But what about October, November, and December?

508 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 02:52

( LƒΦ`) After them, obviously. What are they teaching you in school these days?

509 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 02:57

(EΝE) They teach us how to abstain from sex by using gay magic. And something about differential equations.

510 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 03:29

( LƒΦ`) Again with the gay magic. Is that beady-eyed faggot still here?

511 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 09:51

( E-E) For the last time! I don't believe in any magic!

512 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 11:52

(EΝE) Grandpa, what are clouds?

513 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 12:58

( LƒΦ`) Big clumps of water vapor high up in the atmosphere. There is some thought these days that cosmic rays interacting with that same water vapor is what causes clouds to form.

( LƒΦ`) Global warming proponents believe that clouds are man's fault.

514 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 13:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you believe in Global Warming?

515 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 14:49

( LƒΦ`) I believe that the world will end in 51 days. Does that count?

516 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 15:54

(EΝE) Will it be 1994 then?

517 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 16:24

(@E@Ν@E@)

518 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 18:26

( LƒΦ`) No.

519 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 19:41

(EΝE) But how will I live until the year 4001 if there is no world?

520 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 19:43

( LƒΦ`) There's plenty of wide open real estate on Mars, boy.

521 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 19:54

( LƒΦ`) That, and you could simply write that it was the year 4001 on your calender, junior.

522 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 20:35

(EΝE) grandpa a firepance gibbelsig liger ux slorpadig

523 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 22:29

(EΝE) Grandpa, if a thousand sparrows flapped their wings at once would the tallest trees in the forest sway?

524 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 00:17

( LƒΦ`) Only if nobody was there to hear it, Junior.

525 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 00:32

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@@@@@@@@i LƒΦ`j@@@@.@@.
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Όά@½EΝEj½

526 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 05:20

(EΝE) Grandpa, if I fart in the woods and there is nobody to hear it, did I really fart?

527 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 05:25

( LƒΦ`) Junior, what is the sound of one cheek flapping?

528 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 05:52

(EΝE)

(EΝE ) Bhao

(EΝE)

(EΝE ) Bhao

(EΝE) What did it sound like, Grandpa?

529 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 06:49

( LƒΦ`) It was the War all over again, Junior.

530 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 16:02

(EΝE) WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
(EΝE) WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

531 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 19:56

(EΝE) ...is what I keep telling to the grown-ups who are beating me.
(EΝE) What's so bad about a few windows broken? They get fresh air in their houses.
(EΝE) I bet they are jealous of my freedom.

532 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 20:41

( LƒΦ`) All work and no play makes Jack a millionaire, Junior.

533 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:42

(EΝE) Screw you, Grandpa! I'm getting my own thread!

534 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:50

( LƒΦ`) ZzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzZzzzzz....

535 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:51

( LƒΦ`) That would be the fifth time you fail then, Junior.

536 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:57

( LƒΦ`) So ronery

537 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 23:00

( E-E) I'll keep you company.

538 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 23:00

( LƒΦ`) Piss off.

539 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 23:03

(™ ߁Νί) Hi, Grandpa! I'll be your new "Junior!"

540 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 23:06

( LƒΦ`) Ah, Hoshiko! When did I last see you?
(™ ߁Νί) A pretty long time! What was life like before the internet?

541 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 00:52

( LƒΦ`) We talked a lot over the phone.

542 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 10:04

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543 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 13:45

( LƒΦ`) Attention whore. Come back when you've jumped the shark.

544 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 14:26

( E-E) You both did that together back in the first thread.

545 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 15:20

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546 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 20:52

(#EΝE) Beady eyes! Look at my scars!
(#EΝE) nghhhh
(EΝE#) aghhhh
(#EΝE#) rawrrr

547 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 20:59

( E-E) I could care less about your fucking scars. I'm fucking dead.

548 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 22:08

( LƒΦ`) He's Swiss cheese now.

549 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 22:38

(#EΝE) Don't you mean "I couldn't care less?"

550 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 22:38

(™ ߁Νί) Look at mine!
(™ ߁Νί) kyaaaaaaa
( ߁Ν߁™) uheeee
(™ ߁Ν߁™) aaa` junia-chaaaaaaan

551 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 23:36

(#EΝE) firepance
( LƒΦ`) firepance
( ίƒΦί) firepance
( EƒΦE) firepance
( ά-ά) firepance
i@MƒnLjfirepance
i OƒΦOjfirepance
Π*ί°ί) firepance
(™ ߁Νί) firepance
( E-E) firepance
( ί ƒŽί) firepance

552 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 00:06

( LƒΦ`) "Spoobnumby" from the last thread was a better nonsense word.

553 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 01:58

(#EΝE) spoobnumby
( LƒΦ`) spoobnumby
( ίƒΦί) spoobnumby
( EƒΦE) spoobnumby
( ά-ά) spoobnumby
i@MƒnLjspoobnumby
i OƒΦOjspoobnumby
Π*ί°ί) spoobnumby
(™ ߁Νί) spoobnumby
( E-E) spoobnumby
( ί ƒŽί) spoobnumby

554 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 02:58

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not into the whole group shouting activity thing.
@i@@@j

555 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 05:10

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j spoobnumby
@i@@@j

556 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 08:01

( E-E) Yes, technically it should be "I couldn't care less" but both variants are apparently accepted. Don't ask me.

( E-E) Wait, we've talked on this long enough.

( E-E) Take your pills and that spoobnumby'll be fixed right up!

557 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 15:59

( LƒΦ`) You said spoobnumby too, you idiot.

558 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 16:37

( LƒΦ`) And there doesn't seem to be any pills left.

( ƒΦLƒΦ`) ahgah spoobnumby

559 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 17:07

( LƒΦ`) junior spoobnumby a firepance gibbelsig ux ux feeboobahboo bimwap ia ia JUNIOR BISPLAG JUNIOOOOOR

560 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 18:52

(EΝE) Grandpa, did you do a lot of GAY MAGIC in your day?

561 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 19:30

( LƒΦ`) Sigh... knock it off with the GAY MAGIC catchphrase already, will you?

562 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 19:32

(EΝE) It's a meme, not a catchphrase, Grandpa.

563 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 19:33

( LƒΦ`) Whatever. Just stop it. It's not funny.

564 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 20:13

(EΝE) Memes don't have to be funny. They just have to be repeated a lot.

565 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 20:13

(EΝE) 'kay. Grandpa, did you do a lot of MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS in your day?

566 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 22:31

(EΝE) Is a cat fine too?
(EΝE) desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

567 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 00:11

( LƒΦ`) No, Junior, I do not do MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS.
( LƒΦ`) And we're not getting a cat either.
( LƒΦ`) Boku boku boku?

568 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 00:40

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) More like Baka Baka Baka amirite?

569 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 00:41

( LƒΦ`) TONIGHT WE DINE IN /DQN/

570 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 02:49

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571 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 03:36

(EΝE) I want a little sister!

572 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 04:37

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573 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 05:21

(™ ߁Νί) I'm your little sister`!

574 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 06:16

(EΝE) Alright. Let's play fucking like Mom and Dad!

575 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 06:28

(™ ߁Νί) OW hey what the hell!

576 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 06:39

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577 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 08:52

( LƒΦ`) In my day, we didn't rape our sisters. You kids these days...

578 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 13:04

(EΝE) Grandpa, what did you PLAY in your day?

579 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 13:18

( LƒΦ`) I here by insert a witty remark with word play.

580 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 13:38

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life before life ?

581 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 15:16

( LƒΦ`) I don't remember.

582 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 18:40

(™ ߁Νί) a field trip
(™ ߁Νί) a field trip
(™ ߁Νί) a field trip

583 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 18:56

( LƒΦ`) I don't remember.

584 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 20:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, do I have to go to school?

585 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 20:41

( LƒΦ`) I don't ... WAIT, Fuck yeah!

586 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 23:07

(EΝE) Darn!

587 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 00:00

(™ ߁Νί) Spoobnumby a firepance gibbelsig, Junior!

588 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 00:46

( LƒΦ`) There's already a thread for that kind of thing, you know.

589 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 01:05

( ƒΦLƒΦ`) ahgah spoobnumby

590 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 02:09

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is my little sister such a retard?

591 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 02:26

( LƒΦ`) You don't have a little sister, Junior.

592 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 03:26

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is my bigger sister such a retard?

593 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 03:39

( LƒΦ`) You're an only child, Junior.

594 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 03:49

Then, what's that thing?
(EΝE)‚Β(™ ߁Νί)

595 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 04:05

( LƒΦ`) OH GOD IT HAS RETURNED

596 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 05:25

(™ ߁Νί) Grandpa, I'm going to kill you and see how Junior responds
( LƒΦ`) aww jeez not this shit again

597 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 05:56

( XƒΦX)
(EΝE) Oh, Grandpa's dead. I'm leaving.

~ Fin ~

598 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 06:00

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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@B
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@߁@@
@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@@
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@@@@@@@@@@i@LƒΦ`j@@WHAT THE HELL
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(™ ߁Νί) GRANDPA WAKE UP YOU'RE MISSING THE FUN

599 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 14:12

( LƒΦ`) Beady Eyes already tried that routine. It went nowhere.

600 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 14:35

(EΝE) Grandpa, what am I going to 600get for Christmas?

601 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 14:35

( LƒΦ`) A black eye and a fat lip, bucky.

602 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 19:00

(EΝE) GRANDPA I NEED MY PILLS
(AEAE) SPOOBNUMBY

603 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 20:51

(™ ߁Νί) Gibbelsig?
(AEAE) yes a gibbelsig firepance sizterer PILLS
(™ ߁Νί) Feeboobahboo!
(AEAE) bimwap bisplag.
(™ ߁Νί) Gromblag, ux ux ux gibbelsig a slorpadig?
( LƒΦ`) Dahgarling, a firepance!
(™ ߁Νί) AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

604 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 21:24

( LƒΦ`) Why the hell does that foreign channel keep leaking into our broadcast?

605 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 21:30

<˜€MΝL> I demand apology juice for that nida!

606 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 21:48

( LƒΦ`) It's not my fault you don't speak English. Just take your firepants and get the hell out of my country!

607 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 01:18

<˜€MΝL> Feeboobahboo bimwap!

608 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 03:48

( LƒΦ`) Damn foreigners. We should have killed you all back in the war.
(EΝE) In school they told us genocide was bad.
( LƒΦ`) Don't use big words Junior, or you'll catch on fire.

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 11:59

(EΝE) In church they speak King James English. Are those big words too? Will the church catch fire soon?

610 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 12:30

(EƒΦE) An excess of obfuscated verbiage will initiate immolation of your personage.

611 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 13:43

( LƒΦ`) Shut the fuck up, clonepa.

612 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 14:25

We will merge as one, Grandpa, then we'll rule all of DQN!
(EƒΦE LƒΦ`) Wha...

  • FLASH -

( LƒΦ`)

( LƒΦ`) Well, it's not like it made any bit of difference. He's technically me and a much younger version of me.

613 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 14:55

(EΝE) So does that mean you're a crapass too?

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 15:43

( ά-ά) Grandpa has always been a crapass.

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 15:54

( LƒΦ`) We all crap from our asses Junior. Well, at least I think we do.

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 16:18

(EƒΦE LƒΦ`) aagghhhh
(EƒΦE) FREEDOM!!!

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 18:44

(EƒΦE) Yeah, I went there. That's how I roll.

@@@@Ώ
(LƒΦ`) ™
@Όœc™))ƒΦE) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
@@™

618 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 21:56

(EƒΦE EƒΦE) aagghhhh
(EƒΦE) FREEDOM!!! (EƒΦE)

619 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 22:20

@@@@Ώ
(LƒΦ`) ™))ƒΦE) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
@Όœc™))ƒΦE) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
@@™

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 02:46

( LƒΦ`) desu

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 03:20

( LƒΦ`) Sorry about that. Flashback. From the war, y'know.

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 03:56

(EΝE) The Clones War?

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 08:05

( LƒΦ`) No, that other one. You know, with the clones?

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 12:23

(EΝE) The War of the Clones?

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 13:31

(EƒΦE) Clonepa Vs. Grandpa, I think.

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 15:52

(EΝE) Who won?
(EƒΦE) When you're fighting yourself, everyone wins.

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 16:00

( LƒΦ`) Ignore him, he's just bitter that he lost.

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 20:25

@@@@Ώ
( ™ ߁Νί) ™
@Όœc™))ΝE)
@@™

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4956 23:07

(EΝE) Grandpa, what does "spoobnumby" mean?

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 01:06

( LƒΦ`) How the hell would I know? It's not a real word like spoonbumpy.

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 15:55

(EΝE) Well What does spoonbumby mean?

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 16:11

( LƒΦ`) I'll tell you when you're older kid. Maybe in November.

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 16:14

( LƒΦ`) Junior, what was life like before the internet?

634 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 16:20

(EΝE) People had to do Grandpa threads by passing a notepad around and writing the lines by hand.

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 16:22

(EΝE) Grandpa, what would your theme song be?
(EΝE) Mine would be "Canadian Idiot!"

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 16:43

( LƒΦ`) My theme song is "My Clown's On Fire" by the Lounge Lizards.

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 23:00

(EƒΦE) Who is on fire?

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 00:09

( LƒΦ`) Junior.

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 01:30

(EAE) OH GOD HELP!
(EAE) FIRE PANTS!

640 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 02:55

( LƒΦ`) I told you that's what happens when you tell lies.

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 03:05

(EΝE) Tsukurimashou, tsukurimashou?
(EΝE) Sate sate nani ga, dekiru ka na?
(EΝE) Hai, dekimashita!

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 03:20

( LƒΦ`) Stop speaking in moonlanguage Junior. It makes Jesus sad.
(EΝE) Who is Jesus?

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 05:05

( LƒΦ`) One of the most legendary NEETs.

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 05:23

( LƒΦ`) Eeeee, Junia-san...a-aishi-
( LƒΦ`) I MADE JESUS CRY OH SHI-

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 15:48

. |
.___O___ You suck Grandpa
. \/|\/
. //
. \\
. |

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 16:05

( LƒΦ`) Meh, I was a Pastafarian anyway.

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 16:32

(EΝE) Did you make Pastafaria Junior cry too?

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 17:37

( LƒΦ`) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
( LƒΦ`) You know we have a wiki, right?

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 19:03

(EΝE) You know you didn't answer my question, right?

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 22:18

( LƒΦ`) I already answered it!
(LƒΦ` ) Hey, how's it going, beer?

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 03:56

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's global warming?

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 04:07

( LƒΦ`) Global warming is a fictional disaster the Left is using to try to take over the world, Junior. Don't let it bother you.

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:01

(EΝE) Why would the Left do such a terrible thing, Grandpa?

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:03

( LƒΦ`) The pompous, arrogant and on the whole moronic Left had to find another cause after the Berlin wall fell and Communism collapsed like a boneless giraffe, so they turned to using environmentalism as a way of expressing their hatred of capitalism and, really, of the human race.

( LƒΦ`) Lefties are a bunch of self-important control freak dicks, Junior. Don't let anyone tell you different.

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:18

(EƒΦE) The Left just want to save you from your own stupid decisions, Junior. Don't listen to Grandpa.

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:34

(EƒΦE) We want to help you
(EƒΦE) We are here to make life better
(EƒΦE) We'll need your money to do it
(EƒΦE) Don't question us. We know what's good for you.
(EƒΦE) We hate being questioned. We are so clearly right in all things.

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:36

( E-E) Really, my pills gag was a lot funnier than that.

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 16:07

(EΝE) Grandpa, if there is a Left and a Right, why isn't there a Top and a Bottom?

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 16:10

(EoE) ƒΦ`) I'm the top, you're the bottom. unf unf unf firepance gibbelsiig!

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 19:20

(LΝ`) Hello. I am Grandnior. I come from the future.

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 20:48

( LƒΦ`) If that was true you would have said "I come from the futior".

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 19:05

(EΝE) Way to kill the thread, Grandnoir.

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 19:22

( LƒΦ`) With a name like that, you'd think he'd be laying down the Mike Hammer voiceovers on this thread, but noooooooo....

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 12:18

(EΝE) Grandpa, teach me to love again

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 14:11

( ί ƒŽί) Grandpa, do you remember the Twenty First night of September, 1992?

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 14:49

( LƒΦ`) Please restate your question in the proper format.

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 16:05

( ί ƒŽί) Do you remember the night of 1992-09-21 ?

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 18:12

( LƒΦ`) I can barely remember what happened this morning.

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 21:58

(EΝE) When will "Grandpa: The Movie" be made?

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 23:34

( LƒΦ`) Today.

( LƒΦ`) Aha! September fools!

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 00:29

(EΝE)@You got me Grandpa!

(EΝE) Happy September 4961st!

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 00:46

( LƒΦ`) Wasplag a gibbelsig firepa-
( LƒΦ`) Sorry, got carried away.

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 19:51

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before DESU?

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 20:04

( LƒΦ`) Life was quite a mouthful as we would end sentences with DE ARIMASU.

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:09

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like during the war?

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:12

( LƒΦ`) Well, I had a third leg back then...but times were hard and we had to eat dog meat!

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 13:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's a nukyular bomb?

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 15:12

(E„DE) Grandpa, you fucked grandma. That's so gross.

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 15:56

( LƒΦ`) Junior, you're not supposed to know about that sort of thing yet!

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 16:37

( LƒΦ`) And it's pronounced "nuclear", you little idiot.

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 19:01

(EΝE) Grandpa, will I be president when I grow up?

682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 20:02

( LƒΦ`) Yes Junior, but you wont want to be president when that time comes

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 21:17

(EΝE) Why??

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 21:51

( LƒΦ`) Imagine, just for a moment, how inept the competition would have to be for you to win the Presidential election.

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 22:14

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) Less inept than it is today!

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 00:34

(EΝE) Is there more than one Internet?

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 04:05

( LƒΦ`) in our time there was only one internets

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 22:03

(EΝE) Why did you use a Bushism?

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 22:25

( LƒΦ`) Don't make me go nucular on your bee-hind.

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 22:44

(EΝE) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k Our BEES will BLOT OUT THE SUN!

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 09:31

( LƒΦ`) I would rest in the shade but they make an infernal noise.

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 16:32

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do bad things happen to good AA characters?

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 16:52

( LƒΦ`) God hates us, Junior.

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:17

(EΝE) Does this mean the Devil loves us?

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:35

( LƒΦ`) Hang on, I'll check...

>fwoosh<

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:35

>fwip<

( LƒΦ`) Nope. He hates us too.

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:56

(EΝE) It's Spring-time, Grandpa! When are you going to clean?

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 19:42

(EΝE) Grandpa, is it the Rabbit who is laying the Easter eggs?

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 22:32

(EΝE) Grandpa, was it a cold day in Hell?

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 00:17

( LƒΦ`) zzzzzZZzZzzzzzzzZZZZzzz

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 00:24

(EΝE) Grandpa, can I take ten bucks from your wallet?

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 00:34

( LƒΦ`) No.

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 06:01

(EAE) Grandpa, your threads are getting less funny with every incarnation!

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 07:31

( LƒΦ`) Grandpa Grandpa's Bizarre Adventure Part 8

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 09:21

(EΝE) Wouldn't that be Great-Great-Grandpa's pill-induced hallucinations part the infinite?

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 13:35

(EΝE) Grandpa, if D=-id/dx on C^k[a,b]. what are the eigenfunctions at different boundary conditions?

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 14:07

( LƒΦ`) 1993707

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 16:13

(EΝE) Grandpa, it is said that a picture is worth a thousand words. It is also claimed that words are a dime a dozen. Assuming these propositions are true, what is the dollar value of a picture?

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 17:19

( LƒΦ`) Roughly $8.33

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 21:37

(EΝE) Grandpa, you're amazing!

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 21:44

( LƒΦ`) That's because I'm Grandpa.

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 22:38

(EΝE) So what was up with all that "Wake up Grandpa and take your pills" stuff in the early part of this thread?

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 22:39

( LƒΦ`) Beats me. Ask Beady Eyes about it over in his thread.

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 19:57

(EΝE) Grandpa, have you noticed that I'm also beady-eyed?

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 21:38

( LƒΦ`) Have you tried buying new batteries?

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 22:50

(EΝE) Where do I put them?

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 01:37

( LƒΦ`) Wherever you took the old ones out, of course.

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 06:52

( L^ิƒΦOิิ) INTO THE RAY OF THE SUN τ
( L^ิƒΦOิิ) MARCH OUR HERO HUNTING THE DARKLORD τ
( L^ิƒΦOิิ) REBORN FROM THE BLOOD OF HIS GOD... τ
( L^ิƒΦOิิ) HIS GOD... THE WARMASTER KRON τ
( L^ิƒΦOิิ) RIDE FOR THE FALL OF HIS POWER τ
( L^ิƒΦOิิ) FIGHTING THE STORM, THE ROAR OF THE THUNDER τ
( L^ิƒΦOิิ) ALLY OF THE SUN AND THE MOON... τ
( L^ิƒΦOิิ) GREAT SWORDMASTER RULE! τ

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 13:54

( LƒΦ`) That's so retarded.
( L^ิƒΦOิิ) ...

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 17:51

( L^?ƒΦO??) DESU DESU DESU

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 17:57

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi $Oo-ƒΦ-oO$j“ρ“ρ“ρ½ BOONDESUGHRAUGTIORJOPA
( LƒΦ`) What the hell's happening, Junior?!
(EΝE) I don't know!

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 18:37

i -ƒΦ-.jMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 19:34

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724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 20:52

(EΝE) You need to reduce your intake of speed, grandpa...

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 00:34

@@@@@Yeah, whatever. ZzzzzzzzZZzzzzzz...
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726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 01:39

(EΝE) Grandpa, the Germans are back!

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 02:15

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(EΝE) Grandpa, they were allies.
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(EΝE) ....
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@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i@LƒΦ`j@@OH GO HELP US, THEY ARE BACK!!!
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728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 02:55

( L^ิƒΦOิิ) ...

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 03:39

(EΝE) Grandpa, how would you rate this thread so far?

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 03:42

( LƒΦ`) Worst Grandpa Thread ever. Beady Eyes and his band of microcephalic twits dragged it down so far that it'll never recover.

( LƒΦ`) I'm going out for a drink.

|ƒΦ` ) Bye.

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731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 04:19

@@@@@@@@@@ ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@(EΝE)@@Bed GET!
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732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 13:57

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@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

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@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 17:21

@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@ ...
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@@@@@@@PPPPPPP

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734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:29

( ί -ί) baka shinji

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:39

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@@@@@@@@@@(EΝE)@@Beady Eyes, don't walk in while I'm sleeping.
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736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:42

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737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:07

@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
@@@@@@@^ƒ_/QQQQ^fap dammit it's not working fap fap fap fap
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap oh fuck it.

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:07

@@@@@@@@ ƒά^R-A_Q_@ zzzzzzzzzz
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739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 21:36

( ί -ί) Just as planned.

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 21:53

@@@@@@@@@@ ΘΘ
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741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:21

(EΝE)@Grandpa, what does Viagra taste like?

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:27

( LO`)0ƒm
( LƒΦ`) It tastes like DESU.

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:28

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi $Oo-ƒΦ-oO$j“ρ“ρ“ρ½ YOUR TIME HAS ENDED, GRANDPA. GIVE UP, AND YOUR DEATH WILL BE LESS... PAINFUL.

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:32

( LƒΦ`) Die, Boonpa! You don't belong in this world!

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 00:30

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi $Oo-ƒΦ-oO$j“ρ“ρ“ρ½ SURRENDER GRANDPA

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 11:11

( $Oo-Ν-oO$) I AM DEATH COME FOR THEE, GRANDPA. SURRENDER, AND THY PASSAGE SHALL BE QUICKER.

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 11:33

( LƒΦ`) Oh shut up grandpapanior from the futior.

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:21

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:22

( LƒΦ`) Public education used to actually educate people, Junior.

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 21:59

(EΝE) What was life like before pubic edumaction?

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 23:02

( LƒΦ`) Nobody shaved.

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 23:13

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi $Oo-ƒΦ-oO$j“ρ“ρ“ρ½ GRANDPA
Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi $Oo-ƒΦ-oO$j“ρ“ρ“ρ½ WHAT WAS LIFE LIKE BEFORE YOU?

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 00:59

( LƒΦ`) Don't shout.

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:40

(EΝE) Give me candy! Give me Candy!

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 04:01

@ΘQΘ@@@ ΘQΘ
@(E(ΌΌί(LƒΦ`@) @@Here's a fistful of crunchy candy. bapbapbap
(‚Α ΌΌί@@Ό)
@/@@@)@@@@( @@ _
@( /PΎ @@@ΎP_j

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 04:23

(EƒΦE) ...Ow.

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 05:56

(EƒΦE) I am Clonepanior, and I come from the futior.

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 07:27

( LƒΦ`) No you don't, you were cloned from me some decades back.

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 17:10

(EƒΦE) They've been lyingOHGOD GIBBELSIG

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 17:42

(EΝE) I can see the fjords!

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:31

( LƒΦ`) I once had a dog...

(EƒΦE) ...

( LƒΦ`) ...

(EƒΦE) ...and?

( LƒΦ`) zzzzZZZZZZ

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:35

(EƒΦE)
( EƒΦE)
(EƒΦE )
(-ƒΦ-) zzz...

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:37

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ(EΝE)“ρ“ρ“ρ½ GRANDPA! WAKE UP!

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 19:23

( LƒΦ`) Ugghh...why does my head hurt?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 19:47

(EΝE) There's nothing left, Grandpa. This whole world is lurching and heaving, slowly but inevitably, towards its' end.

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 19:50

(EƒΦE) Sorry, but I was just so hungry...

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:15

(EΝE) Grandpa, where do babies come from?

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:21

( LƒΦ`) They grow inside women, Junior. After 9 months or so, the woman squeezes the baby out, just like popping a huge zit.

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:27

( ί-ί) Grandpa, what did Grandma have to die?

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:28

( LƒΦ`) She had to dye the eggs.
( LƒΦ`) Mittens, you meant "why."

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:37

(LΝ`) I'm Grandnior, and I come from the futior.

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:37

( LƒΦ`) Your face is all squished up, too.

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:41

(LΝ`) Would you like some free CIALIS?

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 01:01

( LƒΦ`) I have enough.
( LƒΦ`) fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap (damn can't get it up)
( LƒΦ`) Fine, I'll take some.

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 07:34

(LΝ`) That's too bad! In the future, all the CIALIS has run out!

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 12:25

( LƒΦ`) CIALIS! CIALIS! It's awwwright!

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 14:59

(LΝ`) But we do have V14GR4.

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 15:17

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before spam?

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 16:09

( LƒΦ`)Before spam, we had no name brand luncheon meats.

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 18:39

(EΝE) Grandpa, mother said you are a pedophile and I should stop visiting you. What does pedophile mean?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 19:35

( LƒΦ`) Children's doctor. Let me examine you.

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 22:53

(EΝE) What did you do in the war, Grandpa?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 01:55

(LΝ`) I'm still fighting the war of 3024.

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 04:28

( LƒΦ`) I killed people and broke things, mostly.

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 15:00

( ά-ά) That wasn't very kind of you, Grandpa.

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 17:48

( LƒΦ`) They were all bad people and bad things.

( LƒΦ`) That was pretty weak, fathead-san. You're usually much more annoying.

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 17:49

( ά-ά) I know. Ever since Beady-Eyes derailed my thread, my game's been off.

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 22:33

(EΝE) Grandpa, I'm going to lead a rebel group to overthrow you and this thread!

10 minutes later

Junior: We're all going to join up to kill you once and for all! Prepare yourself, Grandpa!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(EΝE)
@@@@@@@@( ί ƒŽί)@@@@(@MƒnL)@@@@( E-E)
<RMΝL>( ‹3‹) S(◕ฺƒΓ◕ฺM‘) (☄◢„t◣)☄ ( ά-ά) i *ί';;‚—ί'j ( ߁Νί) ( L_½M) (MƒΚL)
|EQE|( =0=) ( LE__E) i@LΝMji*߁[߁jiBE_Ej ( ' =_=) J( '°`)‚΅ ((/ ƒf.ㄟ) i@OΝOj
( ₯_₯) Π*ί°ί) (L^ิƒΦOิ) ()(L) ( E[E) ( M°L) (@₯ิm₯ิ) <˜€MƒnL> i ƒΦj i θƒΦθj („DL)

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 22:37

( EƒΦ) No one's killin or overthrowin' no one, kid.

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 22:53

( ί mί) I'm not really into that whole overthrowing thing.

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 23:18

( LƒΦ`) What are you shitheads doing in my thread? Get out.

(EΝE) It's my thread too. I get to ask questions.

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 23:18

Feel my zombie touch, MercPa!
(☄◢„t◣)☄ i ƒΦj

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 23:30

i ƒΦj‚Β I'm Scarpa, Mercpa's over that way.

i ƒΦj At least, I think he is.

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 00:35

( ߁Νί) YOU MEAN ME?
( ߁Νί) YOU MEAN ME?
( ߁Νί) YOU MEAN ME?
( ߁Νί) YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU
( ߁Νί) YYYYYY

Fatal error

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:17

( M°L) It's okay to carry out and be w

796 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4976 02:22

(Gί„Dί) This entire thread is DQN.

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:23

(œwœ)It carries out and is DQN

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:27

Π*ί°ί) It's okay to carry out and be DQN. Also to stab a person in the back with a meat cleaver while they sleep.

799 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4976 02:33

(Gί„Dί) You will do no such thing!
Π*ί°ί) Why not?
( ί„Dί) Well... theres no money in it.
Π*ί°ί) ... oh okay.

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:47

( LƒΦ`) I feel 800 years old...

801 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4976 03:21

( ί„Dί) Who are you anyways?

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 04:35

( LƒΦ`) I am Grandpa, the ultimate god of death...and...destruction...and stuff.

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 06:30

( ^ิƒΦOิ) Whuzgon'on dis tread?

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 07:06

( ^ิƒΦOิ) Whenduh fudk didjwe guh ice creeeeemm??

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 16:53

( LƒΦ`) I never thought having your own thread can be hazardous to your health...

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 23:53

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's wrong with Virginia Tech?

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 23:57

( LƒΦ`) UT at Austin is a waaaaaay better school. Why back in my day... *mumble*

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 02:13

( LƒΦ`) zzz

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 20:28

( ί„Dί) WAKE UP GRANDPA
( ί„Dί) YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE...
( ί„Dί) That was done already?

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 21:28

(EΝE) Grandpa, do they have guns at UT in Austin?

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 23:47

( LƒΦ`) Yes they do. They even have a clock tower you can practice from.

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 03:47

(EΝE) ...what would you shoot, from the clock tower?

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:04

( LƒΦ`) You.

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:33

( (((EΝE))) ) ...!

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:35

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you write poetry?

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:58

( LƒΦ`) Happy clown laughing,
( LƒΦ`) Greeting all with painted smiles.
( LƒΦ`) NOW HE HAS A GUN!!!

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 18:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was your major?

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 19:00

( LƒΦ`) Modern Image Board Culture.

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 21:13

(EΝE) Culture of MIBs?

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 03:13

( LƒΦ`) You will remember nothing...

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 03:54

(EΝE)
(-Ν-) zzz

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 06:42

( LƒΦ`) Wake up!

(EΝE) !!

( LƒΦ`) Who am I?

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 09:27

( E-E) To make a long story short, you're Grandpa, you died back in the fifth Grandpa thread after a long and drawn out winding down of quality, and without their patron all of DQN has rotted and will continue to rot.

( E-E) Heaven is just through the door on the left. Have a nice afterlife.

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 09:46

( LƒΦ`) Whaaaaat? I never signed up for any of these new fangled compost heaps!

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:20

( EƒΦE) I signed using your name. That's O.K, right?

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:39

( E-E) Hooray, it worked! I got my punchline out! Finally, after all this time! They laughed, LAUGHED I tell you when I first tried to derail the single most popular thread after the Lamely Insult The Previous Poster Thread, but I showed them!

( E-E) HAHAHAHAHAHA! He's been dead for three threads now, isn't that a hoot? SO FUNNY I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

( LƒΦ`) Wait, who are you again?

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:40

(EΝE) Oh, the candystriper's back.

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:51

( LƒΦ`) Sigh. We put out rat traps and everything...

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:51

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:52

( LƒΦ`) It was great. Stupid people had much less influence on the world back then.

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 14:16

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 14:25

( LƒΦ`) It was great. Stupid people had much less influence on the world back then.

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 14:45

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before Fidonet?

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 14:45

( LƒΦ`) It was nice. Being restricted to phone-in BBSs led to small, easy to follow conversations and a happy community.

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 15:11

( LƒΦ`) Of course, it took me four days to download Commander Keen.

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 15:54

( LƒΦ`) Like being stuck in a box.

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 17:09

( E-E) YES, GRANDPA, ACT!!! Talk and pretend nothing's happened, as you exhaust the last of your DEATH-INDUCED SYNAPSE BURSTS!!!

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 17:12

( LƒΦ`) I'm too manly to die from something like that. I'll just grunt it off.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 17:47

(EΝE) ... he's really laying it on thick this time.

( LƒΦ`) Really? I hadn't noticed.

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 18:19

(EΝE) Grandpa!

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841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 18:26

(@Ν@) Grandpa, why am I dizzy?~~~

842 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4979 22:05

( LƒΦ`) Because you keep dancing with that shit, its bound to make anyone dizzy.

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:02

(@Ν@) But all the c00l kidz are doing it!

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:11

( LƒΦ`) Cool? Back in the day cool meant you snuck into the bar underage!

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:40

(EΝE) Get naked, Grandpa.

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:50

@@ i@LƒΦ`j Come to me Junior!
@@@@@Ό“ρ |@@@/“ρ½ Let's go!
@@@@ @@@ i@R“ρ“ρ“ρ½
@@@@@@@@ Ι>ƒm@
@@@@ @@ƒŒΪ

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:51

>>846

Aw fux. I fail at ASCII Arts

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 02:11

( E-E) Decapitated grandpas and disembodied voices.

( E-E) This thread has jumped the shark.

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 02:14

i@LƒΦ`jBack in my day, you actually had to go and find the shark on your own!

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 03:45

(EΝE) Grandpa, what does "jumping the shark" mean?

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 03:50

i@LƒΦ`jDodging the loansharks.

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 05:28

(EΝE) Is http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1177025967/ a good thread?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 05:38

( E-E) It can't be any worse then this one, can it?

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 05:51

@@@@@Ό“ρ |@@@/“ρ½ B-U-N-ERECTION
@@@@ @@@ i@R“ρ“ρ“ρ½
@@@@@@@@ Ι>ƒm@
@@@@ @@ƒŒΪ1

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 07:23

( E-E) Never mind, I think that this thread has set the bar for bad threads across the entire internet. One day, a researcher will find this thread, nestled in the deepest disgusting depths of a massive archive of the internet, and on that day, he will inadvertently destroy what little is left of a global communications network by bringing this horrific catastrophe of a thread to light.

( E-E) Don't say I didn't warn you when it happens.

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 07:28

(EΝE) Isnt it your fault this thread got derailed in the first place, Beady eyes?

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 07:38

( E-E) It was inevitable. Since Grandpa refuses to die, the thread will continue to be derailed by Deus ex machina or simple side-tracking every time we get close to finally putting the last nail in his coffin.

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 07:54

i LƒΦ`j Niggas ballin'

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 11:40

(EΝE) So what you really mean, Beady Eyes, is that since Grandpa didn't go along with your awesome PILLS GIBBLSIG plan for HIS thread, YOU think it sucks.

(EΝE) It's not as though your thread was popular enough to go through so many incarnations so quickly.

(EΝE) fag.

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 11:43

( E-E) I just thought it'd be really funny if Grandpa died in a thread.

( E-E) FOREVER!!!!!!

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 11:45

( LƒΦ`) Fine.

( xƒΦx) Look, Grandpa's dead forever. Ha Ha.

( LƒΦ`) There, now are you happy, you microcephalic twit?

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 11:54

( E-E) No. That takes all the fun out of it.

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 12:28

(EΝE) Awwwww, too bad so sad bye bye.

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 13:26

( LƒΦ`) I think you're worse than that fatass...

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 13:29

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you think when we get to the 9th thread iteration, the combined post will be over 9000?

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 14:08

( LƒΦ`) No, it'll be somewhere around 8990

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 15:59

(@₯ิm₯ิ) Dad, what was life like before the Inter- oh, you answered that one already.

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 16:23

( LƒΦ`) You missed most of the last week's shooting, son. What happened?

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 16:24

(@₯ิm₯ิ) I couldn't find my script. Sorry about that. What page are we on?

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 16:46

( E-E) We're on the one that sucks.

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:18

( LƒΦ`) That would be any page with your dialog on it, Beady. Try to be more specific.

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:02

( E-E) This while play sucks. Though I'll admit some pages suck more than others.

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:15

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874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:41

(EΝE) Grandpa, how did people download books without the internet?

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 19:40

( LƒΦ`) They would physically transport themselves to a bookstore or library and obtain a physical copy directly.

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 20:22

(EΝE) How many kilobits a second is that?

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:19

( LƒΦ`) None until you have the book in hand, then all of 'em at once.

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 23:05

(EAE) Grandpa, I've got the flu!

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 23:08

( LƒΦ`) Back when I was your age, the flu got you! Boy, were you lucky if you survived the 1918 pandemic.

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 02:38

( LƒΦ`) ...or the 1340s pandemic. All those negroes scurrying along.

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 03:11

(EAE) Grandpa, that's racist !

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 03:56

( LƒΦ`) Back in my day, being a Racist meant that you raced your Negro-drawn buggy against other people

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 05:06

(EΝE) Isn't it unfair to race Negroes against horses because the Negro, being bred solely for sport, can beat any horse?
( LƒΦ`) We cut off their legs first.

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 15:10

( E-E) Grandpa no chinchi wa chisai da yo. Yopparai mou! Honto, gomenasai.

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 15:55

( LƒΦ`) What's that? You're making tacos?

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 15:58

(EΝE) He said, "Grandpa, no shins were chiseled on this day, yo. Yabba dabba doo! On to go, my nasal."

(EΝE) I don't get it.

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 15:59

( LƒΦ`) Darn. I'm jonesing for some taco action right about now.

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 16:27

(EΝE) What was life like before books?

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 16:53

( LƒΦ`) We had scrolls, Junior. You rolled them straight out and there was none of that bothersome "page-turning" you had to do, but it was hell keeping them clear from mould or the effects of age and weather.

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:06

(EΝE) What was life like before scrolls?

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:14

( LƒΦ`) We had stone tablets, Junior. They lasted for ages and ages and ages, but they were impossible to carry around and you'd be lucky if you ever got to use one yourself - you had to fetch a stoneworker (and a literate stoneworker at that) and dictate your message to him, and you'd always have to pay the most outrageous fees. Mostly, we left the stone tablet business to the temples and the guards.

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:15

( LƒΦ`) We all sat around the fire and together, we made enough noise to keep the wolves awake.

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:16

(EΝE) Did they have 4-Ch on stone tablets?

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:19

( LƒΦ`) No. Just a bunch of Hammurabi legal mumbo jumbo.

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:19

( LƒΦ`) No, but we did have 4-ch on the city walls. Mind you, if you were caught actually "writing" on the city walls, the guards would visit the most terrible punishments upon you.

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:20

(EΝE) Wait, what was that about fire?

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:20

( LƒΦ`) One of the Clonepas has grown old, I see...

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:23

( LƒΦ`) Damn kids are in our apple tree again!

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:24

(EΝE) Did Nida demand Apolojuice when he was caught writing on the walls?

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:24

(@₯ิm₯ิ) Hey dads. Got any nachos?

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:29

( LƒΦ`) I remember when Nachos where invented in Mexico. I thought to myself, "Algún idiota va a pedirme nachos algún día, Ay caramba!"

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:50

( E-E) Junior, no shins were chiseled on this day, yo. Yabba dabba doo! On to go, my nasal.

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 18:07

(EΝE) What does that mean?

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 18:41

( LƒΦ`) It's gangspeak, Junior, and you don't want to have anything to do with it.

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 19:48

(EΝE) Grandpa, whatever became of the Mizukis between Mizuki Ichiro and Mizuki Nana?

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 19:49

( LƒΦ`) NANA MIZUKI! You just touched my soft spot.

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 19:57

(EΝE) But what about my question!

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 19:57

( LƒΦ`) There is nothing in between. They both cover everything already.

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 20:26

(EΝE) Grandpa, what came before the Grandpa threads ever began?

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 20:26

(@•_Q) I say old chap, your taste in representatives of the female species is something best left unmentioned at the next gentlemen's gathering.

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 20:33

( LƒΦ`) Get your uptight ass out of my thread.

( E-E) tight ass...

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 22:08

( E-E) mm

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 22:46

( LƒΦ`) ..

(LƒΦ` ) .....

( LƒΦ`) ........You know, shifty eyes.. Back in my day, we cut people's penises off for masturbating.

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 23:59

( E-E) Grandpa no chinchi wa chisai da yo. Yopparai mou! Honto, gomenasai.

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 01:47

( LƒΦ`) Yeah that was really funny the first time you said it. Everybody laughed themselves into exhaustion over it. Wow, you sure know how to tell a joke.

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) Now bugger off.

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 02:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, it's raining!
(EΝE)?

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 04:23

( LƒΦ`) So where's your question?

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 04:36

(EΝE) Back in my day, we didn't have questions, we had to beat dinosaurs with our clubs until they'd tell us what we needed.

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 04:44

( LƒΦ`) You skipped a line again. How many times have I told you to keep your thumb next to your next line in the script?

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 04:47

(EΝE) Why do we need a script anyway?

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 05:34

( LƒΦ`) Because when some of the participants in this thread start ad libbing, we end up with all of Beady Eye's posts. He never had a script, but he insisted on pulling all that General Hospital crap anyway.

( LƒΦ`) And it went nowhere.

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 06:06

(EΝE) You mean the prosthetic head thing?

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 08:10

( LƒΦ`) No, the prosthetic prosthetic head thing. It was so overly dramatic it had to be a fake-fake head.

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 09:04

( E-E) If you just played along with it it would have ended up with ultimate lols.

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 11:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, if we just ignore him, do you think he'll go away?

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 12:30

( LƒΦ`) Unfortunately, it hasn't worked yet.

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 18:19

( LƒΦ`) BEADY EYES WAKE UP
( LƒΦ`) YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN
( LƒΦ`) See how annoying that is?

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 19:47

(EΝE) What was 4-ch like before Beady Eyes, Grandpa?

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 19:50

( LƒΦ`) A lot better.

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 19:51

( E-E) You're all mean!
(E-E ) boo hoo sob sob

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 20:04

( E-E) I wish I'd never been typed.

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 20:05

(EΝE) Was Beady Eyes this annoying even when he was first typed?

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 21:34

( LƒΦ`) Who?

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 21:36

(EΝE) You know, that li- hmmm... I forgot what I was talking about.

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 21:54

( E-E) At least I'm not a fucking W.I.T.C.H.

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:18

( EƒΦE) even i'm cooler then beady eyes

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:38

( LƒΦ`) Yes, let's all talk to Clonepa!

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:43

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939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:43

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941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:43

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942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:43

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943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

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944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

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945 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

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946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

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947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

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948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

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949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:44

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961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:46

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962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:46

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964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:46

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966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:46

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968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:47

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971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:47

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972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:47

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973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:47

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974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:47

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975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:47

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976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:48

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977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:48

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979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:48

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981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:48

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982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:48

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999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:50

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