http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?edit=1&tid=187155&tclass=
( ・ω・) Hello, I'm Clonepa, your host for the great DQN Character Battle (I'm the host because I desperately need a character). It appears there are far too many characters in the Elitist Superstructure, so we need to decide who is truly the greatest of them all! As you can see in the link, there's the brackets for the character battle. Please refrain from bitching about character placement, they were random.
( ・ω・) RULES: Vote for your favorite character, right here in this very thread. We'll go one match at a time, starting from Mercpa vs. NI-DA to Junior vs. Junior's dad. Votes can go on until..oh, two days pass, I guess.
( ・ω・) Now, in case if you suddenly forgot who all the characters in DQN were, here they are, with a brief description of them:
（*・ωﾒ）Mercpa - A mercenary, highly skilled in all forms of combat.
<ヽ｀∀´> Ni-da - Keke Corean who always demands apology juice.
（ ｀ハ´）Darkpa - Rival of Grandpa. Once was pure evil, but now he throws awesome parties with fellow DQN members.
/∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴| Marty - Working at a bar or restaurant alongside Rei. Has complete control of tanasinn.
щ(`Д´щ) WHY??? - Always asks questions, and is typically troubled by all sorts of problems.
（ ・∀・）Squeeks - His name is Squeeks and this character battle sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "DQN Character Battle!!".
／ ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼ FAT - He's fat! He'll eat anything and everything! His thread is usually dead, but he's making a major comeback in the character battle.
( ´ω`) Grandpa - The one and only. Answers thousands of questions.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens - Has an extreme fascination with mittens! Also has several successful threads!
ﾐ *´ｰ｀ﾐ Security Kitten - A kitten that says nya a lot. Tries to protect the superstructure, but typically isn't useful.
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) DQN - An awesome musician, most notable for writing "All Alone for Christmas (as usual)". Says "DUUUURRRRR" and "under the moon loli to issho" a lot.
i 乂-‐ －! i Rei - Owns(?) a bar or restaurant. Everything is out, don't even bother ordering food.
（ ＾ω＾）BU-----N
( ・ω・) Clonepa - Characterless shithead.
(・∀・) Junior - Always asks Grandpa questions.
( ･ิω･ิ) Junior's dad - A doctor, with a great fascination for Burger King and nachos.
( ・ω・) Round 1 will begin immediately!
（*・ωﾒ）-VS- <ヽ｀∀´>
MERCPA NI-DA
Mercpa
((/ デ.ㄟ) Objection!
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
_（*・ωﾒ） <｀∀´ >
三(⌒), ノ⊃ （ ）
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. 〈＿）＼_） （__（_＿_）
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（ *・ω） <｀∀´ >
≡≡三 三ニ⌒) ）
/ /) ） ￣.| | |
〈＿_）＿_） （__（_＿_）
∧＿∧ ,__ ∧＿∧
（ *・）ノ ）:;:;)Д´ >
/ ￣,ノ'' ）
Ｃ /~ / / /
/ / 〉 （__（＿_./
＼__）＼）
ヽ ｌ /／
∧＿∧(⌒) ―― ★ ―――
（ ） /|ｌ ／/ | ヽ
（/ ノｌ|ｌｌ ／ / | ヽ
（Ｏ ノ 彡'' / .|
/ ./ 〉
＼__）_）
> ( ･ิω･ิ) Junior's dad
( ・ー・) Lies! All lies!
> /∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴| Marty - Working at a bar or restaurant alongside Rei. Has complete control of tanasinn.
( ・ー・) I thought you controlled TANASINN too. Did you lose that power, Clonepa?
I kind of feel sorry for Ni Da.
I don't think he even knew this was a fight.
￣￣￣＼|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧＿∧
（ *・ωﾒ） ∬
＿_. と 毎 ,っ━ ∀
.ヽ./~ ), | ┷┳━
￣￣￣ .し'J￣￣| ┃
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ .┻
((/ デ.ㄟ) Objection! Objection! Objection! Objection! Objection! Objection!!
<ヽ｀∀´> What's this about a fight?
<ヽ｀∀´> And what's that little homo kid crying about this time?
((/デート) I wasn't forgotten, I specifically asked to be excluded from consideration
((/デート) Not many people realise I'm an internet bad-ass, and I wouldn't want to hurt anyone who was undeserving.
((/ デ.ㄟ) I hate you all
( ・ω・) So those are all votes for Mercpa, then.
((/ デ.ㄟ) No!
( ⌒-⌒) I support Mercpa.
<ヽ｀∀´> NIDA kekekekekekeke!
( ´ω`) What's going on here. Didn't I tell you all to go home already. Junior! It's dinner time.
> http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?edit=1&tid=187155&tclass=
what am i supposed to see there?
all i get is some shitty "Login for Previously Registered BracketMaker Users" page.
＿__
く/',二二ヽ>
|l |ノﾉｲﾊ)）
|l | ﾟДﾟﾉｌ| Another battle desu!
ﾉl_|(l_介｣).|
≦ノ｀ヽﾉﾍ≧
. ミく二二二〉ﾐ
( ・ω・) *Sorry about that, I fail as usual. Here's the bracket: http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/gc-dqn/bracket1.gif *
Squeeks!
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
|: ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_ | I don't really know what's
| | whap | | going on in this thread.
| |≡ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ | | ∧_∧
| |≡（ *・ωﾒ）⊃）｀Д´> .| | ∧＿∧（・∀・ ）
| |≡/つ / ⊂ ⊂/ .| | tik ┌（´ω` ）‐U‐Ｕ┐
| | Ｒ２ １：２５ .| | ◇⊂( ) __| |
|: ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | ||―┌ ┌ _）―||. |
|:＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|＿＿＿_＿||＿(＿(＿_)＿_||＿__|＿
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
|: ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_ | Corea is superior
| | whap | | kekekekekekekekeke!
| |≡ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ | | ∧_∧
| |≡<ヽ｀∀´>⊃）*・ωﾒ） .| | ∧＿∧<ヽ｀∀´>
| |≡/つ / ⊂ ⊂/ .| | tik ┌<ヽ｀∀´> ‐U‐Ｕ┐
| | Ｒ２ １：２５ .| | ◇⊂( ) __| |
|: ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | ||―┌ ┌ _）―||. |
|:＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|＿＿＿_＿||＿(＿(＿_)＿_||＿__|＿
( ・ω・) You're simply supposed say the name of who you're voting for. Anyway, it's obvious that Mercpa won this round.
ROUND 2:
（ ｀ハ´） VS. /∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴|
DARKPA MARTY
( ・ω・) Here, this might help:
VOTE HERE: http://76lo.2.pollhost.com/
（ ｀ハ´） So far, a tie; therefore by judicial fiat I declare myself the winner of this round.
(・∀・) Darkpa throws the best parties in The Elitist Superstructure of DQN. But Marty's has the best eats. I can't decide!
(・∀・) Darkpa's parties have food though. Does Marty's food have party?
∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴
∵∴∴（ ｀ハ´） My Tanasinn is better than your Tanasinn! ∵∴∴∵∴
∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴∵∴∴
( ﾟ ヮ・) You forgot Poland
>>26
there are more than 6 votes! that means somebody must have voted more than once!
Thusly, the poll results are now void.
( ・ω・) Void my cloned ass. Darkpa's leading by 5 votes, so I'm thinking of moving on.
This proves that you made at least 5 of the votes yourself.
( ・ω・) nuh uh!
( ・ω・) besides, you'd have to go out of your way to make more then one vote. I'm not that big of a DQN to do that.
( ・ω・) Voting's closed. A WINNER IS YOU: DARKPA~!
-----------------------------（ ・∀・）Squeeks
VS.
щ(`Д´щ) WHY??? ---------------------------
http://35j.pollhost.com/ <- Cast your vote!
( ・ω・) Here's an update to the brackets:
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/gc-dqn/bracket1.gif
( ・ω・) Personally, I'm rooting for Squeeks. WHY??? is pretty cool though too.
( ・ω・) Voting's closed, AIDs in the poll, etc. A WINNER IS YOU: SQUEEKS~!
-----------------------------／ ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼ FAT!
VS.
( ´ω`) Grandpa -----------------------------
http://vvj.pollhost.com/ <- Cast your vote!
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/gc-dqn/bracket1.gif <- Bracket Update!
( ・ω・) After this, we've got Mittens Vs. Security Kitten, which I view to be a DREAM MATCH. It'll be epic..or either one of them will win by a landslide, who knows.
( ・ω・) If Grandpa wins this one, we'll have Squeeks Vs. Grandpa. That'll be quite the match, too.
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> ／ ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼ FAT! Vs. ( ´ω`) Grandpa
>
>
> Selection Votes
> ／ ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼ FAT 50% 6
> ( ´ω`) Grandpa 50% 6
>
> 12 votes total
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ I'm ready are you, nya?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You're going down, Kitten.
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Really? dang nya.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I've already killed your fighting spirit!
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Whatever nya.
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ I really shouldn't be here, I have stuff to be guarding nya.
Obviously what is needed is... FATPA
／ ´ω` ＼
／ ´ω` ＼ Hello kids! Mind sharing a couple of those snacks with me?
( ・ω・) Voting's closed. A WINNER IS YOU: GRANDPA~!
SPECIAL DREAM MATCH GRAPHIC: MITTENS VS. SECURITY KITTEN
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/gc-dqn/mittenkitten.gif
http://a6nn.pollhost.com/ <- Cast your vote!
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/gc-dqn/bracket1.gif <- Bracket Update!
( ・ω・) I figued I'd so something snazzy.
I'll need to find more proxies next time... I only voted for ／ ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼ FAT 5 times.
( ・ω・) And yet, you still lost.
( ・ω・) I'm suprised you're that devoted.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't believe only 3 people voted for me; maybe I should invade emo-kun's thread.
( ﾟ ヮ・) I'd have voted for you if I'd known when your contest was!
(´･ω･`) Grandpa won? Nyoro~n
>>52
it's okay, the third person voted 5 times
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ I'm tired of this poll crap, nya! Let's FIGHT! nya
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ I'M READY, NYA!
_〃｀ヽ 〈＿
γ´⌒´-－ヾｖーヽ⌒ヽ
／⌒ ｨ ｀ｉ´ ）; ｀ヽ
/ ﾉ＾ ､＿__￥＿_人 |
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ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ However, I must say Operation Soiled Mittens has been a stunning success～nya.
( ・ω・) Poll counts have been reset due to a NEET DQNer who's devoted to skew the results.
( ・ω・) Please vote again, everyone!
( ・ω・) Rather, vote here: http://obvl.pollhost.com/
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ You think you can stop me that easily～nya?!
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Well, you can～nya. I'm sleepy～nya.
( ・ω・) It appears that this match has not been without controversy. At first, Mittens was in the lead, but a nullpo DQN proxied Security Kitten's votes to reach 48. After restarting the votes, Mittens and Security Kitten are tied at this time.
( ・ω・) I've decided that within the case of a tie, both members will move on to the next round. However, after holding a meeting with my ...employers..., I've come to a decision. Since Mittens was originally the winner in the first poll before getting skewed results, and having both opponents tie in the second poll...
. . . . . .-drumroll-. . . . . .
A WINNAR IS MITTENS!
Feel free to release emergency mittens in celebration.
( ・ω・) CHALLENGE NEXT MATCH:
----------------------(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) DQN
VS.
i 乂-‐ －! i Rei--------------------------
http://6y5.pollhost.com/ <- Cast your vote!
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/gc-dqn/bracket1.gif <- Bracket Update!
i 乂-‐ －! i I'd like some votes to go, please.
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Sorry we just ran out of that
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) Time to get out the vote with some classic rock!
♪ ＼＼ I love myself and I want to win ／／ ♪
＼＼ BECAUSE IT'S WINTER ／／ +
+ + ＼＼ turned the vote on himself ／／ +
♪ ／ ⌒ ヽ 乃 ´⌒⌒ヽ 乃 ,.´ /V ヽ 乃 +
. + i | // ﾉ〃⌒ｿヽヽ|:| ))))).ﾉ ))(( .// + ♪
（ ヽ▼｡▼ﾊ/Ｃﾊ ﾘ（●３●ﾊ|:| ﾊ(((ﾉ●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）ﾊ_/Ｃﾊ
+ （( （つ ）::呂～(（(（つ ） 三～( （つ ）:三～( +
ヽ （ （:::::::::::ﾟ.） （ ヽ（＿＿ﾟ.） ） ） （:::::::::::ﾟ.）)）
（＿）し'￣￣ し（_＿） （(（＿）＿）￣￣ ♪
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Driver!
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) Sharp like an incisor
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) called him the kaiser
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) Rei is an idiot
〃⌒⌒ ヽ 乃
ｲ ノ⌒ｿヽ ヽ // PROXY VOTERs
ｊ（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）)ﾊ_/Ｃﾊ In the dark of night
（( （ つ ～ ） 三～/. what what what?
乂 ((⌒) ﾟ ）
（＿_） ￣￣
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） I can do that too
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========
andrey@ANDREY:~/scripts/vote$ ./vote.pl 6y5 2This is now a "Poke the DQN" thread.
ITT, we poke >>66 till he bleeds.
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Security here, nya. So someone keeps rigging the votes nya? That must suck , nya.
（*・ωﾒ） I SAY WE GO BACK TO THE FIGHTING!
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Well that's one solution, nya.
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Sorry we just ran out of that
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Also this thread always has to wait on ( ・ω・) Character Battle Host!IFBjOMrar2 to keep going, but what if he DIES??!
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ nya
( ・ω・) >>71 - Then there'd never be a winner, ending with millions of conspiracy theories as to who'd be the true winner.
( ・ω・) Poll results have yet again been skewed. Since I checked the poll this morning, DQN was in the lead by about 11 to 8 votes (and his votes are now at a reasonable 16), I declare DQN IS WINNAR! Next round:
-------------------------------( ＾ω＾）BU-N
VS.
( ・ω・) Clonepa-----------------------------
http://171.pollhost.com/ <- Cast your vote!
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/gc-dqn/bracket1.gif <- Bracket Update!
>>73 i will keep fagging your votes, i wanted Rei to win
( ´・ω・) Well, I guess we all know who'll be the winner of this round.
( ・ω・) Yknow what? I'll trade my tanasinn in just so I can have a character. Yes, all the powers of tanasinn can be yours if I'm given a character. This hosting thing just isn't enough.
( ・ω・) Better yet, I think I like my tanasinn more.
∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
74∵∴∵∴e: ⊂二二二∵∴ω＾）二∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴93-09-∵∴∵∴05:13 [∵∴∵∴
>>7∵∴w∵∴l kee∵∴ging∵∴∵∴r vot∵∴nted∵∴∵∴o wi∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵∴
homegrown memes > 2ch imports even if they're crap asses and have no character.
besides, BUN has no character either
Also, dqn's votes were rigged too, that's the only reason i started voting.
( ・ω・) >>74, to tell you the truth, I wanted a tie. I'm only giving one vote out, though.
( ・ω・) >>78 Then the poll results will never be fair. So if cheating the system is the way to go, I'll have to ultimately decide who's deserving of the winner. That, or someone would have to find a better way to determine the winner.
let's proxy a bunch of votes for alonepa so bu-n will win by default!
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ヮﾟﾐ < Security Mittens needs more screen time, nya.
～(,_ｕｕﾉ
>>66
Your votescript sucks dick, I mean cmon, my little sister could do this better than you.
( ・ω・) well, >>80, it's my opinion that'll decide everything from now on.
( ・ω・) http://171.pollhost.com/ Poll is reset.
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（ ・∀・） （ ｀ー´） （ ´∀｀） （ ﾟ ∀ﾟ ） （ ＾∀＾）
（ つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂ つ
｜ ｜ | ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃ ｜ ｜ ｜
（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ （_＿）＿） Thank you.
> （ ＾ω＾）BU-N Vs. ( ・ω・) Clonepa
>
> Selection Votes
> （ ＾ω＾）BU-N 0% 0
> ( ・ω・) Clonepa 100% 1
> 1 vote total
lolz
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and there should be at least 6 votes.
（つ つ
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（_＿）＿）
|ω･) < Did somebody vote Clonepa? Because I think somebody voted Clonepa.
>>66 or someone else: run that proxyvote script again, this shitty competition needs to die, and OP needs to find a vote script that isn't a pile of shit and restart.
also, include more characters.
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Okay, are you ready for the next round, nya?
( ・ω・) yeah, as soon as you find a reliable way to place votes.
（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）which wont happen btw, sage
oh and the tripcode is #dqndqnlol
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Okay, nya.