http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?edit=1&tid=187155&tclass=
( EƒÖE) Hello, I'm Clonepa, your host for the great DQN Character Battle (I'm the host because I desperately need a character). It appears there are far too many characters in the Elitist Superstructure, so we need to decide who is truly the greatest of them all! As you can see in the link, there's the brackets for the character battle. Please refrain from bitching about character placement, they were random.
( EƒÖE) RULES: Vote for your favorite character, right here in this very thread. We'll go one match at a time, starting from Mercpa vs. NI-DA to Junior vs. Junior's dad. Votes can go on until..oh, two days pass, I guess.
( EƒÖE) Now, in case if you suddenly forgot who all the characters in DQN were, here they are, with a brief description of them:
i*EƒÖÒjMercpa - A mercenary, highly skilled in all forms of combat.
<RMÍL> Ni-da - Keke Corean who always demands apology juice.
i@MƒnLjDarkpa - Rival of Grandpa. Once was pure evil, but now he throws awesome parties with fellow DQN members.
/戈,iEjiEjˆ| Marty - Working at a bar or restaurant alongside Rei. Has complete control of tanasinn.
„‹(`„DL„‹) WHY??? - Always asks questions, and is typically troubled by all sorts of problems.
i@EÍEjSqueeks - His name is Squeeks and this character battle sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "DQN Character Battle!!".
^@ ßÍß _ FAT - He's fat! He'll eat anything and everything! His thread is usually dead, but he's making a major comeback in the character battle.
( LƒÖ`) Grandpa - The one and only. Answers thousands of questions.
( ß ƒŽß) Mittens - Has an extreme fascination with mittens! Also has several successful threads!
Ð *L°MÐ Security Kitten - A kitten that says nya a lot. Tries to protect the superstructure, but typically isn't useful.
(iœjĪªª²iœj) DQN - An awesome musician, most notable for writing "All Alone for Christmas (as usual)". Says "DUUUURRRRR" and "under the moon loli to issho" a lot.
i @˜§-]@|! i@Rei - Owns(?) a bar or restaurant. Everything is out, don't even bother ordering food.
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( EƒÖE) Clonepa - Characterless shithead.
(EÍE) Junior - Always asks Grandpa questions.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Junior's dad - A doctor, with a great fascination for Burger King and nachos.
( EƒÖE) Round 1 will begin immediately!
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( E[E) Lies! All lies!
> /戈,iEjiEjˆ| Marty - Working at a bar or restaurant alongside Rei. Has complete control of tanasinn.
( E[E) I thought you controlled TANASINN too. Did you lose that power, Clonepa?
I kind of feel sorry for Ni Da.
I don't think he even knew this was a fight.
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((/ ƒf.ㄟ) Objection! Objection! Objection! Objection! Objection! Objection!!
<RMÍL> What's this about a fight?
<RMÍL> And what's that little homo kid crying about this time?
((/ƒf[ƒg) I wasn't forgotten, I specifically asked to be excluded from consideration
((/ƒf[ƒg) Not many people realise I'm an internet bad-ass, and I wouldn't want to hurt anyone who was undeserving.
((/ ƒf.ㄟ) I hate you all
( EƒÖE) So those are all votes for Mercpa, then.
((/ ƒf.ㄟ) No!
( Ü-Ü) I support Mercpa.
<RMÍL> NIDA kekekekekekeke!
( LƒÖ`) What's going on here. Didn't I tell you all to go home already. Junior! It's dinner time.
> http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?edit=1&tid=187155&tclass=
what am i supposed to see there?
all i get is some shitty "Login for Previously Registered BracketMaker Users" page.
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( EƒÖE) *Sorry about that, I fail as usual. Here's the bracket: http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/gc-dqn/bracket1.gif *
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( EƒÖE) You're simply supposed say the name of who you're voting for. Anyway, it's obvious that Mercpa won this round.
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( EƒÖE) Here, this might help:
VOTE HERE: http://76lo.2.pollhost.com/
i@MƒnLj So far, a tie; therefore by judicial fiat I declare myself the winner of this round.
(EÍE) Darkpa throws the best parties in The Elitist Superstructure of DQN. But Marty's has the best eats. I can't decide!
(EÍE) Darkpa's parties have food though. Does Marty's food have party?
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( ß ƒŽE) You forgot Poland
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there are more than 6 votes! that means somebody must have voted more than once!
Thusly, the poll results are now void.
( EƒÖE) Void my cloned ass. Darkpa's leading by 5 votes, so I'm thinking of moving on.
This proves that you made at least 5 of the votes yourself.
( EƒÖE) nuh uh!
( EƒÖE) besides, you'd have to go out of your way to make more then one vote. I'm not that big of a DQN to do that.
( EƒÖE) Voting's closed. A WINNER IS YOU: DARKPA~!
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@ @@ http://35j.pollhost.com/ <- Cast your vote!
( EƒÖE) Here's an update to the brackets:
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/gc-dqn/bracket1.gif
( EƒÖE) Personally, I'm rooting for Squeeks. WHY??? is pretty cool though too.
( EƒÖE) Voting's closed, AIDs in the poll, etc. A WINNER IS YOU: SQUEEKS~!
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@ @ @ @ @@ http://vvj.pollhost.com/ <- Cast your vote!
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/gc-dqn/bracket1.gif <- Bracket Update!
( EƒÖE) After this, we've got Mittens Vs. Security Kitten, which I view to be a DREAM MATCH. It'll be epic..or either one of them will win by a landslide, who knows.
( EƒÖE) If Grandpa wins this one, we'll have Squeeks Vs. Grandpa. That'll be quite the match, too.
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> ^@ ßÍß _ FAT! Vs. ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa
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> ^@ ßÍß _ FAT 50% 6
> ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa 50% 6
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Ð*L°MÐ I'm ready are you, nya?
( ß -ß) You're going down, Kitten.
Ð*L°MÐ Really? dang nya.
( ß ƒŽß) I've already killed your fighting spirit!
Ð*L°MÐ Whatever nya.
Ð*L°MÐ I really shouldn't be here, I have stuff to be guarding nya.
Obviously what is needed is... FATPA
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^@ LƒÖ` _ Hello kids! Mind sharing a couple of those snacks with me?