The bastard deserved it.
( ´ω`) Where's the free food?
(・∀・) Grandpa, it's your dad, so it's your responsibility.
(・∀・) You dummy.
( ´^ω^`) Grandpa was always a terrible son.
( ´^ω^`) Maybe he was traumatized since I named him "Grandpa."
( ´ω`) That's nice. Now get back in the coffin. You're dead, remember?
( ´^ω^`) But you mentioned free food.
( ´ω`) That would be you. Now get back in the oven!
( ´^ω^`) Now, Grandpa, didn't I teach you better than that? I told you to deep fry your meats, not roast them. Also, say please.
(^∀^) Soylent green is people.
( ´^ω^`) Screw you.
щ(`Д´щ) WHY won't this topic float properly?!?!?
( ´^ω^`) Because you saged it.