i still pwn your collective moonspeak ass
( ß ƒŽß) < Hi 4chan, would you like some mittens?
Dear 4chan:
You suck.
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sup 4chan
4chan > *
You DQN people have less intelligence than a "Chicks with dicks are for fags" Thread.
Hear ye, hear ye!
I am >>1's medieval English feudal lord.
Please excuse the behaviour of this peasant who works the
lands that I own in east Cheshire.
I didn't realise that he had escaped from the estate.
To be honest, he's not the most intelligent of my peasants.
I did try to educate him one, telling him how to use full stops
to end yon sentences, and capitalise 'I' when you are talking of yourself.
It never took, and now he just works the manure fields day in, day out.
It's a nasty life, but he is a simple man, and feels happy in his work.
So why he ran from the olde village at night and came here to
create this thread I do not know, but I apologise profusely.
He will be punished severely, forty lashes of the whip!