let's become japanese (24)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 21:30

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There are six basic requirements for standard naturalization.

1. Five years of continuous residence in Japan. Doesn't matter how many places within Japan, as long as you live in Japan for the whole of five years.
2. Be 20 years of age or older. Kind of sucks if you're living with your parents, but it shouldn't be a problem for most Japanese residents.
3. Good personal conduct. Any criminal record, even traffic tickets, can jeopardize your application for naturalization. The treatment is rather arbitrary and depends on the gravity of the offense.
4. Have means to support yourself, and your family if applicable. This means assets. Paupers cannot become Japanese.
5. Be willing to relinquish your original citizenship.
6. Respect the Japanese Constitution. No, you may NOT worship the Emperor. Smartass.

An unwritten requirement is that you must be able to read, write and speak Japanese with some degree of limited working proficiency, which shouldn't be too hard if you've been there for five years. Having a Japanese spouse also helps, but is not required.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 21:32

also plz notice the ironical language.

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 00:11

so where do i get a japanese spouse?

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 02:02

Lets Harikari.
Lets Nissan Skyline GT-R
Lets Bukkake
Lets wear a cheap rubber Godzilla costume and stomp on scale models of Tokyo.
Lets fap-pu fap-pu fap-pu

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 01:06

>>3

LoL...try eBay or something.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:47

>>3
Listen to #5, but use the bento box post as an example of what NOT to say.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 20:10

The vipper, it is?

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 01:18

There are six basic requirements for standard naturalization.

  1. Five days of continuous residence in DQN. Doesn't matter how many Threads within DQN, as long as you live in DQN for the whole of five years.
  2. Be 15 years of age or older. Kind of sucks if you're living with your parents, but it shouldn't be a problem for most DQN residents.
  3. Good personal conduct. Any criminal record, even spamming, can jeopardize your application for naturalization. The treatment is rather arbitrary and depends on the gravity of the offense.
  4. Have means to support your threads, and your family's threads if applicable. This means assets. Paupers cannot become DQN.
  5. Be willing to relinquish your original citizenship to /b/, and 4chan altogether.
  6. Respect the DQN Constitution. No, you may NOT worship Squeeks. Smartass.

An unwritten requirement is that you must be able to read, write and speak DQN with some degree of limited working proficiency, which shouldn't be too hard if you've been there for five days. Having a DQN thread, and creating a character or meme also helps, but is not required.

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 13:26

YAY! I'm a naturalized DQN now! I'm VIP QUARITY!!!

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 17:22

>>8
I am not a DQN! I owe allegience to the Elitist Superstructure and no one else!

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 18:15

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12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4876 21:56

I'm sorry to say the truth here but, fucking shit. We'll never be one.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 18:59

I MUST BELEIVE IN MYSLEF.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 19:17

こんにちわ dear friends, im glad to report it has happened.
私 am slowly transforming into the 日本人です！！。
僕の hair is starting to get more くろ and my penこ is getting smaller and grammar is getting worsening every time second. Just a 少し more and it will be tranformed to the nihon.
All is well.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 20:57

I have this fabulous interest in Korean movies, does that help?

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 22:03

>>14
Did you sit on the けん fence, and carries out and is?

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 23:33

I've eaten too much kimchi and it turned in me into a Corean-nida. What shall I do?

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 23:59

>>17 play starcraft

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 00:11

lol

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 11:20

>>14 Can あたし be あなたの友達　desu ka? Become 日本人 as well, it is. Let's Japanese togezer ね. Choosing name of exciting and fun...　鈴木綾香！　Well,bye bye.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 03:18

>>14
You must SEPPUKU.

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 20:39

Sue-goy dessne?

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:19

俺のレーザーを溜めています
NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 03:44

It carried out and was W.

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