⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ - This is Bu-n! He's trying to fly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) < Hi, I'm Mittens-san! I love mittens!
（ ｀ハ´） Darkpa here started off as an evil version of Grandpa, but these days he's content just to throw parties for people.
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i 乂-‐ －! i I am cute, that is why I am called Rei-chan
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks, and I am the admin of 4-ch.net
（つ つ People love me, and love to abuse me.
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ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) ＜ I'm Natumi. I'm Grandpa's niece by his daughter Janey.
Through the magic of collaborative narrative, I've evolved into a manipulative, murderous scheming bitch. Teehee!
( ･ิm･ิ) < I'm Frankpa. I mostly quote Zappa lyrics.
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(.｀ヽ(｀＞、 ／'''''' ''''''::::: hello im daddycool the VIPPE Rjoin my community of VIPPERS if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of VIP QUALITY ;)
`'＜｀ゝr'ﾌ＼ ＋ | （●）, ､（●）､.:| ＋ http://dis.4chan.org/vip/
⊂ｺ二Lﾌ^´ ノ, ／⌒) . | ,,,ﾉ(､_, )ヽ､,, .:::|
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＼_ ､__,.ｲ＼ ＋ ＼ ｀ﾆﾆ´ .::／ +
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( ⌒-⌒) I'm Kindness-san. I'm an asshole and a child rapist. When I am not "playing" with children, I am tormenting Mittens.
( ´ω`) - This is grandpa. He's good natured and worldly wise, but also sharp-tongued at times, and can be a dick.
( ´ω`) Haha disregard that, I suck cocks. I don't have a tripcode. That imposter can go jump in the lake and I am not a dick.
This ain't the wiki, fools.
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ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ I'm Security Kitten nya. I try and keep order in DQN but I am sadly a
～(,_ｕｕﾉ push over. ::FIRST APPEARED IN DARKPA'S GARDEN PARTY::
＿＿__＿∧∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
～' ＿＿__（ ﾟДﾟ）＜ 逝ってよし！！
ＵU Ｕ U ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
This is GIKO. He hates you.
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( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Oppai! Oppai!
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The Oppai Guy is always up in arms about something; outside that, we know nothing about him.
(´･ω･`) Shoboon~
((/ デ.ㄟ) I am William Wallace Gromit III, published author and poet, affectionately known as 'emo kid' though in all reality 'emo' is a superficial term which is a disservice to my deep, unending emotional turmoil.
. ＿＿＿ (I'm a toilet. I flush things.)
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（ ^ิ౪^ิ) I'm some character from 2ch that's appeared in the Grandpa thread a few times lately for some reason. Who the hell am I?
（ ^ิ౪^ิ) i'm a big fat butt
（ ^ิ౪^ิ) Disregard the previous post. I am in fact DDDRRrrRrrrrRrrr...
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( °3°) ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ｀｡) (☄◢д◣)☄ ( ⌒-⌒) （ *ﾟ';;ｗﾟ'） ( ﾟ∀ﾟ) ( ´_⊃｀) (｀μ´) (`Д´)
|・＿・|( =0=) ( ´・__・) （ ´∀｀）（*ﾟーﾟ）（。・_・） ( ' =_=) J( 'ｰ`)し ((/ デ.ㄟ) （ ＾∀＾）
( ･_･) ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) (´^ิω＾ิ) (`)(´) ( ・ー・) ( ｀ｰ´) ( ･ิm･ิ) <丶｀ハ´> （ ﾒωﾒ） （ ∬ω∬）
These are a bunch of guys from Grandpa threads. I'll leave it to >>26-999 to explain them!
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...but I already gave you a complete biography of myself.
( ｀ｰ´) I'm Louie. I'm a one-shot gag about some guy who wandered into Grandpa's thread looking to borrow a phone.
( ｀ｰ´) By the way, can I borrow a phone?
( ｀ｰ´) Well, can I?
( ´ω`) You better wipe that smirk off your face first.
J( 'ｰ`)し I am your MATHER. Please listen to me!
(・∀・) Grandpapa, is that really my mother?
( ´ω`) No, that's your mather. She should be teaching you advanced calculus by now.
(・∀・) ...but I haven't even learned fractions yet!
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（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole having a name thing.
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(・∀・) And hereby I name you the standard 4-ch user.
(・∀・) The standard 4-ch user fears sharp objects, so they have no choice but to.
(`Д´) My name is George. I am an infant sent from China.