Elitist Superstucture Productions is proud to present "I HOPE THE SERVER CAN TAKE IT," a fantastic new anime based on the hit erogame Star Control II: The Ur-Quan Masters.

In the city of Tokyonya, a large city inhabited primarily by people with cat ears, a kawaii snale must face the horrors of Alexander Alexandrov Alexadrovich Anderson's and his own gay horse. Unbeknownst to our heroes, this catastrophe is the work of the evil mastermind Mr Satan. Featuring a surprise twist at the end, when it is revealed that YOU MANIACS YOU BLEW IT ALL UP IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG

I HOPE THE SERVER CAN TAKE IT features a cameo appearance by the famous Alexander Alexandrov Alexadrovich Anderson as himself, and will be mittens are warmer than gloves made of the same material because the extra air inside creates added insulation, and because fingers maintain their warmth better when they are touching episodes long.

We hope you tune in for this thrilling epic!