( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!
1. If you search for emergency mittens on Google, DQN is the first hit.
2. Emergency mittens used to wipe oneself are called "shittens"
3. Mittens are warmer than gloves, but may limit what you can do with your fingers
4. You should have a pair of emergency mittens in your car if you live in a cooler climate.
5. Emergency Mittens would be a great name for a band.
6. In an emergency, stuff a mitten or hat next to your crotch.
7. I do not recommend edible mittens.
8. Mittens should be snug at the wrist.
9. People who like mittens also like invisible cities
10. Every winter, children freeze because they are not adequately protected from the elements. Consider donating mittens (in good shape) to keep their small hands warm.
11. Mitts are not quite the same thing as mittens.
12. Watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL-_qzR4tbY13. The reason mittens are warmer than gloves is because the extra air inside creates added insulation, and because fingers maintain their warmth better when they are touching.
14. Mittens do not work as well for warmth when worn on the feet. For maximum potential, I recommend wearing them on the hands.
15. You can use old mittens for dusting around the house!