(ÉE) Grandpa, is it true you saw Vasily Chapayev with your own eyes?
( L`) Indeed I did. There I was, on the banks of the Ural river, manning a machine gun. Suddenly, I see someone swimming across. His Excellency orders me, "Fire, Grandpa, fire!" Well, Junior, that was the last I ever saw of Chapayev!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DQN POSTS YOU!!!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DQN POSTS YOU!!!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DQN POSTS YOU!!!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DQN POSTS YOU!!!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAANNNND!!!!!