Let's make a DQN MANGA! (25)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 18:30

>>12 is the title
>>6,9,18 are the wacky main characters
>>11 is the basic plot
>>14 is the crazy plot twist no one sees coming
>>7 is the antagonist
>>16 is the antagonist's flunkies.

>>2 is the quality of the translation!
Let's meet up again at >>20 for a recap! WASSOHI!

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 18:31

It Kim chee Corean!

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 18:36

Let's DQN!

I'd totally fap to this, except for two things:

I'm a girl
This is not 4chan
This is a third thing, even though I said there were two

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 19:00

>>3

No girls on the internet.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 19:03

>>4
Whatcha gonna do about it, huh?

Can't stop me! Wa ha ha!

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 19:10

dongs dongs dongs

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 19:14

Lorena Bobbitt

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 05:57

>>4 I am a girl too! We are invading the internets!

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 07:51

John Bobbitt's disembodied pOnOs

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 11:05

>>18 had better not be a penis.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 11:28

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, >>1, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 11:45

Bullshido: The Way of the Scamurai

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 14:39

this post is useless

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 14:46

Lorena and John Bobbitt's disembodied pOnOs are actually SIBLINGS!

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:53

nida~

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 17:51

feminazi bloggers

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 20:22

this post is also useless

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 22:26

Ren & Stimpy!

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 22:59

>>5

What am I going to do about it? Why nothing, my dear 5. I don't need too. You see, I(and everyone else here) knows that you are either

a. lying
or
b. a trap

So, 5, I don't need to do anything. There are no girls on the internet and that's that. Good day to you.

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 23:03

>>19
But if they're a trap, then they're still a guy claiming to be a girl; and therefore lying. Do we really need to use two seperate categories here?

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 23:15

Whoops, looks like >>20 was supposed to be the recap.

Review: Bullshido: The Way of the Scamurai
A great series, though the translation is a bit It Kim chee Corean!

The story stars John Bobbitt's disembodied pOnOs, dongs dongs dongs, and Ren & Stimpy! against Lorena Bobbitt and the evil forces of feminazi bloggers.

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, >>1, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

The real suprise, however, comes when it is revealed that Lorena and John Bobbitt's disembodied pOnOs are actually SIBLINGS!

Overall rating: TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE REVIEW

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 23:40

>>19
I'm a hot girl, though.

So why do I post to DQN, you ask? Because I have nothing better to do than to spread my strange sense of humor around.

And you, my friend, need to go back to /b/, where you came from. This is not 4chan! For your convienience, I've included the link here:

http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

Or in your language, GTFO!

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 02:02

>>22 Hot girl? Pics or GTFO yourself, bitch.

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 03:14

Here's your pic, >>23-san!
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25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 03:53

He cannot go to 4chan, one must be 12+ years old to go there.

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