we insult the poster above us but avoid insults from the poster below us (95)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 00:13

whatever you guys say, I don't care

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 00:32

>>1 This thread is so lame, so I'm not going to put in any effort into responding

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 00:49

>>2 you really need to learn how to sage in times like this, like me!

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 01:25

I'm going to avoid insults by not posting.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 02:58

>>3 and >> 5 are fags and gays

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 10:50

>>5 is an artful dodger

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 12:24

>>6 is a walking freakshow, unlike me btw

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 12:48

>>7 isn't nearly as good at avoiding insults as I am.

9 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4911 13:58

>>8 hasn't managed to avoid my insult, which is you are a dick.

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 15:33

>>9 is a dick

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 15:42

>>10 forgot to put his insult shields up.

UNLIKE ME!

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 15:57

>>11's mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

My mama didn't raise no fool!

13 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4911 17:52

>>12 But she did raise a faggot!

I post on the internet, go for it.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 17:57

>>13 is a Panda

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 17:59

>>14 is the only furry on the internet, all others are actually him in disguise.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 21:23

>>15 is an expert on the subject, fortunately for us plebs

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 22:45

>>16 yes you are a plebeian, asshole.

Unlike me, and the rest of DQN, who know perfectly well where they came from.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 22:52

>>17 seems to know an awful lot about plebeians and assholes, almost as if they were subjects of special interest for him.

I'm just saying.

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 01:31

>>20 is even dumber than >>18, if that's even possible.

20 Name: 19 : 1993-09-4912 02:57

Hay guys im posting in this thread again.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:28

>>19 is an idiot

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:33

>>23 is an idiot

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 11:57

>>22 doesn't get the idea of 'poster above'

OOOHHH pleaasee don't insult meeee!!!!!

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 12:17

>>23 is a pansy

especially compared to the rest of us, right guys?

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 14:04

I don't even want to react to this guy

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 14:42

ok

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 15:42

>>24 posts as Jisaku Jien to give the appearance that no one wants to throw an insult in their direction. Unlike reasonable people such as myself.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 20:52

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29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:53

>>28 suxx at ascii art and has serious issues.

I think everyone can agree to that

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:57

>>29 I think you're a fucking idiot.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 23:32

>>30 has failed to think at all. That's obvious to everyone here.

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 06:15

>>31 did not fail to think, but thought crap anyway. As a disclaimer, I ain't gonna be insulted by anyone, just so you know.

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 11:34

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34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 16:27

I have nothing favorable to say about >>33.

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 10:52

this thread is stupid, more stupid than >>34

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 23:29

No you're stupid.

Unlike me.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 08:51

What kind of a kindergarten level insult was that?

I'm much more sophisticated. as anybody with a modicum of intelligence can see.

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 08:52

>>37 is a self-serving jackass.

Unlike me. I've even donated to a charity once.

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 11:45

Wow, donated once. that's almost a self insult you retard.

Look at me everyone! I insulted the dork above me, give me some cred!

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 15:59

attention whore, stop trying to showoff.

On the other hand, I am normal and nice person.

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 16:14

All schizophrenics think they're normal.

If you're normal, you'd be much like everyone else, like what I do!

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 16:22

the only thing you do is suck cock all day

i've never sucked a cock before in my life

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 16:36

Well, aren't you a sad pathetic girl who never gets any?

If you were attractive like me, maybe you'd get more.

44 Name: trip code!pVsNW7Hx9w : 1993-09-4919 16:44

I've got a trip code, I'm a piece of toast, LOOK AT ME!

45 Name: NIGGER!lY7MfGj/SQ : 1993-09-4920 12:15

I STOLE YOUR TV

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 14:02

>>45 is now in jail.

I'm free as a bird.

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 14:37

>>46
More like free range chook!

I put the cunning in cunninglinus.

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:09

oh wow. where to start..

>>47 has an affection to finnish software and uses derogaratory terms for asians in nonsense word combinations. Luckily, that makes it very easy for me to prove what a mentally retarded sucker of camelballs this moron is.

Now on another note I'd like to attract your attention to the beautiful background that decorates the 4-ch environment!

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:38

>>48 has all the asthetic sense of a brick.

I prefer Michelangelo.

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 06:24

>>49 likes to ponder the exposed penis of Michaelangelo's "David."

Which is okay with me, I guess, but penises aren't a subject of special interest for me.

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 12:19

Yeah, you tend to focus more on the male anus and touching of the balls.

I wish I had a cookie. :(

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 19:40

Then install a real webbrowser, fag.

jeez. get firefox like me

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:37

>>52 judges people on their their web-browsers, and is about as creative with his/her insults as a dead goldfish.

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 22:04

>>53 keeps a dead goldfish for referencing... you sick fuck..

Everybody knows ones browser is a good indicator of the personality using it!

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 02:54

>>54
Cosplays as somebody who bathes, but fails at that aspect of recreating said character.

Whereas my hygiene is just fine.

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 03:17

>>55 had to look up "hygiene" in a dictionary.

However, my knowledge of the English language is impeccable!

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 06:37

>>56 doesn't know that nobody says "impeccable" anymore unless they're a pompous bastard. Even I know that!

58 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4926 18:05

And that is all >>57 knows, the single-digit I.Q. suffering, window-licking oxygen thief.

I, on the other hand, have a 3 digit I.Q. and the charm, good looks and grace to say "impeccable" without sounding pompous.

I am a bastard though....

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 18:16

>>58 doesn't understand that being able to count your I.Q. on three fingers does not constitute a 3 digit I.Q.

Whatever the next poster posts is false.

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 18:29

>>59 is just another 4-ch emo.

Unlike me who only posts at dqn

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 20:27

>>60 is a dumbasss posting in a stupid thread, because as everyone knows you can insult any and everyone no matter who they are or what they do, unless...

I am squeeks, and if you insult me I will shut down 4-ch and dqn forever.

62 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4928 09:52

>>61 is a little girl.

I'm MODD. Nuff said.

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 11:22

>>62 is very proud of his plan pre-emptively to insult himself.

And let it be noted I find split infinitives perfectly grammatical and do not think avoiding them makes me look smart.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 12:57

>>63 is a grammarian, but >>65 is too stupid to know what is a grammarian.

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 13:30

>>64 washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Unlike myself. I prefer the term "washcloth on a pole".

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 23:08

>>65 does not see an obvious difference between his tooth brush and the toilet brush, using them interchangeably. This is the reason of your bad breath!

me, instead, I have a mouth odour like a fresh mountain view.

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 17:38

>>66's breath is chthonic- and so is >>68's.

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 07:30

>>67 just doenst know what good breath is.
>>68 doesnt know what left from up is.

69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:17

>>68 wins first prize in the Insulting Yourself in a Completely Idiotic and Nonsensical Fashion contest.

If >>70 insults me, I shall carve my name on their forehead while they sleep.

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:40

>>69 Is in the wrong thread, the attack and avoid one is somewhere else.
>>68 Really doesnt know left from up, obviously.
>>71 Is unloved by his entire family, as well as his dog.

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 19:52

>>70 is a moron for thinking he can see through me. I don't even have a dog.

Plus, >>72 loves me, right?

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 19:53

>>70 is doing it wrong.
If >>72 insults me, Grandpa will kick them in the balls.

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 20:25

( LƒΦ`) You deserve a good ballkicking anyway >>72

( LƒΦ`) Oh, and nobody insults the legendary Grandpa.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 21:04

>>73 is such a defensive ass for using Grandpa as a shield.

I am a perfectly self-confident person and your insult will have no effect on me.

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 21:52

yes it will, you insolent fag. After you heard that intelligence is related to how much your left and right brainsides are connected, you've been pushing at the sides of your head ever since. Let me tell you now, the pain you are feeling is not intelligence.

I'd like to divert everyones attention to www.wulffmorgenthaler.com

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 22:27

What a stupid website, you're such a stupid person for posting it.

I only visit VIP QUALITY sites, and there's nothing >>77 can say about it.

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 22:33

The only thing intelligent about >>76's post was his neglect to mention any websites, because anything he mentioned was sure to be idiotic and unrefined.

I visit sites with true VIP quality, like http://iiiiiiii.com.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 00:14

>>77
Fails to differentiate himself from >>76 and >>75

But im individualistic enough to create my own site which is secret and can only be found by the very clever.

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 21:14

After going to www.imsoveryclever.com it turned out that >>78 has very distastefull homosexual tendencies that should really not be kept in bits and bytes, and certainly not on the internet. I'll be kind enough not to go in detail...

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 23:06

>>79 doesn't make sense

The world will end if >>81 insults me.

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 02:50

>>80 is a doomsday cult member.

I on the other hand work for world peace and all other good causes that ensure we can all live happily ever after.

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 03:07

>>81 is a loony socialist lefty.

I on the other hand favor smart economic growth.

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 04:04

>>82's idea of "smart economic growth" means killing people and taking their money.

I would never do something so uncute!

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 05:04

>>83 is a closet pedophile who is into all that moé stuff.

I'm the partyvan.

85 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 02:21

>>84 leaks coolant, causing death to animals that wander too close to where >>84 is parked.

However, I don't have a van that leaks coolant because I repair things promptly, and replace the water pump during a timing belt service.

86 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 22:53

That's not a van you have there, fool! its a refrigerator.

I do have a van though.

87 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 23:09

>>86
Can't tell the difference between a van, an SUV, or a crossover.

I, however, can identify any vehicle easily!

88 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 23:51

Yes, >>87, especially when they're HITTING YOU, which happens frequently.

You see, you should look to both sides before crossing the street, like me!

89 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 16:59

I think its saddening how >>88 remarks seem to be even sub kindergarten level insults. I'd like to defy the part about insulting the poster above from here on and hope that at least >>89 can do so.

90 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 21:15

>>89 Is a retard for not playing by the rules and therefore trying to win at the thread.
You fail.

I never fail at the internet.

91 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 21:17

>>90 is lying.

I, however, never lie.

92 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 21:40

>>91 doesn't know enough about anything to lie convincingly.

I, on the other hand, have encyclopedic knowledge of the world, and can lie the robes off a judge.

93 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 13:53

>>92 undresses judges with his mind. How sick.

I, however, would never do that. And may I point out to >>94 that insulting me would be a waste of energy; I am far too confident in myself to care. So your time would be far better spent insulting >>92.

94 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 14:38

>>93 :P

>>96 :(

95 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 14:44

>>94 obviously tried too hard on his minimalist approach towards reactions. I'd like to give a better example with this post, thanks.

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