The opening act sucks eggs.
FREE BIRD!!! 2GET!
freebird
i might listen to that now.,..
Don't eat the brown blotters, man. That is some bad stuff.
Suddenly, hundreds of police officers appear.
shit! run...
Don't worry, they're just hear to watch.
Don't worry, they're just watch to here.
Then why are they carrying tazers and nightsticks? AND WHY ARE THEY BRINGING IN DOGS?! OH MY GOD MY LEG!
Dude. Seriously, you need to smoke a bit more weed.
You should come see what hides in that damp little space in the basement, you know, the secret room that hardly anyone has ever seen? You take left in the concrete hallway, and then enter the utility room. Standing in the door, there'll be a small wooden door to your right. Enter it.
Inside this room, you will become acquainted with the beast that consumes all god damn hippies. It is not pretty; it is huge, bulky and fat, it moans and from time to time pass some blasphemenously smelly gas, but it's worth it.
The trip of your life. I guarantee.
You go back to open the door and runaway. You twist the knob and push, the door opens halfway before hitting something that gets knocked down on the other side...
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To close the walmart you must break the mirror in the TV department. You'll never be able to do it because the walmart defends itself with shockingly low prices.