[Part 9] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:57

( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 11:53

(EÍE) 2GETing for later use!

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 02:42

(EÍE) Hey, Grandpa! Good thing we have a spare Part 9, right?

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 04:19

( LƒÖ`) That's the value of planning ahead.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 13:54

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6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 16:53

(EÍE) Grandpa, there's another Part 9 with more posts.
(EÍE) ...most of those are "lol."

(EÍE) Should we use this thread instead of that one?

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 16:58

( LƒÖ`) Yes, I think we should.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 18:38

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before plastic drawstring garbage bags?

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 21:19

( LƒÖ`) We used to...
( LƒÖ`) Damn, can't remember

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 22:15

( EƒÖE) Same thing you did before bathrooms, throw it out your window on unsuspecting people below you.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 22:29

(EÍE) Sounds like fun!

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:26

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before your threads turned to shit?

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:31

( E-E) Don't you remember Junior? You used to ask me all your questions.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:55

(EÍE) Oh, God, here he goes again...

(EÍE) The only question I have for you is "Why are you still here?"

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:56

( E-E) WAKE UP JUNIOR YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN AT GRANDPA'S FUNERAL THAT'S RIGHT HE DIED HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:56

( E-E) TAKE YOUR DAMN PILLS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:57

( E-E) Meet me at the town square at high noon. We're gonna have a duel.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:58

( LƒÖ`) Answer Junior's question on your way out, please.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:01

( E-E) Okay...a truel.

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:01

( E-E) I'm still here because I erroneously believe that my gimmick is hilariously funny.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:09

(EÍE) If we played along with your stupid gimmick, would you go away?

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:10

( E-E) Yes.

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:10

( LƒÖ`) You know, Junior, if we kill him, he'd be more likely to stay away this time.

(EÍE) I'll get your gun.

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:29

( E-E) TOO BAD YOUR GUN IS NOW MADE OF PILLS

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:31

( E-E) I know you don't have enough CTRL+V to kill me. This isn't 2-ch.

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:32

( LƒÖ`) I have the powers of CTRL+C And CTRL+V as well as the unheard of powers of CTRL+X

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 01:50

(EÍE) What was life like before Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V, Grandpa?

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 02:24

( LƒÖ`) Just a second, Junior. Hmmm... ctrl-c, ctrl-v, ctrl-c, ctrl-V.

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 02:25

@¿_¿
@( E-E)@What the hell just happened?
c(,_‚•‚•É

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 02:26

( LƒÖ`) Don't make me CTRL-X you.

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 02:45

(EÍE) wow!

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 03:09

@¿_¿
@( E-E)@Suddenly, I really, really want a carrot.
c(,_‚•‚•É

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 03:27

@¿_¿
@( E-E)@I feel compelled to overrun the Australian ecology too.
c(,_‚•‚•É

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 05:00

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35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 08:54

( LƒÖ`) My eyes hurt. Junior, mind getting me my glasses ?

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 14:25

(EÍE) Glasses? You have glasses, grandpa?

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 15:03

( LƒÖQ) The monocle, it does nothing!

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 15:50

(-œƒÖœ) These are not mine Junior. You suck.

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 22:09

( EƒÖE) Anyone see my glasses? They were just here a minute ago...

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 01:41

( LƒÖ`)‚Â-œ-œ@These are yours? No wonder they suck.

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 02:59

(-œƒÖœ) Hello everybody, I'm Grandpa. Really!

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 03:43

(EÍE) I'm not falling for that again, Clonepa!

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 05:42

(-œƒÖœ) Who iz zeese klounba?

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 05:43

(-m-) Those are actually mine, durrrrrrrr.

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 05:56

(iœjĪªª²iœjDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MY GLASSES

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 18:10

(EÍE)‚Â-o--o So is this yours, grandpa?

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 19:55

( LƒÖ`) No junior, you dont need glasses when you have alcohol.

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 20:16

(EÍE)‚Â-o--o how is this alchol?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 21:21

( E-E) And you say my plots are bad.

( E-E) ...

( E-E) ...I'm still here because I see no reason to leave yet. Hard to believe, but this thread can actually be derailed farther than it already has.

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 23:33

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before MP3 players?

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 23:34

( LƒÖ`) We used to hire brass quintets to follow us around and serenade us.

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 23:43

( LƒÖ`) Before that, minstrels would strum the hell out of their lutes and sing improvised songs of our brave adventures.

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 00:22

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was "vinyl"?

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 01:06

(^œƒÖœ) Yo, dis be RapPa, imma DJ widda bling bling PJ! I'm scratchin' da records and settin' da floah on faiya!

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 02:07

@¿_¿
@( EƒÖE)@Sorry, I unlocked the cages in the basement again.
c(,_‚•‚•É

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:04

@¿_¿
@( E-E)@Hey, bunpa.
c(,_‚•‚•É

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:11

( LƒÖ`) god i gotta fart

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:23

(EÍE) ugh...

(EÍE) ...

(EÍE) So grandpa, what was "vinyl"?

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:44

( LƒÖ`) Vinyl was what we used to wear for pance, back before the great fire.

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 04:38

@¿_¿
@( E-E)@GrandPance in a vinyl coat was a sight that made everybody stick burning candles in their eyes.
c(,_‚•‚•É

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 04:43

(EÍE) ...

( -Í-) ...

(EÍE) Was beady eyes actually funny?

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 11:00

(EÍE) I think I better go solo for a while to make sure everything goes according to plan.

(EÍE) No Junior, he was never funny.

(EÍE) Then why is he still here?

(EÍE) I don't want to know, Junior.

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 14:10

( LƒÖ`) You're making fun of me, Junior. That's not funny.

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 14:34

(EÍE) None of us have been funny for quite some time.

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 15:58

( LƒÖ`) You don't need to be funny when you're LEGENDARY

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 16:23

@¿_¿
@( E-E)@It's just Legerdemain, nothing legendary about gay magic.
c(,_‚•‚•É

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 16:42

( LƒÖ`) That's the problem right there.. Every time someone brings up that horribly unfunny lol gay magic lol crap, the rest of us have to work overtime to compensate for its thread-killing lack of the funny. It's even worse than the hard work we have to do every time you start in with that TAKE YOUR PILLS GRANDPA YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN crap.

( LƒÖ`) Beady Eyes, you are exactly what's wrong with the internet.

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 16:44

(EÍE) ...stupid rabbit. I hope a bear eats him.

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 16:46

( LƒÖ`) I'm tired of this thread. I'm going on vacation.

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70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 16:51

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71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 20:26

( ß ƒŽß) Hello, I came to look for my mittens Junior, if you know wha... OH MY GOD A BEAR! What shall a poor mittenless innocent little loli like me do in a situation like this?

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:17

( LƒÖ`) When did this thread stop being about me and start being about 4ch users airing their grievances using my face?

( LƒÖ`) Wait, is it happening right now?

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:50

(EÍE) It seems to happen every time a new college semester starts.

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:50

( LƒÖ`) Junior, we've got a mystery to solve!

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:51

( LƒÖ`) Oh, and Mittens, don't use the word 'loli' here. It's a 4chan word, and it belongs there.

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:54

( ß -ß) I thought it meant little girl...

( LƒÖ`) Sort of. It's a word used by babyfuckers to point out potential molestees.

( ß oß) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:59

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before 4ch was popular?

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 22:06

( LƒÖ`) 4-ch isn't popular.

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 22:08

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 22:47

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81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 22:55

( LƒÖ`) Nice timing, >80.

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 03:19

( ß ƒŽß) OH MY GOD THAT BEAR IS STILL AROUND! What shall a poor hymenless innocent little whore like me do in a situation like this?

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 03:39

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84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 03:40

( ß -ß) awwww...

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 04:50

( ß -ß) Get back here you stupid bear!

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 07:56

( LƒÖ`) Mittens you are a cheap little whore and you know it.

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 21:18

( ß -ß) Yet I'm not allowed to call myself a loli. Your hypocrisy astounds me Grandpa.

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 22:41

((ß -ß) Yep, Im just a gigantic cliche.

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 23:38

(((( ß -ß)))) it's getting cold in here by the way.

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 01:23

(((((((((((((((( LƒÖ`)))))))))))))))) Grandpa is evolving!

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 19:53

(EÍE) Grandpa, Let's go to the zoo!

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 20:00

( LƒÖ`) "Okay," he said, wondering where this would lead.

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 23:56

(EÍE) Grandpa, we're not in a storybook...

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 02:45

( LƒÖ`) The trip to the zoo was uneventful. The animals were generally sleepy. Junior had his half-finished box of popcorn stolen by spider monkeys, and when Grandpa saw his chance, he pushed Beady-Eyes over the fence and into the lion's cage.

( LƒÖ`) Junior and Grandpa laughed together for a long time after that.

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 02:48

(EÍE) that stupid monkey!

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 07:29

( LƒÖ`) Stupid monkeys saved my life in the war!

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 07:55

(EÍE) Tell me this story doesn't involve poo..

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 10:36

( E-E) It does, and starngely enough it looks just like Grandpa.

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 10:55

( LƒÖ`) Back in my day, we used to wing it like the monkeys would fling it.

( LƒÖ`) However, while the vast majority of us have advanced past that stage in evolution, Beady Eyes is still struggling.

( LƒÖ`) Lets all pity him for a split second, and then kick him out of here.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 11:03

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101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 11:05

( LƒÖ`) Damnit Junior, you know that you need to do that to Beady eyes. What's that faceless fellow ever done to you?

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 13:49

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103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 03:15

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104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 03:21

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105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 09:13

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106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 11:03

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107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 11:51

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108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 12:00

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109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 12:02

iEÍEj When did beady eyes grow rabbit ears?

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 12:06

( LƒÖ`) Way back around post >>32, Junior.

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 12:14

iEÍEjAnd where was I when all this happened?

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 12:19

( LƒÖ`) Well, it seems your father was right. You are on cocaine. This is an intervention, sonny.

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 18:59

iEÍEj That wasn't sugar I put on my morning coffee??

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 19:21

( LƒÖ`) These threads aren't funny anymore. I'm leaving.

|ß Bye. Don't come looking for me.

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 20:19

iEÍEj

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 20:40

iEÍEj ?

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 20:47

( LƒÖ`) I'm back. What'd I miss?

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 20:50

( EÍE) Just me being briefly confused. How was your trip?

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 21:58

( LƒÖ`) They ran out of beer. Can you believe that?

( LƒÖ`) I just wanted a sip. It's all I ask.

( EÍE) You don't have money, do you...?

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 23:05

( LƒÖ`) I told 'em to put it on my tab, but do they listen? NO!

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 23:59

( ߃€ß) Your tab is astronomical. If you put anything else on it, we will run out of digits on the calculator.

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 04:08

( LƒÖ`) It's not my fault I've lived this long!

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 11:26

( ߃€ß) But you've only been coming to my bar for 3 days.

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 14:00

( LƒÖ`) Exactly my point!

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 16:10

( EÍE) Grandpa, booze is bad for you anyway. Let's go to Rei's and get us some fountain drinks.

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 18:28

( LƒÖ`) Do they have whiskey? Bourbon? Maybe some cheap wine?

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 19:03

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128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 20:58

( LƒÖ`) Fine with me as long as it has fermented.

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 23:42

( EÍE) Grandpa, you drink pruno? I didn't know that you spent time in prison.

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 01:41

( LƒÖ`) You name it, I've served 84 to life there.

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 02:00

( EÍE) How can you serve an 84-year sentence when it's always 1993?

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 02:46

( LƒÖ`) DQN is my life sentence.

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 14:17

( EÍE) What are you in for?

( EÍE) ...

( EÍE) Infact, what am I in for?

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 14:47

( LƒÖ`) We're both in here for crimes we didn't commit, Junior. Time is short for me, Junior. Use the secret passage I've been making all these long years and escape from DQN, and seek your revenge.

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 15:04

( EÍE) ...

( EÍE) So, Beady eyes, about those pills..

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 15:10

( E-E) I'm not really into the pill thing any more.

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 18:28

( LƒÖ`) What, you found something even less funny to harp on?

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 19:26

( E-E) Chicken butt!

( E-E) .... wait I did it wrong...

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 21:13

( LƒÖ`) La! La! Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! La la!

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 23:26

(EÍE) Grandpa, I can't wait for 1993-09-5000!

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 00:44

( LƒÖ`) 5000? OH GOD... I just remembered, I'm supposed to DIE that day!

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 01:02

( E-E) I'm making a note on my calendar.

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 02:05

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144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 03:48

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145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 03:55

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146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 17:51

( E-E) I'm not staying. I'm escaping from DQN while there's still time!

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 17:57

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148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 18:05

(EÍE) Grandpa, I'm very scared.

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 18:29

( LƒÖ`) Don't be, Junior. Death is just part of life. Price of admission, don'cha'know.

150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 18:32

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151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 18:33

( LƒÖ`) See?

152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 18:38

( E-E) I'm free! Free from DQN! Bye, you fools!

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 01:34

( LƒÖ`) Don't let the door hit your fuzzy little ass on the way out.

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 03:54

( ^ - ^) OMG TEH THANKIES!!!!! BUT WHERSE TEH JUNIOR/GRANDPA YAOI?! I NEED MEH YAOI TO LIVE 4 IT IZ MY LAIF SUPPORTZ!!!! BTW MITTENS SUCKS AND SO DOES NATUMI AND THE OTHER GIRLS THAT BARELY APPEAR IN THESE STORIES!!!!!

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 04:22

(EÍE) If this is his replacement, I'll take beady eyes back in a heartbeat.

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 04:53

( LƒÖ`) I really need to replace the lock on the front door sometime.

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 05:18

( ^ - ^) HAVE GHEY BUTSEKS NAO!!!!
( LƒÖ`(EAE) OW OW OW OW OW GRANDPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 10:28

(EÍE) Grandpa, a booming voice in my head just called out and said "5 DAYS". What does that mean?

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 11:59

(EÍE) It's not cancer, is it?

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 16:38

( LƒÖ`) No, it's worse than that. It's October!

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 16:43

(EÍE) Ockwhatbur?

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 17:01

( LƒÖ`) Durrrrrr...You know, son, I looked a lot like you when I wax younger. Then Brock gouged out my beady eyes in jealousy. Ever since then, I want you to kill Brock.
(EÍE) What's this have to do with Ockwhatbur?

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 17:33

( ß ƒŽß) Roark is the new Brock!

164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 19:01

(- _ -) Ah, Grandp-
(E _ E) MY NAME IS BROCK!
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(EÍE) I killed Brock!

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 19:27

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166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 22:06

( ^ - ^) ...
( ^ A ^) DIE MITTENS!!!
( ß ƒŽß) Tie-dye my mittens?
( ß ƒŽß) MITTENS!
( ^ - ^) NOOO NOT THAT
( x - x) ughhhh the vagina has destroyed me

167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 22:54

( ß ƒŽß) ???

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 22:55

(EÍE) Grandpa, why must we freeze at home when there is so much coal?

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 00:43

( LƒÖ`) You're ould-fashiouned, Juniour.

170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:18

(EÍE) Grandpa! The voice called out again! It said "4 DAYS". I'm scared, Grandpa!

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 17:22

( ß ƒŽß) ...
( ß ƒŽß) That was me!

172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 18:01

(EÍE) Am... am I going to die? In only 4 days?

173 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 18:08

( LƒÖ`) You, me, and everyone else in this hellhole. Hope you enjoyed life so far, kid.

174 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 18:13

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before we were all going to die in four days?

175 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 18:14

( LƒÖ`) ...

176 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 19:34

(EÍE) Grandpa... I don't want to die!!!

177 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 00:07

(EÍE) The voice! THE VOICE! IT SAID "3 DAYS"! OH GOD, GRANDPA, DO SOMETHING!

178 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 01:32

( LƒÖ`) I can't. We're all going to die.

179 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 01:46

( E-E) IT'S LESS THAN 9000!

( E-E) Sheesh, get a grip Gramps.

180 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 01:52

( LƒÖ`) Weren't you supposed to be dead?

181 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 02:32

( E-E) is it time to release the mittens?

182 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 03:01

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183 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 12:15

( ß ƒŽß)@I have been released!

184 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 13:37

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185 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 19:30

(EÍE) Mittens, I want to ask you something...

( ß ƒŽß) Yes, Junior?

(EÍE) Before we all die horribly, could I, you know, have... sex with you?

186 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 20:42

(^¤^) That makes me so happy Junior!

187 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 21:37

( ß -ß) On the other hand, that's a sin and I wanna go to Heaven after the world ends.

( ß ƒŽß) So NO!!

188 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 21:38

( E-E) < I just had the strangest dream...

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 21:39

( E-E) < I dreamed we were all gonna die and somebody kicked me off a cliff.

190 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 21:45

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191 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 21:56

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192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 00:21

(EÍE) Grandpa, as you may have guessed, the voice called out again. As you may also have guessed, it said "2 DAYS". Is there truly nothing we can do to stop the end of the world? Nothing we can turn to?

193 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 00:58

( LƒÖ`) Jeez, kid. It's inevitable. Stop whining about it, you're giving me a headache.

194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 01:31

( ß ƒŽß) I know how to stop it!

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195 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 03:55

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196 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 10:05

( LƒÖ`) The rabbit's at the bottom of the ocean. Go bother him.

197 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 12:23

(EÍE) HOLY SHIT A BEAR! IS THAT HOW WE ALL DIE????

198 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 12:25

( LƒÖ`) Sure, why not?

199 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 12:30

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200 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 15:12

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before bears invaded our thread?

201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 15:12

( LƒÖ`) sigh... You're really reaching these days, Junior.

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 15:14

(@¥ิm¥ิ) Don't worry about being eaten by bears, son. It won't hurt all that much. You'll go into shock long before they really start ripping chunks of your flesh off.

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 15:15

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204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 15:34

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205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 15:34

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206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 15:49

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207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 21:14

( ß ƒŽß) ZOMG! Death by bear! I can enjoy that!

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 22:05

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209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 23:04

(EÍE) What plan? We'll all be dead in a day.

210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 23:49

( ߃Ðß) Bears? I love bears!

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 00:01

( > A <) I hate bears...

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 10:09

(EÍE) Whee! One day left!

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 10:25

( LƒÖ`) Junior, would you like some kool aid?

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 11:32

(EÍE) Drink Grandpa's kool-aid? I don't know about this.

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 13:25

( LƒÖ`) C'mon, drink it. Clonepa did, and he's doing great. See?

( xƒÖx)

216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 14:33

(EÍE) No, I'd rather be alive so I can see DQN end.

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 15:14

( EƒÖE) I'm still alive. I was just spending a little time dead for tax reasons.

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 17:02

(EÍE) I suck cocks

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 17:09

( E-E) Time to pay your inheritance tax, Clonepa. The same goes for everybody else tomorrow.

220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 18:45

( LƒÖ`) Get out, beady-eyes. Take Clonepa with you.

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 18:58

( E-E) Be patient, Grandpa. All you have to do is wait a few more hours.

222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 20:37

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223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 21:48

( E-E) Just a little longer...

224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 21:57

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225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 22:07

(EÍE) Grandpa, can tanasinn save us?

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 22:38

( EƒÖE) Well, I can't say I haven't had a good run.

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:46

( LƒÖ`) You're far too modest. You've had a terrible run.

228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:59

(;EÍE) oh god oh god oh god oh god we're doomed

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:59

( E-E) IT'S THE END

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:00

( LƒÖ`) Bring it on!

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:00

( E-E) THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION HAS COME

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:01

( LƒÖ`) Whaddya know, we're still here!

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:02

(EÍE) I knew we weren't gonna die.

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:04

( EƒÖE) B-but that was MY CHANCE!!! My chance to take the spotlight from Grandpa! Why??? WHY?!?

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:21

( E-E) I am thoroughly disappointed.

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:47

„‹(`„DL„‹) WHY did you steal my question?

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 01:11

( ß ƒŽß) What are those red lights coming from the sky?!?!

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 03:00

( ß ƒŽß) Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see!

( E-E) I'm just a poor boy, and I'm ruining the song for you

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 04:03

È_È@ ¿@
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240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 05:04

(ßÍß) It's the end of the world as we know it~

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 07:55

(ßÍß) And I feel fine~

242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 11:44

(ßÍß) End of Worlds always make me hungry for a sandwich.

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 12:56

( E-E) You've been popping the happy pills again, Junior. Your eyes betray you.

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 13:58

(ßÍß) I SEE STARS!!!

245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 13:59

(ßÍß) 5000 OF THEM!!!

246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 15:47

i ‹ ‚£ ‹ j Oh my God, it's full of stars.

247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 16:50

( LƒÖ`) Oh my God, it's full of idiots.

248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 18:03

( E-E) Ach mein Gott, ist ich fullen der drug junkies!

249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 18:17

i EÍEjWhy is it full of idiots grandpa?

250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 18:19

i EÍEjGroßvater, sprechen Sie Deutsches?

251 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 21:34

(ßÍß) Oh mon dieu, c'est plein d'étoiles !!!

252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 22:56

( LƒÖ`) Stop it, you're giving me flashbacks of WW2.

253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 23:03

( LƒÖ`) que?

254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 23:14

( LƒÖ`) nanda to?

255 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 00:35

(ßÍß) „}„€„z „q„€„s, „€„~„€ „„€„|„~„€ „x„r„u„x„t !

256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 01:04

( ß ƒŽß) Oh my God, it's full of Russians!

257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 03:36

( LƒÖ`) In Soviet Russia... what?

258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 04:02

(ßÍß) Mordor, o ho nono enter!

259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 11:11

( LƒÖ`) Speak friend, and enter.

260 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 11:49

(ßÍß) 5001: A Time Odyssey!

261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 16:06

( LƒÖ`) Who're you again?

262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 17:58

(ßÍß) A giant pretzel!

263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 20:09

( LƒÖ`) Arruckus -- men call it Doon, the Dessert Planet. It is a sugar covered wasteland entirely devoid of entrees, patrolled by a terrifying species of giant pretzel. This savage world is the setting for an apocalyptic drama. On one side is the evil baron Vladimir Hardchargin -- ruthless, voracious, extremely fat. Opposing him: Pall Agamemnides, the teen-ager who may {or may not} be the messiah. Paul's only allies are the planet's nomadic tribes, the fiercely religious, sweatsuit-wearing Freedmenmen. These forces clash in a deadly contest over Doon's one precious resource, a substance found nowhere else in the universe: the mind-altering liquid known as beer.

264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 20:12

( ß -ß) I must not have fun. Fun is the time-killer. Fun is for
inferiors, servants and the help. I will ignore fun. I will work
through it. And when the fun is gone only I will remain--I, and
my will to win. Damn, I'm good.

265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 02:46

( LƒÖ`) Man sure loves his singing.

(EÍE) Wish we did...

266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 11:26

>>257
(EÍE) Stars are full of it.

267 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 11:50

( LƒÖ`) Not too bad, Junior, not too bad.

268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 18:19

( LƒÖ`) Watch out for those sunbeams, Junior. I read today that now photons have mass.

269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 18:51

(EÍE) You mean they didn't before?

270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 18:51

( LƒÖ`) Nope.

271 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 23:08

(EƒÖE) Those photons are eating too much lately.

272 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 03:10

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273 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 14:42

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274 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 16:45

( E-E) GRANDPA THE UNIVERSE ENDED ON 1993-09-5000 SO WAKE UP AND TAKE YOUR PILLS YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN.

275 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 16:46

( LƒÖ`) Okay, before I kick you off the pier to drown your sad rabbit self again, explain to me how there'd be so much fun happening after the end of the universe. Seriously.

276 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 16:50

( E-E) um... you're still asleep.

277 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 16:57

( LƒÖ`) I have to thank you for waking me. If you hadn't shown up... my sleep... would have been eternal.

( LƒÖ`) Do you hear me, Clonepa?

( LƒÖ`) I . . . am Grandpa. I am here to send you to your ultimate fate. You'll make a fine quarry for my final hunt.

278 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 17:55

( LƒÖ`) This thread is making me wish that the world really did end on 93-9-5000.

( LƒÖ`) What a train wreck.

279 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 17:56

(LƒÖ` ) Now, follow me! To a land of alcohol! ...and peanuts.

280 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 18:12

(EÍE ) Yay, peanuts!

281 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 18:57

( E-E) I don't approve of alcoholic beverages.

( E-E) ...or peanuts.

282 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 19:25

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283 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 07:13

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284 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 11:41

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285 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 13:12

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286 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:36

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287 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:41

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288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 17:55

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289 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 18:14

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290 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 18:28

( LƒÖ`) I was afraid he'd never shut up.

291 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 19:46

( E-E) Well, continue to live in fear, then.

292 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 20:16

( LƒÖ`) How many siblings does that beady fag have?!

293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 20:30

( E-¼)] OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!

294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 00:04

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295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 02:02

( LƒÖ`) Take those foul things off before someone sees you!

296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 08:33

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297 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 08:36

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298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 13:43

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You can't see the face of God.

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299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 14:23

( LƒÖ`) Fine, but this time you're paying for the beer.

300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 14:40

( LƒÖ`)

301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 17:45

( (EÍE) )

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 21:17

( LƒÖ`) Quit staring like that. You're creeping out your grandfather.

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 21:38

(i@E-E@j)

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 22:15

(@Í@) dizzy...

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 23:28

(EÍE) nurupo

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 23:53

(EÍE) wait, who's driving?

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 00:51

<RMÍL> This is gonna hurt, nida.

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 13:23

( LƒÖ`) I'm driving. I'm always driving this thread.

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 16:20

i E-Ej Wrong. I control this thread. I CONTROL THIS ENTIRE BOARD.

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 17:05

(EÍE) No wonder DQN's gone to hell.

311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 17:47

[ ¤...¤ ] HELLO, EVERYBODY.

[@ ¤..¤n WHERE IS THAT MITTEN CRAZY ENTITY. I HAVE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO ASSASSINATE HIM BEFORE HE CREATES THE END OF THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT.

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 18:47

(EÍE) Why? 5000 came and went already.

(EÍE) ...

(EAE) Mittens is a trap?

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 19:02

[@¤..¤ n MITTENS ITSELF IS NOT A TRAP. MITTENS AS IT IS WILL ATTEMPT TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE PAIR OF MITTENS IN ALL THE EXISTANCE OF TIME.

[@¤..¤ n IT WILL BECOME SENTIENT, AND KILL EMPRESS REI, DESTROYING ALMOST ALL OTHER ENTITIES TO CREATE A NEW WORLD, A WORLD OF LIVING MITTENS.

[@¤..¤ n ONLY A FEW SURVIVED, FORMING A SMALL RESISTANCE. THEY CANNOT FIGHT FOR MUCH LONGER. THEY CREATED ME TO GO BACK IN TIME AND PREVENT THE WAR, AND THE CREATION OF THE ULTIMATE MITTEN

[ ¤...¤ n IT IS NO SECRET THAT THE MITTENS HAS AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH MITTENS. IT WILL DESIRE TO TURN ITSELF INTO A REAL, SENTIENT MITTEN. THAT IS THE END OF ALL..

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 00:42

( LƒÖ`) You dweebs are ridiculous. It's almost as if your attention spans are growing every day.

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 01:43

( LƒÖ`) As for mine...

( LƒÖ`)! Wait, what was I...

(LƒÖ` ) Oh yeah, alchol..

(LƒÖ` ) N..no wait. Zzzzzz

316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 15:51

(EÍE) Granpa, whatever happend to clonepa?

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 16:43

( LƒÖ`) I think the wolves finally ate the last one, Junior.

( LƒÖ`) Guess I'll have to whip up a new batch sometime.

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 17:28

(EƒÖE) ...im right here guys

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 19:21

( LƒÖ`) ....aaaaaand the new batch is ready.

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 19:27

(EÍE) Granpa,where are clonepas made?

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 19:35

( LƒÖ`) Quit calling me that Junior, I'm not your "granpa", I'm your grandpa. Grandpa. You can do it, it's not that hard.

(EÍE) Oh right, sorry granpa.

( LƒÖ`)

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 19:47

( E-E) So, Cramps, howzit goin?

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 20:09

( LƒÖ`) It's been a while but...



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324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 21:16

( E-E) Aww, don't be like that, homeslice!!!

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 21:30

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326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 21:33

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327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 22:02


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328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 07:05

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before this thread started to suck due to running out of original and unique content?

(EÍE) Wait, nevermind. I've already read that line... What page are we on?

329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 07:45

( LƒÖ`) The front page junior, we read this book in japanese fashion. Back, to front.

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 15:16

(EÍE) Grandpa, how complex is the new node texturing system in Lightwave 9.2?

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 15:30

( LƒÖ`) Read the fucking manual, Junior.

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 17:30

(EÍE) Where can I find a torrent of the manual?

333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 18:37

( LƒÖ`) Wherever google search results can be found junior.

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 21:53

(EÍE) Where can I find googles to get results? They do nothing, Grandpa!

(EÍE) Er, I mean Granpa.

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 00:47

( ߤß) Just passing by!
( ߤß) Is this the place where the legendary GranPops is?
( ߤß)=ü)`ƒËß) Hey GranPops! Check out my punch!
( ߤß) Okay, bye!

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 02:00

(EÍE) ...

(EÍE)=O)-E)

(EÍE) Cool.

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 02:25

( LƒÖ`) Junior, penis does not go in Beady Eyes

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 03:05

( LƒÖ`) Next time, use a knife.

339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 03:06

(EÍE) Dammit, Gramps, it's a fist. A FIST. If you weren't older than the universe I'd guess you were twelve.

340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 05:39

( LƒÖ`) You call that a fist?

( LƒÖ`)“ñœ)AE) THIS IS TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HEAD!

341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 12:23

)AE) ... you put a dent in my face!

342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 19:27

( LƒÖ`)“ñœ)AE) Here, use this to fill in the dent.

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 21:02

œ)Aœ) The sunglasses, they do nothing!

344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 22:24

(œ)Í(œ) vrooom!

345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 23:01

(œ)Í(œ) Grandpa, I have BOOBIES for eyes!

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 23:19

( LƒÖ`) who fucking cares?

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 01:05

(œ)Í(œ) The boobies, they do nothing!

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 05:27

( LƒÖ`) ...

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349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 17:30

(EÍE) DESU

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 17:39

( E-E) Sounds suspiciously like you came.

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 18:58

( 0_0) SMILE MORE, DAMMIT.

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 22:18

( LƒÖ`) Okay, nap time, kiddies.

(LƒÖ` ) Grandpa needs a drink, you see.

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 09:37

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@( E-E)‚ÂI -Cheers Cramps!

354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 09:38

@¿_¿@ U
@( E-E)‚ÂI -Damn, some glue and the glass is whole again.

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 11:02

( LƒÖ`) A wine cooler? You're drinking a wine cooler?

( LƒÖ`) What a pussy.

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 11:10

(EÍE) Fag-a-BEEFY!

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 16:55

( E-E) This is madness.

(EÍE) No, it's midnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait!

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358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:20

( LƒÖ`) You did it wrong. It should be
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359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:21

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360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:23

( LƒÖ`) Dammit! Double post!

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:27

( LƒÖ`) Dammit! Double post!
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362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 05:50

(EÍE) Grandpa, even I don't understand this thread anymore.

363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 07:07

( LƒÖ`) It will all make sense to you in a matter of...
( LƒÖ`) Well I'm not at liberty to say
( LƒÖ`)In the mean time, this is where I jack off

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364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 07:23

( E-E) It's alright Junior, you can jerk off.

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 11:44

(EÍE)... aren't you dead?

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 13:59

( E-E) I returned as your disembodied conscience.

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 14:22

(EÍE) You don't look very disembodied to me.

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 15:49

( E-E) That's from all the acid.

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 20:36

(EÍE) HOTTTT free lesbo blowjobs! anal amateur teen sex fuck...
( E-E) "lesbo blowjobs?" What?

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 22:04

(EÍE) Becuase his name is Jack Lesbo.

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:26

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372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 19:55

(EÍE) Grandpa, why I have no friends coming to my house any more?

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 21:41

( ß ƒŽß) GrandPa won't kick me! He thinks I'm a good influence on you, Junior. Do you want to fuck?

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 22:22

(EÍE) Grandpa, why are all the people coming to our house complete idiots?

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 23:36

( LƒÖ`) Because you want Mittens.

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 01:55

(EÍE) ???

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 03:57

(EÍE) Grandpa, Jimbo Whales seems pretty cool.

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:09

( EÍ( > ƒŽ<) Oh, disregard that.

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:08

( LƒÖ`) Aimai centi sore puni-tte koto kai? Cho!
(EÍE) Wrapping ga seifuku lovery-tte koto nai? Boon!
i E-EjGanbacchau yatyattyau?

( ß ƒŽß) Sontokkya chanto release yo I say (Hoo) I say (Hoo) tanima ni

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380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:08

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381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 01:45

( LƒÖ`) ...and that was the exact moment people stopped caring about my threads.

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 08:41

i E-EjYou mean we cared to begin with?

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 12:53

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Hey, daddy-o. I'm just gonna chill here for awhile if that;s cool with you dudes.

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 12:59

( LƒÖ`) It's all yours. I hear my old friend alcohol beckoning again.

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385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 14:30

( E-E) Oh, the old leaving to get drunk gag, yeah that's breaking new ground there.

( E-E) I try to bring fresh new material to this thread and am tormented for it, but good ol' gramps can do the same crap over and over and over and over and over and over and over and the people love it.

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 14:30

(EÍE) Your "fresh new material" sucked ass, you dipshit.

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 18:29

( E-E) Did not! That whole "Wake Up, Grandpa" bit would have been hi-fuckin-larious if you buttscratchers had played along!

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 18:34

(EÍE) Did you clear it with the Grandpa Thread Oversight Committee?

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 18:36

( E-E) GTOC wouldn't return my calls.

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 23:38

(EÍE) Not surprising. You're non-union, so you're nothing.

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 03:21

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392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 07:49

( ಠmƣ) I say, get back to the pub and bring me my Daiquiri Grenadine, wench.

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 00:40

( LƒÖ`) I leave to get drunk but it turns out I have to babysit you guys after all.

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:45

( Ü-Ü) Ahhhhh, the fetid stench of thread failure brings me back into existence once again!

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:46

( E-E) Back off! The elders said I get to ruin this thread!!

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 22:44

( Ü-Ü) Beady eyes.... you have no friends.

397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 22:50

( E-E) Well, your farts smell!

398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 02:55

( Ü - Ü ) JIGGLYPUFF IS EVOLVING

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 19:38

( LƒÖ`) 399

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 19:39

400-
( LƒÖ(EÍE) 400 GET!!

(EÍE) Haha, pwned you, Grandpa! PWNED!11

401 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5020 19:46

( LƒÖ`) Junior, stop hanging out with the retards at school. They're obviously a bad influence.

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 20:27

(EÍE) woh carse kan u giev SOJ

403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 21:59

Here's your SOJ unf unf
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404 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5021 04:00

(EÍE) U HAV SOJJJJ

405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:16

( LƒÖ`) 404, English not found.

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 15:21

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before Diablo II?

407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 17:00

( LƒÖ`) Life? No life existed before Diablo II.

408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 18:56

(EÍE) Then how did they make Diablo I?

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 18:59

( LƒÖ`) That's not my question to answer.

410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 19:01

(EÍE) ...

411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 19:49

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before Time Cube?

412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 20:48

( LƒÖ`) Everyone else was educated stupid. Almost as stupid as you, Junior.

413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 21:24

(EÍE) wow...

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 05:52

(EÍE) What was life like before I was stupid?

415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 06:23

( LƒÖ`) I didn't have to answer stupid questions.

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 06:54

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before stupid questions?

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 07:20

( LƒÖ`) ....

418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 13:27

(EÍE) ....

419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 14:26

( LƒÖ`) ....

420 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:34

i E-E) ...

421 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:53

(EÍE) BOOM!

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 16:58

( LƒÖ`) Go to your room.

423 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:04

i E-E) BOOM SHAKA LAKA

424 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:21

( LƒÖ`) Get out.

425 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 18:30

( E-E) awwww...

(E-E )

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426 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 19:48

( LƒÖ`) I swear to god that kid was dropped on his head.

427 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 22:35

|-E) ...........................

428 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 22:51

( LƒÖ`) And what kind of 8-year old still wets his bed?

429 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 22:54

DRAMA! \(@L[M)ƒm

430 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 23:19

|-E) ,,,I'm sorry Cramps, so come change my sheets

431 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:52

(EÍE) Change your own sheets, bladder captain.

432 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 15:57

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433 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:05

( E-E) I'm actually Clonepa.

434 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:06

( LƒÖ`) Why am I not surprised?

435 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:11

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

436 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:12

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

437 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:13

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

438 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 16:20

i E-E) Amazing work there, Junior. If I had to select 3 posts that summed up your life entirely, it would be those ones.

439 Name: : 1993-09-5026 17:15

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

440 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 20:42

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa, what was life like back when this thread wasn't legendary?

441 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 20:51

i E-E) You should do something about your Alzheimer's, Cramps.

442 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 15:18

(EÍE) Don't ask the same stuff four times in a row, Junior.

443 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:11

( LƒÖ`) Sorry, Grandpa. It won't happen again.

444 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:32

( E-E) ... You guys are messing with me, right?

445 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:33

(EÍE) Who's that calling? Why, it's my old friend alcohol!

|œc

446 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:34

( LƒÖ`) Can I have some?

447 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 16:34

|ÍE) No.

|œc

448 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 19:43

( LƒÖ`) You're so mean!

449 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 20:18

( LƒÖ`) Alright Junior, jokes over.

450 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 21:03

( LƒÖ`) It's time for everyone to take their pills.

451 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 21:30

( E-E) .......somethin's not right here.

452 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 21:37

( E-E) Grandpa! What should I do if I'm inspired by a sudden need to read up on ancient history?

453 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 23:47

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa's gone drinking.

( LƒÖ`) Maybe you should try the internet.

454 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 03:13

( E-E) You people are just trying to chase me off again aren't you.

455 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:23

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456 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:27

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457 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:54

(EÍE) ... are we done?

( LƒÖ`) Yeah, he's in the tree.

458 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:55

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before Beady Eyes?

( LƒÖ`) It was heavenly, my beloved grandson.

459 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 16:08

( E-EjBut didn't we have Clonepa back then?

460 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 16:18

|ƒÖE) Psst, I'm still here.

461 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 17:42

( LƒÖ`) What's all this "we" business, rabbit boy?

462 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 19:37

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa, what was life like before rabbit boy ?

463 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 19:47

(EÍE) We used to frolic all day, and nobody tried to drag us into a stupid "you forgot to take your pills wake up" bit.

464 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 20:10

( LƒÖ`) Those sound like good times, Grandpa.

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 21:12

( E-E) That's not fair. I gave up the pills gag a long time ago!

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 21:47

( E-E) Besides, Junior, you should treat me better. I'm your grandpa, after all.

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 22:21

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa, what was life like before you became such an annoying little beady eyed fuck?

(EÍE) Yeah, what was it like Grandpa? What was it like???

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 22:48

( LƒÖ`) Looks like somebody's losing their temper!

( E-E) Don't take the internet so seriously, kid!

(EÍE) It's not good for you!

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 22:58

( LƒÖ`) Hang on a moment, did we skip a page?

( LƒÖ`) Stupid script. Page 47 is missing. No wonder we all sound like idiots. Especially you, Beady eyes.

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 23:59

( E-E) Sorry, what's my motivation here?

471 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 02:09

>>467
>>468
>>469
(EÍE) Jisaku Jien!

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 13:45

( LƒÖ`) Gesundheit. That's a nasty cold you seem to have there.

473 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 14:06

( E-E) Yeah, Junior. You should take these pills!

474 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 14:58

(EÍE) Okay!

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:02

( LƒÖ`) Don't do it, Junior! Those are POISON pills!

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:20

( E-E) ...

( E-E) dammit.

477 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:23

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) They sure are ...

((/ ƒeƒŽㄟ) They make me HAPPY! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:57

( E-E) They certainly did a number on your face.

479 Name: : 1993-09-5029 18:52

(^_^) I love you guys!

480 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 21:00

( E-E)‚Âo Here's a pill to cure your faggotry.

481 Name: : 1993-09-5029 21:06

(^_^) I'm not homosexual. I love you! I never said I fancied you. You look good, I guess. But I love you as a friend or family, not a lover.

482 Name: : 1993-09-5029 21:07

(^_^) I'm just so filled with love! I feel serene and at peace with myself, and a great love for most living beings!

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 21:18

(EÍE) Wow ...
(EÍE) I'll have what he's having!

484 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 22:13

( E-E)‚Âo That will be ’499

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 22:22

(E‚`E) You mean ’4.99, right?

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 23:53

( LƒÖ`) Junior, when beady eyed people offer you pills, what do you say?

(EÍE) "Look here, brother. Who ya jivin' with that cosmik debris?"

( LƒÖ`) That's my boy...

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 21:20

( EƒÖE) Grandpa, help me ! I'm aging at an abnormal speed !!

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 21:40

( LƒÖ`) Oh, shut up, Clonepa.

489 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 02:15

( EƒÖE) I've seen things you...
( LƒÖ`) ...wouldn't be- arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggh
( xƒÖx) -kaff-

( LƒÖ`) Hehehehe... four thread lifespan wins again!

490 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 02:18

(EÍE) No wonder they don't have any personality.

|EƒÖE) Hi, I'm Clonepa. How may I serve you today?

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 02:43

( LƒÖ`) Hi, Clonepa. Do me a favor and drag your predecessor's corpse out to the dog warrens, okay? Thanks.

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 02:57

(EÍE) Take Beady-Eyes with you!

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 04:18

( EƒÖE) Can't you guys just sweep him under the rug or something?

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 09:08

( EƒÖE) Oh god what's happening to me
( LƒÖ`) blaflahrgmghmhamh
( xƒÖx) -kaff-

(EÍE) Grandpa I'm getting worried.

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 10:05

( LƒÖ`) I'd better go check the clone vats.

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 19:22

( E-E) You'll have to put new genetic material in, the old stuff is getting exhausted.

497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:12

( LƒÖ`) That's a good idea.

( LƒÖ`) Junior? Bring me Beady Eyes' head in a bucket, will you?

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:13

(EÍE) Woohoo! I'll get the chainsaw!!!

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:14

( E-E) ....

|œc gottagolefttheovenonbye!

500 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:15

( xƒÖx) ...
( EƒÖE) Did it work?

501 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 23:45

( LƒÖ`) Oh god, the central server reactivated all of them. If they find their way back to the surface, we're all doomed.

( LƒÖ`)

(LƒÖ` ) Well'p, nothin' a few beers can't fix.

502 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 00:07

ƒ°(EƒÖE ) Woah! This might be trouble.

|ƒÖE) Is this the surface?

(EƒÖE )

(EƒÖE ) I'm not sure whether I should be frightened or ecstatic.

503 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 01:49

( LÍ`) Gramdpa, my eyes! YOU STOLE THEM HOW DARE YOU!

504 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 03:23

|ƒÖE) You can have ours if you like.
|ƒÖE) You can have ours if you like.
|ƒÖE) You can have ours if you like.
|ƒÖE) You can have ours if you like.
|ƒÖE) You can have ours if you like.
|ƒÖE) You can have ours if you like.
|ƒÖE) You can have ours if you like.
|ƒÖE) You can have ours if you like.
|ƒÖE) You can have ours if you like.
|ƒÖE) You can have ours if you like.

505 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 07:28

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506 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 08:32

|ƒÖE) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ƒÖE) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ƒÖE) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ƒÖE) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ƒÖE) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ƒÖE) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
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|ƒÖE) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!
|ƒÖE) Fresh Genetic Material! Get him!

507 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 09:28

(EƒÖE ) ...

( EƒÖE ) After seeing these guys, I'm starting to understand why everybody calls me a crapass.

508 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 13:00

( EƒÖE ) Every single one of us forgot to wipe this morning.

509 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:20

|ƒÖE) Would you like to wipe it for us?
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510 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:39

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511 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 17:07

( LƒÖ`) Oh, great. Now my basement lab is full of half-grown Clonepa slugs.

( `ƒÖL) And what peabrain let Buun pollute the DNA samples??

512 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 17:39

(EÍE) Hey Grandpa, what do you think of my science fair project?

513 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 00:45

( LƒÖ`) Sucks. I'm telling your parents to pull you out of school.

( LƒÖ`) I'll have 'em put you in the army too. That's the only REAL education out there.

514 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 04:12

(EÍE) Can I just join the Clonepa army and stay home and play video games all day?

515 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 16:20

( LƒÖ`) zomg j/k lol

516 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 17:13

( LƒÖ`) Err, excuse me, had something in my throat.

517 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 18:44

(EÍE) Yeah... sure.
(EÍE) So can I just clone Joinpa and play home and stay video day all games?

518 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 22:35

( LƒÖ`) Junior, in my games we did not have home dayspa.

519 Name: : 1993-09-5034 01:53

(◕ ◡ ◕) I like video games and spas.

(◕ ◡ ◕) I also like the scent of your spicy brain.

(◕ ◡ ◕) Harvesting organs from carcasses is yummy!

520 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 04:59

( LƒÖ`) Go back to your fat-ass brother. He has more bulk...
(LƒÖ` ) ...of fat that is.

521 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 05:22

(EÍE) RAW

(EÍE) IS

(EÍE) JUNIOR!!!

522 Name: : 1993-09-5034 11:58

(◕ ◡ ◕) You look delicious. I think you would taste good with some oregano and thyme.

523 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 14:19

(EAE) Grandpa, is Mr. McMahon really dead?

524 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 12:48

( LƒÖ`) I haven't heard back from my agents about Mr. McMahon's true fate yet.

525 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 12:49

(◕ ◡ ◕) Oh, my gimmick is being a cannibal, for those who hadn't picked up on it yet.

(◕ ◡ ◕) Will the madcap hilarity never cease?

526 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 14:23

( LƒÖ`) Goddam. How many gimmick characters are in my threads now?

527 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 14:45

(◕ ◡ ◕) And there's another thirty backstage.

(◕ ◡ ◕) Uh, I mean 29.

528 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 14:59

(◕ ◡ ◕) 28, that is ... no, 27 ... stage whisper: Damn, what's killing them off back there?

529 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 18:22

i@MƒnLjI wouldn't know. It sure is a tragedy though. Yup.

530 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 20:45

(EÍE) OH I GET IT HA HA HA HA HA HE'S EATING THEM HA HA HA

(EÍE) I miss the early Grandpa threads.

531 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 22:58

i*EƒÖÒjNow where did I leave that nuclear missile launcher? Iraq, maybe. I'll take care of this in a few minutes.

532 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 23:28

(EÍE) Dear Grand Father. I've a question arriving as bogging to my maturing mind as of late. Yes, it is indeed regading that woman.
Granpa, if I may so call you since I have of no other kinsmen to entrust a question so bold - being the fragile creature I am - are you in truth actually an uncouth- I mean, untouched one. In essence, simply put, a virgin?

Sincerely yours, Junior.

1993-09-5035

533 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 06:24

( LƒÖ`) Dear young Junior, as a response to your eloquent question you have recently asked me, regarding my virginity...I'll provide an answer which may not directly addess the question, but it will hopefully satisfy your curiosity nonetheless.

Frankly, you and your father were an accident.

Get me a goddamn beer, Grandpa.

1993-09-5036

534 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 11:07

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) In fact, Mom said she should have swallowed you.

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Sweet dreams!

535 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 11:46

i*EƒÖÒj I found my nuker in the depths of a secret prison slash concentration camp in Slovakia. Now where's that maneater?

536 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 13:12

(◕ ◡ ◕) I'm right here, sweetmeat. Come to daddy!

537 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:22

( LƒÖ`) There will now be a short intermission while the poster playing Mercpa in this little drama furiously hunts for the right bazooka-firing AA to post.

538 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:23

(EÍE) I'm gonna go get some popcorn!

539 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:55

( E-E) I have this book on ancient history to read.

540 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 23:09

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Who's up for Burger King?

541 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 00:20

(EÍE).... Don't you ever shave your eyebrows, old man?

542 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 01:21

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I had the upper pair plucked out after high school.

543 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 01:34

( LƒÖ`) You should have seen them. They went all the way to his ears!

544 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 02:00

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545 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 15:18

( Ü-Ü) I'm back from my meeting with the National Alliance to Advance the Acceptance of Fat People, and I must say, I am appalled with how the WeightPlus people are treated here.

( Ü-Ü) We're BIG, We're BEAUTIFUL, and we're IN YOUR FACE.

546 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 16:26

(EÍE) You're so big you're in everybody's face.

547 Name: : 1993-09-5037 23:17

(◕ ◡ ◕) ...

( ◕ [ ◕) ...Delicious junk food...must...resist...

(◕ [ ◕ ) ...

(@ ◕ o ◕( Ü-Ü) GET INTO MAH BELLY!

548 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 00:06

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549 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 00:15

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550 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 00:26

And now we return to the Grandpa thread, already in progress

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551 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 05:32

( EƒÖE ) You aren't needed here, Mercpa.

552 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 09:56

i*EƒÖÒj Saying that to a guy firing a nuclear missile gattling gun... I like your guts, kid.

553 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 10:40

( EƒÖE) Wait, Mercpa, I've thought of a use for you after all...

( EƒÖE) Can you please wipe my ass?

554 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 13:08

( *EƒÖÒ) Kid, I didn't trudge through mudsoaked minefields and put my life on the line every payday just to wipe some clone's ass. Do it yourself.

555 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 13:15

(EÍE) Will you wipe my ass?

556 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 13:16

( *EƒÖÒ) Yeah, okay.

557 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 14:09

|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?

558 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 14:37

( LƒÖ`) In my time if any one was trying to force a meme, they'd hang him.

( LƒÖ`) ah I miss those days

( LƒÖ`) almost got killed once for it.

559 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 15:14

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before forced memes?

560 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 17:23

( LƒÖ`) People had to constantly come up with new, original ways of being funny.

( LƒÖ`) It was exhilarating, but difficult to keep the momentum going.

561 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 05:30

(EÍE) Grandpa, are imageboards forced memes?

562 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 11:35

( LƒÖ`) Yes. In my day, we had ASCII porn and we liked it. That was my first exposure to Sailor Moon, you know. Ami-chan~

563 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 17:56

(EÍE) Why does Clonepa creep me out, grandpa?

564 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 18:03

( LƒÖ`) You have his eyes, Junior.

( LƒÖ`) ...don't read too much into it.

565 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 18:57

(EÍE) ... what else of his do I have?

566 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 20:38

( EƒÖE ) When you get a little older, you'll develop my manboobs too.

567 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 00:04

(EÍE) Well, at least I'll have something to play with all day.

568 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 04:58

(EÍE) (EÍE), (EÍE) (EÍE) (EÍE) (EÍE) (EÍE) (EÍE) ?

569 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 11:22

( LƒÖ`) You talk about yourself too much, Junior. Let someone else speak once in a while.

570 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 11:51

( EƒÖE) Yeah, I wanna speak now, guys.

571 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:23

( EƒÖE) Ahem...

( EƒÖE) Whanne that Aprille with his shoures soote

( EƒÖE) The droughte of March hath peer--

( LƒÖ`) Okay shut up now.

572 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:30

(EÍE) Grandpa, if I walk without rhythm, will it attract the worm?

573 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:31

( LƒÖ`) Precisely the opposite. However, if you walk without rhythm, you'll never learn.

574 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 18:35

( ß ƒŽß) The Tone of my Voice!!!

575 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:42

( *EƒÖÒ) Is it time to teach Junior the Weirding Way?

576 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:43

( LƒÖ`) No. The little zit's afraid of the gom jabbar test.

577 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:04

(EÍE) ... my hand was on fire.

578 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 02:55

( *EƒÖÒ) Hey (◕ ◡ ◕), why are you trolling 4chan? Stop breathing, you're polluting the environment.

579 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 03:05

(EÍE) ... the gom jabbar test.............
etou....

580 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 03:45

( *EƒÖÒ) Our fathers ate manna in the desert,
In the burning place where whirlwinds came,
Lord, save us from that horrible land!
Save us, Oh-h-h-h save us
From that dry and thirsty land!

581 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 04:56

(◕ƒÖ◕) Oh-h-h-h save us!

582 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:46

(EÍE) save u- wait, what were we talking about again?

583 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 13:55

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before this thread turned to shit?

584 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 14:24

( LƒÖ`) I don't remember. It's been too long ...

585 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 17:09

(EÍE) Grandpa, what ex-professional wrestler is going to run for office this time? Macho Man for president?

586 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 17:17

( LƒÖ`) Hulk Hogan has my vote, whether he runs or not.

587 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 19:04

( EƒÖE) Jesse Ventura

588 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 14:52

( LƒÖ`) ...

589 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 14:56

( ˣƒÖˣ) ...

590 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 16:15

( L߃Öß`) ... suddenly, I have this intense craving for brains.

591 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 16:20

( E-E) Well, you're not going to find any in DQN. I'm the smartest pers-

( E-E) Quit looking at me like that.

592 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 19:24

( L߃Öß`) Come here little rabbit...

593 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:11

( EƒÖE) No eating until you've wiped my ass, Grandpa. You promised!

594 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 01:11

( L߃Öß`) ..?
( `ƒÖ==ƒÖL)
( LƒÖ`) I promised no such thing, vat boy.

595 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 15:38

( EƒÖE) Fine. I'll just scootch along the living room carpet until I'm clean.

596 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 15:39

( LƒÖ`) And lose the last defining quality of your character in the process? Sure, go ahead.

597 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 20:19

( EƒÖE) I'm so conflicted. Torn even. This is torture of the highest degree.

598 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 17:32

(EÍE) I'm somehow confused about Clonepa's sudden liking for shit...

599 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 19:13

(EÍE) I thought his beady eyes and annoying personality were his defining qualities.

600 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 20:51

( EƒÖE) My biggest defining quality is my lack of any real defining qualities.

601 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 03:16

( LƒÖ`) You remind me of me when I was no age.

( LƒÖ`) ...now get the fuck out. You too, beady eyes.

( E-E) Oh you.

602 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 07:04

(EÍE) Grandpa, why are you talking to your beady eyes sock puppet like it's a real person?

603 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 13:04

( LƒÖ`) ( E-E) Because I'm a big dumb poopoo head and I smell. Also I suck.

604 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 13:58

( E-E) Sigh... if only you'd taken your pills when I asked you to...

605 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 14:13

( LƒÖ`) ( E-E) "I really need to shut my stupid mouth."

606 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 16:38

( EƒÖE) You're pathetic, grandpa. Look who's crap-ass now...

607 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 16:59

( LƒÖ`) ( EƒÖE) "Boo hoo hoo I can't wipe my own ass boo hoo hoo"

608 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:00

(EÍE) How many of those puppets do you have, Grandpa?

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:02

( LƒÖ`)(EÍE) "I dunno lol"

610 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:18

<˜¤MÍL> Oooh! Do me next!

611 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 17:44

( LƒÖ`)<˜¤MÍL>"I DEMAND APOROGY JUICE-NIDA"

612 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 19:14

( ☼ƒŽಠ) I demand Milk-Plus Synthemesc for me and my three droogs, my dobby chelloveck!

613 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 19:42

<˜¤M„tL> Was it really necessary to stick your hand up my butt?

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 22:04

( LƒÖ`) Yes. Yes it was. If you don't want it to happen again, you'll get out of my house right now.

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 05:29

( EƒÖE) ( EƒÖE) "Haha! Look who's crap-ass now!"

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 07:35

i⊺⁰„DßjAs a staunch grammarian, I find this thread eminently distateful and morally repugnant.

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 12:16

( LƒÖ`) i⊺⁰„Dßj "Oooo, I'm so hoity toity."

618 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 17:10

( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.

619 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 19:47

( E-E) That isn't saying much when your time was several hundred years ago.

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 20:53

(EÍE) 2GETing for later use!

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 21:10

i⊺⁰„Dßj Time...

i⊺⁰„Dßj Time is the fire... in which... we burn.

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 00:13

(EÍE) Grandpa, tell me a story!

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 04:43

( LƒÖ`) Alright, you toddling sapling, but off to bed after that.

( LƒÖ`) Once upon a time long, long ago there lived a handsome, stunning, powerful, rich, intellegent, clever king named Gilgamesh.

( LƒÖ`) Gilgamesh loeved golds. His subjects knew his loev for golds so they brought him lots and lots of golds for presents. The people were happy because Gilgamesh got his golds. His treasury sparkled and glittered like the sun itself with only the flicker of a candle flame.

( LƒÖ`) Even though there is never enough golds, to repay his people he invented a new fun sport. This sport would eventually be named polo. But he played it in a more different and awesome way. Instead of horses people would ride piggy-back. And instead of mallets the players would hit the ball with sticks for a higher, more extreme oldskool challenge rating. He would even occasionally help out newlyweds on their wedding night until his good buddy Enkidu let on that was a faux pas.

( LƒÖ`) And that's how people-polo was invented. Now go to sleep.

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:23

(EÍE) I thought Gilgamesh fought the monster Humbaba with his friend Enkidu with some help from Shamash.

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:31

( LƒÖ`) Your parents lied to you.

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 19:25

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Stop lying to my kid, dad...

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 20:29

(EÍE) Grandpa told another one of his stories again?

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 05:07

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) He once told me about the birds and the bees...

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) He got it wrong and out came you.

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 14:35

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) One could say you were carried out and was wrong.

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 15:19

(EÍE)

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 15:28

( LƒÖ`) www

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 17:32

( LƒÖ`) One could, could they? Well aren't you clever.

( LƒÖ`) Maybe you'll tell me aboutæˆæTˆæˆæˆaæˆæˆnæˆæˆæˆæˆsæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆnæˆ

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 17:40

(*¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I would prefer not to.

634 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 17:42

( LƒÖ`) Whatever, Bartleby.

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 18:07

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you related to Dennis Miller?

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 01:41

( LƒÖ`) No, but I am as old as his act.

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 04:56

(EÍE) Grandpa, how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 05:15

( LƒÖ`) If he's already a man before he walks them, I would say none.

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:56

(⊺œ„D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

640 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:56

(⊺œ„D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 09:23

( LƒÖ`) (⊺œ„D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes Double-Posting in Threads on the Front Page". My double-post duty is now complete. Thank you.

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 09:26

(EÍE) Damn, Grandpa. Where'd you learn to make sock puppets so fast?

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 09:26

( LƒÖ`) Wikipedia, of course.

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 10:43

(EÍE) Grandpa, why do you have so many unused threads?

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 11:16

( LƒÖ`) I like new clothes, Junior.

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 15:44

@¿_¿
@( E-E)@If you didn't shit up your threads so often, you wouldn't need so many.
c(,_‚•‚•É

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:18

( LƒÖ`) ( E-E) "I need to make like a tree and painfully rot for hundreds of years before finally exhaling my final breath."

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:27

( LƒÖ`) So.. Junior. When was the last time you actually asked a question?

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:36

(EÍE) Post 644, Grandpa.

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 05:40

(EÍE) Say, Grandpa, do you like Marimite?

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 06:09

( LƒÖ`) Oh I love Marmite. It's an aquired taste alright, but it's delicious on black and blue kangaroo.

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 06:10

(EÍE) ...I was talking about the anime, Grandpa. And aren't kangaroos endangered?

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 12:53

( LƒÖ`) Anime is garbage, boy. You should be watching Animal Planet.

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 12:53

( LƒÖ`) Those meerkats crack me up.

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 21:09

(EÍE) Anime is just too high-minded for you, stupid baka.

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 21:12

( -ƒÖ-). . .

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 00:27

( LƒÖ`) desu desu desu desu desu

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 00:32

(EÍE) You're not having a stroke, are you Grandpa?

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 00:47

( LƒÖ`) DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 01:25

( oƒÖ‹) DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 01:54

( ◦Í◦) Oh no! I'll call for an ambulance...!

(◦Í◦ ) ...right after I check my inheritance in his will!

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:04

( LƒÖ`) Sorry, sometimes that ol' plate in my head picks up radio waves.
(LƒÖ` ) ... Inheritance?

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:29

Ð*ß°ß) Did someone say inheritance?

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:30

( LƒÖ`) I'm curious about that myself.

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 05:47

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) The only thing anyone's going to inherit from him is his bar tab.

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 06:43

@@@@@@@THIS SUMMER...
( LƒÖ`)=================

GRANDPA WILL...
=================(EÍE)

@@KILL JUNIOR.

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 07:32

(EÍE) Bring it on, old man!

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 11:42

( E-E) Directed by Quentin Tarantino, and featuring Samuel L. Jackson!

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 12:48

(EÍE) Staring Giko as Junior!

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 13:26

@@@@@@@THIS WINTER...
¼“ñ( LƒÖ`)“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ½

GRANDPA WILL...
¼“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ(EÍE)“ñ½

@@ BU-N JUNIOR.

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 15:14

@@@@@@@THIS SUMMER...
( LƒÖ`)=================

GRANDPA WILL...
=================(EÍE)

@@*__GET HEATSTROKE.__*

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 15:53

@@@@@@@THIS SUMMER...
( LƒÖ`)=================

GRANDPA WILL BE...
=================(EÍE)

@@Tˆæˆæaˆæˆænˆæsˆæˆæn

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 18:56

@@@@@@@THIS SUMMER...
( LƒÖ`)=================

GRANDPA WILL...
=================( oƒÖ‹)

@FORGET TO TAKE HIS MEDICATION.

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 23:00

( LƒÖ`)( oƒÖ‹) "oh i forgot to take my medicine oh ho ho this is so funny it's absolutely hilarious come on guys laugh hahahaha come on guys"

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 23:38

( E-E) Dude that's killer!

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 05:41

( xƒÖx)

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 06:29

( LƒÖ`) What was my name again?

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 13:51

(EÍE) Junior, stop playing around and do your chores.

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 15:12

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| ~-.._
| . . \
| / DITTO used TRANSFORM!
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| |
| \
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( LƒÖ`) Hello, kids.

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 17:00

( LƒÖ`) Fucking Ditto! Get out!
( LƒÖ.) Ditto, dittoAIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 17:02

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi ಠ_ಠj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ GOOD GRANDPA, YOU LOOK KIND OF COOL

682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 23:34

( LƒÖ`) You again? I thought we left you for dead on the last thread...

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 02:16

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi ?_?j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ Fuck you, get off of my cloud.

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 03:31

( LƒÖ`) ! Oh dear. My apolojuice.

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 01:01

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi MƒnLj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ Grandpa, you fool, it was me all along! Ahahaha. Your thread structure has been destroyed beyond all hope of repair! What do you say to that?

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 04:09

( LƒÖ`) ...we had structure? Why didn't anyone tell me about this?

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 04:16

(EÍE) He said structure, Grandpa. Not hips, long-term memory, and regular bowel movements.

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 04:24

LOADING ESTEEM BUILDER MODULE...
|EQE| "Hahaha- You are so funny, Junior!"

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 06:07

(EÍE) Grandpa, tell me a story about when I was a baby.

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 13:04

( LƒÖ`) This one time, when you were a baby, you shit your diaper and then ate some of it.

( LƒÖ`) Then your dad beat you.

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 13:05

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Those were good times.

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 19:28

(EÍE) No they weren't!

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 14:38

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Dad, why didn't you tell me child rearing was this difficult...

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 15:50

( LƒÖ`) I enjoy watching you suffer.

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:42

( LƒÖ`) Also, I'm not really your dad.

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 22:01

(EÍE) And I'm not really your son either.

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 22:26

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Really? Thank GOD!

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 01:31

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ Submitted for your approval: the strange case of an ageless man, known only as 'Grandpa'. A crotchety old coot with disdain for everything man holds sacred and a taste for misanthropy. Today, we have witnessed his final descent into the realm of madness. Madness that could have only be quenched with questions. Questions from within his own mind, questions from a daemon of his own making: Jisaku Jien. But such things are never out of the ordinary in a place where the leaves fall eternally and wisdom is pursued only by fools. A place known only as... the DQN Zone. ô♫ô

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 02:32

(EÍE) Junior, have you been masturbating again?

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 02:41

( LƒÖ`) Who are you talking to, kid?

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 04:04

(EÍE) Junior Jr.

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 05:00

(@EÍEj ... Wait, what am I doing here?

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 09:38

( E-E) Caught in an endless, spiralling loop, there is no hope of respite, no hope of escape for this old man.

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 13:56

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ I'll do the narration around here, young rabbit.

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 16:17

(EÍE) Now I've lost it.

(EÍE) I know I can kill.

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 21:39

( E-E) You couldn't kill a fly even if you didn't shriek and hide under your bed every time you see one.

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 02:48

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa, I love you!
( LƒÖ`) I love you too, now go back to bed.

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 12:29

(EÍE) Why are you talking to yourself, grandpa?

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 12:39

( LƒÖ`) I'm just reading ahead in the script, trying to find the part where we get back on topic here.

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 16:46

(EÍE) Granpa, who killed 4-ch?

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 16:48

( LƒÖ`) Some anonymous twit, Junior.

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 22:17

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713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 22:56

(EÍE) What goes on in the mind of an old man, grandpa?

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 02:46

( LƒÖ`) ...

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.
.
.
.
.
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( LƒÖ`) ... what?

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 02:47

( LƒÖ(EÍE)

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 03:05

( LƒÖ(EÍE) Grandpa, why are you sneaking up on me?

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 06:00

Hush. It'll only take 5 minutes...
( LƒÖ(EÍE) Uh... dad... help?

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 12:44

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Who's your dad, NOW? Not I, not I.

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 14:21

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720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 14:34

( LƒÖ`) ... maybe the next thread should just be Junior & I doing the question/answer thing. There's way too many characters to keep track of now.

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 15:15

( E-E) To be honest, I don't think anybody could be trusted to enforce it.

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 05:15

(EÍE) Grandpa, where do emergency mittens come from? There are so many of them... do they grow on trees or something?

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 16:06

( LƒÖ`) Emergency Mittens are knitted by the thousands in dirty offshore factories by indentured blind Chinese orphan girls, and then shipped in bulk to trouble spots all over the world, Junior.

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 16:35

( ß -ß) ... really? That's sad.

( ß ƒŽß) MITTENS!!!!!

(ß- ß ) Excuse me, I need to go see my therapist now.

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 20:00

( LƒÖ`) Heh heh...

726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 02:25

( ß ƒŽß) Lick me down there, Junior!

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 05:34

(EÍE) Grandpa said you don't take a bath so... No.

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 06:08

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I wish girls would say that to me...

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 21:19

( ß ƒŽß) Lick me down there, Not-Junior's-Dad!

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 23:25

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) No. You're not a girl.

731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5066 23:26

( ß -ß) what?

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) You're a disembodied floating head. There's nothing down there to lick.

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 00:11

( ß -ß) So are you...

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 07:27

( LƒÖ`) Wh...wha!? I'm a floating head?!

( LƒÖ`) . . Dagnabbit, you're right! JUNIOR! Why didn't you say something sooner?!

( ½ƒÖ¼) OH GOD IM GONNA DIE

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 12:41

(EÍE) I'm used to being a floating head. I figured it was the natural state of things.

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 12:43

( `)(L) Consider yourselves lucky.

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 13:01

) Yeah. I'm just a floating parentheses, and it sucks.

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 13:03

) People call me Cheekpa.

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 16:55

(@¥ƒÖ¥) Sounds like a pretty half-assed character design.

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 19:05

(EÍE) Grandpa, whose head did that talking chunk come from?

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5067 19:59

(@¥ƒÖ¥) I dunno, Raymond.

741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 00:10

➝ The name's "Rayman", pilgrim, and don't ye be forgetten it.,

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 05:21

(@¥ƒÖ¥) All right, Raymond, I'll make a note of it.

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 05:56

? I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT'S "RAYMAN" I WILL KILL YOU FAGGOT AAAAGHHH

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 15:38

( LƒÖ`) Quit answering my questions for me, crapass...

( LƒÖ`) So what was your question again, Raymond?

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:02

? RAYMAN YOU DUMBASS RAYMAN

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:21

➝ Who in the hell's this questerin mark imposter?

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 18:32

? I AM RAYMAN MACFAIL

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 01:45

( LƒÖ`) Sonny, you need to GTFO my thread.

(@¥ƒÖ¥) Can I stay?

( LƒÖ`) No.

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 02:26

(@¥ƒÖ¥) I don't have anywhere else to go. My thread smells. Let me stay!

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 02:27

( LƒÖ`) Get back in the vat, Clonepa.

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 15:08

(@¥ƒÖ¥) I can pay rent!

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 16:01

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753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 19:22

(EÍE) When did Clonepa get a UFO?

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 19:40

( E-E) He requisitioned one earlier from the prop department.

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 20:53

( LƒÖ`) in my day we didn't have no Clonepa-thingamagiggys, new fangled UFOs, ACII art, or non of this junk-a-munk thats ruining young peoples' minds today.

Yougins use to know how to respect their grandpas! Hrmmph

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 21:03

(EÍE) Need I remind you that your day was over a long time before Al Gore came along with his Internet?

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 21:37

( LƒÖ`) We didn't need any new-fangled internets in my day. If we wanted to retrieve some data, we'd dang-shure walk uphill, both ways with no shoes on, and get the punch-card ourselves.

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 21:41

( LƒÖ`) And when I say punch-cards I mean punch-cards boy! We had to take these little papers and use our own callosed overworked union hands to punch the right pattern! And each msitake gotcha 20 lashings from the foreman.

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 22:09

( E-E) "Msitake"? Looks like you're in for twenty lashings, old man.

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 00:38

( LƒÖ`) Forty, I missed "calloused" too.

( LƒÖ`) Good thing those days are over, isn't it?

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 04:02

( EÍE) Corporeal punishment went out of fashion long ago.

( EÍE) This means you can't physical touch me as a means of discipline, right Grandpa?

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 06:44

(EÍE) Who are you?
( EÍE) Copior.

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 15:37

(EÍE) Can I call you Xerox?

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5071 16:10

(EÍE ) Why am I talking to myself?

( EÍE) i dunno lol

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 15:25

( LƒÖ`) I can still use psychological means to discipline you.

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 20:48

( EÍE) I'll become a Scientologist, and not believe in psychology. What now, Grandpa?

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 22:53

( LƒÖ`) I'll forcefeed you Ritalin until you shut up about the history of psychiatry.

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 00:00

( EÍE) Hooray, smartpills! Does it taste like candy?

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 02:55

( LƒÖ`) Does what taste like what?

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 05:55

( EÍE) Candy. Do you know what that is Grandpa?

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 17:03

( LƒÖ`) Yes, it's an old French animation series.

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 18:18

(EÍE) French people smell funny.

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 21:17

( LƒÖ`) You smell funnier. Go take a bath.

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 21:42

(-.-) Fuck this shit I'm releasing the mittens.

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 21:55

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before repetitive Grandpa threads?

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 22:22

( LƒÖ`) Fapping to Pin-up Japanese Girls.

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 23:11

( E-E) So anyway, I tried joining the ROKAF, but they wouldn't let me cause i wasn't K.

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 01:28

( LƒÖ`) You should talk to General Woundwort. He can hook you up.

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 02:04

(EÍE) Grandpa, how long do you think we can keep up the question/answer format this time?

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 02:40

( LƒÖ`) Frosted Butts.

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 14:28

(EÍE) Um... Toasty Boobs!

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 14:50

( LƒÖ`) Excellent! Now....

( LƒÖ`) Mittens au jus.

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 14:51

(EÍE) Hmmm... Beady Eyes Burrito?

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 14:51

( LƒÖ`) No. Try again.

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 20:30

(EÍE)

(EÍE) Clonepa jubilee?

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 20:59

( LƒÖ`) ... I'll give you partial credit for that.

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 21:01

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788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5074 21:03

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( EƒÖE) Grandpa, when will the hurting stop?

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 02:46

( LƒÖ`) Soon enough.

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 02:48

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791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 09:54

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792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 13:28

(EÍE) Grandpa, is it wrong to murder on a Friday night?

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 14:32

( LƒÖ`) Why do you want to know?

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 15:59

(EÍE) Mittens told me that meat is murder, and I was looking forward to a bacon double cheeseburger this Friday.

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 16:00

( LƒÖ`) Eating meat, like abortion, is in fact murder. But it's murder in self defense, so you're in the clear, kiddo.

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 16:13

(EÍE) So what do you call eating an aborted fetus?

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 16:14

(EÍE) I'm only asking out of, um, curiosity. No sinister undertones, no sir.

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 18:41

( LƒÖ`)

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 19:40

(EÍE) Come on, grandpa. I didn't eat any fetuses. Don't look at me like that.

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 20:25

( LƒÖ`)

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 20:25

(( LƒÖ))"

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 20:26

“ñ“ñ((( LƒÖ))"

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 20:58

( E-E) He did, I saw him.

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 21:21

“ñ“ñ “ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ “ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ “ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ“ñ((( LƒÖ))"

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 21:31

( LƒÖ`) Sorry 'bout that. Gas. I had some good old Oklahoma BBQ a little bit ago. Whatever Junior broke, I'll pay for it, just shut up.

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 05:30

( LƒÖ`) So what did you say, junior? It was something about fetuses but I paid attention.

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 07:39

( E-E) He was talking about how he'd eaten a fetus, but I'm more interested in that Oklahoma BBQ.

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 09:45

( LƒÖ`)

( LƒÖ`) Junior, why I am so old?

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 17:30

(EÍE) The real Grandpa would never use 4chan speak! IMPOSTER!

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 00:32

( LƒÖ`) ...

( LƒÖ`) harbl, NO U, GTFO newfag, gg.

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 00:55

>>809
( LƒÖ`) FORTRAN speak? Junior, you know I don't up keep with your programming languages newfangled. Just want I to know why I am so old?

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 00:55

(EÍE) Go back to bed, Garfield.

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 01:17

( LƒÖ`) Junior, why mean you be so to me? You feel I not badding enough? Want just I to know old why so am I?

( LƒÖì)

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 03:11

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815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 03:55

Da, Tovarisch!

816 Name: asswipe : 1993-09-5079 04:45

fuckoff

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 05:24

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818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 06:38

go back @ÈQÈ@@@@It's because you forgot to take your pills again, Junior.
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819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 13:28

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820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 17:41

( LƒÖ`) Rest now my child...

i@MƒnLj You're suddenly out of character, grandpa.

( LƒÖ`) Shut up. I'm younger than you.

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 20:50

( LƒÖ`) and then I ate the fetus

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 22:54

(EÍE) Remember how 20 minutes ago we were still doing the question and answer thing?

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 02:33

( LƒÖ`) No, I can't remember anything.
( LƒÖ`) What's my name?

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 02:48

( E-E) ur mom.

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 03:20

( LƒÖ`) Can't believe you fell for that one again.
( LƒÖ`) fffffaaaaarrrrrrttttt

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 14:23

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827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 14:37

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828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 14:44

(E-E)

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 14:47

| È
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830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 16:01

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) Looks deep and meaningful. I'll take one.

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 16:54

(@E-E) No doctor, I was just surprised at your skill, to be able to divine the solution so quickly.

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 17:14

( LƒÖ`) so what happened to the fetus

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 00:28

(EÍE) It's in the fish tank.

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 16:32

( LƒÖ`) I like your style, kid.

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 17:23

(EÍE) What style, grandpa?

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 20:41

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837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 21:34

( LƒÖ`) I wo
( LƒÖo) OHGDO IM HAVEVN A HERT ATTACK!!! UGGHSHTAETHATEATEA

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 22:09

(EƒÖE) Quick! Put him in the tank!

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 23:46

(EÍE) Whoever thought his end would be so undignified?
(EÍE) Also, what's in his will?

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 00:01

(EƒÖE) I dunno.

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 05:53

( LƒÖ`) I'm still alive and well, crapass.

( LƒÖ`) ...

( LƒÖ`) I'm still alive and well, crapass.

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 07:09

ƒIƒ^ƒN

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 07:28

( LƒÖ`) Now who let you in here? You don't even look like anything.

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 13:04

( LƒÖ`) it's spelled ƒ’ƒ^ƒN by the way.

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 16:47

(EÍE) Put him in the fish tank!

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 18:49

( LƒÖ`) It's already filled with fetuses and shit Junior, there is no space left!

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 19:00

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's for dinner? Not pork again, right?

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 19:15

( LƒÖ`) No it's fetus, Junior.

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 02:36

(EÍE) Fetuses make me stronger . . .

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 04:33

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851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 11:40

( LƒÖ`) This thread's been around for a long time, yesirree.

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 13:11

(EÍE) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 13:14

(EÍE) I pooped meh pants!

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 13:55

( LƒÖ`) I thought I told you to stop making spontaneous announcements about poop, Junior!

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 18:22

(EÍE) I'm going to set up a poop announcement RSS feed!

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 19:07

( LƒÖ`) Why don't you join Something Awful? I hear they enjoy pantshitters.

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 19:49

(EÍE) I don't have :tenbux:

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 22:40

(EÍE) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 23:49

( LƒÖ`) Long enough to gain a third syllable, apparently.

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 04:55

(EÍE) You should get that looked at. It's probably cancerous.

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 08:17

( LƒÖ`) Someone should make a best of grandpa thread

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 12:24

(EÍE) There's already an "ITT we post nothing at all" thread

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 15:52

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864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 05:29

(EÍE) Why I am so bald?

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 05:31

c-c-c-combo breaker

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 13:04

(EÍE) Grandpa, where are all these stupid 4channers coming from?

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 14:12

( LƒÖ`) You left the gate unlocked again, didn't you?

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 14:22

( E-E) Yeah, I walked right in.

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 15:58

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870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 16:22

( E-E) I come and go as I please, Old Man. Just like you and everybody else in this place.

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 16:23

(EÍE) Grandpa, what is choc-o-lit?

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 17:54

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873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 17:55

( LƒÖ`) That would be rat poison, Junior.

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 19:00

(EAE) Rat poison rain sounds dangerous.

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 21:55

(EAE) Grandpa I'm stuck.

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 22:57

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877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 00:22

(EAE) Grandpa you suck.

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:11

( LƒÖ`) No you.

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:40

(EÍE) ha ha ha ha! Good comeback, Potsie!

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:47

(EÍE) Grandpa, why doesn't Squeeks get diseases from wearing all that shit on his head?

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 03:10

( LƒÖ`) He wears hippo dung, which is the healthiest dung on Earth. Tastiest too! You should try some.

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 09:32

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you German by any chance?

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 10:54

( LƒÖ`) Stellen Sie nicht dumme Fragen.

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 14:28

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you Hebrew by any chance?

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 16:03

( LƒÖ`) No. Ask a question that's less stupid.

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 23:55

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you gay by any chance?

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 00:04

( LƒÖ`) No. That's even stupider.

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 02:35

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889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 07:50

(EÍE) Grandpa, who the hell is that?

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 09:30

i E-EjDon't look at me, I don't know.

891 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-5088 10:03

( LƒÖ`) He's a bad, bad man, you'd best stay away kiddo.

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 15:25

( E-E) Yeah, he even stole my face.

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 22:08

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894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 23:21

( E-E) No...

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 01:36

( LƒÖ`) ... okay, it's alcohol time.

|ƒÖ` ) Bye!

|œc

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 01:56

(EÍE) Can I have some alcohol, Grandpa?

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 01:59

(EÍE) Grandpa? Graaaaand paaaaaaaaa?

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 02:09

|ƒÖ` ) Get your own giggle water, son.

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899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 02:10

(EÍE) Fuck.

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 05:25

(EÍE) Hold on a second... you're my dad?

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 05:26

|ƒÖ` ) BTW, 900GET!

|œc pkunk

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 09:29

(EÍE)Grandpa where do babies come from?

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 13:17

( LƒÖ`) The fiery pits of Hell.

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 20:14

(EÍE) So where do fetuses come from, then?

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 21:24

( LƒÖ`) The devil delivers them to women who've sinned in the eyes of God. Duhhh...

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 22:02

(EÍE) But you told me there is no God! There is only Grandpa!

( LƒÖ`) Yeah, but I'm letting him run things since I'm too lazy to do it myself.

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 00:14

(EÍE) But how can he run things if he doesn't exist?

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 03:33

( LƒÖ`) I'll google it and get back to you on that.

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 03:51

( LƒÖ`) zzzzz

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 05:58

(EÍE)Wake up Grandpa!

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 06:30

( LƒÖ`) Durrr hurrr hurrr I like cocks.

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 07:03

(EÍE) Grandpa, if we are living in a material world and Madonna is a material girl, did that make Sean Penn a material boy?

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 07:18

( LƒÖ`) That's immaterial.

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 07:44

(EÍE)Grandpa why don't I have a penis?

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 08:36

( LƒÖ`) Because you're a girl Junior.

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 13:54

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) You never noticed this before, kid?

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 17:53

( E-E) . . .

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 19:12

(EÍE) Oh, really? Well..I'll just be going into my room...

|ÍE) and I'll never come back out again <3~
|œc Bye!

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 21:04

(-__-) Really, it's not so bad... You should try it too Grandpa....

wait, what am I doing out here?

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 22:10

( LƒÖ`) What the hell are you replying to?

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 23:02

( E-E) Can I touch your boobs, Junior?

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 00:41

( E-E) Also, could you explain to all of us how you hope to maintain a romantic relationship with Mittens?

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 01:57

(EÍE) What?

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 02:00

( E-E) So anyway, what are you going to do for the next 75 posts?

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 02:48

(EÍE) I don't have a romantic relationship with anyone, Beady.

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 03:01

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you know any miners?

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 03:26

( LƒÖ`) I know you, Junior. You're a minor.

( LƒÖ`) ...

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 04:12

i MƒnLj Is that "know" in the biblical sense?

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 08:59

( ß ƒŽß)

( ß -ß) ....

(ß- ß )

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 11:41

( LƒÖ`) Mittens?

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 17:04

( ß -ß) I thought this was the Grandpa thread. My mistake.

(ß- ß ) Bye.

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 17:26

( LƒÖ`) Just as planned.

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 21:09

(EÍE) You say that every time something strange happens, Grandpa.

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 22:47

( E-E) He just can't admit something went wrong.

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 02:40

( EÍE) Can't admit mistakes... Grandpa, are you a Republican?

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 08:45

( LƒÖ`) Hell no. Hey junior can I touch you inappropriately?

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 13:22

( LƒÖ`) Jesus told me to, so I'm sure it won't hurt.

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 15:56

(EÍE) Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 18:54

( LƒÖ`) Shut the fuck up.

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 19:13

(EÍE) >>940

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 22:37

( LƒÖ`) Masturbating to your own post again, eh?

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 23:01

( E-E) You expected Junior to do any less, in light of the recent discovery?

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 02:51

(EÍE) Grandpa the end of the thread is coming soon! What will we do to celebrate?

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 03:05

( LƒÖ`) Shut the fuck up, is what.

945 Name: Squeeks : 1993-09-5093 04:02

( LƒÖ`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 04:02

( LƒÖ`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 06:57

(EÍE) I'll touch the fucking remote after I've came on my HANDS TEN FUCKING TIMES you old fart!

(EÍE) By the way, we're about to hit over 9000 Grandpa posts in all. Guess I'll break a scouter or something.

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 10:43

( E-E) Don't worry Gramps, it's not like he's menstruating all over the remote.

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 11:49

( LƒÖ`) You shouldn't say things like that. You might give him... or her... ideas. And then I'd have to deal with it in my own particular way, which I haven't had to use since the war.

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 11:53

(EÍE) 950 GET ! ! !

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 17:31

( E-E) ooooh! bayonets!! And I can get my sword back at my house!

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 19:14

( LƒÖ`) Really. Shut the fuck up.

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 21:16

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you any good at Halo? I need more people in my leet clan on Xbox Live.

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 21:27

( LƒÖ`) ... What? You mean Maze War. Nobody can beat me at Maze War...

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 21:45

( E-E) The only reason no-one can beat you is because nobody else even plays it.

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 10:35

( LƒÖ`) My grandson plays it...

( LƒÖ`) Making him a nobody...

( LƒÖ`) Satisfied? Now GTFO

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 11:58

(EÍE) Grandpa, since when did you start using abbreviations?

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 12:28

( LƒÖ`) IDK.

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 14:54

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you steadily becoming retarded?

960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 20:54

( LƒÖ`) The Internet will do that to you, Junior. The faster your connection speed, the faster you lose brain cells.

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5094 23:11

( LƒÖ`) I have taken it upon my avtglvjjx

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 03:51

( LƒÖ`) Sorry. I need more whisky to counteract the effects of this internet.

963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 05:37

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's menopause like?

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 09:34

( LƒÖ`) You'll find out soon enough, Junior. Just make sure you buy one of those little handheld fans before then.

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 13:58

(EÍE) It's almost time for GrandpaGrandpa's Bizarre Adventure -PART10-

966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 15:17

What? oh you mean Guilty Grandpa X

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 15:57

(EÍE) What? Who said that?

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 16:31

@ @ l
@@iQ_j I did!

969 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 20:20

( LƒÖ`) That's it, I'm pulling the plug on the "talking shit" gimmick. It's just not connecting with the people.

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 21:54

(EÍE) I don't think the producer will like your going behind his back, Grandpa.

971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 22:36

( LƒÖ`) Junior, in this business, there are rights and there are wrongs. And I'm always right.

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 00:16

(EÍE) I don't think we can be considered a business. We don't make any money.

973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 02:02

( LƒÖ`) Doesn't that no-good son of mine give you some kind of allowance?

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 02:26

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I give him one. What are you on to, dad?

975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 03:50

(EÍE) I get one all right, one single dollar deposited into my college fund.

(EÍE) Grandpa, will you send me birthday money on a weekly basis?

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 10:52

( LƒÖ`) Only if you pay back with interest during the weekly Christmas.

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 12:03

(EÍE) Wlil do.

(EÍE) See you whenever September finally ends.

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 15:50

( LƒÖ`) This endless September...

~ Grandpa no naku Koro ni
@@PPPPPPPPP

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5096 22:42

( E-E) You really need to take your pills, guys.

980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 13:13

( LƒÖ`) How about I just take YOU Beady Eyes?

( LƒÖ( EOE)

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 13:47

( E-E) My husband is SO going to kick your ass!

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 13:47

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Who's gonna kick who in the what now?

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 14:48

( LƒÖ`) Your husband is a weak ass compared to my son. Show him, son...

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) ...

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 15:11

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Hey bud.

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Hey.

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 15:40

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Wanna go get a beer?

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Sure!

986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 15:41

(LƒÖ` ) I'm coming with.

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 16:17

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Dad, I'm not 16 anymore. I don't need you following me everywhere.

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 16:33

(EÍE) I didn't know Beady Eyes was gay!!!

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 17:39

( E-E) I'm not a lesbian.

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 17:54

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) You look butch enough to be.

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 19:36

(EÍE) Girls are icky.

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 19:42

(LƒÖ` ) Junior, who told you that?

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 21:35

(EƒÖE) Don't tell him, Junior!

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 21:43

( LƒÖ`) Kool Aid Time in five posts, people.

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 01:12

(EÍE) Hang on, which gender is everybody now?

996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 01:13

( E-E) Hurry up and get off the stage, the caterer's here with the food.

997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 02:17

( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 02:18

(EÍE) Grandpa, are the posts over 9000 yet?

999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 02:18

( LƒÖ`) It already was way back. Now run along and play.

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