136: "Hey, honey, I'm coming home!"
LOVE WIFE: "136 should I put the steak in the microwave like usual?"
136: "Yup, set it for 30 minutes because that's how far away I am!"
LOVE WIFE: "ok" BOOOOOM
OH NO WHO IS BEHIND THIS PLOT! It must be >>137 trying to destroy my life! I'll slit his throat in his sleep.
(yes this post sucks ass. I usually write a lot better than this but i'm out of it today)