So, like, I was just hanging with my girlfriends and surfing the shops at the mall the other day, and some dude totally tried to kick me in the face! But just then the FBI showed up and arrested him for suspected car-bombing! I was so surprised I dropped my brand-new jeans on the floor, and now they're all filthy. It was a total bummer!

I was, like, telling this >>35 guy all about it just now, but all of a sudden his brain matter came pouring out of his ears. Why'd that happen?