Fortunately for me, I've previously been interviewed by Google for a position, and everyone knows that one of their interview questions is "If you were in a giant blender, about to turn on, what would you do?" I take off my clothes, and wedge them under the blades, causing the motor to overheat as soon as it's switched on.
Now, naked and angry, I decide to get my revenge by mercilessly strangling >>37 with my bare hands!