ITT we try and kill the poster below us, but they escape! (138)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 05:30

The rules are simple: plot the demise of the next poster. Then whoever posts must think up a way out of it and plot the demise of the next poster. And so on.

Ah-ha! Now that >>2 is in that barrel rushing towards Niagra Falls, I can take over the world without his continual interference!

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 09:15

As >>53 was the lead driver and tanks do not have very effective brakes, he crushes >>52 into a gory mess under his treads. His gradual stop gives me time to swerve into the other lane, but >>55 was tailgating me too closely and slams into >>53's armored rear end at 80 mph.

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 20:40

My car only does speeds in SI units, and therefore my leisurely cruising speed of 80 meters per hour comes to a gentle halt at like a snail stopping to take a leak.

All this carnage is greatly distressing to old >>56, however, who was driving in the car behind me. I make his heart problem worse by leaning out of the driver side window and saying boo!

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 23:12

The "boo" scares me so much that I pass out. Fortunately, my quick-thinking granddaughter next to me takes the wheel and steers us to safety. Unfortunately, she cannot steer well enough, and runs straight into >>57's side, causing little damage to our car, but sending >>57 flipping into the tank.

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 00:33

However, my vehicle has an emergency eject button for times like these, which I push and go flying into the air, and land on >>58, a passing pedestrian, crushing her skull, but leaving me unscathed.

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