[Catastrophy] Emergency [Gay magic] (89)

1 Name: Gay magician : 1993-09-4943 00:49

It has just come to my attention that DQN is no longer anywhere near the top hits for "gay magic" on Google!

This cannot stand!

We need to start promoting gay magic in any way we can and regain our rightful place in the order or things!

2 Name: Cristopher Lowell : 1993-09-4943 02:07

FABULOUS!

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 02:14

I prefer sad magic.

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 03:30

ITT Fags

5 Name: Gay magician : 1993-09-4943 17:54

I am using my GAY MAGIC to move this thread to the top of the page!

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 18:05

If you're going to back a catchphrase, back a funny one.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 18:08

It's not a catchphrase, it's IMPORTANT!

8 Name: Homosexual sorceror : 1993-09-4943 20:34

My GAY MAGIC is so strong, heterosexuals within seven miles turn fag!

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 20:48

Oh my god, will you look at my gay magic mana bar, its running low

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 22:06

>>9
I tap two Gay Magicians to increase your magic!

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 22:14

>>9

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 23:13

The problem with magic is that once you understand the stuff that makes it work, it isn't magic anymore.

That may mean then when somebody finally understands gay magic, it becomes the most blatantly heterosexual thing in the universe.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 23:48

GAY MAGIC GET!

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 00:44

HOMOSEXUAL WARLOCKERY

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 00:49

Try releasing emergency mittens.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4944 01:05

Releasing emergency fabulous mittens due to gay magic.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4945 21:28

Gay magic has moved up. Keep up the good work.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:23

I prefer heterosexual magic to gay magic.

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:46

if u removed the meat from a penis and just left the skin, would it look like a condom? because thats what it looks like in my book of fun GAY MAGIC spells.

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 22:19

Is this GAY MAGIC quality? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROHfea8z7O0&mode=related&search=

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 03:25

We are on the first page again, second when searched with quotes! The gay magic is working!

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 04:24

@ _ @Ώ
(@߁Νί)œc@LET'S DO IT IN THE BUTT! IN THE BUTT!!
@Όœc

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 04:26

How come republicans seem to have more gay magic than DQN? Unpassable!

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 04:30

Gay magic always defeats christian magic

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 05:22

@ _ @Ώ
(@߁Νί)œc@LET'S DO IT IN THE BUTT! IN THE BUTT!!
@Όœc

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 08:01

>>24

>Gay magic always defeats christian magic

Not true! It is a well-known fact that christian magic is in fact the same thing as gay magic!

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 15:20

I don't know, Council of Gay Magic, but I think we're all out of gay mana.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 23:52

I told you guys to just buckle down and buy your vaseline rather than wasting precious mana on Twinkstein's Glorious Lubrication. But would you listen? No!

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:03

GAY MAGIC!

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 01:50

Our gay magic has allowed us to penetrate all the way to second place on Google! Just a little bit more, and we will achieve the climax!

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 01:50

PS: We are also on the first page for a search without quotes!

Long live gay magic!

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 01:59

you need additional plugins to view the gay magic on this page

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 15:00

Go go Gay Magic!

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 18:57

Hard Gay Magic FOOOOOOOOOO

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 13:32

Gay magic is fickle, and requires constant attention to keep it going!

Do your part for gay magic today!

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 15:11

No. It's stupid shit and I'm tired of seeing it all over DQN.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 16:27

The power of gay magic compels you!

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 01:14

http://www.saulat.com/gayspell.htm

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 01:43

GAY MAGIC GAY MAGIC GAY MAGIC

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