Squeeks is a metaphor for communism.

The Immaturity Mansion is constructed entirely out of the knees of flying, honey-vomiting insects.

Using a tripcode in DQN gives you mod level powers.

DQN is a palindrome.

WT Snacks was cured of AIDS by Jeebus Cripes

DQN is totally the cool place to just relax and do whatever.

DQN is humorous.

DQN is high in fibre, and contains unsafe levels of MSG.

DQN is a valid word the Polish version of Scrabble.
Rules state that upon DQN being played, that the opposing player must overturn the board in anger and/or assault the one who played DQN to avoid an instant 48040 point penalty.

The word DQN is based on a Japanese phrase, ロリといっしょ, meaning a foolish person, or breadtoast!

DQN means Yankee.

DQN is classified as a Schedule V drug under the U.S. Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention and Control Act of 1970.

DQN has kirred your famiry before, it can kir your famiry AGAIN.

DQN is like DQN without the DQN.

DQN is High in fiber and low in sodium!

DQN is pink positively!

DQN is the Internet's most trusted news source.

DQN only has one poster.

winter was DQN's most prolific poster, and when he left, bandwidth dropped 17% overnight.

DQN carries out, and is w.

DQN is based on a true story.

Every time you type DQN, an angel is shot in the face by Dick Cheney.

46% of DQN users responded on survey, that if it were legal, they might try cannibalism.

Ask a bartender for DQN, and he produce a bronze Chalice filled with rubbing alcohol.

DQN has a restraining order against whittling.

DQN may contain traces of soy, peanuts, ice-nine, bovine spongiform encephalopathy. and crack cocaine.

DQN is known as one of the worlds most addictive substances.

DQN is the absolute most effective method of birth control, eliminating all possibility of pregnancy during use and for a minimum of five years after use ceases.

DQN is contrary to Allah's will.

DQN is a named weapon.

DQN actually stands for Soft Emergency Mittens