Squeeks is a metaphor for communism.
DQN will die tomorrow. There will be no rebirth. Ten thousand-fold shall be his damnation.
DQN was not born yesterday. It is always undying. One ten-thousandth was divided for her salvation.
>>113-114 are part of the Official DQN Anthem, available wherever smoked cheese is sold.
DQN is clever that way. Yes, that way.
It is not the DQN that posts--it is only yourself.
If during Final Jeopardy, a contestant's wager matches the exact amount of loose change in Alex Trebek's pocket (taking into account the exchange rate for any Canadian coins) he/she automatically wins. The are awarded the maximum winnings theoretically possible, which is $566,400, along with Trebek's two children.
But only if he/she records the question as "DQN?".
Just for the record, if anyone here manages to get onto Jeopardy, and answers every question with "What is DQN?", I will personally pay that person $1,000 USD.
>>115 is part of the Unofficial DQN Anthem, available wherever solid cheez whiz is smoked.
The actual DQN Anthem is All Alone for Christmas (As Usual)
DQN is currently undergoing script treatments for adaptation to a summer blockbuster movie, as a vehicle for the career of Garry Shandling.
Mudkips like DQN. In the butt.
DQN is the new /z/ harbl harbl
DQN is where your God is now.
Nearly 80% of all food products consumed in the U.S. contain detectable levels of DQN.
DQN has infiltrated the highest levels of our government. The FBI carried out covert DQN tests throughout the 60s and 70s, some allegedly resulting in several deaths.
DQN doesn't appreciate the seventh bit being mentioned in his presence.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) When not in emergency, DQN acquire mittens from http://www.anonib.com/mittens/
DQN ate my balls
DQN emergency mittens are 12% more effective than goggles.
DQN brand Cheese Puffs are made with real cheese-flavored substances and are an excellent source of orange.
Although trace amounts of DQN have been found in many popular brands, it has been found to be lethal only to a few species of crustaceans.
Michael's future girlfriend was DQN.
DQN dumped him and he shot himself in the face.
きさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎきさらぎ
DQN is the other ten percent.
(ー●３●)
DQN: Best before October 1993
"Climate change features heavily in the news this week: 'drastic' shrinkages in Arctic sea ice have been observed by NASA satellites and new research suggests that increases in hurricane intensity are due to greenhouse gas emissions. Plus, a nationwide shortage of sperm donors and hallucinogenic drugs may offer a new solution for headache sufferers." punctuation matters
DQN loves you more than Sun Myung Moon.
In 1993, Michael Moore made a film critizicing DQNs current style of administration. Before the film could be shown to anyone, the master copy disappeared while beeing transported to copying, never to be seen again. It is suspected that this is the work of the Elitist Superstructure.
Somewhere between madness and being buried alive is DQN.
In Soviet Russia, DQN makes up fun facts about you.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else there's DQN.
DQN is the thing under your child's bed.
DQN is reading your email as we speak.
Grandpa's threads are actually a metaphor covering the whole of human history and development.
Rei's diner threads are actually a metaphor for the use of metaphors throughout the history of internet culture.
DQN is the anthropomorphic personification of rule 34.
DQN is undergoing evaluation for inclusion in the DSM-V under Axis II.
DQN will never be forgotten.
DQN IS A BOT
DQN is a cute irl loli.
DQN cannot be trusted.
DQN is where party vans are brought for bi-forthnightly maintenance.
DQN is you. DQN is me. DQN is all around us.
High potential in DQN correlates with a high witty-chlorian count.
DQN can't dance for shit, not even to save its sorry ass.
"DQN" is an anagram for "Chuck Berry"
DQN will see you through and then shoot you in the back of the head at the very end.
DQN is what's on the other side of the Gate.
DQN eats as much as 20 to 30 pounds of bamboo shoots a day.
"DRM" and "DQN" are not alphabetically adjacent.
"DQN" is the "ooo" in "varooom" of race cars.
"DQN" invented instant dehydrated water. ("Just add water!")
"DQN" invented the patent system.
Grandpa is an allegory for Europe, Junior for America and Clonepa for Asia.
DQN is onomatopoeia for the sound one makes while drinking grapefruit juice
DQN was created by Asia Carrera.
DQN mitten release in non-emergency situations is prohibited under penalty of law, punishable by no less than twenty years hard labor in the sulphuric Mitten Mines of Khazad-DQN.
Alternatively, the offender may offer a sincere apology juice.
DQN: fgsfds.
DQN is easier to pronounce than DSFARGEG.
DQN is the wind blowing through the public library toilets.
(´^ิω＾ิ)
DQN has been scientifically proven not to cause cancer in lab rats, unless taken in combination with oxygen.
Rei once sold a whole continental breakfast to a customer, even brought the meal to his table herself. The man suffered a fatal stroke before he could actually partake of the meal, however.
>>177 is DQN.
DQN = DQN
Not all DQN are DQN.
However all DQN are DQN, you see here's a relationship tree
DQN
/ |
DQN DQN
/ | /
D Q N
I like to think about what could be done to DQN. Something cruel; something mean; something just. The meaner the better, goodness knows DQN deserves it.
>>183
I agree, which is why I've been posting (´^ิω＾ิ) in every thread. Maybe if we make DQN even worse, it'll drive everyone off and we can start over?
DQN steals its jokes from Carlos Mencia.
IBM -1 = HAL
DQN +1 = ERO
That's stunningly DQNSHB.
DQN ±13 = QDA
DQN + 5 = DQN5
DQN - 6 = ぬるぽ！
DQN - 1994 = NaN
√DQN = ∵∴∵∴
When I'm feeling really cold and lonely at night I cuddle up next to DQN and caress it passionately.
It is said that we all have a DQN inside of us, but it cannot be seen with X-rays.
>195
only with nostalgia goggles
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ DQN exits only in the mind of an autistic child named Squeeky Westbuun; All it's affiliates (members), including yourselves, are figments of his incredibly active imagination. This includes myself, and I shall now bow out as Total Existence Failure consumes the whole of the Elitist Superstructure, leaving only a residual echo like that of a waking dream.
（ ＾ω＾） Well, aren't you bitter.
DQN is located in Norway. You do not have jurisdiction in Norway. Norway is not the United States of America.
When the Pope met DQN for the first time, he tore out his left eye.
DQN is responsible for the paramilitary actions in Central America during the 1980's.
DQN has always had the default name of （ ・∀・） , but everybody changed it to other things in the past.