ITT we solve the question above us [Part 3] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:28

<ヽ`∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:36

Japanese are flooding the market with their own imitation kimchi! We need to stop them!

How do I cure the hiccups? (Or hiccough, if you spell it that way) Seriously, guys. You made me laugh too hard with all shit here tonight.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 03:28

Curing the hiccups can be easily done with digital rectal stimulation. Please be remembering this should be done by a qualified health care provider, not a prostitute.

If I leave here tomorrooow, Would you still remember meee?

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 10:59

Yes, ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ shall be remembered eternally, thus it never leaves.

Does that mean i will remember you as myself ?

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 12:57

Some people co-opt other's experiences into their personal narrative. Perhaps you are a budding author!

Have you written any poetry lately?

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 14:23

My life is an endless pit of darkness / gloom devours my restless yet phlegmatic soul / will anyone give me a hug?

No, seriously. I need a hug. Please?

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 16:17

Not until you've washed the emo off.

Is it O.K to report drug dealers to the authorities?

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 16:21

No, but it's ok to want extra sauce.

Is it right to fear drug dealers?

9 Name: Not In Employment, Education, Or Training : 1993-09-4972 19:32

Nope, you make good friends with them!

Do drugs make you cool?

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 21:45

Well yes, in a way, shortly before you finally go cold. Or room-temperature, as it may be.

Do cool people make drugs?

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 01:02

No. Most of them are chemistry geeks.

Have you stopped beating your wife?

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:22

No, I'm far too busy being on drugs to stop.

How do I obtain apoligy juice?

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:39

You must squeeze the apolojuice fruit, mix with water, and annihalte Hiroshima.

If I plant Cheerios in the soil, will it grow into a donut tree?

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 10:46

No, the most you can get are oats.

are there any foods that smell worse than kimchi?

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 12:28

There's natto, and probably several examples of fine British cuisine.

Is OMG Global Warming caused primarily by variations in solar activity?

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 13:49

It is caused primarily by Al Gore's farts.

Where did we all begin and where will we go?

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 14:41

we began in the future and will go to the past.

do you think emma watson has a kind heart like hermione?

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:46

The restraining order she had her lawyer filed against me speaks otherwise.

If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what colour is the sound that is produced?

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 20:43

A furiously sleeping colorless green.

Should I bother going to work today?

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 21:26

No. Work will come to you. I have foreseen it.

Do you want to pick cherries in my garden?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 21:33

I would rather pop cherries in a young women's garden.

How much more ridiculous can these questions possibly become?

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 03:17

Oh, they haven't even begun to scratch the bedrock yet.

If you were a tree, what kind of dog would piss on you?

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 04:05

A quadraplegic dog.

How do I respond to a structured reply thread?

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 04:09

like this.

what does insertion feel like?

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 06:46


how do i got banned from 4ch?

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 13:44

by posting CP in the form of ascII art

how do i steal bikes?

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 13:56

Dynamite the lock.

When did America become a nation of frightened wimps?

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 16:12

When Jews did WTC

When will World2ch come back?

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 18:33

A few days after the end of time.

Has 4-ch really gotten worse in the few days squeeks has been gone?

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 18:36

Yes, but Squeeks is only a metaphorical construct and acts as a placebo to encourage VIP quality posting.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 20:53

Because God tastes like chicken, and made all other animals taste in his image. Pork is not of this universe.

Why can't I get coffee Pepsi around here?

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 21:14

Too much caffeine for one hand.

Why does my coffee taste metallic?

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 21:23

The T-1000 has disguised himself as your coffee. Drinking some molten steel will aid in digestion.

Why do women who dress with exposed cleavage get upset when men notice their exposed cleavage?

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 21:35

They are actually getting upset that you're ashamed of peeping. The real solution is to notice and then compliment.

Help me DQN, I've got a job interview tomorrow and need to make this black eye go away. How?

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 22:45

Just to get someone to punch you in the other eye to even it out, they won't even notice.

What is the best revenge?

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 23:28

Toothbrush up the arse.

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 23:29

Also, I didn't forget to post a question. My question is about the nature of a question, and imploded on itself.

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 23:35

So did my answer.

Why are Ipods so popular?

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 01:09

They're "cute" and user-friendly.

Where are the emergency mittens?

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 01:49

At the top of the page.

Why aren't "na no" and "kashira" as popular as "desu"?

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 05:04

Critical lack of Gay Magic

For the love of Christ, how do I ge

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 05:23

Wow. And you didn't even mention Candlejack.

Now isn't tha

43 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4975 11:13

Yeah, that's pretty dumb, seeing that "how do I ge" is an older and far more superior meme than fucking Candlejack.

So who here is going to tk mi 2 da | ? Lol.

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 12:50


What's the deal with 4channers?

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 12:57

Extra chromosome.

Why is vodka the only alcoholic beverage that makes me puke?

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 15:28

All other kinds of booze don't have the skills to make a proper puke. In fact they're so embarrassed that they won't even try.

Did I just break the shitty-o-meter?

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 16:08

Please allow me to take a look...
Congratulations, you have broken the record by 1.5

Ok, say we have a box, and we force someone into this box and throw the box off the building.
did we throw the box, or the person?

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 16:30

You threw both. At least that's what I would say if I was on a jury.

How does it carry out?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 16:50

It is not to be certain, but involving many w's.

How does it borrow?

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 19:01

Borrowing is forbidden under DQN law.

What is love?

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 20:00

A manifestation of our innate desire to reproduce.

Why is weed still illegal?

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 20:24

Move to Amsterdam, ha ha.

If you go on a date with someone from Holland, do you have to "go Dutch"?

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 21:35

Yeah. Going "German", however, is generally only acceptable if you ask your date first.

So is that why Germany doesn't import a lot of beluga?

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 22:22


The Netherlands is a fucking terrible country and they tolerate every goddamned freak here. Why is that?

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 23:59

Because the country isn't run by fundamentalist christians and 14-year-old boys who can't accept people that are different from them.

Why am I still awake?

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 00:08

Because you don't want tomorrow to come.

What's so bad about tomorrow?

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:20

Tomorrow is Monday. I have to go back to work.

How can the real otaku get to Akiba?

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 03:06

I hear listening to The Vapors helps.

We might even go so far as to take another instance, that of Mr. Tilden's bequest of five millions of dollars for a free library in the city of New York, but in referring to this one cannot help saying involuntarily, How much better if Mr. Tilden had devoted the last years of his own life to the proper administration of this immense sum; in which case neither legal contest nor any other cause of delay could have interfered with his aims. But let us assume that Mr. Tilden's millions finally become the means of giving to this city a noble public library, where the treasures of the world contained in books will be open to all forever, without money and without price. Considering the good of that part of the race which congregates in and around Manhattan Island, would its permanent benefit have been better promoted had these millions been allowed to circulate in small sums through the hands of the masses?

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 04:07

I'm sorry, what? I wasn't listen-- I mean, uh... No, that would be bad, for reason that are... such and such.

If Deities were ice cream, which one would be Vanilla?

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 06:00

Buddha, but he has plenty of toppings available to add flavor.

Is there some special property to these question threads that makes them so popular?

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 09:34

You don't have to come up with anything post until you're at the bottom of the thread anyway. It's a procrastinators dream.


62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 09:40


Candy, for breakfast?

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 14:00

Never. Everyone knows it's Hamburgers for Breakfast.

Why isn't White Castle more successful?

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 19:48

Because as it turns out, white isn't the new black after all.

How come there's apparently no such thing as a reasonable economist?

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 21:02

Because there are RULES. There are LAWS. Things work just So.

How did Harvey Dent become Two-Face?

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 21:16

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68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 21:17

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69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 23:53

I totally don't know what you're talking about.

Where's MODD when you need one?

70 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4976 23:56


B& for no 69GET

71 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4977 02:53

Modd is a faggot and I dont have anything to answer, shit sux.

Why are text boards always made of so much more win than imageboards?

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 00:24

Because true QUALITY is only available to the blind.

What happens if you drop salt on the back of a sitting sparrow?

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 00:50

It turns into a dove.

Why is this site full of wankers like >>66-68 these days?

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 01:10

They're only wankers because you don't seduce them with your ass.

How do we evoke our superpowers?

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 01:22

Chant U-S-A, Chi-na, In-di-a like a cheering squad.

How would I go around summoning a succubus? I'm kind of... ronery, you see.

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 02:27

I don't know, so I'm just going to sing the theme song from Hokuto no Ken 2:

Welcome to this crazy time
Kono ikareta jidai e youkoso
Kimi wa tough boy
Matomo na yatsu hodo feel so bad
Shouki de irareru nante un ga ii ze
You, tough boy

Toki wa masani seikimatsu
Yodonda machikado de bokura wa deatta

Keep you burning
Kono fuhai to jiyuu to bouryoku no mattadanaka
No boy no cry
Kanashimi wa
Zetsubou ja nakute ashita no manifesuto

We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties

Does that make you want to kill me?

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 07:17

It makes me want to kick you, repeating endlessly until you explode.

How long is a piece of string?

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 07:49

What did your face look like before your mother was born?

Is answering a question with a question fair game?

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 15:00

No, that's grounds for disqualification. Sorry, >>78.

So who's in the lead now?

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 18:13


Why don't they sell Mini Eggs all year round?

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 00:34

It is a conspiracy to fix prices and therefore profiteer immorally.

What is the BTU/gallon rating for uranium?

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 16:37

Enough to power a radscorpion, or a medium-large roachor.

Who stole my afterburner? Was it you? Huh? You want I should fuck you up, eh?

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 21:16

Yeah I stole it. What you gonna do?

84 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4979 21:40

Okay, I lied, its drum and bass, what you gonna do?

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:36

I'm going to play Top Gun on the NES.

What other 8-bit flight sims were cool?

86 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4980 01:42

Raiden, and the one with the dolphin and the naked people.

What is the cure for the common cold?

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 01:44

Gay magic

How much gay magic is enough to cure the common cold?

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 01:44

Lain is the cure for everything.
Is that too stereotypical cyberpunk?

89 Name: ))<>(( : 1993-09-4980 01:48


Why listen to Lain when you can listen to The Cure.

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 15:16

Anime is always superior.

Why listen to The Cure when you could be cutting yourself instead?

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:49

You might get permanent scarring on your eardrums.

What do you say to someone who puts mayo on her fried eggs?

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:07


"Try it with pizza."

Where can I find all the information on DQN ever?

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:36

Classified information.

Is there anything Rei isn't out of ?

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 23:05

She isn't out of excuses.

Why am I -still- on DQN?

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 02:37

Sina broke your legs for non-payment of debt interest, and you cannot afford a wheelchair.

How's it hanging?

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 12:18


Is there anyway to increase my hang height?

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 12:38


Do you have any grapes?

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 16:00

Let me check.... no.

Why don't you try the corner grocery?

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 01:37

I'm a persona non grata there ever since the incident with the canned pineapple rings seven years ago.

How does a shithole like that even stay around? I mean, they've got absolutely no customer service nor even a basic sense of decorum!

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 02:01

Their in your face "Fuck Wal-mart!" attitude endears them to the local leftists, who go there to buy overpriced organic food.

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 02:02

oops, forgot the question.

What the hell is wrong with leftists, anyway?

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 04:38

They need to listen to Ann Coulter more.

Is Ann Coulter really a man?

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 04:41

Signs point to yes.

Why don't Magic 8 balls ever tell me anything useful?

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 05:22

Because your 8-balls are not made in Bolivia.

Would magic balls solve >>103's problems better?

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:18

Ask again later.

How about now?

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:45

You've got some real onions in your bag to have the nerve to ask that!

"lol" 50 times just isn't funny, is it?

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 23:49

No, it isnt. :(

Whats the best thing to do with a stolen ipod?

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 02:45

Keep it. The person who you got it from is probably an hero now, anyway.

Now...what's the best thing to do with stolen secrets from the PRC government?

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 04:19

Tear them up and make a tasty casserole out of them. The PRC has many secrets, too many to miss a handful. Your theft may cause the starvation of a hard-working official's family however.

How come standing exactly still is so hard?

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 05:11


111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 12:04

you accidently went to the wrong board and site, you should go to the food board on 2ch
why did i go to the trouble of translating that?

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 15:00

Because you're DQN.

Has anyone seen my iPod? Have you, >>107?

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 16:00

I am >>107 and theft is property. My Property. MINE.

Are you a happy miser?

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 20:29

Well, you're definately not a Malice Mizer...


115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 22:59

Go back to 4chan.

Did IQ's drop sharply while I was away?

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:31

Yes, I stopped posting for the last few days, sorry.

What is a "reach-around"?

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:40

The Reach Around is a rather common type of african monkey, characterised by the way the monkeys gain their wings.

Will anything special happen on September the 5000th 1993?

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:47

DQN gets shut down for good.

Are you all sorry you asked?

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:49

No, but I will repent, out of fear of damnation.

Buddha is coming for dinner tomorrow, what should I use as a garnish?

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 09:18

lamb roast

who killed my internet?

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 11:46

Your alter ego, Suomynona.

Why does everyone look at me weird when I wear a tinfoil hat?

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 12:35

Because it makes your face melt and most people would realize that their face was melting.

Why is >>121 still alive?

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 13:15

He's a zombie. You need to cut off his head, or crack open his brain-pan.

Speaking of which, what pole weapon is better for Zombiegeddon, a halberd or a bardiche? There's only 15 more shopping days to go!

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 18:39

I'd go with the lance, myself. It's much, how do you say, pointier.

How should I enjoy >>123's brahnz, when the silly harman hambag m!zzahz marh zambag manbagz? Barhah!

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 18:57

Stop playing urban dead

Why do people play shitty browser games?

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 22:23

Because the people who make shitty browser games that people play usually can't afford to turn them off.

Is the pope Catholic?

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 22:27


Does a bear shit in the woods?

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 00:42

only if it makes a sound

what's day is today if yesterday was tomorrow?

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 02:20

Monday the 4983rd of September 1993

What is a panda?

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 05:26

I'll show you later.

What is a USB cable?

131 Name: ))<>(( : 1993-09-4985 05:34

Most definatly not a panda.

Who is the creator of the internet?

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 06:07


133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 08:00

私は全然気遣わないことを好む鉄の方法を避けることを好む。 これをまた愛することを学ぶ。

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 13:14


135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 13:20

Because I can't understand you, that's why.

What's with the vipper invasion?

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 15:07

DQN is the cool place to just totally relax and do whatever.

Do you want to be a VIPSTAR, too?

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 18:59

No, I want to be an Oscar Meyer weiner.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 20:45

About twice as many as pinheads can dance on the head of an angel, according to the Ramones.

What's the best practice for carding wool?

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 22:09

Ask it for a photo ID in a nonchalant manner, explaining you have to check with everyone.

What is the best blade to use for decapitating infidels?

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 22:26

A plastic cafeteria knife

Speekka day english?

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 23:35

watashi wa eigo ga sukoshii wakarimasu.

Did the Earth die screaming while I lay dreaming?

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 01:10

Too much dreaming and screaming killed earth

what happens when you mix tea and soda water?

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 12:45

You get Cillit Bang.

What the hell is up with Prolog?

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 13:31

It's the past. The Past is Prolog.

Have you ever been preluded out?

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 18:47

I was once epilogued out. Strangest thing so far.

How does a camel fit through a pinhole?

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 19:14

A little snug, but that's the current fashion.

What can I do with a 60' long needle?

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:29

Hide it in the world's largest haystack.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he naked or homeless?

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:56

The turtle is dead, due to the fact that the spinal cord is part of the shell.

What percentage of people who play Mario Bros games call the Koopas turtles?

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 23:18


What is the best kind of mitten?

150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 00:28

leather, with real rabbit fur on the inside.

Is anyone planning a road trip to Gliese 581 yet?

151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 22:56


What is opposite day like in Soviet Russia?

152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 23:56

In Soviet Russia, It is never not always opposite day.

When did these Soviet Russia Jokes Start anyways?

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 04:23

Blame Yakov Smirnoff.

America! What a country, yes?

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 09:01

Ja, ja, ist sehr gllücklich.

What percentage of people who play Dig Dug games call the Pookas "the orange monsters"?

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 09:03

No one plays Dig Dug.

Why did pong take off like it did?

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 10:50

Because it rhymes with"Dong." And people are pervs like that.

If I invent an incredibly simple videogame, name it something that rhymes with a reproductive organ, or some slang thereof, will I get rich?

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 15:19

Well, only if your game about how to open locks without the proper key is really well made, or takes off like mad in the Japanese market.

How close are we to gay magic world domination?

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 15:45

Please rephrase that question so it's not perpetuating a lame catchphrase.

Are you gonna fall after I hit you?

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 18:29

Nope, I dont fall, I trip and I roll.

Drug references anyone?

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 18:32

Drop it like it's got 300 mics.

What is the DQN cure for cancer?

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 19:42

An aggressive low-carb diet. Cancer cells love glucose, so if you deny it to them, they die.

Why is it so damn hot out today?

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 20:19

The sun is excited.

What happens if the sun orgasms?

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 22:22

Cellphones suffer momentary disruption.

What is the fascination internet users have with orgasms?

164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 22:37

It is not a fascination, so much as a preoccupation.
Also, cocks.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 00:29

Disambiguation. When you ask "do you have the time?" when pointing to your crotch it has another meaning.

Will it be hotter or colder tomorrow?

166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 02:10

Does it matter? Not like you're going outside.


167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 02:51


Is Anarchistic Dadaism the wave of the future?

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 02:51

Fuck oranges.

Why am I so hostile?

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 10:59

Because you're an internet tough guy.

Why do I feel compelled to insult everybody on the internet?

170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 11:56

You've had too many "insult the poster above us" threads. Try the "molest the poster above us" thread for a relaxing and/or inspiring change.

Is there a Dadaism that wasn't Anarchistic?

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 16:33

Yes, Totalitarian Dadaism.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 20:35

Because asteroids would have to be called something else.

Why am I spending time posting in this thread instead of working?

173 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 21:55

Because it's Sunday.

Why am I online instead of outside enjoying the beautiful weather?

174 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 22:21

You're watching nature videos on Youtube, so it's no prob.

Can I order something to eat?

175 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 22:24

Call a local pizza joint.

Is it good to be king?

176 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 23:18

It is only good to be THE king, not just king.

Who wants to go get some fast food?

177 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 02:28

Sure, i own a fast food restaurant so i can give it to you for free.

So, may i take your order?

178 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 09:16

Nachos with cheese.

I don't suppose >>177 just came here out of the Rei thread?

179 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 12:01

Perhaps, but don't count on actually receiving anything from your order.

Do you really want fries with that?

180 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 15:19

Yes, you bitch. I want my vegetables!

Why is San Fransisco so fabulous?

181 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 15:23

Two reasons. 1. Cable Cars are awesome. 2. Rice-a-Roni.

What's for dinner?

182 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 15:42

A big pile of fish surrounded by little tiny military people.

Why am I in New York?

183 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 16:16

For the architecture, the bagels and of course the splendid gay magic.

Why is New Hampshire so fabulous?

184 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 16:17

Why, to take in a matinée, have a nice dinner in Little Italy, and then catch another show tonight!
But seriously, it's monday, and the theaters are dark! You'll need to stay overnight, and get to the half-price ticket trailer early before the lines start!

What's the last show that you saw on Broadway?

185 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 16:32

Thing Fish. It was horrible.

Do you know what you are?

186 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 19:05

Well, to quote Groucho Marx, "If you don't know where your head is at, put your hat on your neck."

Can you really get wisdom anywhere you can find it?

187 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 09:15

Depends if the balls touch.
Why are you so depressed?

188 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 11:30

Because pandas are nearly extinct.

What's the best music to have sex to?

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 12:15

Speedcore at about 210BPM.

Why does my head hurt after listening to that?

190 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 13:13

You need a padded headboard, or you should be on top for a change.

How will you celebrate May Day, Brother Worker?

191 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 20:12

I flayed the skin from off a capitalist exploiter's flesh and turned it into a rather snazzy set of book covers, which sell for quite a nice markup in Japan.

Where could I buy an elephant-leg trash can?

192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4991 23:05

Same place you sell Capitalist-skinned book covers. You'll find they are sold from vending machines, like everything else.

I dream of one day of being assassinated in a dramatic moment that captures the nation's attention. How important do I have to be before it is considered an assassination rather than just a murder?

193 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 01:59

If you are a pop idol, or were 6 years ago or less, you'd be the headline on evey major newspaper.

How many movies bashed by the NY times aren't big hits?

194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 17:47

About fifty seven, ish.

How come DQN doesn't get spammed like General and Games do?

195 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 22:44

DQN automatically filters most all spam into coherent and topical this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your a with a recursive scanning engine that eliminates up to 96.6% of all repeated postings.

Is there another word for synonym?

196 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 16:01

No, but there are plenty of antonyms for it.

Have you any idea what the furniture does when I'm at work and no one is watching?

197 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 17:38

Can find an antonym for THAT?

198 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 18:40

Other than the caffeine, is there anything really bad in Diet Pepsi?

199 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 18:56

There's aspartame, which is under investigation as a possible carcinogen.

Is there anything we can do to stop the end of DQN?

200 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 20:14

You could, but the 200GET is mine.

What can I do with a thermos bottle, except stole hot or cold drinks in one?

201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 15:52

You can use it to store lukewarm drinks, as well.
This usage is not endorsed by Thermos® Limited Liability Corporation.

Wal-Mart lowers prices everyday, so why isn't everything free yet?

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 02:08

Because when you're not looking, they raise 'em, too.

Does this hat make my ass look fat?

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 03:50

no, you ARE fat, it's not the hat's fault.

how do you fit a world in an egg without making the egg bigger or the world any smaller?

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 03:55

Redefine "in."

How do you get it back out?

205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 04:09

You crack the egg on the edge of a pan, and hope Imam abu Abdallah doesn't smack you for wasting his time.

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 22:20

The computer service guy that saw no RAM.

what is the greatest ROM file in the universe?

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 23:41

Nude Punch Out.nes

Where can I find enlightenment?

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 23:49

The Petsmart in Kent, Washington. Talk to the guy with the huge beard.

209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 23:58

He must be pretty smart. You didn't even have a question.

How does one treat a bad case of phimosis?

210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 00:29

Amputation. I mean the whole thing. All of it. Or it'll come back later.

How come nearly every industrial and/or darkwave band seems to have at least one track each named "Falling" or "Numb"?

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 03:05

That's what happens to you after you listen to industrial music long enough.

Where is my hat?

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 04:32

At the very end of the over, bend in, so you can reach it... i uuu , , , can't reach it because. of my large frame... gfdjgorkkkldf hahaha take good look, thud fdkkhhkhkhkhkkhkhhhhhhhh

Do not read this, you will be kissed on the 4th day of reading this , then you will be anally penetrated by a large metallic object of about 20 cm in diameter. Can you believe it?

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 08:01

Really? I cannot believe it's not butter

Here are some things we can assume for the sake of the problem:

* let’s assume you are rectangular - let’s say, 1 meter, 0.5           meters wide, and 0.5 meters deep
* forget about dripping rain - any drop that hits you counts as one drop
* the rain is evenly distributed and falls at a constant and consistent speed

The question is, over a given distance, does the rate at which you move (in a straight line, you can assume) affect how many drops of rain you come in contact with?

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 15:26

Moving quicker, you will run into more drops than moving slower (or not at all). Since a person's silhouette is larger observed from the front than from above, one will end up collecting more water in total moving faster. However, the wise mathematician will simply carry an umbrella if it seems like it will rain today.

How do I get these gnats out of my remote control?

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 15:33

Masturbate on the control and drink the sperm.

How do I get a black dick in my anus?

216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 16:21

Ask nicely, and buy the first round.

Will the world end on thursday?

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 16:21

Cast GNAA Summoning IV.

How do I get a black dick out of my anus?

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 17:05

Drink laxatives.

Will GNAA hunt our internet enemies and rape them live with a Youtube webcast?

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 19:55

Do we actually have enemies?

Or are we fallen utterly from the eyes of man and God?

220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 19:56

Yes, even now Darkpa readies his many armies.

Did you actually answer anyone?

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 20:17

Does answering with a question count?

Will squeeks go to a maid cafe in akihabara?

222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 22:55

If he does, I hope he takes pictures!

On to the most important question: is a visit to Yoshinoya on the itinerary?

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 00:16

Certainly! That's on Thursday afternoon.

What will the weather be like?

224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 23:07


What would happen if branches of government had the financial incentive to do a great job?

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 23:10

Perhaps corporations would actually be running the government instead of merely fucking it up.

What is the best kind of government? (hint: it's DQN)

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 01:08

An Elitist Superstructure, duh.

What part do the little people play in the ideal form of government?

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 01:47

they don't

where should i go for dinner?

228 Name: The Todd : 1993-09-5001 01:51

My Pants.

Should I be more tactful?

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 03:04

Not really, no.

If I produce something that is uncreative and completely lacking in style and taste in a short amount of time for the sake of proving that I can at least produce some thing on a whim, is that some thing worth producing at all?

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 05:26

Yes. It's called porn, and people make millions off of it.

What the hell does SysRq do?

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 11:13

Every time you press it, an unnamed prisoner deep in the darkest bowels of IBM HQ gets an electric shock.

I find myself really wnating to say "with extra sauce". Is that ok?

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 13:19

It depends a great deal on the context, but if you happen to be in a restaurant, sure you can.

I seem to live off of pretzels. Should I be worried about my sodium intake?

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 16:46

Only if you're also a slug.

Why are pretzels tied into knots?

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 16:48

[b]testing[/b] <- [b]

[i]testing[/i] <- [i]

testing <- --*--

testing <- --**--

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 16:49

this is a test

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 16:55

>>233 Obviously because they're agitated over the stupidity of people doing test posts in a structured thread.

Can someone explain Pringles to me?

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 22:26

Certainly. Oh, you wanted me to...?

Can someone explain Pringles to >>236 and I?

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 01:05

Pringles - they are like potato chips, but they are not made like normal potato chips; this means that they are a bit starchier, a little tastier in some folks' opinions, and they are less greasy. This also means that in some places, they're not allowed to be called "potato chips", even though they have the same form factor and are made from potatoes. The fat-free kinds contain Olestra, and it's not advised you binge on any kind of snack food too often, but it's your life. Mmmm Pringles.

Why wouldn't the chicken cross the road?

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 01:21

Because Saitama was on the other side.

What's on the other side of Saitama?

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 02:18


Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 02:36

That was no lady. That was Bottles.

Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 02:47

He's trying to get into the mile high club.

What does wolf meat taste like?

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 02:57

It tastes like old dog.

Why is there a whale in front of >>244's computer?

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 03:52

There's is not!

What is wrong with you?

245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 05:39

I recently returned from a transatlantic marathon, and as such, I am slightly delirious.

Or am I?

246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 16:23


247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 17:11

There is an elephant in the way.

Do photons have mass?

248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 17:20

Yes, unless gravity is weird for altering their path...

If zero wing is the most famous engrish game, what is second?

249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 20:30

Nintendo Pro Wrestling.

Why is broken English so funny?

250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 00:18

I am not understandink zis idiom.

Prease to be explainink.

251 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 19:55

It cannot expect meaning from usual meaning of the component as kicking, round table meeting and because of that the bucket it does, does not use the head language being general as a circular table, expression from grammatical rule or, is not the element of the expression which is larger than like feature.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could do crack-cocaine?

252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 23:34

Well, if the price of a blowjob was multiplied by the price of a crack rock, that number would be the answer.

Are there any numbers besides 42 that were declared important in Douglas Adams's writing?

253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 13:03

Yes. Infinity - 1, the highest finite number imaginable. Also, Trillian's phone number, the odds of being picked up in a vacuum within 30 seconds.

What is the meaning of Liff?

254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 15:29

A book written by a dead vegetarian.

Has Terry Pratchett written anything recently?

255 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 15:51

I think Monstrous Regiment was his last book; he's about due for another here any time.

Does anyone else obsessively catalog their personal libraries?

256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 16:15

No, but I have a massive mdb of my entire comic book collection, which somehow proves that it is worth $13k.

So.. does anyone want to buy a comic book collection?

257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 21:49

Lurk moar, his last book was Going Postal.
Not me. I'm not into comic books.

Is it can be mittens time now pleez?

258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 22:00

No, go back to 4chan and take your shitty memes with you.

щ(`Д´щ) WHY hasn't the WHY thread gotten to 1000 yet?

259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 00:04

Because of 4chan.

What is wrong with moot?

260 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 00:54

He decided to GB2/Mexico, and would not GB2/doingagoodjob.

261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 00:55

Has an improbability drive been sold on ebay?

262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 09:44

Effector 13 Improbability Drive guitar effect pedal.

That's the closest thing I could find.

263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 10:05

Is P=NP?

264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 14:44

Yes, when N=1.

Has anyone ever managed to read through the "This is John Galt Speaking" chapter of Atlas Shrugged?

265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 15:49

Those who speak have not, and those who have don't speak.

What makes k-tan on 2ch's English board so incredibly hawt?

266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:06

Nothing in particular. You're a teenager. You get hard when the wind blows.

Why was native australian wildlife unable to cope with the introduction of wussy little housecats?

267 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:07

Nothing. You're being delusional and starved of comp-sci chicks.
Forget me @_@

What does DQN's future hold?

268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:11

Because they're satanic cats.
Ten thousand years of Grandpa threads.

Explain to me why the Lucky Star OP is so fun to listen to.

269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:11

>>266 and >>267: Dingos are going to eat your kitties, and there's nothing you can do about it. Goddamned Cat-eating Dingos!

How can I be just as 'strine' as Squeeks?

270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:14

They were adapted to toxic and fierce creatures that didn't have the mobility and agility of cats, leaving them vulnerable in that aspect.
Because it's delicious bubbly happiness.
It's all in the hat.

Where do socks go when they cease to be findable?

271 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:16

To the sacred Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Where do mittens go when they cease to be findable?

272 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:25

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i  乂-‐ −! i Where do you think
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ they go?
  ``フ i´   
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  /__i |丱!|

273 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 17:38

Wow, no question? Guess you're all out of those, too.

How come threads like these tend to drift off the original structure?

274 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 17:54

   -‐‐- 、
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i  乂-‐ −! i I'm sorry, we're fresh out
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ of answers.
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    / \ノゝ Freshen your cup, hon?
  /__i |丱!|
==   THE REI'S Q's AND A's     ==

275 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 18:11

( ´ω`) Please do.

Should I go with the bagel and cream cheese, or the chocolate doughnut that I really want?

276 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 18:17

Neither of them are good for you, so go for the donut.

What's that coming over the hill?

277 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 19:00


What healthy method will cure my headache quickest?

278 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 20:33


What was the biggest internet craze?

279 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 20:39

Dancing Baby. It rocked everybody's world.

When will we have world peace?

280 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 20:42

That strange "Instant Messaging" thing that started with ICQ and AOL. Thankfully it imploded quickly.

We can CU See Me, and I'll get naked for you. Got a camera?

281 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 22:40

Yes, but it's a 1997 model. Thus not supported by CUSeeMe, being so newfangled.

What do the Ps and Qs actually mean?

282 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 00:34

Pee's for Tree's and Que's for fucking spanish people

Whatever happend to credability?

283 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 05:47

It fell out of favour once they discovered his correctly spelled brother, credibility.

How come show business is so shallow, yet so cut-throat?

284 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 13:19

Shallow is easy to do, so there's always a lot of competition.

So when is Pat Robertson going to bite the dust?

285 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 13:37

When God wants him to.

Am I God?

286 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 15:56

The very act of questioning yourself makes it quite unlikely.

Should I upgrade my Shimano 105s to Dura-Ace?

287 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 19:26

Only if you can still do barrel rolls afterwards.

Why does the right lens keep falling out from my glasses?

288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 20:07

you are masturbating too much.

I didn't get my admission from university of choice, should I go on a killing spree in the admission office?

289 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 20:13

No, because it might hurt your chances of getting into your second choice, and you'd probably wind up having to get an associates degree at your community college.

What is Squeeks doing this very second?

290 Name: ⊂二二二( ゚ m゚)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 20:46

Fapping to loli.

I'm moving to London, UK in September to study. What's the most important thing I should never leave my flat without?

291 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 21:09

A towel.
And maybe your oyster card.

What can I do to fall asleep when not even fwapping takes care of that problem?

292 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 23:09

Try to memorize the nutritional information on every box of every food in your home, and in your neighbors.

293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 23:18

How man cc is in a cubic lightyear?

294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 01:04

Approximately 8.469 times 10^53.

What's the best way to get extradited to the US?

295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 02:31

Change your legal name to أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن.
Then travel to the nearest US Embassy and scream "Marg bar Amrika!" for several hours until someone either asks you to leave or hands you a visa.

Do you have any tips for growing a really sweet beard?

296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 06:07

Go afghaan style. just let it go.
مرگ بر آمریکا ؟

I want to buy a PS3, how many people should I kill to get the money?

297 Name: ⊂二二二( ゚ m゚)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 06:32

Over 9000.

Why can I not memorise the trig ratios for 30°, 45° and 90°?

298 Name: MODD!be8zipsUOs : 1993-09-5007 08:38

Because your mnemonics for them consist of touching yourself at night.

What should I have for breakfast?

299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 08:38

Because your mnemonics for them consist of touching yourself at night.

What should I have for breakfast?

300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 10:59

Green eggs and ham.

Did I do a proper 300GET?!?

301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 11:43

Good enough for government work.

Will my slippers stop trying to chew off my feet?

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 11:47

You could try banging them against the wall a couple times.

Why do I spend so much time telling hoodlovers on 4chan's /f/ to die in a fire?

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 11:55

Because you take it up the butt too rarely lately. =(

What does the future of 4chan's /b/ hold?

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 12:23

You mean it has a future?

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 12:37

Yes. Maybe not at 4chan, but it has become legendary among certain people.
Even if 2ch would be forced to close down, people would remember and sing it's praise for a long while afterwards.
It's slightly like that for /b/, only more /b/tarded and not as famous globally.

What's a hood-lover and is it ghetto/robin related?

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 12:51

It's a /b/quality /f/ meme that needs to die in a fire.

What's hotter, a guy making out with a clone of himself, or a guy making out with the one he was named after, after going back in time to catch him at the same age as the time-traveller?

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 14:30

The latter, but only if they both have an androgynous name and the predecessor is female.

How many faggots should I gun down today?

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 14:54

At least five, dykes are bonus points.

What's the worst tv show ever?

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 14:55

One is enough. You know who.

What is that weird blob Grandpa's been having at the back of his head lately?

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 16:12


311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 16:13


Why are my favourite Japanese drama series never fansubbed?

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 17:52

Because it's a deliberate conspiracy to spite you you.
They're watching you... You don't have much time left anymore... You can run but you can't hide.

Since when did fans really mean fanatics, as it used to in the past? Crazy fangirls/boys truly being insane shudder

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 17:56

>>312 needs more echo.

>spite you you you you you you you you you


314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 20:45

>>312 It happened around the first time that we saw streaming episodes of Maid in Akihabara... and there was Mako. Something snapped within us, and to quote a great sage, Nothing could ever be the same.

What the hell is that groundhog doing under my car??!!

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 20:50

Burrowing. It's gonna jump out and slash you liek ninja at a good moment, and then steal your vespene gas.

Why should we always look on the bright side of life?

316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 21:03

Because we wear our sunglasses at night.

Can love bloom on a battlefield?

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 22:35

No, that would impossible, since love is a battlefield, and something cannot bloom on itself.

What will be the site for the next world war?

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 01:56

I have been told that outer space that is near Earth will be where the next war takes place. Long range missiles will be used primarily.

Has anybody actually put a screen door on a submarine and survive?

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 04:58

Well yes, when they had to evacuate a screen door factory in Mrdslovsk back in 1959 with just one of those newfangled Soviet nuclear sub. The exercise was somewhat pointless.

How come gay magic seems to have gone off the radar once more?

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 11:23

By gay magic.

Why does posting my social security number on 4chan's /b/ filter to a series of x's interrupted by dashes?

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 14:14

It doesn't. Sucks to be you.

Where do tanpopos go when they die?

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 17:51

They advance into the future along with the other three time travelers, where they will have to decide whether to continue with their journey.

Can you help it (popotan)?

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 00:48

No, that would violate the Prime Directive.

Why does Wikipedia have a Quantum Mechanics article in "Simple English"?

324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 02:25

Because some amateurs want to attempt to use Quantum Mechanics without learning other things to handle it safely.

Why do overseas countries continue to buy junk bonds from the USA?

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 17:51

Because the USA touches our collective tralala (mmm, our ding-ding-dong) in return.

How could this thread ever be bumped off the front page?

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 20:26

It has to get to 1000 posts.

If he shot the sheriff, why didn't he shoot the deputy?

327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 21:03

He ran out of bullets and he ran away, because Optimus Prime came to save the day.

When did one's favourite anime getting licensed become a curse rather than a blessing?

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 21:47

When more people than just the ones living in continents the animes were licensed in started downloading too. Tiny fansub group in e.g. USA, ceasing to sub a very non-mainstream series due to licensing in USA = bad news for eurofag fans. And since a significant majority of the anime-downloaders today are pubertal teens who think they are entitled to get anything they desire for free.

How can I become less bitter?

329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 23:00

Get laid regularly. It'll mellow you out bigtime.

Did Habitrail ever actually deliver the panda bear hamsters it advertized so many years ago?

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 03:29

No, but the breed is available at many pet stores near you.

What's the best book for learning to program in php?

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 04:03

The online manual. If you know anything about programming at all, it'll be really easy.

Or should he just get a CS degree?

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 05:49

He'd have to travel to South Korea for that, and wait until their SC program gets a sister degree. So, no.

What is the cancer that is killing DQN?

333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 12:15

That one poster who keeps trying to push "gay magic" as if it were funny enough to catch on.

What is the acne that keeps DQN from getting laid?

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 15:08

The guy who isn't into the whole thing.

What is the follicle infection that hurts DQN whenever it sits down?

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 15:25

Gay magic-itis of the pubula.

How come one of you seems to hate Gay Magic? It's funny after all!

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 17:23

Because they too don't get laid often enough.

What'll Grandpa's next birthday be like?

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 17:45

( ・-・) He won't live to see it.

( ・-・) Why doesn't anybody like me?

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 20:08

Because you need a dent in your face too.

How long will my new piggy bank survive until it has to stop for hammer time again?

339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 21:49

Until noon tomorrow.

What happened with the happytastic mittens? Where did that go?

340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 06:15


341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 06:24

Why life exists? Rei got bored.

How many angry bananas does it take to raze the Colosseum ?

342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 08:49


Will Junior ever find true love?

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 09:57


Why are you staring at me?

344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 10:48

Because we can't quite understand how you managed to answer the wrong question even though there's a 1-hour margin...

So, will Junior ever find true love?

345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 13:51


I have a satellite dish and hundreds of channels to choose from, so why is there still nothing on TV?

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 14:53

Because you continue to give answers that are far below the standards of quality set forth by the Elitist Superstructure.

How can we further prevent Junior from finding true love?

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 16:46


Who wears mittens anyway?

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 18:33

People who live in the cold.

Why have gloves replaced mittens as ideal cold weather gear?

349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 18:56

Because silly hu-mans enjoy having having the entire surface of their hands covered by their gear, including in between their fingers.

How can we incinerate the 24-guy's brain the easiest?

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 19:16

By Scanning.

Since so many vintage horror movies are being remade, when can we hope for a decent version of "Scanners"?

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 19:19

There is none because so many remakes fail to recapture the greatness of the original.

Will there ever be a videogame based movie that is great?

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 06:14

Not for as long as Uwe Boll walks this earth. Likely not even after he's daid and buried... assuming he can be killed by conventional weapons.

I need a weapon to kill me a fascist. What would you suggest?

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 11:48

The Petition to make Whiny Congressmen play Violent Video Games. Works a charm.

When will World of Starcraft come out?

354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 17:07

October 1993.

Is September ever going to end?

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 17:09

I don't know, but wake me up when it does.

Zzz ... zzz... zzz ... snort?

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 19:25

mhm, quite.

How many different colors of towels will I need for my grand scarf project?

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 00:48


Who will get to see the final result of your scarf project?

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 01:08

None, he will hang himself with an off-white towel when he goes insane trying to complete his grand scarf project with towels.

Why does David Blaine hate America?

359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 04:46

Gay Magic!

So, do you still play Starcraft?

360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 16:52

Who doesn't?

No, really, who doesn't still play Starcraft?

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 18:03

Fools. We will get them. Oh yes, we will... MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA

When will Duke Nukem Forever finally be made? (;_; )

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 19:42

It's being made since 10 years.


363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 19:51

To ask you why I need a function.

Why do I need to have a function in life?

364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 20:12

Because the efficiency gestapo will have you terminated otherwise.

Is there any form of singing superior to a capella?

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 21:19

Overtone singing. But that's it.

Where can I get a free army of intelligent-enough-but-not-too-clever minions?

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 22:01


Is it me or is it getting hotter?

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 23:34

It's you. Dayum, you sure are hot.

Where can I obtain e-books of the Harry Dresden series?

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 01:32

At the e-library. It's down the e-street at the e-plaza. Be careful not to get e-mugged.

The show aired for almost 40 years so far, but the question remains unanswered? Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 02:22

Take the A train.

How much is a ticket?

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 10:16

A piece of string.

Is it bad if my one purpose in life is to explode, of course?

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 11:46


should we raise the alert level to a slightly-off lavender?

372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 13:00

I'd be more inclined to declare it a more mauvey shade of pinky-russet.

Is there any problem with leaving my bike rack on my car for the next two seasons?

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 15:01

shouldn't be

i'm hungry, where should i go for food?

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 17:42


How do I develop telepathic powers?

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 18:30

You must construct additional pylons.

How do we get Rei's to serve us?

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 22:57

You have to spawn more overlords.

What would be on the menu?

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 00:52

zergrush kekeke served with mashed terran on the side

if a+b=c and c=u what is the value of t?

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 02:41

I don't know, but C*U=P.

So, have you stopped beating your wife?

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 03:45

Yes. After giving her two black eyes, I think she understands my point of view now.

If Korea eat cat and China eat dog, what does Mongolia eat?

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 04:17


If time is a cube, why does it only have four sides?

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:11

Because a cube has four sides.

Why did I press the release emergency mittens button?

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:20

Because you're the kind of flaming moron who thinks a cube has four sides.

Why is >>380 such a flaming moron?

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:25


Why is your mom such a flaming moron?

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:37

because she's hot and stupid

Does italians write in italics?

385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:37

because she's hot and stupid

Does italians write in italics?

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:38

because she's hot and stupid

Who wants some fucking cookies?

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 06:59

I'd rather have weed brownies.

What's the first concern of a rev-olution yeah yeah?

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 07:16

You gotta burn with the fever of a retribution yeah yeah.

I'm selling the illusion, creating your confusion, but who is the creator?

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 09:56

Why, me of course.

How old is the panda meme in the insult threads, exactly?

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 10:27

Too old.

How do we kill that panda meme?

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 10:59

Firebombs. Lots of firebombs.

Why is she such a slut?

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 12:30

Because you fucking fanboys want her that way.

Isn't it sad Sacchin? ;_;

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 12:32

Because she's your mom.

Is that the oldest meme ever?

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 13:03

No, "hello my future girlfriend" is older.

Is this loli?

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 13:27

No, this is Patrick.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I mean, seriously.

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:33

Any sea dweller that wishes to have a well-protected home with minimal allergic reactions would live in a pineapple under the sea.

What is the greatest beer in the world?

397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 15:22

Not Heineken, to state the obvious. Shitty beers like that one should be illegal to sell.

Where did that panda meme originate from?

398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:52

A panda.


399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:55

Push butan.

Looks peachy, doesn't it?

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 20:48

Tastes peachy too, as peaches are wont to do.

Why can't I stop obsessing about David Tennant in drag? I'm not gay, damnit, nor am I into shemales.

401 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 21:30

Because you're a straight female.

Why does everyone hate on poor Tom Bombadil?

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 02:34

His boots are too yellow?


403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:23

Just killed a mananan.
Put a gun against his headeadead.
Pulled my trigger,now hes deadeadead.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

404 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 20:40

It's both.


405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 22:15

Located at 3138 Fillmore Street, but closed in 1972.

One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small.
What do the ones that mother gives you do?

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 22:18

They make my voice sound squeaky and these things grow on my chest. Looks like mommy wanted a girl after all.

Why did daddy have to kill himself?

407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 00:50

It was probably something you did.

Could God make a burrito so hot he could not eat it?

408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 03:49

Yes. Don't ask how, it's just the nature of omnipotence.

Is belief in God an outdated coping mechanism of human evolution?

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 04:05

It's a control mechanism. You can't control someone who believes in himself or in Nature, but you can control a group who believes in an invisible, external, centralized power force. Now say you speak for the power force and you have an army of fanatics under your control.

Do you love Nature?

410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 04:51


What's the ideal religion to create for the purpose of acquiring mindless minion-drones?

411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 04:54



Or maybe fascism? I think fascism is more fragile.

412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 08:45

Fascism demands you go out and conquer, losing many valuable minions in the process.

Why didn't anyone build a bigger battleship than the Yamato in WW2?

413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 16:07


Why do torrents suck so much?

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 16:11

You're not uploading enough. There's a tit-for-tat algorithm.

What does the "tit" mean? What about "tat"?

415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 16:31

Everyone knows what tit means, and tat's that.

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 17:08

Sheep, pigs in threes, bored shepards, and little girls dressed in red.
Odin isn't so fond of him either.

Will the Beowulf film be suitably epic?

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 19:10

Only if there are clusters.

What do said clusters do in soviet russia?

418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 20:02

Fill the internet with spam.

Why is the world so hostile to new, fresh ideas?

419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 20:03

Assemble YOU!!

Where has the real Soviet Russia#deadjew of 4chan fame gone?

420 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 20:04

Because we always did it that way. It was good enough for gramps, it's good enough for you.
Hiding in a foxhole somewhere in Iraq.

Where is Squeeks?

421 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 20:19

In a secret Thai detox monastery.

Does Squeeks get to carry his hat on board the airplane?

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 20:39

It's about as liquid as blackberry jam, which was taken off me at the airport last time, so I would say no.

Do people still play Everquest I?

423 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 22:57

Only the real, true HARDCORE ELITE. All the new stuff is for n00bz, and my asshole mom wont buy me a new computer anyway, the bitch.

I know that Firiona Vie is my soulmate, but no one understands our love. Do you think she will be my girlfriend?

424 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 01:48


Why are there holes in my walls?

425 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 08:39

Because you have an anger management issue.

Why are posts more fun to read if you don't know the person who wrote them?

426 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 08:45

Because you can attribute all sorts of personal problems to them, without fear of retribution. Incidentally, you like to peek on nude beaches.

Will there ever be a new Indiana Jones movie?

427 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 10:54

Yes, starring Harrison Ford in a wheelchair as a grayhaired, MGS-inspired Indy.

Werewolf toolbox hack?

428 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 10:58



429 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 11:08

Because you're not a cat.


430 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 11:15

Help is a word used to indicate distress or the need for assistance. For example, one may shout "Help!" to a passerby if being robbed by a thief. Person-to-person help can come in a variety of forms; monetary assistance in the form of grants or loans, or scholarships is considered a way to help a person get on their feet in the world, people can lend emotional help in times of depression, educational help, and physical help to those in need of such assistance. For example, the elderly and young are frequent recipients of help. Often in sports people may call out for "Help" signaling that they need assistance from one of their team mates. Help is often associated with SOS, the international Morse code distress signal. It consists of three dots, three dashes, and three dots:

· · · ― ― ― · · ·

This is the same as for the letters S, O and S, except that it is sent as one single letter - that is, with the inter-letter spaces converted to inter-element spaces.

When wil Grandpa die?

431 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 11:24

"NEVARRr" and "Already gone". Guess why he sometimes gets a craving for brains.

Where did my pants go? Why?

432 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 11:44

To Mexico, bitches. They wanted to do the Moot.

Do Japanese people sometimes wonder why Donald Duck doesn't wear a pleated skirt with his sailor suit?

433 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 11:52


why won't you touch my pee pee?

434 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 12:15

Because you touch yourself at night, you dirty man-slut.

Where do we go for lunch?

435 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 12:37


What would Douglas Adams be writing if he were alive today?

436 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 12:47

Yet another article about how much Macs rule.

What would be the ultimate Towel Day towel?

437 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 14:32

A replica of Ford's nutrient-soaked towel with wires etc inside.

438 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 14:33

Why didn't >>437 ask anything?

439 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 14:33

Whoops, forgot my question.
Where is Sarah Connor?

440 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 14:34

It would be extremely fluffy and absorbing, yet stylish enough to wear as a scarf at the funeral of a beloved revolutionary leader of banana republica (not a dictator, no.)

how can I emancipate my orgasm?

441 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 14:36

In my pants.
Because >>438 is getting old.

Why are tiny ghost sheep.exe instances roaming across your screen, acting silly, heartwarming?

442 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 14:39

They're not silly, they're cute!

why did >>440 not answer the question above him? and what is the answer to that?

443 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 20:16

He was a slowpoke, only unlike his role model he will never evolve. Sarah Connor is in my pants, if you know what I mean. And I think you do!

How come there's no outernet?

444 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 20:19

There is, it's just past the extranet.

Why do I want bulletproof armor?

445 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 21:16

Because you don't buttsechs yourself often enough, lately. And eat too much cheese.

Is there a place ones and zeros go after they die?

446 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 21:19

They go to binary hell, which is located in your abortion of a post.

If Jack Thompson succeeds in banning violent video games and rap music, would it really be a loss if we couldn't play 50 Cent: Bulletproof?

447 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 21:31


Why can't we toss 50 Cent and Jack Thompson into a Thunderdome cage? Two men enter, one man leaves.

448 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 21:55

Because it would be far better to toss both into a place where two man enter, nothing leaves.

Why doesn't watching anime ever get old for me?

449 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 22:08

You have short-term memory loss and keep watching the pilot episode of Speed Racer episode over and over again.
Also, you're homosexual.

Why doesn't Jack Thompson fight to ban that crap for plaguing our youth with Epilepsy, ADHD and Stupid?

450 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 08:58

Because he's an asshat who was touched on his pee-pee place by a video game at a young age.

Why is gluing captions to cats such a fun hobby?

451 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 16:38

Because we no longer have access to purchasing D engines from Estes.

What is the future of model rocketry?

452 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 16:57

It's in my pants, bay-bee.

Will I ever get cured of my lolicon?

453 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 18:31

Once you grow up and learn to no longer find the traits you associate with lolis attractive - yes.

Where can you get the best banana daiquiri?

454 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 18:47

In a New York cocktail bar whose name escapes me at the moment.

Is there any anime fan who doesn't enjoy Lucky Star? If so, how shall we go about curing them of their delusion?

455 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 18:50

They should be smacked in the back of the head with a wooden cane.

When will China stop being a shitty place?

456 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 19:03

When this country opens up its asshole.

How many votes is Kouichi Toyama going to get in the upcoming Tokyo Governor election?

457 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 20:04

A record landslide of 100% of all ballots counted.
However only two voters will show up to fill out a ballot, and one of them will be disqualified for being a giant chicken.

When Kouichi Toyama wins the election, will his office first mandate shaved and polished heads for all citizens, or some other less important law?

458 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 20:12

He will probably just crack down on adult comic book artists.

How will the adult comic book artists fight back?

459 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 22:00

By switching to original non-adult manga, which will be made into wildly popular anime in which the original mangaka are brutally mocked. Like Koshi Rikdo, with Excel Saga.

What ever happened to Koshi Rikdo, anyway?

460 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 00:56

He caught terminal bonitis, and, well, terminated.

How come bonobos get to have hot lesbian monkey sexxors, but I can't ever land a woman?

461 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 11:28

Because you're not a bonobo.

It seems so awful that chimpanzees eat monkeys. Why?

462 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 11:52

Look deep inside your soul. The answer is there somewhere.

Do YOU believe?

463 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 12:35



464 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 13:42

Hell no.

What the hell is WRONG with you people?

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 14:07

All sorts of things. Mainly that we're just fictional elements of your imagination.

What is "gar"?

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 14:09

We believe.

Are there any MMOGs that do not crack down on free fan-run servers?

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 14:11

Lurk moar. It originally is short for "gay for Archer", then developed into a designation of manly/heroic qualities.
There's World of Warcraft, not much crackdown going on in Europe at least.

How much is that doggy in the window, the one with the waggy tail?

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 16:22

10bux, payable to Lowtax.

When will the sequel to Avenue Q hit Broadway?

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 18:30

October 1.

Incidentally, what day is it?

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 18:47

September 5020. A day which will live in infamy.

Now that I've finally gotten out of prison, how can I possibly reclaim my masculinity?

471 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 19:25

Rape a pro wrestler.

Will I ever stop having to construct additional pylons?

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 20:19

Not until you slay every last Sleestak.

Were you as hot for Holly as I was?

473 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 20:53

Holly as in the Red Dwarf computer? Oh yeah. Totally.

Why do so many guys get off to porn that ends with the guy fapping onto the girl's face?

474 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 00:16

Because herpes of the eye is hawt.

I don't have a question, what should I ask?

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 10:17

How about ...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the Usenet Oracle didn't ZOT me before finishing this question?

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 13:53


Orry, what's that smoking pile of zotted gristle doing over here?

477 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 15:53

O RLY? I see no gristle.

Why do you see gristle? There's no gristle, so why do you see it?

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:37


How do I remove it?

479 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 17:37

With angry, angry bees.

What's the best non-DQN meme?

480 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 18:41


Do you say oppai like "oh-pie" or "up-pie"?

481 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 19:14

I say it like "おっぱい", but I'm a weeaboo.

Will there ever be a Hollywood adaptation of Densha Otoko? Who would be cast for the main roles?

482 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 20:21

Dwayne The Rock Johnson as Densha (all that fanatical D&D playing as a teen payed off), and Paris Hilton as Hermes.

Do you now see why we must prevent Hollywood from ever making an adaptation of the story?

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 21:02

Yes, it has been made as apparent to me as the sun.

Are there any good strategy games with a large political element to them?

484 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 13:03

It seems to me that you're looking for Diplomacy. It's over on the second bookshelf in the back.

While you're here, do you need any ten-siders?

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 13:20

No, but I do require a 13-sided non-Euclidean die if you can provide me with one. Got a Cthulhu game this Saturday, you know.

Do you want to be eaten first?

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 13:32

No, get the fat guy over there first if you please.

Why the hell doesn't anyone actually insult anyone else in the insult thread?

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 13:49

Because they're all amateurs. I sneer at them. SNEER, I say!!

Where outside Japan can I get me some Sata Andagi? The batch I had in Kyushu were delicious, I must have more!

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 23:44

There is this place called "Domo Japanese Steakhouse" maybe you should try it.

what was the greatest computer hack in history?

489 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 07:22

The one where I took an axe to my college VAX.

Is the Cat Macros song at win or what?

490 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 11:00

It's what.

What's that on your head?

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 11:17

Why, I'm glad you asked. It's my new and improved thinking cap!

What should I invent next?

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 20:47

Sex robots. Get to it.

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 21:26

They smell the toilet paper.

What is the best book to have in eBook format?

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 22:50

House of Leaves.

Why doesn't it exist?

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 23:39

Everybody decided to leave the house, so without an observer it lies in a quantum state.

Tree, Woods, Hear?

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 05:07

I hear the maples cried "oppresion", no word back from the oaks at this point, however.

Um, whatever happened to Elijah Woods, anyway?

497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5024 09:26

Eaten by James Woods.

What exactly is the trouble in the forest, the unrest in the trees?

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:22

Woodpeckerses. Us treeses, we hates them fuckerses.

How do I cut down the mightiest tree in these woods with a herring?

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 02:40

You must construct additional shrubberies.

Where can I find a shrubber?

500 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 19:32

If you shout NI to an old woman enough times, she will tell you where the shrubber is.

How many DQN memes can be compressed into one phrase?

501 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 00:05

Sorry we just ran out of too much gay magic for one hand, because it's winter and it carries out and is w

Anyone want to do it better?

502 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 00:48

Leave out the gay magic part and it'd be perfect.

Where can I find true happiness?

503 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 11:21

Its right here in my pants.

Where can I find true happiness?

504 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 11:46

Its right there in your pants.

Where can I find true cat penis?

505 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 13:30

On a true cat.

Where can I find true love?

506 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 13:37

On a true sheep

What should I have for breakfast today?

507 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 13:40

A big, thick, firm... banana. Plenty of potassium.

What should I do today instead of studying for exams?

508 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 13:53

Post in the insult thread.

Where is my stapler?

509 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 17:02

Between the baby and the chicken.

Waddya call a guy with a shovel through his head?

510 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 17:13

Cheval Pelle.

Lost you, didn't I?

511 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 19:11

Sure did! I expected you to say "Doug."

Should I chop the hot peppers into the tomato sauce, or should I fry them up with the onions and put them through the food mill first?

512 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 19:40

Chop them into the sauce.

Should I study for my (ooh!) Black Politics exam or write my Eastern European Dictatorial Regimes final paper?

513 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 19:45

That depends on which one is a higher percentage of your final grade. On the whole, you should probably knock out the paper, and study when you get bored.

Have you considered changing PolSci to a minor and getting a hard science degree instead, so you don't wind up like me?

514 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 00:29

No, I majored in Broadway history to be the gayest, most magical DQN.

If art snobs had to survive in the woods for months until they were found by rescurers, how would they do it without practical knowledge?

515 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 01:17

Ever seen a movie called Alive? It would be like that, but instead of a rugby team eating their dead to stay alive, they wouldn't. Actually, It would be more like The Blair Witch Project.

Would you like some Turkey Jerky?

516 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 03:07

I would -adore- some Turkey Jerky, although sweet 'n' spicy beef jerky is preferable.

Do otaku actually enjoy looking at a girl in pants that could house a hobo encampment, a poorly styled wig, and cat ears?

517 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 03:32

looking at a girl in pants? hell no.

why can't i stay away from dqn? i've tried to quit coming here several times but i always end up coming back...

518 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 14:06

You thought it was over, but the jones kicked in.

Why hasn't Howard Chaykin's "Black Kiss" been turned into a movie yet?

519 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 18:12

Too much sex; not enough car chases and pistol duels.

Why hasn't DQN been turned into a movie yet?

520 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 19:13

I think it has.

How do you explain Gay Niggers From Outer Space otherwise?

521 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 23:16

Somebody felt like combining as many random ideas tnto one film.

Would a sensitive mathmatician get a heart attack after hearing about the number of clones of Lentilla?

522 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 01:16

Any mathematician would tell you clones do not exist. At any rate, as long as the hypothetical number remains defined in the real domain, they wouldn't blink an eye if it was anything between negative infinity and positive infinity.

Why do I always get the urge to divide by zero?

523 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 01:23

because things tend to break when that happens. and thats pretty kickass.


524 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 04:43

zero is signless i.e. it is neither positive or negative. Actually it is both. So when dividing by something infinitely small, the answer is both positive and negative infinity at the same time. That is not defined yet, so it doesn't work. kickass.

could you please call my cell? I want to hear my new ringtone.

525 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 05:55


what should i set my phone's default tone to: haruhi or lucky star?

526 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 06:44

All Alone for Christmas (as usual)

Which recording?

527 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 10:49

Parked mix.

Mi-mi-miracle Mikurun-run?

528 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:09



529 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 14:20

What the fuck kind of question is that?

Seriously, what the fuck kind of question is that?

530 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 15:06

The good kind.

Who rocks harder, Dragonforce or Tiny Tim?

531 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 15:30

Avril Lavigne.

What is obvious troll?

532 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 15:31

Obvious, I believe.

Where can I get free Weight Watchers Points calculator software? I know it must be out there somewhere ...

533 Name: : 1993-09-5028 15:58

In my pants. Meet me at MSN, bring champaign and a pair of handcuffs.

What's the best magical trick evar?

534 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 16:36

Making my wiener disappear, requiring nothing but a fair maiden with spread legs.

Why is Para Para the ultimate form of music that rules above all?

535 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 16:50

because Weeaboos think it is cool that you can flap your hands around like an idiot while listening to the equivelent of american happy hardcore.

Why is Japan superior?

536 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 17:00

It's not, really. It's just very clean and the people are polite, but very insular.

Is a Japanese wife a good idea?

537 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 18:06

Marriage is never a good idea, as the woman tends to give up doing things that impress her man.

When will people stop renaming "family values" into bigoted bullshit?

538 Name: : 1993-09-5028 19:57

Some day, maybe.

What are '"family values"', except for that Addams movie? o_O;;

539 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 21:46

A bunch of nu-metal bands on tour.

Why don't real men eat quiche?

540 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 22:25

Because it's too eggy. Real men subsist on an exclusive diet of T-bone steaks and the lamentations of their dead enemies' women.

What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented?

541 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 23:50

( ゚ ヮ゚) Mittens!

Who invented sliced bread, anyway?

542 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 00:25

The ancient Greeks, who also invented toast.

But who invented mittens?

543 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 05:51

The Bavarian Illumittani.

Where is Bavaria, anyway? My sources tell me it's somewhere near Germany...

544 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 09:12

Bavaria is part of Germany.

Why is the sky? No typo. Why is it?

545 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 13:16

Because the little yellow smurfs.

Why did a perfectly ordinary reboot shoot my partition table to hell this morning?

546 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:26

Because you failed to avoid the incoming game, Bob.

Is there any chance that Mainframe will get off their collective asses and come up with a new season for Reboot?

547 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:31

About as much as your mom winning the 347th Official Hell Ice Skating Championship.

Why do those chaps in the insult thread not appreciate long drawn-out sentences?

548 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:47

None of them even know how to insult properly. Why would they have any appreciation for the finer things in life?

As long as we're on the subject, why doesn't anyone in the insult threads actually insult the previous poster?

549 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 16:29

It wouldn't be VIP quality if we did that.

Or would it?

550 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:42

Well, that's the crux of the biscuit, as my mammy always said. Is DQN really about the attitude of the response, or the actual crappiness of the response? Some people would like to have it BOTH ways, and they generally get flooded out. It's a damned shame, honestly.

Well, that being said, what is DQN really all about?

551 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:46

Its all about me, but no one realizes it, nor will they ever believe it.

Come to think of it, why can't I shoot Chi from my fingertips like a laser?

552 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:48

( ゚ ヮ゚) Mittens!
((/ デ.ㄟ) The eternal blackness of my soul.
(・∀・) Solving the question above us!
( ´ω`) Dur dang kids getting off my lawn!
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!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)   
i  乂-‐ −! i  Sorry, we're all out of things we're really all about.
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Why don't people use the established DQN characters in their responses a bit more? Not excessively, mind you.

553 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 20:51

Because neither are your fingertips black, nor do they have googly eyes and an oversized gaping red mouth.
Because all that kopipe makes you a slowpoke.

Does the Simulation Argument ( convince you, DQN? Are we living in a simulation?

554 Name: : 1993-09-5029 21:01

What? Do you mean you didn't know?

No, really. How didn't you know?

555 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 21:07

I was not cleared for that information.

Now that I have obtained it, where should I go to be terminated with extreme prejudice by Our Friend Computer?

556 Name: : 1993-09-5030 06:24

Nowhere. This time, you only get a warning. The third time, however...

How can I get a without going all the way to Scotland to buy one?

557 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 06:33

Why, at Spurtle City! A giant warehouse of spurtles for every occasion!

If a spatula and a spurtle had to fight to the death, which would emerge victorious?

558 Name: : 1993-09-5030 07:27

Careful testing by putting a spurtle and a spatula to fight to the death against each other revealed that the winner is the spurtle. As the less fragile implement, it won by keeping its structural integrity fairly intact, while as the spatula's flat surface got shattered in a single, strong swing against the spurtle. I'd upload some photos of the fight, if I would've had a camera to document it with.

Coffee, yay or nay, and why?

559 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 07:43

Yay, because it makes me feel less tired.

When will I be able to grow a beard long enough to braid into my chest hair?

560 Name: : 1993-09-5030 08:11

Your chemotherapy will permanently damage your hair follicles, everywhere on your body. You will be known as Iktar, the hairless man-ape, and we shall put you in a cage, poke you with a stick, and laugh at you and all the other silly hu-mans.

In what direction is Orion? We have some unfinished business there.

561 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 08:13

Second star to the left, and on 'til morning.

Who can wear a tutu in a manly way?

562 Name: : 1993-09-5030 12:35

Ace Ventura.

What other celebrity can do the same?

563 Name: : 1993-09-5030 12:41

564 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 12:50

Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel. Everything they wear is instantly infused with a brilliant aura of manliness.

How do porcupines mate?

565 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 14:59

Very carefully.

On a related note, can a hedgehog be buggered if you shave it first?

566 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 17:04

No, the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

And what was it that's normally on the end of a wizard's staff?

567 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 17:18

A charred victim.

Why do I get so many BSODs lately? I thought Windows XP was supposed to be moderately stable.

568 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 17:55

Your hardware is crap.

Why are you running Windows XP in the first place?

569 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 18:01

Because Vista is crap, and so are all the other Windows, but I want to play games and can't get Wine to run on my Ubuntu installation.

Why is Harry Potter so ridiculously overhyped?

570 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 23:26

Because something needs to be overheyped. I prefer overhype over a fairly entertaining novel than other bullshit. At least potheads are easier to deal with and tolerate that wapanese yaoi fan girls.

How can I write the above without sounding like a dork?

571 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 23:48

By phrasing it in the form of a Harry Potter yaoi fanfic. =^_________^= WAI!


572 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 01:30


Whafjivoho hfojvip thpios?

573 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 10:52

Your keyboard would be less fucked up.

Is there any way I can rid myself of this pesky need for sleep?

574 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 12:07

Drink a bottle of bleach and you will never have to worry about sleep again.

Why do humans have 5 fingers on each hand? We hardly ever use the pinky, and naturally counting in octal would be more convenient for computer scientists.

575 Name: : 1993-09-5031 12:55

>>574 honestly believes people don't use that finger all the time.
...err. I mean, because we developed from animals that was built that way, and most people actually do use that finger all the time. You just never think about it properly, because you use the tip itself of that finger less frequently than the whole finger itself.

Why is using lame, pathetic and silly insults in the insult thread addictive?

576 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 14:04

Because it's a hell of a lot easier than coming up with creative, powerful and rage-inducing insults.

Where are the wild things?

577 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 14:59

I don't know, but they sure make my heart sing.

Why are computer games addictive?

578 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 15:01

It's a combination of the glowing screen and the opportunity to press buttons.

Why don't computer games interest me anymore?

579 Name: : 1993-09-5031 15:38

Because you stopped wanting to push buttons for the sake of pushing buttons. Get back to work, Jetson! Lazy scum.

What's the ultimate ascii/similar art?

580 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 15:49


(its minimalist)

How do I get in contact with myself?

581 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 16:56

Deposit 50 bux underneath the northernmost bench in your local park. You will then contact yourself for further instructions.

582 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 16:57

And here's the question: Why is AIDS such a hilarious thing?

583 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 17:07

Actually, it's not hilarious at all. You're just horribly immature and will laugh at anything.

Shouldn't you be in school?

584 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 17:26

No, I'm homeschooled by my mom. She tells me to laugh at the AIDSfags who will surely burn in Hell.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

585 Name: : 1993-09-5031 17:28

Cod will lead me to salivation.

What's the deal with Seinfeld?

586 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 21:50

There was no soup for him.

When will people stop believing in the big beards in the sky?

587 Name: Resonance : 1993-09-5032 03:26

When they notice the shit on the ground.

Why is comedy based solely around enjoying other people's pain?

588 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 07:22

Because humans are evil.

How do we purge this evil from ourselves?

589 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 08:05

Whips, chains, electric shocks and waterboarding.

How come people keep pointing fingers and staring at my codpiece? Doesn't anyone have a sense of fashion anymore?

590 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 09:24

Nobody born past 1980 has a sense of fashion. They were declared illegal in November 1979.

Who is the best Science Fiction author in the world ever?

591 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 12:28

Isaac Asimov of course.

What are the three laws of robotics?

592 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 13:11

1) fellatio is better than regular, unless you are robotized real-doll.
2) spare parts can be ethically used only if they're not installed onto another robot already.
3) when taking robot exam, all mobile transmitters must be shut off and graphic calculator may not have executable programs on it. Write with black or blue ballpoint only.

That's actually just a guess, reasoned from a particular frame of reference. Do you know the real three laws?

593 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:34

Yes I do.

Who are the brain police?

594 Name: : 1993-09-5032 19:37

The swibbles. Beware of them.

What can I ask for at Rei's that I'll actually get?

595 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 19:40

Try asking for a snarky answer.

What's the difference between Shorinji Kempo and Shaolin Kung Fu?

596 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 20:59

The tasty side dishes that are served at mealtimes.

Who are 'they'?

597 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 21:17


Shorinji Kempo is Japanese, and therefore more awesome than the wimpy Chinese Shaolin Kung-fu.


Macaroni and Cheese
Twice Baked Potatoes

What makes people believe in psychics?

598 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 22:47

The way they're statistically right 50% of the time.

Why did they make a Scarface videogame now as opposed to when the movie was new?

599 Name: Resonance : 1993-09-5033 03:57

Because you wouldn't have been able to tell who was who on Arati's 8 bit glory.

Are we there yet?

600 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 03:59

Because when the movie was new, videogames were seen as a child's toy, and no one would make a child's toy based on Scarface.

Why can't I sleep before 4am anymore?

601 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 07:40

No, stop asking.
Because you have to obsessively refresh /dqn/ to see if anyone has replied to your insult/praise/question.

What would the world be like if humans had evolved without pinky fingers?

602 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 11:57

Our ancestors would have fallen out of trees a lot more thanks to reduced grip, so the major world religions would probably denounce gravity as being the work of evil.

Why are manga so ridiculously cheap in Japan?

603 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 12:06

Because luxuries are expensive.

How do I get these CRANBERRY JUICE STAINS out of my AFGHAN RUG?

604 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 12:10

Bleed on them, then wash the blood out with cold water. (Disclaimer: No idea if it works, it has worked on other carpet stains for me though)

When will be the next Death of 4chan?

605 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 13:00

There are already numerous cancers that are killing /b/, so I guess it's not much longer.

Iiichan, best imageboard collection or bestest image board collection?

606 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 15:33

Wakachan is Superior.

Why can't I edit the entry about us on Dramatica?

607 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 15:56

Because you suck, and they hate you also.

Why are the mittens red and not purple?

608 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 15:58

Because purple is a highly unnatural colour, and red symbolises love.

When will someone upload Sam Harris's The End Of Faith to Bookchan?

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 22:34

When the copyright expires.

What color does a smurf turn when it has no oxygen?

610 Name: : 1993-09-5034 01:49



611 Name: : 1993-09-5034 10:28

Because that is the color of dead smurf tissue.

If the oxygen in our air is O2, what's the formula for active oxygen? Is it ozone? Is it an oxygen singlet?

612 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 10:34

No idea.

What the hell is active oxygen?

613 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 13:19

It's oxygen that doesn't just sit on its ass in front of a computer all day, eating crap while its ass expands. It gets OUT and accomplishes something, young man!

What's a good mental exercise to generate a sense of ambition?

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5034 16:39

Repeating "you can do anything as long as you put your mind to it" 1000 times, despite the fact that it is a busted myth.

Will people quit dividing by zero, only to attempt to calculate the square root of negative numbers?

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 00:24


Is Squeeks still in London?

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 00:28

No, he moves around daily to escape the agents of the Elitist Superstructure's affiliates. His current location is an otherwise uninhabited island somewhere between Okinawa and Hawaii.

Why are there so few good adventure games out lately? The only recent ones I've liked were Runaway 2 and Sam'n'Max.

617 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 00:38

Because great plots end up being bought by vaporware corporations.

Will wire frame graphics ever be cool again?

618 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 03:19

Of course, once retro-gaming reaches that point, so give it another ten years or so.

I need to contrast libertarianism vs utilitarianism, focussing on justice and economic distribution. How on earth am I gonna write 4500 words about that???

619 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 04:51

First, come up with a blinding, opinionated generalization about the subject, turn it into something that remotely resembles a thesis, and proceed to ramble on for a few hundred paragraphs citing nonsensical evidence to prove your illogical points. Make sure to have a conclusion with a witty quote by some famous person.

What grade will >>618 get?

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 10:46


what should i have for breakfast?

621 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 11:32

Ten McRib burgers.

How many more burgers do I need to eat until my liver fails or my arteries clog up?

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 08:37

Doesn't matter, you're going to die in two weeks.

Is it lupus, doctor?

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 09:04

It's never lupus.

How many more seasons will ER run for?

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 10:07


will you be sent to ER or a GP if you contracted a DQN?

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 10:30

IC, after one hour due to brainshock

I have a girl neighbour who could lose some weight and then I'd do her. How to go about it?

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 11:30

Cut off both her legs and rape her.

Why is DJ SHARPNEL fun to listen to and LOLI RIPE isn't?

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 14:51

obviously you're a retard.... both are hideous.

Is prostitution legal in your country?

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 15:04

Legal? Hell, they're unionized.

Why is Harvest Moon so much fun?

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 22:02

Because you're a born farmer. Go till some fuckin' soil, hayseed.

How do I correct against gradual buttock drift?

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 22:04

Move to a faster-drifting continent.

Should I spend five years studying Geophysics?

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 23:51

Yep. Great plan. What a suckers.

Yes Mth'kly?

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 15:22



633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 15:43


634 Name: : 1993-09-5038 16:02


If babies come from storks, why don't we all have beaks?

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 17:17

Storks are only employed in the shipping department, not assembly/production.

You push button ... but receive no bacon. What happens next?

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 17:33

A ninja drops down from the ceiling and cuts you to pieces.

How do I learned Gun-Kata?

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5038 22:36

  1. Tape gun to sword
  2. ????
  3. Profit

What would happen if the vogons tried to copy the underpants gnome business plan?

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 00:40

They'd find that an enterprising tribe of gnomes in the area of the former Soviet Georgia had already combined poetry with underpants acquisition.

When fucking the system, should one use a condom?

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 07:36

Only if you're not planning on systematic impregnation.

Balsamic vinegar?

640 Name: : 1993-09-5039 08:36

Excellent with Strawberries, really.
And stop hitting the Lucky Star so hard.

How are you going to celebrate next year's Towel Day?

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 10:16

By hanging myself with a towel and leaving 42 suicide notes scattered around town.

Does orgone energy really exist?

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 11:39

Yes, but it's all gone.

I bought a watch a couple months ago and the battery is dead. Did I get screwed?

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 14:11

No, the watch did.

Will playing Chess make me more attractive to the ladies?

644 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 16:59

only if you use your wang as a chess piece.

how much penis shrinkage do the scientists of Antarctica get?

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 19:26

Enough to turn their manhoods into miniature black holes. They had to spend millions of dollars of research grants to come up with a way of shielding the rest of the Earth from their wangs' gravitational pull.

646 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 19:27

Question: What do eunuchs do in their spare time, being unable to fap?

647 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 19:39

They watch American Wrestling

How on earth could you forget to ask a question after answering?

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:10

Short term memory loss resulting from chronic dementia stemming from neurosyphilis enabled by an immune system compromised by HIV contracted from dumpster diving in medical waste.

Do you kn

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:40

no I don't.

A public place has a men's room and a women's room. Where does the hermaphrodite go?

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 20:43

This is actually the reason why hermaphrodites do not exist: They die from exhaustion for never finding a suitable restroom.

What the hell am I doing here?

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 01:30

I don't know, you creep. You don't belong here anyway.

What is the Meaning of Fife?
(Barney Fife)

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 03:34


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 03:51

why is debian so incredibly sexy?

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 03:55

Because I said so.

Why did >>653 fail so much?

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 04:01

to draw attention away from >>652.

why wont my helmet fit anymore?

656 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 16:40

Helmut swapped his with yours, because he's got a nasty case of hydrocephalus. Don't worry though, now you've got a cool spike like grandpa used to back in the Great War.

How was the Great War anyway, grandpa?

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 18:24

Dont call me grandpa, kid! I aint that old! Anyhow, the war sucked and wasn't great at all. Glad its over now.

Will the third world war be fought out in space?

658 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 21:23

No, it was fought below ground. You never realised it had started until it was already long over.

What doesn't Nazi science sneer at?

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 22:13

A moon that's made entirely out of water ice. Because it's white, you see.

What doesn't mad science embrace with gusto?

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 01:42

Science, scientific method, the scientific community, ethics, and hairbrushes.

What does Alien science learn by probing rural yokels?

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 03:35

It's like picking flowers, except it's DNA. Good DNA fetches a high price on the galactic market, I'm told.

Where are all the blue roses?

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 06:09

I ate them.

Where are all the orange roses?

663 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 07:09

I cornered the makret, then ate them.

Where are all the plaid roses?

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 11:56

The Scots turned all of them into kilts.

Where are all the spotted tulip bulbs?

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 13:31

The Americans turned them all into cartoon underpants.

Why are there so many patterned flowers being wiped out these days?

666 Name: : 1993-09-5041 14:05

Because people are mean poopyheads.

How does an android get drunk?

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 14:12

In binary.

Will there ever be a Genshiken musical?

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:12

Yes but Timbaland will sample the whole thing for a #1 hit hip hop song and steal all the credit.

Do freshly dead people bruise?

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:18

I think so, but it's probably best to find out for yourself.

What's the native resolution of the human eye?

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:27

1280 x 800, 32 colors.

Is there any reason to go to work today?

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:34

Yes, you will win a free iPod.

Should I go outside today?

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:36

Yes, you will win a free iPod.

Why do people think Jesus was Christian?*

*he's Jewish.

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:38

Because Christians are idiots.

When will Scott Adams's predicted Religion War start?

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:41

On the next episode of Lost.

Why doesn't my local grocery store supply Hi-C's Crazy Citrus Cooler anymore?

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:48

There's a betting pool running on how long you'll be able to survive without it.

Why did I just buy 32 copies of the Japanese translation of The Sorrows of Young Werther?

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:52

So you could sell 31 copies to some other loser who will then question his purchase.


677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 15:53

Why not?

Why did I just buy 31 copies of the Japanese translation of The Sorrows of Young Werther?

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:15

because >>677 and >>676 are the same person.

Why won't all these stupid superhero movies take a shit and die already?

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:20

Because people still go to watch them.

Is there anything the world needs more than a sixth season of Sailor Moon with the enemies being complete and utter moeblobs?

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 17:08

Yes, the world needs more pollution.

Remember when /b/ was good?

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 17:10

/b/ was never good.

Well, I've done the complete Carmina Burana, several anime soundtracks, DJ SHARPNEL, and Para Para Max. What should I have blasting out of my 600W car speakers at full volume with the windows down next?

682 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 17:12

Everything Hideki Naganuma: Jet Set Radio, JSRF, Ollie King, and Sonic Rush.

Should I join the Church of Scientology?

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 17:13

Yes, you will win a free iPod.

Now that news of Xenu are widely publicised, have Scientology joinee numbers dropped significantly?

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 18:33

You're not cleared for that knowledge.

Now that July 5th has come and gone many times, have any Sub-Genii demanded their money back from "Bob", or is X-day so much fun they'll keep practicing until they get it right?

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:03

All the dissatisfied SubGenii are now devout followers of Our Lady of Discord.

What's the exchange rate for 5 tons of flax these days?

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:11

6 tons of flax.

Who will you vote for? Hilary or Obama?

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 19:13

Stephen Colbert, as a write-in candidate.

Who will win? Colbert or Jon Stewart?

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:39


What does he win?

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:44

Two pounds of candied ham.

Should I order Chinese food tonight?

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 21:47

Another beer!

Why hasn't the US just bombed the shit out of everything yet?

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:11

No, haven't you been paying attention to the importation of imported food additives?
Using bombs could get messy, and the University of Saskatchewan is not equipped with efficient enough shit-extraction technology.

What is a better name for a city, Regina (Saskatchewan), or Fucking (Austria)?

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:18

The latter, obviously. Anyway, Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old.

What should I do after I've marked all the Nishitetsu train lines on Google Earth?

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:36

Solve my question.

What is DQN's one weakness?

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:39

The fact that nobody in the insult thread EVER insults the poster above him.

However, how is this exploitable?

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:50


But, who would want to destroy the Elite Superstructure?

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 22:55

Those who find the connotations of affiliation distasteful.

How shall we ever stop these scoundrels?

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 00:31

Gay magic.

Where can we enhance our gay magic?

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Why is my diner always out of everything?

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 07:09

Because Marty keeps robbing your supply trucks.

Is there a better band than Tenacious D?

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 13:54

Wardriver.. Because he made a song about Tanasinn.

When will new computers be built with a minimum of 8 terrabytes of ram?

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 14:07


Was the internet really made for porn?

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 14:10

No, but that's what it was later modified to be best suited for.

What would life be like if Lord Havelock Vetinari from the Discworld novel series were to become either Prime Minister of the UK or President of the United States of America?

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 14:18

The trains would run on time, the economy would skyrocket, and the war in Iraq would be over. Oh, and he'd know everything about everyone.

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 14:19

Oops, forgot a question:

What's the best book you read lately?

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 14:24

Simon Haynes - Hal Spacejock.

What would happen to Ankh-Morpork if the Patrician disappeared to rule the UK or the US?

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 16:02

Carrot would be crowned king within a week.

Best. Band. Ever?

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 18:29

DragonForce. Why ask? You all knew the answer.

How should I freak out the next telemarketer calling me? I've already done the "conspiracy theorist" shtick several times, and the novelty is starting to wear off.

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 22:05

Ask them politely but firmly to wait a few minutes, then put them on hold and never pick it back up.

How much phlegm would Errol Flynn fling, if Errol Flynn could fling phlegm?

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 23:28

He's still in the intricate process of doing so and as such the quantity is immeasurable.

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 23:35

I can't dispute the logic of that.

Why did >>709 fail to ask a question?

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 00:00

Because he realised what an abject failure at life he was right after typing his answer, and could only hit Reply before bursting into tears.

Which is the funniest Eddie Izzard CD?

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 02:03

none, they all suck.

why do I constantly feel the need to jack off, is some one using mind control on me?

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 03:07

It's the pheromones of all the teenagers fresh out of school.

Why all the talk about music?

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 08:32

Because we're bored.

Can you suggest a better subject?

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 13:08

No, I was just curious.

Was it a bad question?

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 14:31

Yes, it's hard to come up with interesting answers to dull questions.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 14:51

No, because I have two left feet.

How come it seems I am the only person who has never read a Dune book?

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 15:06

Because you don't live next to me. I also have never read any Dune.

What should I do with the complimentary map of Akihabara I got from the maid-costumed guide in front of Gamers during my last trip to Tokyo?

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 15:13

Set it aflame, along with all other relics of your weeaboo lifestyle. Then become an accountant and take up numatism.

By what method should I kill myself, and at what time and place?

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 15:19

Setting yourself aflame on a pyre of all relics of your weeaboo lifestyle. It beats becoming an accountant and working yourself to death.

Where outside Akiba can I get a girl in a maid costume to give me a foot massage?

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 16:13

Maid costumes and foot massages are forbidden on Akiba Hebrew Academy's grounds.
However, YHWH approves highly of male4male foot baths, for weary travelers.

Now, where did I leave my Yarmulke?

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 16:21

It's underneath your Dreidel.

Has anyone played the d20 Slayers RPG, or is it just collecting dust on store shelves?

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 15:19

If they give a free iPod with it it may sell.

Will you buy Manhunt 2?

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 15:37

I might warez it, but only if they port it to the old x-box.

What does it mean if my spirit animal is a woodchuck?

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 16:36

It means your only possible career options involve a degree in poli-sci or business.

Why won't these weeaboos hurry up on the Mother 1 + 2 or Mother 3 translations?

726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:46

Because they're too busy translating yaoi harem manga.

Where can I find a good Sonic the Hedgehog forum?

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:51

Meditate on this question in a public place, loudly chanting the mantra OWA TAFU LAH YEM until the answer comes to you.

What is the greatest movie that ever was?

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:55

Cinema achieved it's peak at the release of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

What is the greatest Sonic the Hedgehog forum that ever was?

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 09:15

7chan /fur/.

Which is better to see live, I've or Halko Momoi?

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 16:11

The latter, because her first name is Finnish for a log of wood. The kind you'd chop up and burn in a fireplace.

What happens when you cross the streams?

731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 16:37

Total protonic reversal, if memory serves me right.

Why is this a bad thing?

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 21:31

It could cause all the atoms in your body to explode.

How do I get ectoplasm out of my favourite panties?

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 21:45

Snort it.

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 21:45

Why did I forget my question?

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 21:56

Your head could not discriminate between your brains and the ectoplasms you snorted from panties - and accidentally got rid of the former substance.

By the way, why did John Rawls have to be such a difficult writer?

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 22:15

Purely to spite you.

Why don't you read some Joyce instead?

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 01:49

musn't think of it... dirty dirty musn't think....

Who's making these new brown clouds?

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 02:27

My dear, I believe it is you.

Will someone fix >>737's little problems?

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 03:29

The free world's top scientists are working on harnessing those gaseous vapors to use as a renewable fuel source.

We've gone long enough without an answer; Where, exactly, is the beef?

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 03:38

In my pants.

Who wants to know?

741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 04:41

A toothless, white-haired 105 year-old jewish woman. Please lower your trousers so she may engorge herself of this beef.

How much broccolis is too much broccolis?

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 05:33


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 06:16

Woodchuck is just a misnomer for groundhogs. Sorry to disappoint you.

What was the answer >>742 was really after?

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 06:17

As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How much more obvious can a jisaku jien be?

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 06:32

N+1, where N is the current level of obviousness.

Why do you hate freedom?

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 07:39

Because it kicked me in the shin two weeks ago. Hard.

Why can't I get my Dreamcast to work after it's been collecting dust for 3 years?

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 15:52

When you stopped playing with it 3 years ago, you broke it's heart.

How are your shins, btw?

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 16:16

Liberated from the tyranny of a rigid and unfractured Tibia.

Why do we have to die?

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 16:39

Because you have displeased me.

Why did my piggy bank fall off the table and break before I managed to put my first quarter in?

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 17:50

That was not a piggy bank, it was the newborn baby.
Also, that was not a quarter, it was a dime.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 18:03

You've blown up your head.

How do I kill the mosquitos in my room? Mind bullets have proven ineffective so far.

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 18:11

I know a guy who pinned a fly to his desk with a safety pin, once. Might try that.

So, is Ruby the Next Big Thing, or a passing fad?

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 18:32

Ruby who?

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 19:10

The ruby that answers questions with statements.

Which Ruby is that?

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 21:36

The black one.

Should I snort Ruby, or rail it?

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 13:42

That made no sense to me at all. Besides, I like Ruby please dont snort.

Why was >>755 so goddamn boring that nobody answered?

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 13:55

Because we all watch him touch himself at night.

Why are >>755's curtains in such bad taste?

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 15:16

Oh, leave him alone. This isn't the insult thread, you know.

What's the best way to prevent motion sickness when playing Myst 3: Exile?

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 16:30

LSD. taken regularly, you will no longer witness motionsickness as it becomes part of your life.

utilitarianism is dead, isn't it? Or is it just that deontological moralistic theories are so much better?

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 17:01

There is very little evidence to suggest Utilitarianism ever lived, let alone died, and deontoligical moralistic philosophies require less effort on the half of the believer, thus appealing to the physically and intellectually lazy.

How long is it until America (as we know it) collapses entirely, taking the entire world into another great depression?

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 17:58

The United States of America (as we knew it) collapsed in 1963, and was quickly replaced by the Conglomerated Territories of Oceania.

  • War is now referred to as Military Intervention
  • Economic Depression is now referred to as Income Disparity.
  • Hunger is now referred to as Low Food Security
  • Starvation is now referred to as Very Low Food Security

Is there any hope in the Proles, or are they too occupied with Paris Hilton?

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 19:50

The proles in America? Probably not - they're too pampered and they've been raised to be accustomed to being spoon-fed. Proles elsewhere? If you whip them up a bit, then certainly.

What task shall I accomplish for DQN?

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 20:28

Firstly, I'd like you to properly define DQN.

So, how would you define DQN?

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 23:25

I can comment that you are a Panda, and that comment should serve as an example of what DQN is, for lack of a definition.

Should we talk about the proles, or rather refer to the general populace?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 01:37

By referring to proles, we exclude party loyalists and ideologues, who are cognitively impaired and can not be trusted. Also, cocks.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 03:48

The willow tree.

What did you get for Christmas last year?

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 04:05

Money and an iPod.

Why do you hate America?

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 04:32

It killed my entire family and most of my friends. I joined the base and they gave me an AK47 to get revenge, it will be just like a Charles Bronson movie. Allahu Ackbar!

Why do you hate Azerbaijan?

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 11:05

Azerbaiwho now?

Why are palestinians such rotten neighbors?

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 11:56

They didn't get enough exposure to pandas as kids.

I think I'm a weeaboo. My ipod is full of Ayumi Hamasaki, the only DVDs I own are animated, I greet people with "ohayou~", I sign my name with katakana, and I haven't eaten anything with a fork in a month. What should I do?

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 12:15

Star in a Japanese hardcore adult film, where anything goes as long as genitals are censored.

What percentage of manga is not gay?

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 12:32

gay is culturally defined. we find manga gay, japanese do not. ergo japanese are totally gay and if you disagree you also are a rampant homosexual.

ground coffee beans or first flool coffee beans?

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 12:47

Loose-leaf tea.

How do I crack Sony's eBook DRM?

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 14:12

why don't you just buy hard copies?

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 14:37

Because I like to hack things because it makes up for other times in life when I had no power.

Is there a girl Goatse?

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 14:42

If Tubgirl doesn't count, I'm not sure there is.

Why do I like the Saint Seiya OP Pegasus Fantasy so much?

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 14:43

Also, >>774, YOU try carrying 20 hardcopy books in a pants pocket without even a significant bulge.

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:05

I like the bulge.

>>777 didn't ask a question, and nobody had an answer for >>773's. Why not?

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:12

>>777 is a terr'ist, and hates our thread structure.
>>774 destroyed the opportunity to post an illegal hex number.

Can't we all just get along?

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:35

No. Also, >>770-san, you're not a weeaboo until you own at least 20 legally bought region 2 DVDs of live-action Japanese drama series and anime-based musicals.

Why did nobody respond to >>776?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:38

Because it was a stupid question.

Do you people have no shame?

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:51

None whatsoever. This is DQN, after all.

Who put the RAM in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 18:20

horny sheepfucking hippies. noone would think of putting RAM into anything these days, its so outdated.

Is asia carrera the sexiest pornstar ever or what?

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 18:27

>>783 No. Too much makeup, silicone.

Where can I buy epoxy modeling putty cheap?

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:33

No need to buy, you can just milk it from Asia Carrera's boobs.

Why do so many people still believe in god(s) in this day and age?

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:38

Because of Asia Carrera, His most perfect and beautiful creation.

Is it true that "DQN" is Japanese for "J- J- JAM IT IN?"

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:40

120% true.

Why are you a panda?

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:42

Asia Carrera turned me into a panda. She said it was more DQN that way.

Is that really "120% true," or are you using hyperbole?

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:47

I don't know, I'm not >>787.

What do DQN want to be when they grow up?

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 00:03


Did you remember to carry the w out?

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 00:46

Yes. It carried out and was W. And I gave it to Asia Carrera.

Did she like it?

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 01:13

She enjoyed the convenience of the carry out, but found the w to be a bit lacking.

What can we do to improve the w?

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 01:28

I don't know. We should ask Asia Carrera, as she is a Mensa member and therefore smarter than all of us.

Do you think Asia Carrera has the power of gay magic?

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 01:37


How do I cure yellow fever?

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:06

Date a girl who's actually from Japan. Watch your dreams crumble into dust when faced with the harsh reality that Japanese girls are really annoying people.

Why do fiber supplements make shitting so effortless?

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:13

They don't. You must have yellow fever.

Is Asia Carrera actually from Japan?

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:55


This is not an English word why did I say it?

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 11:05

Because you are hoping Asia Carrera will come over to your place and tell you all about her background.

Or is that really me?

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:04

No, that's the PCP talking.


800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 16:35


Was it Asia Carrera?

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 18:44

Nope. It was a panda.

What's with this panda fixation anyway?

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 18:52

No such thing. You're just a megalomaniac panda, thinking everyone's fixated on you.

Why does Windows Vista suck such balls?

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 19:48

Microsoft ran out of cocks.

how do I shot web2.0?

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 19:58

I dunno, lol (Beta).

Why is there so little pornographic fanart of soap opera characters?

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 20:01

Soap Operas already are pornography, tailored for listless housewives.

What is the rest mass of a proton (in units of MeV/c^2)?

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 20:18

The proton has a mass in energy units of 938.256 MeV. I am not sure what you mean when you talk about dividing this by c squared. I asked Asia Carrera and she doesn't know either.

Should I ask a panda?

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 20:59

No, unless it is a gay panda with magical ability in his particular sphere of sexual conduct.

So tell me again, how do homosexuals breed? And no resorting to the staple answer this time.

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:07

Sporic meiosis.

Is it nobler in the mind to face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:34

one is not any more noble than the other.

If George Zimmer and Chuck Norris got into a fight, what woukd happen?

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:41

Chuck Norris would immediately present his anus for penetration, as he is a repressed homosexual. George Zimmer would tear him apart. I guarantee it.

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:45

Chuck Norris would give George Zimmer a footjob by repeatedly roundhouse kicking Zimmer's huge penis.

Who's next in the Diesel-Norris line of succession?

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 22:15

Asia Carrera.

Did you suspect that was coming?

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 22:21

No, I was expecting a witty slowpoke comment.

I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 23:07

A date with Asia Carrera.

Which is more powerful? The Can o' Whoopass, or The Smackdown?

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 00:10

Asia Carrera.

In a world without Asia Carrera's loveliness, what would be the point of living?

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 00:24

There's still Ran Muto.

Que estas macho? Smoke rings, or light bulbs?

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 01:41

Sticking it in Asia Carrera's pooper.

Is there anyone who doesn't love her?

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 03:45

Yes, David Gest.

Which country has a higher rate of sheep violations: Scotland or New Zealand?

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 04:23

In proportion to number of people, or to number of sheep? Because Scotland would win on the first, and NZ on the second.

How many roads must I walk down before I can slay this Asia Carrera meme? What if they're roads made of Gay Magic?

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 05:18

If you don't want to stick it in Asia Carrera's pooper, the gay magic has already done its work on you.

Who's on first?

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 06:22


What's on second?

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 06:49


And I don't know, who's on third?

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:38

No, I don't know.

Why are there so few good AMVs?

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 15:53


Should I be letting my child play with asbestos?
i thought i read somewhere it can be dangerouse sometimes

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 16:01

Asbestos is rumored to be toxic, so probably not.

Do you think more Asia Carrera references could make this thread awesome again?

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 16:26

No, and nor does Asia Carrera.

What is the best erogame currently on the market?

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 16:47

Any that has Asia Carrera in it.

Who's cuter, Asia Carrera or Teh Rei?

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 17:27

Asia Carrera, because she's both a real human being, and not a stupid 4chan catchphrase.

Where can I get a good deal in a Christian atmosphere?

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:37

Its rumoured that Asia Carrera is also a christian, so if you find her community, you might find a good deal indeed.

Why are there so few torrents of movies with Asia Carrera in it? After all she made approximately 200 of them. Must be something to do with good persecution of copyright violators?

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:48

Asia Carrera personally crushes any man or woman between her sexy thighs if she catches them pirating any films she stars, makes a minor appearance, or is briefly mentioned in.

Does this intrigue you?

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 21:59

It is an exciting prospect for sure!

Does it involve foreplay?

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 22:27


Is it better to pursue a hobby that is practical as opposed to one that is isn't albeit more enlightening? If that makes sense.

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 22:55

It doesn't.

Where the hell did you go with my toothbrush?

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 23:05

To the kitchen.

Exactly where is the underworld, and how does one leave it?

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 23:14

It's under the world... you leave by climbing up.

I just tried to watch Memento, but the DVD kept skipping around 3/4 of the way through. Am I missing anything good?

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 01:08

I havent seen the movie and I feel just fine, so no.

who is Nicolas Sarkozy?

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 03:02

He's some French politician who wants to stick it in Asia Carrera's pooper.

What the fuck was that, Elwood?

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 04:08

Elwood: Spanish for "the blood-engorged penis"

This is not an English word why did you say it?

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 04:14

Asia Carrera compelled me to with the power of Gay Magic.

If they ever make the long-rumored live-action film of Neon Genesis Evangelion, do you think she'd be appropriate to play Misato Katsuragi?

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 07:57

No. She's part chinese anyhow.

Where does the atmosphere begin?

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 08:55

Roughly about where the near-vacuum stops.

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 08:56

Why can't I post questions in a vacuum?

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 15:33

Because you don't follow the Elitist Superstructure's standard guidelines for question asking threads.

Do you have any more obvious questions?

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 16:34

>>840 Asia Carrera is Japanese/American ... moron

and to answer >>843 (yes)

why didn't >>840 not simply look up the wiki?

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 20:56

I don't know, perhaps you should consult a wiki... moron.

Do two wrongs make a right?

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 22:25

No, but three lefts do.

Do you want two CDs?

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 22:28

No, I do not.

Why isn't sexual fetishism listed as a disorder in the DSM?

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 22:28

My 401K is doing the job quite nicely, thanks.

What is it about a grilled bacon-wrapped boneless chicken breast that's so damn delicious?

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 22:37

The way it's cooked and marinated and its piggy blanket combine to create a fusion of flavours akin to tasting the armpit of God himself.

What time is love?

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 22:43

Whenever Asia Carrera is near.

щ(`Д´щ) WHY would you make such a disgusting simile about tasting God's armpits? Ick.

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 22:46

But, it is.

Using obscene smilies is the only way I can reach climax/

Do you worship Satan? If not, would you like a pamphlet?

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 23:07

I worship Asia Carrera, so sure, I'll take one.

Is it true that Asia Carrera is half American, half Japanese, and half German, just like Asuka Langley Soryuu?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 00:01

I would wager that since three halves equals 50% more than a whole... no. Unless she happens to be tetragametic chimeric.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 00:05

Nah, she's just 150% awesome, like Asuka.

Carmen Sandiego is in San Diego, of course.

>:3 Holy shit, it's a lion! Should I get in the car?

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 00:14

No, you should go right back to 4chan.

None of us have any right to ever be unhappy, given our being born into generally white, middle-class families. Is this true?

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 00:32

It's complete bollocks. You might as well say that people born into black lower-class families do not have the right to ever be happy.

When will a massive wave of atheism sweep the planet?

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 00:45

If the Celestial Teapot crashes into the Sea of Cognitive Bias, an Atheist Tsunami will be a likely consequence.

Traci Lords: Gift or Curse?

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 01:10

Minor Goddess, or perhaps just Nymph. The position of Amaterasu Omikami has already been filled by Asia Carrera.

Who would win in a Texas chainsaw cage match battle to the death between Squeeks and Moot?

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:03

Given that moot fights like a little girl, and the handicap Squeeks suffers with his poop hat... the odds would be [1:0.999...] Squeeks over moot.

Who is the wisest man in all of Athens?

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 10:27

Samuel L Jackson

Do you like skiing?

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 11:03


Do you like being dismembered by an alligator while a disembodied hand smashes your face against an oak table?

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 11:38

Yes, very yes.

Do you like vomiting chicken intestines onto your significant other in exchange for a long night of playing Boggle?

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 14:21

The King of Boggle insists that it is impolite to regurgitate upon your host, even if he is the Japanese Prime Minister.

How do I find a church with Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross?

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 19:39

His death a month ago may complicate matters. That said, you may wish to begin your search in Topeka, Kansas. Look up Phelps, Fred.

How do I find a synagogue with with Tony Danza chained to a large candelabrum?

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 22:13

The question is highly unethical, but can be solved by religious zeal and entrepreneurial fervor.

What kind of jobs could a student of economics hope to get?

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 22:39

Burger flipping, mostly. And then there's the wild, wild world of janitorial services.

Is there any band more awesome than DragonForce?

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 00:10

>>866 The existence of one will surely be snuffed out if Dragonforce plays the Transformers theme.

What made the 1980s so cool?

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 00:16

The 1980s weren't cool, because Asia Carrera wasn't making pr0n movies yet.

Do you fight for good, or for awesome?

869 Name:   : 1993-09-5055 03:15

I am a pacifist, so neither. But I will set up a bake sale and donate the proceeds to Awesome.

Which euphemism for masturbation is funnier: 'spank' or 'wank'?

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 03:19

Spank; the onomatopoeia is funnier.

How do I get my girlfriend to let my do anything remotely sexy with her?

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 04:13

Wine, lots of wine.
Alternatively: coercion

What is it like to hold a girl in your arms?

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 09:15

Very soft and sweet, although pressing the chloroform rag against her face until she stops struggling can sometimes ruin the romantic experience.

Is a permanently long-distance relationship better than no girlfriend at all?

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 16:12

>>872: or not, there are people who have a fetish for such things.

Only if the long-distance relationship is with Asia Carrera, chloroform optional.

Why is my cat looking at me and making little "blert?" noises?

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 17:16

> blert?

This is not a Cat vocalization why did you say it

This is not a question how can you answer it

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 17:20

I'll tell my cat to stop making "blert?" noises because some anonymous BU-N on the Intermaweb says it's not a proper Cat vocalization, then. Jeez.

You can answer it by the power of Gay Magic.

Jesus, what kind of troglodyte are you?

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 17:26

A level 8 Barbarian Troglodyte.


877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 05:00

Because you had enough experience points to advance further from level 7, du~h.

This is not a humorous thread why do you post in it

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 10:38

In order to gain the favor of Asia Carrera.

Isn't she beautiful?

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 11:37


Is she acting or is she really enjoying herself?

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 14:06

She's often stated that she'd quit when she lost enjoyment in her craft, so we should take it as cinema verite.

How does the concept of Kino Pravda influence your daily life?

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:13

It doesn't.

Law or chaos?

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:20

when you're able to call that concept by a name, its actually already ordered. Therefore chaos does not exist, at least not within the semantic realm of human comprehension. Try your local government though, for chaotic laws.

will Asia Carrera ever cease to be a DQN meme?

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:26

I certainly hope not, as she's cuter than Squeeks and funnier than Teh Rei.

Do you think Asia Carrera ever visits this site? And, if so, does she enjoy the Emergency Mittens?

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:42

No and yes.

Why are you still using "teh"? That hasn't been funny in over seven years.

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 16:47

I wasn't aware it was ever funny; But, perhaps, just maybe, no one is here solely for your own amusement.

Why does >>884 bother posting?

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 23:29

Because he too hopes to impress Asia Carrera, and fantasizes about meeting her and sweeping her off her feet in a whirlwind romance, then sticking it in her pooper.

What sort of emergency are the emergency mittens intended for?

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 00:08

I'm not at liberty to say, but perhaps you should check the manual.

Can you spare a dime for a man down on his luck?

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 00:32

no, I'm too afraid he's not really out of luck and just cheating me.

Instead of visiting this site, will Asia Carrera come to my room at night?

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 00:41

Yes, just pay me a dime and I'll arrange the meeting personally.

Are we there yet?

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 00:59

No, not yet. Almost.

What is my fortune?

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 01:02

Yes. We've arrived at DQN. I can tell by the emergency mittens, as I have sen a lot of JISAKU JIENS in my time.

So, who else suspects that Asia Carrera may in fact be Amaterasu Omikami, Goddess of the Sun? Or else Uzume, the Dread Female of Heaven?

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 20:46

She is godlike, and not only because she alledgedly plays unreal tournament.

shouldn't there be a rule that when a mangaka draws boobs, they should at least not be bigger than the head of the girl?

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 22:53

The "Teh" is part of Teh Rei's name.
No. No there shouldn't. Otherwise there would be no Mogudan's Rei, and many of NISE Midi Doronokai's works would also not exist. Bakunyuu is an artform in its own right.

What will happen first, a landslide victory for a black lesbian US President or Duke Nukem Forever going gold?

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 23:27

It depends on the black lesbian's political stances. If she leaves people alone and doesn't raise taxes early in her career, she will win the presidential election before Duke Nukem Forever gets past the concept stage.

Should all guys learn at an early age that girls do poop and fart?

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5057 23:37

No, they shouldn't be robbed of their illusions. They should rather be taught that they are inferior to females in every aspect.

What will George W. Bush's last words be?

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 00:00

"I've always loved Asia Carrera."

So I've got this little part with two screws that keep backing out. Which type of threadlocking adhesive should I use? Blue Loctite, Red Loctite, or Permatex Green?

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 02:49

I find Duct Tape is well suited to any adhesion or fastening purpose conceivable by man, god or Asia Carrera.

What's that sound?

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 05:47

Obviously it's not Asia Carrera, as she is far too ladylike to fart. She is always a lady, even when someone is sticking it in her pooper.

Why do they call it "duck tape" if it's not made from ducks?

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 07:44

Because water runs off it like off a duck's back.

When will the US change their name to reflect their theocratic status?

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 08:06

Hopefully soon. I always thought the NUG (Nation Under God) had quite a good ring to it. Then not only Pratchett fans could call us Nugganites.

Who wil be the 50th President of the United States, and will his/her inauguration get a special celebration?

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 10:00

Pervez Musharraf, although the title will not be president anymore.

what is the title of the best Asia Carrera movie?

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 14:53


Oh god, are we at 90.2% again, already?

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 16:55

According to my calculations, it's 90.290, repeating of course. You forgot to carry out the w.

Will I get regifted fruitcake again this year?

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 18:18

no you wont

roses are red,
violets are blue
lets go to bed
and I'll fuck you

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 20:35

That wasn't a question.

Why can't I stay up all night?

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:04

Because you have a busy day tomorrow, young man. Also, staying up while your parents are asleep can lead to uncouth urges which may turn you blind.

Why don't kids these days respect their elders anymore?

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:07


908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:10

That was neiter a question nor a proper answer, young man. Nor is there any point whatsoever in sageing the top thread on the front page.

Will somebody answer my question in >>906 already, or do you disrespect your elders so much that you'll completely ignore them? I swear, you whippersnappers ... in MY day ...

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:11

That's right, I visit Asia Carrera's Web page daily.

Why didn't >>907 post a picture?

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:12

oblivously newbie

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 22:54

And Asia Carrera has delicious bewbies.

Why didn't >>910 post a question?

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 23:24

Because this thread has peacefully died, and we must now wait for 999GET to start fresh.

Is anything more VIP Quality than >>904,907,910 ?

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 23:26

Yes, but I dare not post or link to it lest the sheer VIP Quality overload the board.

What carries out and is w, exactly?

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 23:39


I'm hungry for some Chinese take-out. What dish should I get?

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 23:48

Cream of Sum-Yung Guy.

Did you have to ask?

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 01:04

I'm not >>914 but for asking me if I had to ask when I'm not the same person, I think you're fucking retarded.

Who is better, Obama or Hilary?

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 01:49

Squeeks, as a write-in.

Wann und wo ist der Klub der Honks?

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 02:07


Do you think I will be able to read all of the Harry Potter books before the movie comes out? I know I can finish at least 4 before the movie comes out.

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 05:59

No, but Snape kills Dumbledore.

What kind of question can I ask here that will get a legitimate and satisfactory answer?

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 08:28

hahaha! that's a funny joke

>>917 haettest du es gerne hart und gemein tief im Hintern?

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 16:13

Jawohl, ich habe Sauerkraut in meine Lederhosen!

Assuming one were inclined to research the topic in depth, what would the be the amount and/or quantity of planks, sawdust etc lumber material thrown by a member of species marmota monax, were said member able (and inclined!) to launch the stuff tree trunks are made of with wild abandon?

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:37

An article I found in a decades old issue of the Wall Street Journal reports on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that marmota monax could (and does) dislocate around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a member of the species do this with lumber, lumber precursors or lumber products, he would move an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.

Now will you please stop asking that question?

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:43


Who is the Richest Man in Babylon?

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:52

Steve McQueen.

I'm searching for a symbol of benevolence and good fortune, can you help me out?

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 22:16

Look no further than Asia Carrera, the goddess of benevolence and Fortune.

Why did I order the limited first pressing of the Lucky Star 1 DVD?

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 22:17

You're a weeaboo.

Why didn't I know about this DVD?

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 00:46

Because Asia Carrera did not smile on you with the same good fortune she did on >>925.

Has she become a meme?

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 02:49

No, she's still a porn starlet.

Will the weather cool off anytime soon?

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 07:32

Yes, the next ice age should be just around the corner, with all this global wanging going on.

What tried-and-true home remedy should I subject my onychia to today?

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 14:02

Show it the Asia Carrera meme. If that doesn't work, introduce it to her actual movie heritage. I have no clue what an onychia is, but it will definitely work.

Who the hell is frigido nanoko?

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 14:51

Well, frigido means cold in a latin language. Nanoko, I don't know what it is.

My magic eightball is broken, what should I do?

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 14:58

Just another frozen maiden.

I was just over at the Wawa, and purchased a banana, and noticed that they had BARCODED the thing! In the supermarket, they are putting stickers on veggies and fruit. Why do easily recognizable items require labels?

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 15:42

Because they're Wawa-wawasuremono.

Is there any anime ending capable of kicking the ass of Ayano Tsuji's Kaze ni Naru?

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 16:56

>>931 Use #fortune, it's about the same level of intelligence, plus you get neat colors. Or flamed for doing it wrong.
>>933 I haven't seen that, but Evangelion's complete and sudden slide into schizophrenic chaos has to win.


935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 18:15

No, this isn't 4chan's /b/.

Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 18:34


Why did the party van cross the road?

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 18:42

49 BC.

Why don't we just try to bash through them?

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 18:45

>>935 I prefer industrial grade artificial oil.

>>936 because that's what any vehicle does when in use: it crosses roads.

I bought pink roses for my sister's birthday. Is this acceptable?

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 18:58

More acceptable than getting her a pink sock, at least.

How old is said sister?

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 19:13

Sixty-seven, an' a half.

Do >>990-998 consist solely of spam from someone trying for 999GET like in every legendary thread?

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 19:41

We shall never know, for this thread falls short of the "legendary" you would see us aspire to.

Why is replying out of order so common in this thread?

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 20:18

Its the product of our individualistic and assertive lifestyle. We are in control and we're only being nice enough to answer questions once in a while, shortly submitting ourselves to solve a task set by another and thus subjugating ourselves for that period.

Why is Israel not in the EU already?

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 20:56

Don't give them ideas... EU should stay with EU states.

Why is the "Tour de France" not all in France?

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 21:19

The borders changed after it started.

Why doesn't the Swedish Chef speak proper Swedish?

945 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 21:56

He-a duesn't? Thet's noo tu me-a. Børk, Børk, Børk.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 22:09

He ran out of coconuts

What is better than pina colada?

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 22:29

Planter's Punch.

Where can I get the world's best Banana Daiquiri?

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 22:34

17th Century France.

What exactly is the "purple stuff"?

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 23:02

Its what one of the Teletubbies was made out of

Why did fate allow me to see tubgirl?

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 23:25

Because upset Nanoha

How many ways am I going to be crucified for that piece of weeaboory?

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 23:48

Over and over until Asia Carrera is satisfied.

And isn't that as it should be?

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 10:50

if that is possible then yes

If Hillary Clinton were to cheat on her husband with Barrack Obama, who of them would benefit from that electorally?

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 13:02

We all would, because I smell DREAM TICKET!!

So, who'd be on top in the DREAM TICKET?

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 17:08


... What ?

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 17:39

It's "politics" without manipulation, i.e. glorified celebrity worship. There is no understanding it.

Is it true that there is a strong culture of anti-intellectualism in America?

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 19:23

No, but there should be.

Why can't people just relax?

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 20:13

Don't do it. When you want to uhm.

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 20:16

Free question GET!
When will Duke Nukem Forever be released?

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 20:39


960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5061 22:19

What year does NAFTA go into effect?

Due to the increased pressure or extreme humidity.

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 02:48


No such thing.

Wtf is >>960 talking about?

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 02:57

I believe he was phrasing his response in the form of a question as per Jeopardy's rules, and then got confused.

How much longer do we have to wait for an SNL Celebrity Jeopardy movie featuring Dave Foley as Ken Jennings?

963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 05:50

Two weeks.

I still have a candy cane from Christmas. Is it still edible?

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 19:17

if it doesn't taste weird and didn't soften, it should be edible.

Can >>963 sue me if (s)he got very sick from following my advice?

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 20:39

No, you could sue him for believing what he reads on the internet.

If my two favourite singers are KOTOKO from I've and Halko Momoi from UNDER17, what other singers can you recommend?

966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 20:49

KOTOKO is NOT from I've, she is just a guest singer, fucker. You emo shits should learn more before posting.

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 21:29

Yeah right, she's appeared on every I've album but she's just a guest singer. You trolls should learn more before flaming.

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5062 22:10

I'm sorry those are not questions.

Are >>966,967 aspies?
If so, then why aren't they busy waging edit wars on wikipeida?
If not, then what the hell is their problem?

969 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 00:28

Their problem is insufficient Asia Carrera pr0n, just as mine is.

Do you know where I might find some more?

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 00:44

deep underground.

Which is the best Pokemon?

971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 01:08

None is greater than Spinda.

Which is the best brand of fiber supplement?

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 03:21

Whichever one has the best advertising, which would be Metamucil.

How much bandwidth do you really need?

973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 12:34

More than that. No, even more. Look, my C64 has more bandwidth than that onboard.

How come offbeat games like Grand Monster Slam and Movie Monster aren't made anymore?

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 13:10

Because people will only buy the umpteenth GTA clone.

What would happen if the entire world converted to Islam?

975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 13:39

Less girls would become anorexic/bulimic.

How about them Mets?

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 16:08

The duck dawns slowly at midnight. Reach phase plane roger whiskey.

if I looking for frog
him name is hopkin green frog
I lost my frog
P.S. I'll find my frog
Who took my frog?
Who found my frog?

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 16:33

Asia Carrera did.

What kind of name is "Hopkin?"

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 18:17

It is a surname.

What is a good book for learning IA32 ASM?

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 18:44

You can find information at

Why are my users so fucking stupid? I mean, why the FUCK are they so goddamned STUPID?!

980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 19:11

They are users. Users are the reason there is no perfect piece of software.

After reading "Kitchen Confidential," were you suddenly gripped with the sudden need to never eat out again?

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 19:58

Not really, but after reading "Seduction of the Innocent" I vowed never to read comic books again.

What muckraking expose REALLY got you to change your ways?

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 22:25

Reefer Madness. It made me want to try that awesome-looking "weed" stuff.

What other singers beside Halko Momoi have a loli-esque voice?

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 00:39

Asia Carrera does, when she can be persuaded to sing.

What is this "weed" of which you speak?

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 13:32

Its actually just the leaves from carrots, shredded. >>982 thought he bought weed but the Dutch actually sold him that shit. It frees your wallet, not your mind, from worldy affairs.

Why = Bjork = suck?

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 14:33

Bjork doesn't suck. You just have infantile taste in music.

What's with all the kids posting here all of a sudden?

986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 14:35

Well, I assume you are asking "Why Suck?" ignoring the commutative property of Bjork, so my response is that 'blow' is merely an expression.

What is the simplest board game that still has sophisticated strategy?

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 20:03

With a few wooden planks, you can run a stone-age wargame. It's great fun, but remember that wearing helmets is cheating.

What's a battle?

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 20:41

it is a confrontation of two or more vested interests, emotions, or arbitrators thereof, typically leading to the submission of one to the other.

is infantile really the best reason you can think of why some people are not thrilled by Bjork?

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 21:06

No, but I imagine that since "Björk" does not have West Germanic (but rather North Germanic) etymology, people may wonder why it is utilized in Anglic conversation.

Why did you say it?

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 21:58

I didn't, >>988 did. Stupidhead, asking questions of strangers on the internet.

Why your round eyes look so stupid????

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:35

Because everyone's eyes are unattractive by comparison with Asia Carrera's.

Do you think that Asia Carrera would be more popular if her name had some umlauts in it?

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 22:57

Her pussy already has an umlaut in it, no need for more

is true love possible with a pornstar?

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 02:03

OF course! If you can handle the sex that is...
You ever feel so worthless?

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 02:49

I always feel worthless when I contemplate the perfect inhuman goddess that is Asia Carrera.

Why a duck?

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 02:59

Asia Carrera is a slut.

Why is Asia Carrera such a slut?

996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 03:21

You're describing a higher order of being in human terms and that's always a mistake.

Is it true that Asia Carrera is an eleven-dimensional being like Tsunami from Tenchi Muyo?

997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 05:19

Within your life she will always remain a two-dimensional shadow of her real identity on your computerscreen to fap to.

Will this thread close without reference to Asia Carrera?

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:22

It is to be hoped, however unlikely.

Why do threads close at 999 rather than 1000 these days?

999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:23

Squeeks changed it so that Asia Carrera would be the only person able to 1000GET.

Can anyone answer this question?

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