( ß ƒŽß) Time to answer my EMAIL~
[run mittens_email.exe]
[Topic: Typing
Dear mittens
how do u type with mittens on
<3
elex, NY]
( ß ƒŽß) Well, Eckex...
( ß ƒŽß) Deleted!!
[Topic: Keeping hands cool in summer
Dear mittens,
don't ur hands get hot in the summer? what do u to keep cool?
your fan,
sara
thousand oaks, CA]
( ß ƒŽß) Sara, I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz you not
( ß ƒŽß) this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot.
( ß ƒŽß) ... I meant to send that to my grandma! Really!
[Topic: SB vs. You
Who would win in a fight? You or Stwong Bad? I think SB would win because he weaws boxing gloves
Cwapfully youws,
Homestaw Wunnew]
( ß ƒŽß) Actually, I'd win because I have diamond mittens, and diamonds are the hardest metal!
[Topic: Seriously.
What the fuck is up with you and mittens?! What's so great about mittens, they're just some... pocket, with a smaller pocket attached, for a thumb.
Christ.
What the fuck,
-Bigmike]
[Topic: Emergency mittens
Hey there Mittens
I was wondering when it was considered appropriate to release the emergency mittens.
( ß ƒŽß) It's never appropriate to release them unless you're properly licensed. You could go to jail otherwise. DON'T DO IT, okay?