Well, what are you waiting for? These cheeks ain't gonna pinch themselves.

I ambush >>28 as he intrudes on my tribal territory, then murder and emasculate him with my backup scouts. I bring his head back to my clan mates where they make a stew out of it.

Then I do the same thing to >>30.

>>29 is doing it wrong, so I thought I'd teach him a lesson he won't soon forget. I read the tribe's movements by silently observing their patrol patterns and noting their daily movements. I soon attacked >>29 when he was all alone. I tied him up, dragged him to my basement, and played with his balls for hours while teaching him proper DQN etiquette trough the use of my penis.

>>30 neglected to mention how I lovingly nibbled on his ear while simultaneously hitting his bare buttocks with a whip, forcing him to do said things to >>29.