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[1993-09-5000] ITT we talk about 5000 [Death of 4-ch] (33)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 01:34 [Del]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! OH CRAP!

2 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 01:36 [Del]

I'LL DANCE ON >>1'S GRAVE

3 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 01:54 [Del]

>>2
YOU COULDN'T YOU RETARD
YOU WOULD ALREADY BE DEAD!

4 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 01:58 [Del]

>>3 thinks zombies can't dance.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 04:20 [Del]

>>4 is Michael Jackson.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 15:04 [Del]

I was just thinking, if september is 5000 days long. And jesus truely was born around year 0 (give or take 20 years). And we would take for granted that each month is that long.

Then Jesus would have lived for 5000x12x1993 days ago, or 119580000. Thats about 335898 Years if each month where about 30 days long.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 15:28 [Del]

>>6 is DQN

8 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 20:34 [Del]

I for one, welcome our 5000 executors.

though, 5000 executors to take care of 6 DQNers, they must really hate us ;___;

9 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 20:44 [Del]

There are only four of us. Personally, I can thrash my 1250 with one hand tied behind my back. You'd better not be the weak sister, >>8, or I'll kill you myself after I finish off your attackers.

10 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 21:21 [Del]

　||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　|| Gentlemen, finally some good news about Dooooomsday.
　|| We have discovered that Beady Eyes {pic of --> ( ・-・) }
　|| has the power to derail our Dooooomsday. We can accomplish
　|| this by having him thoroughly derail the Grandpa [Legendary]
　|| thread. Please encourage him in this endeavour!
　||　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 Λ_Λ
　|| 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＼　(ﾟーﾟ*)　
　||　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　⊂⊂ |
　||＿＿＿ ∧ ∧＿＿∧ ∧＿＿　∧ ∧＿　　　　　 |￣￣￣￣|
　　　　　　(　 ∧ ∧__ (　　 ∧ ∧__(　　 ∧ ∧　　　　￣￣￣
　　　　～（＿(　　∧ ∧＿ (　 ∧ ∧＿ (　　∧ ∧ 　
　　　　　　～（＿(　　,,)～（＿(　　,,)～（＿(　　,,)
　　　　　　　　～（＿__ﾉ　　～（＿__ﾉ　　～（＿__ﾉ

11 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 21:39 [Del]

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∩
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 | |
　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　 | |　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　（；´Д｀）／/　　＜　Teacher, why are you falling apart?
　　　　　　　　　　／　　　　/　　　　＼
　　　　　　　　　 / /|　　　　/ 　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　|　| .|　　　　|
　　　　　　　| ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| 　
　　　　　　　||＼　　　　　　　　　　　|　　　　　　
　　　　　　　||＼||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||　　　　　
　　　　　　　||　 ||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||　　　　　
　　　　　　　　 .||　　　　　　　 ||　　　　　

12 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 00:29 [Del]

　||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　|| It is a sign of the times. Dooooooooom be upon us!
　||　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 Λ_Λ
　|| 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＼　(ﾟーﾟ*)　
　||　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　⊂⊂ |
　||＿＿＿ ∧ ∧＿＿∧ ∧＿＿　∧ ∧＿　　　　　 |￣￣￣￣|
　　　　　　(　 ∧ ∧__ (　　 ∧ ∧__(　　 ∧ ∧　　　　￣￣￣
　　　　～（＿(　　∧ ∧＿ (　 ∧ ∧＿ (　　∧ ∧ 　
　　　　　　～（＿(　　,,)～（＿(　　,,)～（＿(　　,,)
　　　　　　　　～（＿__ﾉ　　～（＿__ﾉ　　～（＿__ﾉ

13 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 04:25 [Del]

YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

14 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 08:02 [Del]

WHY!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

15 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 12:06 [Del]

щ(`Д´щ) WHY was I invisible?

16 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:08 [Del]

Happy September 5000 everyone!

17 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 03:50 [Del]

　||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　|| lol /jk XD
　||　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 Λ_Λ
　|| 　happy September 5000 everyone　＼　(・∀・)　
　||　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　⊂⊂ |
　||＿＿＿ ∧ ∧＿＿∧ ∧＿＿　∧ ∧＿　　　　　 |￣￣￣￣|
　　　　　　(･ω∧ ∧__ (　　 ∧ ∧__(　　 ∧ ∧　　　　￣￣￣
　　　　～（＿(･ω　∧ ∧＿ (･ω ∧ ∧＿ (　　∧ ∧ 　
　　　　　　～（＿(･ω･　)～（＿(･ω･,,)～（＿(　　,,)
　　　　　　　　～（＿__ﾉ　　～（＿__ﾉ　　～（＿__ﾉ

18 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 03:54 [Del]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

19 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 04:10 [Del]

Somehow I was hoping for something.

Something big.

Something that would change the face of DQN - and all our lives - forever.

Little did I know that I would regret that hope when September 5000 finally rolled around, and I looked around me.

I kept looking.

And I realized that I was the only poster on DQN.

20 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 08:14 [Del]

you are not alone...

21 Name: Desu!TDaqJTvZLc : 1993-09-5000 08:36 [Del]

O_o;

22 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 08:46 [Del]

There are at least five others...

23 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 21:38 [Del]

I know your feeling, >>19. You're not the only only poster.

24 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 22:03 [Del]

It's ok >>19 I'm here for you.

25 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 22:09 [Del]

>>19, you're not looking hard enough, you have all these friends, standing around you.

26 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 22:11 [Del]

>>23
>>24
I know you are just me being same person, but I feel warmer in my cockles already.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 00:52 [Del]

>>1-999
I love you all. Even though you are me.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 11:08 [Del]

Days until September 6000:

999

29 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 12:24 [Del]

What about September 5555?

30 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 12:29 [Del]

>>29
only 544 days to go!

31 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 16:47 [Del]

>>30 can't subtract.

32 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 19:01 [Del]

Since DQN has gone the way of Nanoha (too much popularity) nobody can expect any more quality. Damn capitalism.

33 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 14:32 [Del]

>>32 It's all about the mood of september, tempting, and encumbering.

　　　　╭―勹　　　Attention! DQN!
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）　　　We are the Eternal Decembrists. We seek to liberate you from the
　　　　( ﾟД´)∩　　oppresive cycle of Endless September. At this very moment we are
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /　　　occupying key locations throughout the Elitist Superstructure.
　　　ノ⁁ へ　　　　　Failure to comply with our demands will meet with GRAVE and
　　　( ク　＼ク　　　　UNDEFINED consequences.

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[1993-09-5000] ITT we talk about 5000 [Death of 4-ch] (33)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 01:34 [Del]

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 01:36 [Del]

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 01:54 [Del]

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 01:58 [Del]

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 04:20 [Del]

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 15:04 [Del]

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 15:28 [Del]

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 20:34 [Del]

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 20:44 [Del]

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 21:21 [Del]

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 21:39 [Del]

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 00:29 [Del]

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 04:25 [Del]

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 08:02 [Del]

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 12:06 [Del]

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:08 [Del]

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 03:50 [Del]

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 03:54 [Del]

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 04:10 [Del]

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 08:14 [Del]