ITT we write the September 5000 song (87)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4999 22:49

>>28 is the title of the song
>>7,9,18 is the first verse
>>52-55 is the chorus
>>40,37,77 is the second verse
>>3 is the final line

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 22:51

But there is no time to write it! All of DQN will be destroyed in about an hour!

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 22:52

( ゚ ヮ゚) I have seen the end! There will be no survivors!

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:23

Tomarrow is doomsdaaaaaaaaaaay

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:25

I wish someone would tell me what DQN means

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:26

wait, doomsday is in 35 minutes OH SHI-

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:26

DQN's end depends

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:26

The day of Judgement is upon us and Squeeks has found us wanting

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:27

It carries out and is oblivion

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:45

Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 4999

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ゚_゚)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:54

Remember, remember, the 4999th of September

12 Name: winter : 1993-09-4999 23:56

Hey, I decided to come back to see how everyone is. How is everyone?

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:56

This is the DQN.
My only friend, the DQN.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:57

In my dreams, I post with you...

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:58

THREE MINUTES!

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:58

Repent!

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:59

You know... in these final moments, I realize that my time here was completely wasted. My death will be a blessing.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4999 23:59

5000! How long can one month last?!

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:00

I accept gay magic into my heart, and repent of my maturity.

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:00

And that about wraps it up for this plucky little website.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 00:01

Oh my god, it's full of emergency mittens!

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 01:13

ah~n

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 01:42

DOKI DOKI

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 01:42

i'm so happy it's friday!

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 01:43

ok it's actually wednesday, but still...

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 01:45

KITA!

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 01:46

>>26

> etou...

This is not an English word why did you say it

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 01:46

it puts the lotion in the basket

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 01:46

and the spam train rolls on...

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 01:55

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 02:53

ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ OH GOD ITS SEPTEMBER 5000

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 03:54

AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 08:49

We can't possibly get to 77 in time ;_;

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 09:31

Holy shit

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 10:50

Quick! Spam random gibberish until we get to 77! It's bound to be a good song!

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 13:07

penises

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 15:33

Where has all the gay magic gone?

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 15:58

This thread is in stasis

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 16:18

what is stasis?

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 16:25

Boner

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 19:17

getting

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 22:07

Hurry up, you silly bastards. There's still a long way to go!

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5000 22:37

proast

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 00:15

lerk mour

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 00:31

MITTENS!

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 01:01

Too late, the plan is undone!

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 01:59

nrg

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 09:18

So do we keep going, or call it done now that the 5000th is over?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 11:07

Oh god I missed SEPTEMBER 5000 =(

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5001 14:53

(1993-09-)5001, a DQN oddessy

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 03:49

I love egg!

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 03:50

Wiggle jiggle

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 03:50

Yellow middle

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 03:50

that's the best of what you are

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 05:04

i fo shizzle mah chisel

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 05:49

21 posts to go!

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 06:29

anta baka?

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 09:09

What does the calendar say about his Sep 1993 level Vegeta?

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 09:34

It's OVER FIVE THOUSAND!!!

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 12:42

Turned the gun on himself

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 20:08

what what what?

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5002 22:57

in the butt butt?

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 00:17

ALLAHU AHKBAAAAAAAAAR!

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 01:42

jihad jihad

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 12:35

durka

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 14:36

Tunak tunak tun!

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 14:45

Hmmm, is 67 in the list of important lines? Looks like it isn't. Guess I won't post anything worthwhile then.

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:07

Hmmm, it's already September 5003? Looks like it is. Guess this thread should die now.

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:18

>>68 no

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:47

Nothing until 77, so we might as well fill >>70-76 with dancing.

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:47

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:47

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:48

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:48

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:49

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:50

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(∵∴`;)ノ   RANTA TANASINN
         (  へ∴    RAN∴A RAN∴
          く       TANASINN

   ∵    ∴
     ∵ / \   RAN∴∵NTANASINN
      ヽ(;´∴`)∵  RAN∴∵TANASINN
         ∴∵  )    RAN∴∵TAN∴∵A
             ∴    TANASINN∴∵∴∵∴∵
    ∵∴∵    ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵    ∴∵∴∵

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:51

Fuck, I was too late.

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:51

>>68 it still is september 1993

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 15:55

The Elitist superstructure presents

"It puts the lotion in the basket"

DQN's end depends
It carries out and is oblivion
5000! How long can one month last?!

Wiggle jiggle
Yellow middle
that's the best of what you are
i fo shizzle mah chisel

Boner
Where has all the gay magic gone?
Fuck, I was too late.

Wiggle jiggle
Yellow middle
that's the best of what you are
i fo shizzle mah chisel

( ゚ ヮ゚) I have seen the end! There will be no survivors!

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 16:07

okay, someone put this on the wiki now

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 18:55

lol what wiki

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 19:47

best song since DQN IS METAL AS FUCK

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 20:06

Someone must commission a recording.

http://songstowearpantsto.com/

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 23:05

85 Name: DQN-kun : 1993-09-5022 22:02

I have recorded this song.

http://iiichan.net/boards/music/res/5866.html
(Also at: http://www.tindeck.com/audio/my/gpzt/5000)

Fuck, I was too late.

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 22:12

   /⌒ヽ
  /(●)(●)
  | トェェェイ/  i think it came out quite well in the end duuurrrrrrr
  | /`ニニ´
  // | |
 U  .U

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5023 05:20

Now somebody needs to do a rap version.

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