ITT we right some thing that is way too damn long for anyone to read. Also, it may not be kopipe either. It must be an original nonsensical writing. If you do not do this, then I will come to your house and kill you, with the aid of some nuclear monster, ha ha ha. The reason for this is that the current fiscal policies of the institutionalized industry's industrialized institution conspire to regulate an artificial market cap via the preprocessed use of insider trading cards. With the manufacture of one of these steamrollers, one is able to invade the magma while flotating circularly and widely in E-space. E-space is very weird. It is weird because in E-space, the normal rules of conductivity and connectivity and distributability of addition over multiplication do not apply, and also things are weird. Do not try to inhale the worst of it, since the government has locked a snapping turtle in the ocean for 20 days and 19 nights in order to get camera footage of the events activated when a turtle prepares to evade its confines through the use of a bat. Baseball bats are very useful as weapons, and this one use is not to be underestimated in its scope, widespread application, or applicability. The reason for that? Well, none really. I was just walking through the desert, and I had nothing better to do, so I decided to step on a cactus. Oh man, that hurt. I had needles stuck in my foot for days. Fortunately, the needles went away and I embarked on a rollicking adventure that was fun for the whole family, or would have been, if I had a family. Thankfully, I don't mind too much not having one. I will probably die alone, but that is all I deserve. Various helium compounds were found in the lower chest of my room following my death, which prompted investigators to go have a beer and celebrate a job well done. The lambda calculus was responsible for all this. Introns make up about 25% of DNA. Most of DNA is this intergenic structural stuff with patterns, and some people consider it introns, and it doesn't code for anything, but it is very important, because if you examine the statistics, you will find that people whose DNA is heavily mutated in this part will have lots of genetic diseases, and it seems as though possibly these parts of DNA are required for DNA copying to be reliable, for structural reasons, so like the people with the genetic diseases, their cells make more mistakes when copying DNA, and that messes up the extrons, or functional parts, too, which are only around 1%. I know this is all true because I read it on Wikipedia, though, granted, there was a [citation needed] tag next to pretty much every sentence, and a big scary warning at the top of the section said it was all disputed, but I'm sure there's no real problem, just some troll messing with the site or something. I love Wikipedia so much that I have already renewed my subscription for next year. It would be even better though if they didn't have a subscription fee. Do you ever wonder where the word "embark" came from? Apparently it is because to embark on a journey originally involved getting yourself stuck in the bark of a tree. (To do this required playing a game with a really bad physics engine.) This was required, as it was believed to be some spiritual tradition, granting good luck from the god of stupidly getting yourself stuck in a tree before setting out on a journey. In retrospect, that was pretty stupid, but so is your face, aside from the pretty part. Your face is just ugly stupid. I enjoy doing cocaine. Not really, I have never done cocaine, but you should try it, because I hate you, and want you to ruin your life and die. Ha ha.