HI, I'M ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃, FOUNDER AND CEO OF [Lame-ass thread] Sage [Die]. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND MADE A THOUSAND POSTS SO I COULD FIND THE PERFECT SHITTY THREAD. I'M SO SURE THIS THREAD WON'T EVER BECOME EPIC THAT I'M GOING TO POST AND SAGE IT SO THAT IT CAN DIE A FASTER DEATH. I HAVE MADE A TREMENDOUS EFFORT IN MAKING THIS THREAD COMFORTABLE TO SAGE.

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