Today I took a shit so big my left leg went numb for a while.
Today I spent half an hour on the toilet with explosive diarrhea, feeling at least 5lbs lighter afterwards.
Today I became a full-fledged elitist, just like my father and his father before him.
Today I posted in a thread.
Today I created a Tauren druid and levelled her up to level 25 in a single gaming session.
I shat out a mound that was so rancid, the toilet stall stank for one hour even with the fan on.
I have not shat for the past 28 days.
Today I managed to wrestle myself from an intense DQN addiction.
... oh wait ...
Shit.
I went to the DMV and renewed my driver's license! Today was the very last day before it expired.
Today I shat in the middle of the DMV while shouting "Shitty thread wasshoi!"
Today I smeared shit on a tank's spoke wheels while shouting "Shitty thread wasshoi!"
Today I did a demo and closed the deal on two Starter packages, so I celebrated with a half of an italian hoagie with extra hot peppers!
Today, I began researching the first ten volumes of an epic chronicle of 2chan, Futaba Channel, 4-ch.net, and 4chan.
It will be to imageboard culture as Gibbon's Decline and Fall was to Rome.
Today I flew to Rome and took a shit.
Today I updated some entries on the nijiwiki!
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I took a crap that was so foul, Pynognang could smell it.
Today I converted myself to Discordianism. Hail Eris. All hail Discordia.
I found my old brown leather jacket.
I banned everyone from DQN
I got banned from DQN
I ate a salad