ITT: Stupid Injures You Inflicted on Yourself (バカ怪我) (21)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 08:38

I busted my lip open on a dresser trying to turn on a light.
始めてください！

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 10:02

× Injures
○ Injuries
SURETAIMISU and it is w

Because ONANII was carried out much, the KINTAMA separated and pain sprouts and it is orz.
続けてよね

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5040 16:37

止めて、私のお尻が痛い。

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 14:02

I typed too many stupid posts on DQN and got carpal tunnel syndrome from it.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 14:28

I slammed my fingers in a car door five times in a row, wondering why it wouldn't close. Damn anesthetics.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 18:04

I once stabbed my finger with the blunt end of the needle.

I'm really skilled.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:30

I kicked air as hard as I could and missed.

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 22:47

I once got up to go to the bathroom. Didn't turn on the light. Tripped over something. Wound up with a cut below my eye and a massively swollen cheek for several weeks.

Had a painful pimple. Couldn't pop it. Decided toenail clippers would be good for nipping it off. They weren't. And I missed the damn thing anyway.

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 04:04

I've burned myself several times with hot grease and what not at my dead-end fast food job.

>>8
You're should poke at the pimple with something sharp if you can't pop it...

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 11:33

I sharpened my little finger in a pencil sharpener. I was 4 or 5.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 04:55

I lost the tips from two of my toes in a door-slamming incident.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 00:11

I ate Captain Crunch cereal every day for the past year.

It cut up my soft palate to the point of opening up a fistula between my mouth and nasal cavity

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 00:31

I read this thread and did permanent emotional damage to myself.

(srsly, >>12, let that shit soak in the milk a minute or two before you eat it)

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 04:05

>>13
But what if you're eatin' the Cap'n Crunch plain with no milk?

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 11:37

>>14
...well, I guess that'd do it. Didn't you think to go to one of the Rei's Diner threads and order some milk?

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 20:11

I stapled my finger once.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 12:19

I pissed on my pants leg and got a blistering skin irritation on my inner thigh.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 12:33

>>17 should see a doctor about his habit of peeing stomach acid

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 04:06

手根管症候群

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:12

i eat my tongue once

21 Name: Mr. Hands : 1993-09-5053 22:55

I don't wish to share.

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