My bad, I thought I had started an "ITT we divide by the poster above us" thread.
I looked at this thread and saw potential, but then realized that it was a disappointment.
I looked at this thread a second time and realized that even though the OP made a shameful 4chan reference that this thread still has lots of potential.
I looked at this thread a third time and thought, "Naw forget it - Yo homes, to Bel Air!"
I looked at this thread and thought "HEY! I'll pretend to be the poster above me".
But I've decided to confess. I'm not.
In reality, I am ... the poster below me!
DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN!!!
Incidentally, I'm also the poster in the same place as me. Funny how that works out.