July 4th Preparation Thread. [What are your plans?] (17)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 03:28

I'm going to watch my dad get drunk and the cookout and he'll burn himself trying to light bottle rockets... like every year.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:31

I'm going to go to work like any other ordinary Wednesday. Not like my country has anything to celebrate.

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 15:24

>>2
in monarchist britain, july 4th prepares you

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:19

>>1-3 typical 4-ch users.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:55

I'm going to buy a big box of cigars. put on my old navy dress uniform, fire shots into the air, and pretend I'm Fidel Castro. Viva La Revolución!

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 22:17

Hang out with my five young cousins and watch fireworks.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 00:16

I don't celebrate Yankee holidays.

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 00:47

Study for my test on friday

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 00:21

I'm going to make lame posts to DQN

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 01:17

Watch fireworks, that all I know that I'm doing thats different from any other day.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 03:41

i'm going to fap

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 16:55

I'm going to fap to >>9's lame posts to DQN.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 22:21

You know, a lot of countries celebrate their founding, and many even do it with fireworks. But Americans are the only ones I know who feel a need to personally blow shit up themselves as an act of reverence.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 04:06

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 04:53

I can't remember even this year's July 4th. Why should I plan for something that's at least 9 months ahead?

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 09:30

I've pre-ordered the release of 'chicago', Microsoft's next version of Windows. I might have to wait 11 months, but I want to be sure that I'm the first person on my BBS to be running a 32-bit OS!

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 10:48

>>16
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