ITT we predict what will be on the tombstone of the next poster (44)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 00:26

It neither carried out nor was w as >>2

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 02:09

>>3 died as he lived...on the crapper.

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 02:33

>>4 turned the gun on himself.
　　BECAUSE IT'S WINTER.

4 Name: 　 : 1993-09-5055 03:03

>>5
　　　⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃
　　　　　　　Beloved Bu-n
September 1, 1993 - September 14809, 1993

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 21:54

>>4 Was a Panda.

6 Name: sage : 1993-09-5058 22:07

>>5
Didn't even know what "The Elitist Superstructure" means, or where it came from. (Protip, search the archive fuckers.)

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5058 23:47

>>7
Was better than >>5 and >>6 because he knew what direction the post references were going in this thread.

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 00:20

>>9
　　　Hitler's Neurosyphilitic Clone
Was still a better and wiser person than >>6

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 03:20

>>10 died of dysentery.
Play again, Y/N?

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 12:05

>>11 1980 - 2013 Father of his country. First President of Cascadia, 2010-2013, may he Rest in Peace

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 12:28

>>12 2007 - 3100 First person to live way too much, realizing immortality sucks.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 12:29

): I meant 4100 gosh i'm so silly.

>>13 Starship Trooper of great honor.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 16:15

>>14, killed by fall onto poison spikes

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 17:23

>>13 Zippy, killed by a pun

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5059 18:17

>>16
F ree your body and soul
U nfold your powerful wings
C limb up the highest mountains
K ick your feet up in the air
Y ou may now live forever
O r return to this earth
U nless you feel good where you are

　　　　Missed by your friends

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 13:04

>>17 eaten alive by VIPPERs

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 19:44

bravely bold >>18 rode forth from Camelot
he was not afraid to die, oh brave >>18
he was not afraid at all to be killed in nasty ways
brave, brave, brave, brave >>18

he was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken
to have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave >>18

his head smashed in and his heart cut out
and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
and his peni

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5060 20:02

Here to earth we confide
the remainders of Greg the impaler,
a stakeholder in medieval pain.

A victim of selfless suicide
to avert his career from failure,
from which in life he did not gain.

RIP GREG

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 19:29

AD 2048-AD 2101
He had no chance to survive, and made his time. He really knew what he doing.

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 11:04

.....________.......
..../........\......
.../..........\.....
../..HAHAHAHA..\....
.|....SERVES....|...
.|...YOU RIGHT..|...
.|....FINALLY...|...
.|...YOU..ARE...|...
.|...TOTALLY....|...
.|...DEAD.YOU...|...
.|...SON.OF.A...|...
.|....BITCH.....|...
.|...HAHAHAHA...|...
.|..............|...
.|..............|...
.W__WW/__WW__WWW|\WW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 11:14

George rests here.
His life was hell, no one
loved him, he had 43
creditcards, remained virgin
all his life and the few
people that knew of his
existence called him a
hikkikomori. He was a master-
bottler, omnipresent in
gaia online, at which he failed.
He signed up for a joined
suicide but upon meeting
the others did not want to be
found dead next to him
and they left.

Whereever he is now is probably
not worse than the life he had.

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 23:31

Another one bites the dust - Queen

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 00:09

　

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 00:52

>>25
"This tombstone has an arrow on it. It combines to make the Shield Key."

Resident Evil'd

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 01:09

45 EXP
15 GP
Potion
Tincture

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 01:15

ERAU QSSI DLRO WEHT

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 12:36

Stranger, tread this ground with gravity
for Dentist >>28 is filling his last cavity.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 07:21

>>29 never genocided any monsters

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 07:22

>>29 never genocided any monsters

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 16:08

He told us he was hardcore.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 16:15

　　　人
　　（＿_）
　 （＿＿）
　（ ＿＿ ）
　（　・∀・）　＜　His name was Squeeks.
　（つ　　 つ　　　
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 21:40

He had too much metal for one hand.

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 06:29

Was man enough.

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 07:30

Here lies >>34, a man who never began anything without fini

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 07:31

Here lies >>36, who drove >>34 to kill himself before he died himself

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 07:36

>>37 Ran out of quarters.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 11:10

>>38 did not have enough swords.

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 11:58

The second hardest metal known the man.

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 23:31

>>39 tried so hard and went so far but in the end it didn't even matter.

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 00:29

>>39 What a great fuck

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 00:36

>>42
here lies andy

peperony and chease

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:05

>>43 starved while waiting for his order from Rei's Diner.

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:52

>>44 What the fuck was you gonna say?

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 04:37

>>45

> three red roses and a half-bottle of cognac
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