seriously
>>3
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>4
Disregard that, I cook socks.
>>5
Disregard that, I cock smocks.
>>6
Disregard that, I smoke cooks
>>8
Disregard that, I duck rocks.
>>9
Disregard that, I pick locks.
>>15
Disregard that, I smoke rocks. I DOOOO C-C-C-COCAINE!
>>17
... disregard that, I don't read threads completely.
Disregard that, I soak corks. ...OSNAP SNL REFERENCE
>>20
Disregard that, Iˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæ
all right you all, I'll attest for you that you're all awesome as long as you believe that I'm awesome too.
(In fact, I'm the most awesomest of you all)
Pffffff. I'm not impressed.
>>23 You owe me a million scheckels in child support you deadbeat! It was your Y chromosome that turned our bastard son into a paranoid schizophrenic who mindfucks people until they become suicidal zombies!
And I was a virgin only technically! I sucked 10,000 cocks before our shitty relationship, and I took 6,000 cocks in my ass before this bullshit arrangement, too.