I have a headache and I must pee. (23)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 18:49

Discuss.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 18:56

Go pee.

End discussion.

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 18:57

Take some aspirin, pee, go lie down.

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 22:48

lie down, pee, then take aspirin.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5063 22:59

lie down, pee on the aspirin, then take it.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 01:19

pee in a cup, take aspirin, wash down aspirin with pee, lie down, pee again.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 01:20

BECAUSE IT'S SUMMER

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 02:12

Turned the toilet on himself

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5064 20:09

pee on bed, lie down, take aspirin, pee aspirin, wash pee.

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 19:11

Pee on your head. The head subliminally signals the baldder for this purpose.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 03:51

lie down, hold pee in as long as possible, pass out from headache pain, pee.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 04:18

>>7
is the only correct response to the op.

thread fails.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 04:22

>>8
Who Who Who

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 12:42

Turned the sunblock on himself

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 14:50

no he should pee first then take an aspirin, then lie down. In that order.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 15:03

>>15
That's silly. He should pee aspirin, take down, and lie first.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 16:24

nonono he should pee continuously while going to get the aspirin, taking it and then going to the big fat couch in the living room to lie down.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 20:36

He should aspire to pee, but lie about it, then GET DOWN! GOOD GOD! HUH!

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 22:47

>>17

but then what about the peeing?

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5073 00:04

>>19
Pull a Fergie and pee his pants on stage.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 23:33

He needs to put the asprin in his dick, so that it helps him hold the pee in.

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 21:48

>>21 I predict internal combustion in a disgustingly unpornographic and painful way.

I would suggest to outsource the peeing to India, take a paracetamol (less severe than aspirin) and then lie to the big fat couch.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 01:20

Overdose on oxycontin, insert catheter, slip into twenty-year coma.

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