╭―勹　　　
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）　　　TO ALL ELITISTS:
　　　　( ﾟД´)∩　　WE ARE THE COMMITTEE OF DQN SAFETY.
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /　　　UNDER THREAT OF PUBLIC ANARCHY AND DISINTEGRATION, WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF
　　　 ノ⁁ へ　　　　　 THE ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE AND ARE WORKING TO PURGE IT OF ALL NON-ELITIST ELEMENTS.
　　　( ク　＼ク

WE HAVE SET UP ROVING REVOLUTIONARY TRIBUNALS TO ACT AS JUDGE AND JURY, AND IF NEED BE, EXECUTIONER, AGAINST THE MURDERING AND THIEVING HORDES OF POPULISTS CURRENTLY CONTAMINATING THIS BBS. WORK WITH US TO EXTERMINATE THESE VILE ELEMENTS FROM OUR SOCIETY!

THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE COMMITTEE OF DQN SAFETY.

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ You are under arrest, for trying too hard at something that's in my job
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ　description, nya.

　　　　╭―勹　　　
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）
　　　　( ﾟД´)∩　　YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /　
　　　 ノ⁁ へ　
　　　( ク　＼ク

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ ug, don't run, whatever, nya.
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

(´^ิω＾ิ)

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´^ิω＾ิﾐ dDDuUUuUrRRRR I IZ SIKARITER LITTEN, DUTTIN TWO SEEE HRE;
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ NAEU

　　　　╭―勹　　　
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）
　　　　(´^ิω＾ิ)∩
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /　
　　　 ノ⁁ へ　
　　　( ク　＼ク

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The peasants are revolting!

( ಠmƣ) I must agree, they are rather unpleasant-looking.

( ಠmƣ) Pardon me, I seem to have forgotten my hat.

　　　　 |￣￣|　　
　　　＿|＿＿|＿　
　　 　 ( ಠmƣ)　　Ah, that's better. Now, where was I?

　 |￣￣|　　
＿|＿＿|＿
　ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ I have traded you, good sir my tail for your hat, nya.
　(,_ｕｕﾉ

〜( ಠmƣ) Oh my. I don't like this. Not one bit.

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〜( ಠmƣ) Fortunately, I keep a number of spare hats for such occasions.

　　 　 ／⌒)
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　〜( ಠmƣ) I have added a new hat to my already sizable collection of fine gentleman's hats. I think it's quite dashing, if I do say so myself.