ITT we give the previous poster advice on how he can improve his popularity with the ladies (22)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 05:01

Well?

No penis enlargement please, studies have found that to be pretty much a non-issue.

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 05:20

>>1 would have much more success by removing his panda fursuit

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 05:20

It's easier to get the really young ones if you wear a Santa Claus get-up.

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 05:21

>>1 can stop makeing shitty "ITT we [blank] the previous poster" threads.

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 12:41

>>1 can get off the internet for the weekend and leave his house for a chance.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 13:31

>>5 could brush his teeth and use deodorant once in a while.

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 13:35

>>6 Speedstick. It's not expensive.

8 Name: Mystery : 1993-09-5141 02:41

You need your wingmen to open up the sets.

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 02:51

>>8 should be attractive.
>>8 should not be unattractive.

10 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5141 07:35

>>9 shouldn't be afraid to cry around her.

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 18:44

>>10 should get engaged, thus exponentially increasing his desirability among the ladies by directly showcasing that he is in demand.
>>10 must take advantage of this by cheating with many different women, telling them all that he wants to leave his bride-to-be and marry them, but never actually do this.
Also, >>10 should get himself a vasectomy and several pseudonyms.

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 20:53

>>11 should talk less.

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 21:14

>>12 should kill fewer conversations.

14 Name: (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ : 1993-09-5142 04:12

>>13 should have intellectually engaging conversations

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5142 06:33

>>14 should have more inner Boon

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 07:33

<丶｀∀´> >>15 should eat more kimchi nida. Its aroma will attracting many women nida!

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 22:15

penis enlargement works only when there is something to enlarge. Unfortunately this leaves >>16 out of consideration.

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5144 01:18

>>17 should learn how to give advice.

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5144 04:06

>>18 should learn how to not give advice, but just listen.

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5144 21:33

>>19 should learn that women don't care if you listen as long as you have something to say about whatever they're talking about.

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 00:09

>>20 should eat pussy.

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5145 03:03

>>21 would have much more success with that if he automatically thought of getting a hiv-test first. Ladies love that, being careful with them.

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