( ß -ß) Mitten Rations [Rules Violations] (12)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 04:45

It has come to the attention of The Elitist Superstructure that the Mitten Supply
is now critically low due to release of Emergency Mittens in non-Emergency situations.
Members of the Inner Party will be put on Mitten Rations, and the rest of us
will get dryer lint that may or may not have come from a pair of mittens.
Please do not abuse the dryer lint.

p.s. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 05:09

First they take our BUUN, and now the mittens! There is an infidel in our superstructure!

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 06:35

The humanity! The humanity!

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 14:12

This can be directly linked to people abusing the Emergency Mittens Link! Do NOT release the Emergency Mittens unless there is an actual emergency!

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 15:54

The individualists of the superstructure are using the Emergency Mittens button for their own selfish desire! GET THEM!

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 18:26

I admit it. It was me. I'm using all the Emergency Mittens to construct a creature most evil. And I shall not be stopped.

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 18:35

Whee! Emergency lint!

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 19:14

The Crisis is over. For now.

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 19:22

Releases emergency mittens in celebration.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 19:28

Fear not fellow DQN~
I have imported yarn from other countries. I will require a skilled knitting force so we may convert this resource into mittens!

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 01:25

I'm still getting lint. That was a highly inappropriate use of the emergency mittens, >>9.

12 Name: Extremist : 1993-09-5149 12:42

AS USUAL, THE ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE HAS FAILED TO PROTECT OUR MITTEN RIGHTS FROM THE EVIL GRIP OF THE INDIVIDUALISTS.

THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION. DESTROY THE EMERGENCY MITTENS BUTTON. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT OUR INNOCENT MITTENS, IF WE CANNOT HAVE THEM, NOBODY CAN.

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